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[QUOTE=Joe Penis]Just moved here 2 weeks ago.
Anyway, what are some AMP's that I can get the sure thing (FS)?
Please teach me[/QUOTE]
Hi
I just became a brain surgeon. I really dont have time for a lot of reading and all that stuff. Can someone please tell me how to cut and do all that stuff.
[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]
They don't realize that they really have the upper hand in negotiations. If you threaten to just get a massage you will see their tune change quickly.[/QUOTE]
For years, and I mean YEARS, I left $20 for a HJ. Now I might leave $40 for an HJ. But that is only if I really and truly get a decent massage. I never, NEVER negotiate. I just dont. This is what you get. Take it or leave it. You do what I ask for or you get 0. Zero.
More often than not though I am going someplace where I already know I am going to get FS. And I am going to drop $100 for that. Thats it.
And I am amazed how many reports from you guys I see where the girls say no to getting in their pants because they are on the rag. My God, are Chinese womens periods 3 weeks long? It seems like every report says the girl says it is her time. Thats the oldest trick in the book.
No new places to report.
Senina - Had Lisa. I had a good session last time, but she spent a lot of time hassling me about an extra $10 for a total $50 on the tip. She acts nice the whole time, but its a bit over the top.
CTM - Had a massage with the older one. The massage was decent, and she's a little crazy, which always makes it fun.
Izabelle - Advertises on CL. Great, great, great massage therapist. Probably the best I've ever had. Very, very pretty girl. Absolutely no extras. I wouldn't go expecting anything at all. She's extremely nice and sincerely wants to be a healer.
Accurate - Got sucked back into this place, due to the general lack of talent in the NW burbs these days. Yuri pulled more of his crap and told the girl more than we agreed to. She was nice and tried to make up the difference. Massage was very light, to the point of not really being able to feel it. Finish was pretty good.
Alena's - Got a massage here. Decent massage. No extras. Tried to overcharge me.
C'est la vie - Made my first big mistake in this game out in Western Burbs. Went to this place. Walking up its obviously a jack shack. It was $60 for half hour. It was late, and I'd been driving forever, so I just bit the bullet hoping to get at least a shoulder rub. WHen I sit down, the girl said the $60 was just for the room, but I could pay $800 for the bedroom. She was a cold *****. It was almost kind of hot.
If anyone can recommend anything in the northern suburbs rather than the usual suspects, I'd appreciate it. Getting a little tired of the AMPs.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]....
And I am amazed how many reports from you guys I see where the girls say no to getting in their pants because they are on the rag. My God, are Chinese womens periods 3 weeks long? It seems like every report says the girl says it is her time. Thats the oldest trick in the book.[/QUOTE]
I thought the same thing and pushed this once and ended up with a "told you so"...I don't push it anymore. But you are right, a lot do fake it. Most have the armor panties on, which tell me to stay away.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]For years, and I mean YEARS, I left $20 for a HJ. Now I might leave $40 for an HJ. But that is only if I really and truly get a decent massage. I never, NEVER negotiate. I just dont. This is what you get. Take it or leave it. You do what I ask for or you get 0. Zero.
More often than not though I am going someplace where I already know I am going to get FS. And I am going to drop $100 for that. Thats it.
And I am amazed how many reports from you guys I see where the girls say no to getting in their pants because they are on the rag. My God, are Chinese womens periods 3 weeks long? It seems like every report says the girl says it is her time. Thats the oldest trick in the book.[/QUOTE]Ummm not always true. I got Jenni once. And she shows me the pad. I had them switch the girl. The next girls was too, I hit it anyway.
I'm a dirty old man.
