Dog`s Eye View Of Sin City
Dropped in on Sin City for a couple days recently and found time to check out the scene. Thanks to the posters on this fine message board for providing well detailed adventures. Any seasoned monger with a rental car and map should do just fine. Like shooting fish in a barrell.
Cruised Freemont Street out through Boulder Highway hopefull to run across a wee bit-o-ganja and maybe a knobber. Holy skank a rama Batman. Not much daytime action, but you could score some tonsil hockey if just any old crusty would do. Passed, but will check again later.
Early morning action from a cute BSW standing along west Tropicana. Cute, tall, thin and friendly. Sunrise suction in the parking lot of some apartment complex in West Vegas. Girl was skilled. Didn`t realize at the time it would be the best BJ of the week.
Cruised out of town to do some sight seeing and bought gasoline at some store/restaurant/gas station/brothel miles to the north. Might as well check the girls. I get buzzed in by some gamma might have been hot twenty years ago. I flop on the couch while she brings the girls out. Ruh Row Rorge.
She brings out one girl. Um, lady, Um, older Lady. I`m thinking, how much would they have to pay me to have sex with these gammies. I split with a "maybe some other time".
Had lunch at some other brothel in the middle of desert nowhere. Shared beer and conversation with two guys, one of whom starred as supporting actor in one of my favorite suspense movies. I probably said too much already so I`ll leave it at that. Think they were headed to a better place in Pahump, er, whatever it`s called.
I am not in Kansas anymore.
Here is the deal on the stripper cards handed out on the strip. They have Escort Service phone numbers and you can call to make arrangements. If any of the pics was of a girl currently in Vegas, it was strictly coincidence. Phoney pics. I didn`t try any of the escort lines. Apologies, if I am the last to know.
Picked up a absolute knockout strolling past the Bellagio at 6am. This girl looked six feet tall in fuckme pumps, painted on jeans and tits out to here. Rack job and pushup bra. Bad bad bucket and pretty pretty mug
The hair-do was a wig but this chickie was a serious looker. Claimed she couldn`t get into my hotel without changing and wearing a ballcap. Some stuff about casino facial recognition technology. She gave me some facial recognition in a parking lot off Industrial. Wooo Hoooo, Vegas Baby. Gave me digits so I could bone her later in my hotel room, but I tossed them as soon as I got drained. White freakin hot chick. Don`t know if I`ve ever picked up a streetwalker hotter than this one. Love your town man.
Saw another hottie WSW on Industrial but was still occupied.
Missed another uber hottie snatched away from me on Las Vegas at Bellagio.
Heading through the casino on my way to check out, when I spot a very cute slender young black girl sitting at the slots. She smiles, I smile. I sit down for a chat while her cutie twentyoneish girlfriend comes back to sit down, but leaves after seeing us converse.
She gives me a number that`s agreeable as long as I can bone her, and her girlfriend. Casino security ask to see my room key and offers a polite good morning as I head to the elevator with my salt and pepper dates. Christ, I probably looked like a middle age guy with a couple young hookers.
A Black girl was a real sweetie, nice girl with an easy smile and friendly manner. White girl was a tiny size one with perky lil
a-cups. Obviously new to the business. Looks good, attitude less so. So of course the tiny impatient one gets most of the stiff boning. Our threesome looked pretty hot in the mirrored walls. Except for the fat middle aged guy in the middle working up a sweat. Well, I bone these chicks every way from Sunday then dash off to catch my flight.
I`ll be back,
dog
WTF was the point of your post?
Mr. Bo Jangles....
Been going to Vegas LOTS for the past 13 years or so.
Getting hookers has NEVER been a problem if you are staying at one of the decent strip hotels.
I still have yet to find one on the strip for $100 that wasn't gonna rip me off.
What woman will come up an berate you for staring at her ample rack?
What man is scared of a hooker?
Only chumps ever went out to any of the ranchs. You could drop $500-1000 an hour from Vegas or you could take that same amount, go to a strip club that will cost you $100-300, and many of the strippers will give you 2 hours or so for $500. Or you could have a hooker in a casino for $300-500. And either will probably be hotter than the girls at the ranchs. Either way, like I said, only chumps go out to the ranches.
