Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=WoodyP;3044021]Sooooo. After a shitload of research (almost stalker-ish, LOL) I found the busty blonde unicorn I met Back in December. In those dreams I dreamt of two car dates, both BBBJ's CIMNQWS. A little pricey but well worth it in my opinion. Not only was she really fucking cute but she was hot as fuck! Big natural tits perfect ass and amazing skills.

I found out she is no longer in Chicago but out west. I asked her if she ever plans on coming back to Chicago and she said she would love to visit but doesn't have the funds to do so. I negotiated to pay for her flights and the entire weekend but I know I can't afford all that. I was wondering if other members on here would be willing to spilt the costs, time with this unicorn for a raunchy weekend rendezvous?[/QUOTE]Woody, I believe you saw her twice and she moved to Utah or something per your old posts. Post your pic of her if you have it and tell her it would be $ worth it she drives / flies out here for a week.

If you gave her the $ to come back she would be the most expensive no-show you ever had.

I met a crazy hot looking young BP girl in CA one time that would've made some serious $ in Chicago, but she was afraid to fly because of warrants out for her. Oh well. They ain't HS valedictorians.

[QUOTE=Rollie;3045558]Woody, I believe you saw her twice and she moved to Utah or something per your old posts. Post your pic of her if you have it and tell her it would be $ worth it she drives / flies out here for a week.

If you gave her the $ to come back she would be the most expensive no-show you ever had.

I met a crazy hot looking young BP girl in CA one time that would've made some serious $ in Chicago, but she was afraid to fly because of warrants out for her. Oh well. They ain't HS valedictorians.[/QUOTE]Why don't you put together a gangbang. 5 guys, four times, over a weekend (2 sessions Friday, 2 Saturday). Get a special on a decent room, BYOB drinks, collect 100 per guy, and make 2,000 for your troubles, minus overhead. I've gone to many of these and posted some here. Most are not pros and so the cost is minimal. But hell, she can make a buck or two. Let me know.

Papa.

I checked out the Turkish bath that gets advertised and it was incredibly disappointing. There was a lot of teasing and what not, but it got weird when they asked me to wear an eye mask so I couldn't see anything when I was facing up, which I get, but it was a bit odd. There was no finish. One of the girls pulled a bit, but that was all. I left with the bluest balls I think I've ever head. If you're looking for a pretty relaxing experience without any extras other than the slightest of play, it's for you, otherwise it's just a tease and annoying as hell.

Ditto for me, minus the eye mask. Teasing and some polite banter. One of the girls was quite attractive and both wore booty shorts and slim tank tops. I gave all the signs and tells but nothing. Overall experience was ok. It is not the most cleaniest place either. But it was different than the AMPs. You can have a better time someplace else for a hundred bucks.

[QUOTE=Jwinston88;3046093]I checked out the Turkish bath that gets advertised and it was incredibly disappointing. There was a lot of teasing and what not, but it got weird when they asked me to wear an eye mask so I couldn't see anything when I was facing up, which I get, but it was a bit odd. There was no finish. One of the girls pulled a bit, but that was all. I left with the bluest balls I think I've ever head. If you're looking for a pretty relaxing experience without any extras other than the slightest of play, it's for you, otherwise it's just a tease and annoying as hell.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jwinston88;3046093]I checked out the Turkish bath that gets advertised and it was incredibly disappointing. There was a lot of teasing and what not, but it got weird when they asked me to wear an eye mask so I couldn't see anything when I was facing up, which I get, but it was a bit odd. There was no finish. One of the girls pulled a bit, but that was all. I left with the bluest balls I think I've ever head. If you're looking for a pretty relaxing experience without any extras other than the slightest of play, it's for you, otherwise it's just a tease and annoying as hell.[/QUOTE]I posted a review in the massage parlor section. I got an he with out even asking. But massage was not good. With Maria.

Got a call from Stacey asking to get together. When I declined she asked if its because someone here posted about her getting together with a friend to get high after she has dates. Nope! Not interested in seen her for others reasons. She went on and on trying to convince me to see her since the person lied about her. Called me a few times, I ended blocking her.