Not sure if this is the "school" that everybody had good experience at. But figured I should try it out. It is located on Irving by Lechaire, advertised on CL open until 5am. Called around 12am last night and was told they were still open and we (3 of us) had 6 masseuses to choose from. We got there around 1am, parked at the back and saw another guy just walked out with a 30ish, around 5'3", chubby, curly hair asian woman. She (I didn't get her name) guided us in, on the way in saw another masseuse (Linda) was cleaning a room. Linda, 4/10 face, 6/10 body, asian, 30ish, around 5'6", long straight hair. We told Chubby we wanted to pick our masseuse and she replied she was one of our choices, and Linda, and another masseuse was on the way in. I said I was told there were 6 masseuses we could choose from and asked where were the other 3, she replied no, herself and Linda were the only choices and asked if we are okay. We decided to stay since my friends and I wanted real massage with HE only anyway, and they were the only place still open. She collected.7 from each of us for FH with TS and we headed to our own room. I undressed and Linda walked in, she told me to lay face down on bed right away, I asked what about TS and she replied there was no TS after 1am and massage was for HR only. I told her we already paid the $ for FH and TS and she replied no. I walked out of the room and told my friends to get refund and lets leave, Chubby walked over and asked what was going on and I told her what Linda said. Chubby replied no no.7 was for full HR, but no TS was true. I told her we were told TS was included when I called and she replied ok they would give us TS. I walked back to my room and Linda told me to get TS later since my friends were getting TS too, I said ok. Massage started, we started chatting and found out that we spoke the same language, and from there on she spoke continuously, I mean NON-STOP! It was like listening to radio during the whole session. 10mins later I heard another masseuse arrived to my friend's room and Linda told me she was the boss (didn't get her name either). She told me lots of lots of bad things about her boss, how bad she treated them, what a ***** she was and how dirty the place was. She also told me there was a white girl named Nicole who works there would tease customer alot, asks lots of tips, but would not finish, her massage was no good, and that Linda always finish the customer for her. The massage was no good since she was paying too much attentions talking shit about her boss. About 30mins later, on the filp I heard that my friends were done and they were ready to go, and someone knocked on my room and said "hurry up! ", Linda said it was the boss. Linda opened to door and told my friends to wait outside while I was naked on the bed with no cover. She came back and told me we still had 10mins to finish things off. I asked what about TS and she told me I would not want to get a TS there because they never washed the shower table. Ok fine, finish me off then. I could not get it up because she was still talking shit about her boss and rubbing my balls at the same time. I managed to take her tops off and I was able to finish, then she clean me off with a dry towel while she was still complaining about the place. I got dressed, .4 tip, grabbed a bottle of water and met my friends outside. Friends told me they didn't get a massage at all, only soft back touching the whole time and HE on the flip, but they did get a TS. Both of my friends got less than 30mins service for FH paid, we would not return.
[QUOTE=Whisper2000]No new places to report.
Senina - Had Lisa. I had a good session last time, but she spent a lot of time hassling me about an extra $10 for a total $50 on the tip. She acts nice the whole time, but its a bit over the top.
CTM - Had a massage with the older one. The massage was decent, and she's a little crazy, which always makes it fun.
Izabelle - Advertises on CL. Great, great, great massage therapist. Probably the best I've ever had. Very, very pretty girl. Absolutely no extras. I wouldn't go expecting anything at all. She's extremely nice and sincerely wants to be a healer.
Accurate - Got sucked back into this place, due to the general lack of talent in the NW burbs these days. Yuri pulled more of his crap and told the girl more than we agreed to. She was nice and tried to make up the difference. Massage was very light, to the point of not really being able to feel it. Finish was pretty good.
Alena's - Got a massage here. Decent massage. No extras. Tried to overcharge me.
C'est la vie - Made my first big mistake in this game out in Western Burbs. Went to this place. Walking up its obviously a jack shack. It was $60 for half hour. It was late, and I'd been driving forever, so I just bit the bullet hoping to get at least a shoulder rub. WHen I sit down, the girl said the $60 was just for the room, but I could pay $800 for the bedroom. She was a cold *****. It was almost kind of hot.
If anyone can recommend anything in the northern suburbs rather than the usual suspects, I'd appreciate it. Getting a little tired of the AMPs.[/QUOTE]Is Alena the asian from CL?
