Tijuana Reports

[QUOTE=Conceited;6631403]Hey everyone. I'm trying to navigate this whole process of getting across the border and getting to these places and all that. I have my passport and my little Mexico / Canada card. I'm kinda asking to be spoon fed a little bit, but I'm hoping there is a specific post # or primer or something (that's not too outdated) I can read.[/QUOTE]On my phone so hard to go through posts but if you go back a 1-3 pages and read the posts there are one or two very detailed posts for first timers.

[QUOTE=Conceited;6631403]Hey everyone. I'm trying to navigate this whole process of getting across the border and getting to these places and all that. I have my passport and my little Mexico / Canada card. I'm kinda asking to be spoon fed a little bit, but I'm hoping there is a specific post # or primer or something (that's not too outdated) I can read.

Some specifics questions:

1. Drive vs walk across the border.

2. Top 2-3 clubs to go to.

3. Safety precautions.

4. Days / times most ideal.

5. A reasonable amount of $ to bring.

6. Noob stuff to avoid.[/QUOTE]I don't remember the exact numbers. Try the search engine. Also try #4011 for some 411.

I would walk across. If you drive across make sure you have insurance that covers down there.

I won't go int ranking I will just list club name ranking is based on what you like:

Hong Kong, Chicago, Topical, Gloria Bar, Golden Palace, I think Adelita's is still closed.

Stay in the Zona Norte / tourist area, don't be drunk in the streets, mind your business, keep your head on a swivel.

Weekends are fun but really busy and crowded with more talent. Weekdays are less crowded less talent take your pic.

3-5 hundred should be a good amount but this is subjective.

Walking across the border is by far the better option. Walking across is faster & cheaper. No insurance to pay and getting to the Zona is cheap as well. The other advantage is that there is far less chance of being harassed by the police. I walk to the Zona when the sun is still out. Walking. Just head towards the arch on Revolucion & cross the pedestrian bridge. When crossing bridge it is best to avoid the stairs. The walls are high on the stairs and the bandito's have robbed people occasionally people in years. Your other option is to take the taxi Van or Uber. The taxi vans only cost a dollar. TJ is realtively safe. But it is a good idea to always look and see who is walking behind you. I go in the evenings because the lines are much shorter crossing back into the US. Mornings is worst time to cross back or visit the Zona. The better looking girls don't start working till 2 pm.

[QUOTE=Conceited;6631403]Hey everyone. I'm trying to navigate this whole process of getting across the border and getting to these places and all that. I have my passport and my little Mexico / Canada card. I'm kinda asking to be spoon fed a little bit, but I'm hoping there is a specific post # or primer or something (that's not too outdated) I can read.

Some specifics questions:

1. Drive vs walk across the border.

2. Top 2-3 clubs to go to.

3. Safety precautions.

4. Days / times most ideal.

5. A reasonable amount of $ to bring.

6. Noob stuff to avoid.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Conceited;6631403]Hey everyone. I'm trying to navigate this whole process of getting across the border and getting to these places and all that. I have my passport and my little Mexico / Canada card. I'm kinda asking to be spoon fed a little bit, but I'm hoping there is a specific post # or primer or something (that's not too outdated) I can read.

Some specifics questions:

1. Drive vs walk across the border.

2. Top 2-3 clubs to go to.

3. Safety precautions.

4. Days / times most ideal.

5. A reasonable amount of $ to bring.

6. Noob stuff to avoid.[/QUOTE]Hey. I didn't write this but its a solid explanation worth bumping for a first timer:

[QUOTE=StlDanish;6503579]You're overthinking it. But I understand the nerves. Fellow white male in 40's here with minimal Spanish. It's not a big deal, you will be fine. I'm assuming you have a passport. If you don't, all the border interactions may go differently. This is what you do, step by step.

How to go to TJ to fuck hot latinas, the first time, for dummies:

Bring your passport and your dollars. Take $300 and you'll have plenty to fuck a hot girl and have some drinks. Don't bring a backpack or anything extra.

Park at one of the trolley stations in San Diego near the border around 7:00 or 8:00 pm. I like the one at Palm Avenue. Trolley station parking is free, even overnight. Take the trolley south to San Ysidro. This costs $2. 50 and is the sketchiest part of your trip.

Get off the trolley. It's the last stop, you cannot screw this up. And now you'll follow a path that literally says " Mexico", you cannot get lost. It's basically "behind McDonald's" though and the sidewalk / path leads up a gradual hill and is. Why'know, south.