Commerce Center window shopping
Decided it was time to get off my ass and just go investigate the Green Door for myself. Well actually, after spending more than a week in the culinary wasteland of LA I was eager for a decent meal, so a craving for Thai food is what got me off my ass, and since Lotus of Siam wasn't open yet when I got to the Commerce Center I went looking around the place just to kill an hour before they open for dinner.
I think I found Cienega 32's midnight barbershop towards the back of the Center, but it appeared to be closed at the time I was there. Lets see now, if I've got this right, it's a barbershop that's reportedly staffed by what appear to be Asian ladies, which is closed at five in the afternoon but open for business at one in the morning. Hmmm.
Walked into the Green Door through the cafe entrance (the door on the left) and started asking the good natured middle aged lady behind the bar a lot of nosy questions about how the joint works. She summoned the manager to offer me a tour. Sure dude, a tour would be fine, just don't try to sell me a time share. He showed me around the downstairs, which was comprised of a series of rooms with comfy looking furnishings which were obviously upholstered to be easily hosed off and disinfected from time to time, with sensibly dim lighting throughout. I asked if there was any private accommodation available if I should decide to be half of a couple with someone, and he showed me to the "private couple's only" rooms. The doors latch, but they have picture windows that don't look very private to me. He assured me that my friend and I would be invisible in there if we switched the light off. I doubt it.
At the end of the tour he gave me a handy little green paper menu with prices, which I have in front of me now. Here are the rates for daily "membership" i.e. the cover charge to get in:
Main level (downstairs): Male $60; Female free; Couples $50.
Local's rates: Male $50; Female free; Couple $40.
Upstairs VIP area (Sun-Thu): Male $20; Female $10; Couples free.
VIP (Fri-Sat): Male $40; Female $10; Couples free.
There are also a variety of weekly and monthly rates listed, ranging all the way up to a yearly rate of $2,200 for a single male or $700 for a couple. I was informed that everyone entering must present identification, and if one member of a couple has local ID then the local's rate would apply. The charge for the VIP level is on top of the fee to get into the main level. They operate 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. Sunday through Thursday, and 1:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. Friday and Saturday. Monday is advertised as "Industry Night" with "service industry personnel" given free admission to the main level. Military personnel get a ten percent discount on the daily "membership" rate.
Overall, at those prices the place wouldn't be of much use for me unless I wanted to significantly upgrade the caliber of my usual low rent companionship, since I'd be spending almost as much for the indoor parking space as I usually do on my temporary fiancées, but I can imagine someone else finding it interesting for the group aspect, or for an exhibitionist romp with a higher end companion from the Strip if your hotel room is shared with someone who would disapprove of some of your recreational activities. When I took my tour there was nobody else downstairs to play with, but I don't draw any conclusions from that, since who in their right mind is feeling frisky that early in the day in Vegas anyway?
BUT... on the way out I noticed something interesting. At the back of the cafe area, which is free to walk into, there are several internet access booths for rent by the minute or the hour. They are each about the size of a small bathroom or a walk-in closet, and have doors that latch while the internet terminal is in use. They have handy looking little padded benches in them about the width of a love seat, and appear to offer pretty good visual (but not auditory) privacy for the paying customer(s) while inside. I saw that 30 minutes of internet access costs $10. Now that's about right for a little modern personal communication with my kind of girl. I might use that, with a friend. But bring a litter bag 'cause I didn't see any place to politely dispose of handy wipes and any sticky drippy latex thingies you might produce while fooling around inside the booths.
The other two similar type clubs in the Commerce Center weren't open by the time I'd polished off my satay, yum neau, and tom khaa kai next door. I'll plan to look in on them and report back next time I feel like eating a little Thai, which happens about once a week or so. For those who don't know it, Lotus of Siam doesn't look like much, but it really is a good place to get a fine Thai meal. Actual food that is; the waiters are unfortunately all male.