Pm me about that I wanna know if its worth hitting.
[QUOTE=Jerson]Not sure if this is the "school" that everybody had good experience at. But figured I should try it out. It is located on Irving by Lechaire.
Rest of horror story deleted.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a really bad place. Is that school? If so, forget it. Almost fell for it due to all the good reviews.
Thanks bro.
Read mixed reviews on this place - but avoid it.
I should have known not to go, when I called, the girl said you "no show, I keep calling you" It almost sounded like a threat. Paid .8 for 1 hr massage, very crappy, only gave me 1/2 hr. kept asking for more $. I ended up tipping .4 out of fear she would keep calling me. (which is way too much)
I felt like I paid my way out of a shake down. My recommendation = AVOID!
So, while running errands on Saturday morning I decided I needed a rub. I noticed in the Chi Reader that Yuri was running a special at Accurate, .45 for an hour. I should have known better when during my phone conversation with him included "How much you pay last time? " I told him I wanted the.45 special price, and he finally agrees. 20 minutes late, Monica shows up and tells me she can only accomodate a 30 min appointment. I sensed major attitude and politely said I would reschedule for another time. Total B. S. Why advertise the rate? I was a little dissappointed because in years past I felt it was always decent service.
I ended up in the 6000 block of Cicero, an asian who advertises on CL quite often. 1 hour for.6, she was a little chubby and around 40ish. Massage was better than most, and when the moment of truth came, I was able to negotiate HR for.2 quite easily. She steps away from table and returns with the rubber gloves! WTF? ! I have read reports in the past about how some providers have done this and shame on me if I didn't do my research on this place but it was a total buzz kill. I went through with the deed anyway, the little guy needed relief. Overall.8, not allowed to roam, rubber glove release, better than standard massage. Will Not Repeat.
I also checked out the Wellington on Friday night, the place was packed. No seats available at the bar, serious mature pick up spot. I didn't stay long, it would have been better if I had a good wingman.
Stay safe boys
[QUOTE=Jerson]we (3 of us)[/QUOTE]I have to admit that I don't think I would ever go to a place like this with a group. If you look at it from the side of the provider, a group screams RAID.
Maybe I am paranoid. But like some of the other rules we all use to indicate to a provider we are "cool", I feel going by myself makes thing go smoother.
Just my opinion.
[QUOTE=Nudus81]Read mixed reviews on this place - but avoid it.
I should have known not to go, when I called, the girl said you "no show, I keep calling you" It almost sounded like a threat. Paid .8 for 1 hr massage, very crappy, only gave me 1/2 hr. kept asking for more $. I ended up tipping .4 out of fear she would keep calling me. (which is way too much)
I felt like I paid my way out of a shake down. My recommendation = AVOID![/QUOTE]
I think at the least you should have brought this up with the
papa/mama-san. If I'm understanding you, you paid .120 for a
1/2 hour massage that was crappy because you feared they would
keep calling you?!?
And she kept asking for more money during the massage?
If you bring it up to the owner you might be able to receive
some sort of compensation. But without complaining you have no
recourse & she thinks her tactics are going to work with other customers.
Which is all most a guarantee that she will be using these
tactics in the future.
T-Man
Sorry to say thst yes that woman has been discussed here. Think she may have been in Skokie too. Always wears the rubber gloves for the HR. Thought she had a bad attitude
Sorry, I dont really consider them competitors seeing as most of their posts are fake...
but also, their ads pop up on THIS site....
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Sorry to say thst yes that woman has been discussed here. Think she may have been in Skokie too. Always wears the rubber gloves for the HR. Thought she had a bad attitude[/QUOTE]
That happened to me once or twice, it's strange. Another thing that cracks me up is the Asian style Lawrence Welk soundtrack that a lot of the AMPs have. Add that to a firm ass cheek massage, which I don't particularly care for as I'm always nervous about a fart accidentally slipping out, and you've got yourself the ingredients for some comic relief.