There will be a constant stream of people heading that direction. You go through a turnstile, and into the border building. Now go through the foreigners line, on the right side, and they'll look briefly at your passport and probably just wave you through. They see you don't have a bag, and know you aren't staying for a month. Sometimes they'll ask you what you're doing and how long you're staying, just say you're getting some tacos and a couple beers. If they ask where, just say you're going to Revolucion (it's a street) and you're going to figure it out when you get there. These agents speak English, fluently. They're immigration officers but they take it nowhere nearly as seriously as the US ones do. Heh.

The form and fee shakedown thing is if you don't have a passport and / or are staying for a longer period. Worst case they scam you out of $20 and make you fill out a form, but this has never happened to me and if you bring your passport I don't think it will happen to you either.

Now keep walking, you'll pass an x-ray machine for people with bags. You don't have a bag, so just walk on through. There will be some National Guard / Army guys with AR-15's. That is normal, welcome to Mexico. Keep walking on the path. You literally cannot fuck this up. Now you're outside the building and there will be some street vendor people, musicians, whatever. Ignore them. Now you go through another turnstile that puts you out on the street.

Now you're really in TJ and you'll be hit up for taxi, taxi, taxi by dudes right there. Ignore them, they're shady. But off to the right, about 20 yards away is the actual taxi queue, just walk over there and tell them you want to go to Hong Kong. They may ask you for $10 (which is INSANE. It's like a mile away, LOL) but really, who cares? You can also Uber, but I'm going for ease here, not optimizations.

The taxi will take you right to Hong Kong. Your taxi driver will probably speak some basic English and will probably be a nice guy. Get out and walk to the front door of Hong Kong like a normal strip club patron. You'll get frisked and patted down, don't bring weapons, your own drinks, or drugs. Duh. It's fine.

Now you're inside. Walk around and take in the spectacle. Don't sit down right away. Get a feel for the club, realize there's at least two levels open and maybe a third if it's a busy night. Now get a beer from the bar or a waiter. Beers (for you) should be $5 and the bartender or waiter will be happy with a $1 tip. How you go for here is up to you, but I enjoy getting a seat at the back stage and tipping the girls. Especially if they are doing a foam show. Sometimes just grabbing a seat and letting the girls parade by. Say a lot of "no gracias" as waiters and some of the more entrepreneurial girls hit you up for drinks, sex, food, and whatever else. Some of the girls will try to force it, by shaking your hand, or just sitting down by you. Be polite but firm and turn them down. As soon as she joins you, the waiters will expect you to buy her a drink. And her drinks cost twice as much, so just realize that up front. If she's hot or you just want some company, take her up on it, but you'll be on the hook for buying her a drink. You can also feel her up during this time, she's basically yours for the duration of the beer. Don't let her order anything but a beer. If she wants to order something else, confirm how much it's going to cost with the waiter before you let him run off. (her beers are $10).

Personally, I usually will sit and slowly drink beers and take in the sights for an hour or two, then I take another lap of the club, find the hottest girl who isn't occupied, and ask her to sit down with me for a beer. If she declines, she just wants to fuck guys for maximum profit, and she's a shark. You can likely do better. Find the hottest girl who will sit with you and have a beer. If it's busy, ask a mesero to help you get a seat / table and tip him a dollar or two.

Anyway, however you go about it, you've got your girl with you now. Since you don't speak Spanish and she (probably) doesn't speak English, you have to force this to work a bit but if she's a cool chick you'll feel a decent vibe. If you don't feel it, cut her loose after one beer. If you like her, I personally like to keep her around for a few drinks to further test the waters. While she's sitting with you, she'll likely be trying to get you to take her upstairs for a good fucking. This should cost no more than $100 on a weeknight but on the weekend they may stick to their guns at $120 or higher, depending on how they like their odds. She may very well quote you higher, but just say matter of factly "I pay 100 - no mas" like you've done it a dozen times before.

When you agree to take her up, she'll lead you out of the club and the infamous "robe guy" will put a robe on her and take down her name and time of departure. Everyone tips this guy $1 for some reason (best job ever? Jesus.) She'll lead you out onto the street for about 3 seconds and right into Cascadas, immediately next door. Up a flight of stairs and she'll talk to the desk guy and facilitate this. I believe it still costs $30 for half an hour (last week I actually rented my own room) and they'll try to sell you a condom as well. I usually bring my own, that's up to you. Now she'll take you to the room and she's yours for the fucking till time is up. Most of them are in a bit of a hurry and the dudes *will* knock when your time is up, or even a little bit before. Finish up and leave. Tip the cum guy $1 if they're there.