[QUOTE=Pedorro;3047501]Got a call from Stacey asking to get together. When I declined she asked if its because someone here posted about her getting together with a friend to get high after she has dates. Nope! Not interested in seen her for others reasons. She went on and on trying to convince me to see her since the person lied about her. Called me a few times, I ended blocking her.[/QUOTE]I tried contacting her a while ago. No response. She was great during the first few times I did see her. I don't plan on seeing her at all.

Seems like she likes to waste your time.

[QUOTE=RonM;3047575]I tried contacting her a while ago. No response. She was great during the first few times I did see her. I don't plan on seeing her at all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pedorro;3047501]Got a call from Stacey asking to get together. When I declined she asked if its because someone here posted about her getting together with a friend to get high after she has dates. Nope! Not interested in seen her for others reasons. She went on and on trying to convince me to see her since the person lied about her. Called me a few times, I ended blocking her.[/QUOTE]

Met with Karen at the usual spot, had a great time as always. She has this way of making you feel extremely comfortable while taking care of business. Great person.

Looking to trade for yours.

[QUOTE=WoodyP;3044008]I have an UTR Polish girl who gives amazing BJ's if anyone is interested in trading info. I've only seen her for car dates but she said she can host in the next month or so. She can DT and swallows every time. Only willing to trade for reliable info and those willing to share first. Some of you mongers don't follow through and it gets annoying especially those "seniors" who never learned to share properly!

I'm just looking for BJ 'specialists' but I'll take a FS girl as well. Also have a cute Ebony spinner who does BBBJ with swallow. Both girls are I the same price range.[/QUOTE]

Thanks to the legend "Rocket Dork", I had the pleasure to meet Karen, she happened to be in Crystal Lake and we decided to have a car date. We drove to an empty parking lot facing the entrance ahaha she gave an advise, this parking position will let you watch out for an incoming ahahha (Love her personality), anyways we start by having a hot dfk, lots of engagement LOL. Then she grabs junior and starts playing with it. She goes down on jr and wow, she ate it all, repeately for like 10 minutes. I play with her awesome tits, and I managed to reach her v, OMG she was floated. Very hot! Anyways, jr could not hold any longer and while she was DTing me I exploded and she swallowed good. She is a lot of fun guys! Thanks again Rocket Dork.

TheCode.

It's not butter! LOL this ad cracked me up so I took a screenshot to save for posterity. I've never had a single hit on craigslist, but I still prowl it anyway. Who knows if this is serious?

[QUOTE=Acidjazz;3051435]It's not butter! LOL this ad cracked me up so I took a screenshot to save for posterity. I've never had a single hit on craigslist, but I still prowl it anyway. Who knows if this is serious?[/QUOTE]It's a good thing you ddnt make contact, Acid- you have to watch your cholesterol!

[QUOTE=Acidjazz;3051435]It's not butter! LOL this ad cracked me up so I took a screenshot to save for posterity. I've never had a single hit on craigslist, but I still prowl it anyway. Who knows if this is serious?[/QUOTE]That's a troll named Katie who likes to post stuff like this and laugh at the responses. The ads are often funny, but not worth responding to unless you want to wind up on here.

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[QUOTE=TheCode;3050955]Thanks to the legend "Rocket Dork", I had the pleasure to meet Karen, she happened to be in Crystal Lake and we decided to have a car date. We drove to an empty parking lot facing the entrance ahaha she gave an advise, this parking position will let you watch out for an incoming ahahha (Love her personality), anyways we start by having a hot dfk, lots of engagement LOL. Then she grabs junior and starts playing with it. She goes down on jr and wow, she ate it all, repeately for like 10 minutes. I play with her awesome tits, and I managed to reach her v, OMG she was floated. Very hot! Anyways, jr could not hold any longer and while she was DTing me I exploded and she swallowed good. She is a lot of fun guys! Thanks again Rocket Dork.

TheCode.[/QUOTE]She is great! Have seen her few times in her town, every time left with weak legs unable to to get a hard on for a few days. Wish I knew she was in my area, would have taken a ride.