The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]Hey Mariana is his coupon transferable?? Mr Cobbler if it is I will open the bidding with an offer of 25 chicken McNuggets.

Smiling Jesse.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2518641]Well that just happened! I guess that guy taking her photos wasnt a hobbyist afterall!! The Trap is back at defcon1. Lololol.[/QUOTE]I don't want to be in the trap but doesn't everything goes down in the trap?

Anyways patients no dick is good enough to pay for!! Lmao remember when you said that! You gave you and your pimp away, by saying that!! I wouldn't be here if she didn't have so much time on her hands to contact me out of the blue with that BS!!

She always gives me great service. I never have no problem.

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]

You got my vote for "Nasty Dick Cheese" police! Put those smegma generating stinky mongers n the bad boy corner till they sanitize their junk. Go get them Dick Cheese Tracy!

PSA announcement: bring a pack of baby wipes to your session even after your shower and wipe down your junk before your session starts.

Be clean and safe.

JC

[QUOTE=BackJack;2518220]She said. "When your and uncircumcised and it smells that is a problem" If it smells that means the nasty dick cheese totting monger is not washing his dick. Why would any lady even date a monger if he smells. That should be end of session and no refund. You nasty dick cheese totting mongers need to wash your entire body before you see a lady. And pay special attention to your dick cheese.[/QUOTE].

Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one seeing it!

[QUOTE=Admin2;2518918]Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one seeing it![/QUOTE]Guess number one. That the outlines of the gals heads resemble the outline of the enormous, throbbing fuck stick that belongs to "Thee Jag" complete with the "hook".

Then again everyone sees ink blots differently. Sonny those Jag barbs might not ever die. SMH. Jesse.

A monger can pay a girl to Eat Dick Cheese?

[QUOTE=Admin2;2518392]Unless he paid the upcharge for that service.

Agreed, last thing I do before leaving the house is take a shower. If I was unable to do that, the second thing I do after arriving is take one there. Or since I'm in a bidet country, use that.[/QUOTE]

[blue]If the chick agrees on a price to eat dick cheese then yes. I personally don't know any, but I reckon there has to be at least one. There's chicks that will play scat games.

Something for everybody brother,

A2[/blue]

I am clueless.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2518918]Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one seeing it![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2519282]I am clueless.[/QUOTE]Two girls ARE better than one. You can't use "is" when talking about two things.

They could have said "because two is better than one" (sort of) because using two in the sense of the word meaning a whole number that is more than one and less than three is a singular thing, but then you would be talking about the word and not the chicks.

Basic subject / verb agreement.

Sheesh what is that country coming to?

A2.

But I figured it was just an uneducated chick or pimp. It was just too obvious and I thought it was something more. Many ads on the page have bad grammar.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2519365]Two girls ARE better than one. You can't use "is" when talking about two things.

They could have said "because two is better than one" (sort of) because using two in the sense of the word meaning a whole number that is more than one and less than three is a singular thing, but then you would be talking about the word and not the chicks.

Basic subject / verb agreement.

Sheesh what is that country coming to?

A2.[/QUOTE]

Public education. We should consider it an oxymoron. Right up there with jumbo shrimp and military intelligence.

And don't even get me started on the Affordable Care Act bull shit.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2519365]Two girls ARE better than one. You can't use "is" when talking about two things.

They could have said "because two is better than one" (sort of) because using two in the sense of the word meaning a whole number that is more than one and less than three is a singular thing, but then you would be talking about the word and not the chicks.

Basic subject / verb agreement.

Sheesh what is that country coming to?

A2.[/QUOTE]

This is a case in point to follow. You owned up to what you did do. You stood up for yourself for what you didn't do. And you maintained a polite demeanor while offering a free session to make it up. Kudos love. I commend you on this.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=MarinaGfe;2517214]For one I never use drugs so that is wrong I was prehaps a little drunk and apologize I willing to give you a free session but still not willing to do the things that you wanted for that I am sorry prehaps I did get carried away with drunk texting but the things you wanted were never on my menu. I try not to argue because it your right to put bad review and you did tell me you were so I will take it like a woman and promise to not ever let that happen again but my offer still stands for a free one. I leave the tequila in the bottle this time.[/QUOTE]

Maybe its me but since Admin in their infinite wisdom chose to remove our private selection of tasty treats and pushed our private group of SP's to the new classified site something has changed.

I very seldom saw these girls as I generally find a better selection elsewhere but I enjoyed going there and seeing what's new and felt a little affinity to them being local and yes I even found the occasional gem there like Mel1 L.

Now its just like going to BP even looks the same.

Just wondered if anybody else noticed the difference.

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;2519777]Maybe its me but since Admin in their infinite wisdom chose to remove our private selection of tasty treats and pushed our private group of SP's to the new classified site something has changed.

I very seldom saw these girls as I generally find a better selection elsewhere but I enjoyed going there and seeing what's new and felt a little affinity to them being local and yes I even found the occasional gem there like Mel1 L.

Now its just like going to BP even looks the same.

Just wondered if anybody else noticed the difference.[/QUOTE]I agree. My "guess" is their ads look like they are automatically put up each day. Just guessing?? They even seem to be in the exact same order. Plus like it has already been said before, the pictures aren't as good as the previous version. Definitely seemed to have a more personal feeling before.

Tbuc1.

That reminds me of a neighbor I had about 15 years ago. He came home one day with a new car and he let me take it out for a spin. It had this radio that was voice activated. If I said, "sports talk" it would switch to a sports talk station. If I said, "Country music", it switched to a Country station. As I was about to turn back into our subdivision some jerk cut me off almost forcing me into the ditch and I blurted out, "you dumb ass". The radio switched to Rush Limbaugh.