Now you can go back to the club and repeat any of these steps for a self-explanatory increase in costs / time. It's up to you. I like to wait till after midnight so there's basically no line.

When you're ready to leave, there will likely be a taxi waiting at the curb you can just say "border" or "frontera" and they'll take you there. This will cost anywhere from $5 to $10. They'll drop you off right at the place you have to walk back to the US, it's just a dingy, poorly lit sidewalk but you can look down it and see the US border lit up like a prison yard, and the razor wire, and the agents guarding the outer gate, and all that shit. This sidewalk has some street vendors and beggar types at all hours, you can just ignore them and keep walking.

At the outer gate, they'll want you to flash your passport to let you through into the complex, and then you just follow the signs for the line and rejoin the US citizen line (or Global Entry / SENTRI if you have it, sounds like you probably don't). They'll likely ask what you were doing in Mexico. Tacos and beers naturally, and how long you were there. Just for the evening. And whatever else they feel like asking. Don't bring back drugs or anything else, and you'll have zero issues.

Now you may have to Uber back to the Palm Ave trolley lot or something, but presumably you are comfortable navigating this part. The trolley only runs till midnight or so.

I did (basically) this just a few days ago, and have done it numerous times in the past. There's no guarantees in life but this isn't rocket science, you'll come out ok on the other side. Don't do anything stupid and don't leave Hong Kong on your first night. There's no reason to, there is PLENTY to keep you busy inside. Of course you can visit Chicago across the street or walk the alley behind HK if you want to eyeball the paraditas, other bars, walk instead of taxi. But doing that stuff is increasing your exposure to the police and shadiness, so I'm not recommending it.[/QUOTE]

My admittedly gringo take after but 4 TJ visits in last 3 months.

Background: I am a 53 yo, white, non-Spanish speaking, college-educated. Divorced professional dude who lives in Denver.

My impressions: Hit TJ midweek. Fly int SD Tue or Wed, trolly down from the airport to the border, walk over, and take the HK shuttle. Arrive mid to late afternoon and spend two nights.

Stay at a mid-level, +/50 per night hotel that is walking distance from the zona and that you know is hooker friendly. If you are a high roller. Want nicer, or like to gamble, stay at Pueblo Amigo instead. Spend some time at HK for warm up, cool down, to watch a game, sip a beer, or just some in-between flirting / snatch watching. But the value is not found getting your paid-for pussy there.

Instead, hit the escort services. Musas, Goodgirls, etc. Way more GFE bang for your buck.

Fuck one 18 year old bareback for $150 for an hour in your room. One per day. Little more $$ if you want her to swallow, lick your ass, spend 30 more minutes, or take it in the ass.

Eat mostly street tacos and don't drink the water. Get a good meal one night at one of the recommended restaurants mentioned in other threads.

Figure out the vans or take an Uber to the beach for an afternoon. Look at hot, young, scantily clad chicas while wondering if they are for sale. Return to zona and KNOW the hot chicas are for sale.

Do this once per month at a cost of $400 US total.

Catch the shuttle back to the border from in front of HK and know you will stand in line for an hour to get across if you do not have Senri.

Rinse and repeat.

I'm an experienced visitor to TJ from out of town and planning to head down once again Nov 3-4 for an overnight stay.

Putting the word out there to see if any other experienced visitors or newbies would like to meet up. DM me.

[QUOTE=Readct;6634070]My admittedly gringo take after but 4 TJ visits in last 3 months.

Background: I am a 53 yo, white, non-Spanish speaking, college-educated. Divorced professional dude who lives in Denver.

My impressions: Hit TJ midweek. Fly int SD Tue or Wed, trolly down from the airport to the border, walk over, and take the HK shuttle. Arrive mid to late afternoon and spend two nights.

Stay at a mid-level, +/50 per night hotel that is walking distance from the zona and that you know is hooker friendly. If you are a high roller. Want nicer, or like to gamble, stay at Pueblo Amigo instead. Spend some time at HK for warm up, cool down, to watch a game, sip a beer, or just some in-between flirting / snatch watching. But the value is not found getting your paid-for pussy there.

Instead, hit the escort services. Musas, Goodgirls, etc. Way more GFE bang for your buck.

