Back To Square One But With An Offer
[QUOTE=MarlboroPlease;3598268]Its not about the quest and the anticipation, its actually the clean girls, the clean environment, the safe place, the no thugs running girls. The only bonus of the quest is a relaxing massage, besides that the quest 50% sucks. . .The actual massage IS the great side, and I mean actual massage skills. The big bonus is the extra's when you find it, that's the total package. [/QUOTE]Well then, I'm confused and back to square one. So it's not the quest nor the anticipation, but the massage itself. We simply have different tastes and different needs. That's what makes the world go around. It would be pretty boring if we all liked the same thing. But as far as qualities go, we both seek out the same type of lady. The big difference is that I'm looking to photograph her and then get a nice BBBJCIM. The songwriter is right though. It's no secret that my camera is my "sure thing!" Why he chose to point out the obvious somehow escapes me, but to each their own. But my camera is my passport to pussy. Without it I would just be a John with not much to offer the ladies. But I must be doing something right because 12 ladies on the USASG Adult Classified Ad are using my photos. I have number 13 lined up. Which brings me to my offer. Massages don't do much for me, but if you or any other massage monger can locate a lady who does a really good massage, will let me photograph her in all the usual Glockman shots, suck my dick like her life depended on it, will let me unload in her mouth, and will let me post the shot, then I will generously reward her and post all the shots on the Massage Parlor Report Board and give her an honest review. [B] Anyone [/B] who can locate such a lady who will agree to that, pm me her number. I'm serious. However, lacking that photoshoot posting series, I will not be posting anything else on this Massage Parlor Report Board but will stick to the other Boards instead. As a skeptical heretic, I have nothing useful to post here, and probably never did. But I hope someone finds me a suitable subject masseuse. They are way out of my element, I don't know any of them, and don't know where to find them. It seems to take a special talent that I lack. No flames please, especially from the songwriter, because I can't answer.
Massage in Senatobia, MS CL Personals. Caaual Encounters- Massage, W4 M
Private location for you to enjoy a relaxing massage after hard days work. No explicit messages if you do then you ll get this. This is not a sex ad and no happy endings sorry guys. But if you take a chance and behave before hand.
Text me at 66 two 59 eight 077 five.
Anyone TOFTT yet? Please PM if you've seen her already.
This was her response after contacting her:
Things to know -.
- Rates are $60 for 30 min, $100 for 1 hour.
- I offer a full body Swedish massage ONLY!
- My hours are evenings. M-F 5 pm - 9 pm.
- I am NOT a prostitute and no happy endings.
- I work from my home.
- I am located in Como MS.
- My husband will be home during your massage but will not be in the room or interrupt.
- I have everything you need for a relaxing massage. I. e. A relaxing environment, linens, massage table in a private room.
- Any questions about muscle tension and injury prevention can be discussed at your appointment.
- A confirmation call or text will be sent approximately 3 hours before your appointment.
- If you are a no call, no show, you will lose you appointment and will not be rescheduled.
- Any other questions can be addressed when you arrive for your appointment.
- DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH USELESS and PREVENTED QUESTIONS and / or COMMENTS.
Man In Awe's first experience with the Hobby.
Hi all,
My first experience was quite a surprise. From reading this site, I will start with "I had a dream, in my dream.
I had been having back and arm problems that I had been going to a LMT to help with. On a flight to Tulsa in January, my back was acting up, so I decided to find a massage therapist in Tulsa. It was already after 6 pm, but a googled and found a page full of massage parlors and their associated addresses. Several also had their associated websites listed. I clicked on one called Hiimori and saw some very nice looking staff. They were open till 8 pm, so I drove on by and went in.
I talked with the nice looking lady at the reception desk and told her about my back problems. She asked me to wait in the reception area, then came back and said that there were no therapists available. We talked for a while, and she walked out again, then again telling me that there were no therapists available. She escorted me out and I told her I would drop by again the next time I was in town.
After leaving, I looked at the massage listing again, and went to the closest one that was open, which sounded Chinese. I can't remember the name of this one, but it was in a house in a partially residential neighborhood without much outdoor lighting. I got to the address, pulled in the curved front driveway nervously, then saw a small neon "open" sign flashing on-off on the front door. I thought- this doesn't look to great, but maybe than can help with my back. -So I went in a vestibule and rang the bell.
A lady answered from the back of the house, then opened the door and I went in. The lady was a Chinese woman of approximately 70+ years old dressed in an oriental looking gown. I asked if she could loosen the muscles in my back. She said "sure" and led me to one of two therapy rooms. The room had a nice clinical feel to it with a nice massage table, oils, towels, etc. That you would normally see when going to a LMT.
Then things changed. She walked up to me and asked to see my hands. She took my hands in hers and quickly drew them to her butt and told me to squeeze. Not quite knowing what to do, I squeezed. Then she said that she was making sure I was not law enforcement. She then quickly took off her dress and was left in panties only. Wow! She asked me to undress, and not quite knowing whether to leave or stay, my curiosity got the better of me, and I undressed (leaving my underwear on) and laid on the table on my stomach. She started making motions with her hands and said $, and then again $.2, and then $.4. I said $ and she started massaging my back. After a while she climbed on top of the table and continued the massage for about 45 minutes while talking most of the time, half of which I understood. The massage did actually help my back. Then she hopped down and asked me to flip over.
I flipped over and she quickly grabbed the sides of my underwear and pulled them down. She oiled her hands and started rubbing you know where. In 2 to 3 minutes, it was over and I had a nice HE.
She wiped me clean and I dressed. On the way out, she introduced me to her talking parrot, then said goodbye.
I hope you all get a kick out of my funny story. It ended up being a nice experience. Would I go back even if I could find it again? Probably not, but if she was 20 to 40 years younger, definitely.
The next dream dream will be about a return visit to Hiimori. Future dreams will be about some experiences in Memphis.
Man In Awe.
