Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=HenrySmall;3028611]Previous reports were ambiguous at best so I tried it out. Here's the current ad for those that are unfamiliar.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5725546388.html[/URL]

They are just moving into a new location at Belmont & Racine. High-traffic area. The service was more spa-esque than erotic although there was no draping or anything. This is basically a protracted table shower. And while nice and soothing, there was no hint of tease before the flip. After the flip, still nothing despite being on full display with a completely raised flag pole. After a rinse there is some massage which was also quite light. And oddly, one quick swipe up and down the branch and acorns. But despite that bit of suggestion, nothing else.

Of course YMMV. Let me know if you've had a different experience. Otherwise I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Who did you have?

I have been there several times. The one girl that was at the old location went independent. I also had the African American girl. Neither one gave HE. But a whole lot of teasing and a pretty decent soapy massage.

But, I went to the new location. Seen the manager. I believe she is. She is pregnant I think. It was not that good of a massage. But, she let me roam anywhere and left Happy. All for under a $. Yeah, I don't think this place will last. She told me there will be up to 5 new girls starting next week.

I might try it one more time.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3020904]Have email of MILF looking for friends. Reasonable donation. Have not seen her. Email me. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Just got a report on her. 60 pounds overweight, poor effort, lousy BJ. Friend said it was one of the worst experiences he has ever had. And she wants way to much money. You have been warned. Rocket Dork.

This has been reported on before as legit so no YMMV.

[QUOTE=HenrySmall;3028611]Previous reports were ambiguous at best so I tried it out. Here's the current ad for those that are unfamiliar.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5725546388.html[/URL]

They are just moving into a new location at Belmont & Racine. High-traffic area. The service was more spa-esque than erotic although there was no draping or anything. This is basically a protracted table shower. And while nice and soothing, there was no hint of tease before the flip. After the flip, still nothing despite being on full display with a completely raised flag pole. After a rinse there is some massage which was also quite light. And oddly, one quick swipe up and down the branch and acorns. But despite that bit of suggestion, nothing else.

Of course YMMV. Let me know if you've had a different experience. Otherwise I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyMale2016;3025868]That's an inacurate description of her. She is bbw but not ugly nor dirty. She might not be for everyone but be accurate. She has great personality and very discreet.[/QUOTE]Huh? Dude, there was not one thing pretty about her. I think 99% would agree, your description is more off base.

Yea, nice lady, average hand job, average BJ in which she only like one position.

BBW is not a description, she was just a fat lady. The kind you see on a motorized cart at walmart.

[QUOTE=HornyMale2016;3025868]That's an inacurate description of her. She is bbw but not ugly nor dirty. She might not be for everyone but be accurate. She has great personality and very discreet.[/QUOTE]I agree with you. She was pretty nice with an upbeat personality when I saw her. OK she may not be a runway supermodel. But what she lacks in looks she makes up in attitude and personality. Her menu has changed to just a HJ ending. A HJ doesn't work for me. So I won't be repeating with her. But she is a nice lady.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3029040]Just got a report on her. 60 pounds overweight, poor effort, lousy BJ. Friend said it was one of the worst experiences he has ever had. And she wants way to much money. You have been warned. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I was going to try and meet with her yesterday, since I had some time to kill. I sent her several emails throughout the week and never got a reply.

[QUOTE=MeNU469;3032325]I was going to try and meet with her yesterday, since I had some time to kill. I sent her several emails throughout the week and never got a reply.[/QUOTE]I am glad you didn't meet her. Repeat, BG MILF is a bad choice. Over priced, fat, lackluster performance. Stay away! I f you want great provider, Karen in Fox Lake and does car dates in Wheeling, Glenview, etc. [EMAIL]Karjon0424@gmail.com[/EMAIL] Rocket Dork.

Thursday I saw an ad from a lactating young mom in casual encounters and it disappeared quickly, then it showed up in the platonic section which I answered but it was flagged after a bit. Did anyone score with this person? If so, could you send me her info and tell me about the experience.

Met my favorite MILF at Rand Manor Motel in Des Plaines. Multiple orgasms, we went thru two towels, she squirted that much. She wanted me to put my hand all in the way in her vagina. She loved it and wanted more. Its good to have a fwb! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3033525]Met my favorite MILF at Rand Manor Motel in Des Plaines. Multiple orgasms, we went thru two towels, she squirted that much. She wanted me to put my hand all in the way in her vagina. She loved it and wanted more. Its good to have a fwb! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]You have a pm.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3033525]Met my favorite MILF at Rand Manor Motel in Des Plaines. Multiple orgasms, we went thru two towels, she squirted that much. She wanted me to put my hand all in the way in her vagina. She loved it and wanted more. Its good to have a fwb! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Just looking for contact info for this wet wild ride.

[QUOTE=AcrossTheUnive;3033622]Just looking for contact info for this wet wild ride.[/QUOTE]She is a fwb. I don't think she would appreciate me giving out her info. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3033647]She is a fwb. I don't think she would appreciate me giving out her info. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Dangit. I am totally looking for the squirter experience again. It can be hard to come by.

If she is ever looking for. "help". Let me know.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3033525]Met my favorite MILF at Rand Manor Motel in Des Plaines. Multiple orgasms, we went thru two towels, she squirted that much. She wanted me to put my hand all in the way in her vagina. She loved it and wanted more. Its good to have a fwb! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I let my squirter fwb go. Probably a mistake but oh well now I have a new challenge ahead. I guess squirters tend to orgasm a lot since mine would cum so often also. Strange how some women can cum multiple times and others only once.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;3034618]I let my squirter fwb go. Probably a mistake but oh well now I have a new challenge ahead. I guess squirters tend to orgasm a lot since mine would cum so often also. Strange how some women can cum multiple times and others only once.[/QUOTE]My squirter will cum 25 times (I counted once) and other women you are lucky to get one. It is strange. You do feel like a stud when you make someone cum that many times. LOL! Rocket Dork.