Fuck one 18 year old bareback for $150 for an hour in your room. One per day. Little more $$ if you want her to swallow, lick your ass, spend 30 more minutes, or take it in the ass.

Eat mostly street tacos and don't drink the water. Get a good meal one night at one of the recommended restaurants mentioned in other threads.

Figure out the vans or take an Uber to the beach for an afternoon. Look at hot, young, scantily clad chicas while wondering if they are for sale. Return to zona and KNOW the hot chicas are for sale.

Do this once per month at a cost of $400 US total.

Catch the shuttle back to the border from in front of HK and know you will stand in line for an hour to get across if you do not have Senri.

Rinse and repeat.[/QUOTE]How are you paying $400? You said you pay $150/ girl and do two girls, so that's already $300.

I pay around $150-200 for flights to San Diego from the Bay Area. With the $60 VIP card, I pay around $30/ night at the Cascadas Hotel on Monday and Tuesday (it's more on other days). I usually end up paying $100/ girl (I only do club girls, not girls from escort agencies). Assuming I take up four girls to my room per trip, that's already $700 right there, and I haven't even included food, water, taxis, tips for the meseros, etc. I will be going in a few weeks for a three day trip and expect to spend over $1 k.

[QUOTE=BarePoacher;6634150]I'm an experienced visitor to TJ from out of town and planning to head down once again Nov 3-4 for an overnight stay.

Putting the word out there to see if any other experienced visitors or newbies would like to meet up. DM me.[/QUOTE]I'll save this for when I visit.

Experienced tour guide is always appreciated LOL.

Heading to TJ tonight (Friday 13th) and tomorrow night. Anyone thinking about going on these days?

Been out of the country for work for a while. Ended up being in Brazil for sometime, and all I have to say is the pussy and ass available in that country is unbelievable! I think one of the greatest things is when you are looking for girls, a majority of the pictures are legit online. The girl you see online is the girl that shows up at your door. Their honesty and willingness to please you was great. I did encounter my share of crazy Brazilian women who wouldn't leave my room without paying them more than the agreement, but I'm glad to say I've made it home safe.

I even had an escort let me know she's on her period, but I could pound her ass as hard as I wanted and cum on her face. Ended up seeing her probably 7 or 8 times! I would marry that body in a second, but these girls are in a tough spot making a living down in Brazil.

Anyways, I made it back and took a week or so off and had extra money and made my way to TJ this week. The talent on the street wasn't bad. I go there at 2 pm and left around 6 pm. Spotted a petite B / C cup all natural early 20's girl behind Hong Kong. I've saw her months ago, but she said she back for a short visit. Took her up, pounded the crap out of her. Was one of the greatest experiences of any street girl in TJ in a long time. She got really into and I was tossing her around and she was screaming. I thought someone was going to come check on us, ended up just ripping the condom off and finishing all over her chest. Round 1 complete $30.

Spent some time back in HK and around 3:30 pm walked out the back door and turned left and made my way down to the crossroad and crossed the street where there is a parking structure I believe. Saw a petite short girl walking and gave her a glance. She walks over and we talk through google translate, she tells me she's 19 years old. She totally looks it and I felt she was younger. Told her what I wanted and we finally came to an agreement. She was sad I would not pay her more, but she liked me I guess. Made it to the room, felt she was new at this or just can't take it when he's to big. We had a hard time doing the deed, but she put on a lot of gel to make it easier. Finally got a rythm and went to town. Watching her face squealing just made it absolutely satisfying. This petite, perfect frame and bubbly ass taking it deep didn't let me last long. Pulled the condom off and finished all over her chest as well. Round 2 complete $30.

Was staring to getting tired so made my way to Tropical and walk in and there was about 20 girls and I only saw 2 guys. I was shocked. Girl we're desperate coming up to me grabbing my duck trying to get attention. Every time I'd walk pass one they would go crazy trying to get me. Even had one girl following around while I walked around the club to check them all out. Decided not to stay and walked to Chicago. Same thing, but there was actually more guys here, but still decent girls just sitting around. Stayed for a bit to recoup. Ended up leaving around 4:45 pm and walked to HK.

Ended up running into my go to girl when no one's available. She pulled me in and used her translator to let me know it's slow and she needs money. I told her I'll give her $25 and she agrees. Its great to have a girl where there is no hassle and she know what to expect. Did a nice cover blowjob, which I'm ok with. Then onto our usual finale, where tilts her head back, oils up my dick and does and an amazing handjob. I'm a little tired so while she's going at it I translate on my phone she's going to have to work extra hard today and she laughs. I tap her on the shoulder and she knows the drill. I take over and I do a nice completion all over her face. After the finish she tells me not much this time and I couldn't tell her that it because I already saw two others. Round 3 complete $25.

Amazing time back in TJ with street girls!

Since were asking newb questions, I have one that I have wanted to ask for a while.

I'm not new to mongering and I'm not new to TJ, I have more experience than I would like with the club girls and escorts and even streetwalkers in the US, but I've been suspicious of the streetwalkers in TJ since I started going many years ago and always stayed away. I'm always worried of getting robbed or getting into some kind of trap. But these days the cheaper cost and streamlined style is more alluring than an expensive late night at HK.

Are there any scams / signs / hotels people should stay away from or know about, besides upselling? Has anyone been badly burned by these girls?

Are there any hotels with girls that are a safe bet for someone new to the paraditas? Any specific girls you can recommend?

Like probably most, I think the younger the girl the better. Not looking for really cheap older milfs, might as well get a high tier MILF at a cpub / agency. Just looking for less expensive younger girls.

There SG & SW's are safe. A lot of the SG's will try and scam you. This is why you have to be very specific on the services you want. Some of the girls will tell time is up early when you paid for 30 minutes. They will tell you time is up after 15 minutes. Robberies are not a problem. But it is a good idea to be careful with your wallet. If a girl tries to scam you when you first get in the room then it is best to leave. Because once things go downhill with a girl they do not get better. Many girls will agree to sin ropa and then refuse or demand the money before they get naked. There is only a few girls tha I will see in the Zona. This is due to looks and service.

[QUOTE=BluesBalls;6638113]Since were asking newb questions, I have one that I have wanted to ask for a while.

I'm not new to mongering and I'm not new to TJ, I have more experience than I would like with the club girls and escorts and even streetwalkers in the US, but I've been suspicious of the streetwalkers in TJ since I started going many years ago and always stayed away. I'm always worried of getting robbed or getting into some kind of trap. But these days the cheaper cost and streamlined style is more alluring than an expensive late night at HK.

Are there any scams / signs / hotels people should stay away from or know about, besides upselling? Has anyone been badly burned by these girls?

Are there any hotels with girls that are a safe bet for someone new to the paraditas? Any specific girls you can recommend?

Like probably most, I think the younger the girl the better. Not looking for really cheap older milfs, might as well get a high tier MILF at a cpub / agency. Just looking for less expensive younger girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MongerSeeker;6639381]There SG & SW's are safe. A lot of the SG's will try and scam you. This is why you have to be very specific on the services you want. Some of the girls will tell time is up early when you paid for 30 minutes. They will tell you time is up after 15 minutes. Robberies are not a problem. But it is a good idea to be careful with your wallet. If a girl tries to scam you when you first get in the room then it is best to leave. Because once things go downhill with a girl they do not get better. Many girls will agree to sin ropa and then refuse or demand the money before they get naked. There is only a few girls tha I will see in the Zona. This is due to looks and service.[/QUOTE]Thank you, MongerSeeker! I appreciate the advice and I'll trust that it'll be safe, any anomalies aside. I'll try this out soon!

Not going to lie GDAloha's story of the tight, squealing teen got me in the mood. Damn, I'm going to have to go ground and pound one myself.

Planning to go down there soon from Los Angeles for a good time. I'm a fan of US / Canada strip clubs and am looking to have that sort of good time down there at HK.

I know HK is primarily a brothel, but is there any way to enjoy it like a regular strip club? I don't drink either. Not sure how bombarded I'll get if I'm just sitting around. Do people care? Are there places where I can just enjoy the view etc?

Only reason I won't be taking a girl up from HK is because I'll just be getting an agency girl when I head back to my hotel.

[QUOTE=Novi15;6640343]Planning to go down there soon from Los Angeles for a good time. I'm a fan of US / Canada strip clubs and am looking to have that sort of good time down there at HK.

I know HK is primarily a brothel, but is there any way to enjoy it like a regular strip club? I don't drink either. Not sure how bombarded I'll get if I'm just sitting around. Do people care? Are there places where I can just enjoy the view etc?

Only reason I won't be taking a girl up from HK is because I'll just be getting an agency girl when I head back to my hotel.[/QUOTE]Just take a lot of 1"s, lots of fun.