Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

I was in a discussion with someone on this board and after texting back and forth with another friend, I decided to post my personal top 5. Not my ATF top 5, but rankings of whom I've seen lately, like within the past year. I'm not going to post links and I'm more of a regional hobbyist so these are from all over the Midwest. Now I haven't seen everyone, so if you're not on this list and haven't seen me, that's the reason why. I'm also basing this on a lot of things thrown together (GFE or close to it, looks, personality, cleanliness, communication, someone not on drugs, etc.). They're all petite and three are black chicks because I'm a sucker for hot, petite black chicks who are tasty.

Here they are: 1. Desi of Cincy (Buddah's chick). 2. Nia of Detroit (saw her in Louisville back in January while she was on her way to Florida). 3. Amy Marie of Louisville. 4. BreSexi of Indianapolis (she's more of a UTR chick now but she does have an ad with 30-some reviews on NR, like 99 percent of the reviews coming in 2013). 5. Blue Sweetheart of Louisville.

I do have a couple chicks on my bucket list and would love to see another EE babe and descreet desires of dayton chick as well, but these are my top 5 for now.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;2207126]can we spend the night at your house?[/QUOTE]No. I am too fucking tired. But I am considering it none the less. How many fuckers would I have to put up with.

[QUOTE=Swami222;2206459]And I feel like "Big Joe" is insulting my intelligence.

Do her farts smell like perfume?[/QUOTE]Well thank goodness I didn't get to find that out. No insulting here. Just new to this and thought this if where we share our experiences. Did I do something wrong?

[QUOTE=Swami222;2206459]And I feel like "Big Joe" is insulting my intelligence.

Do her farts smell like perfume?[/QUOTE]Yeah her farts smell like heaven. Sorry hygiene is real important in my book so it's nice to know when it is up to par with these woman, we all know that you can't say the same about all of them. SORRY that insulted you.

[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;2205658]My phone has been blowing up with text and calls after this fine review! I thought I was going to have to run a special this weekend to get some action. Not now! I didn't realize what a good review could do for business.

It was a pleasure meeting you Ms. Christina! Wish we had more time. I'm ready for a massage for sure.

Tell mom to have dad take the pill and down a pot of coffee, he'll be UP all night!

See you soon!

BuyingSmiles![/QUOTE]Sense of humor goes a long, long way!

You'll be happy to know, (according to reporters from inside the home), Mom came home GLOWING after their little night out, a cousin who stayed over to baby sit my niece said "your Mom walked in and I thought they'd go sleep it off being up all night gambling but instead she cleaned the while house while your dad slept then made him breakfast in bed, I think it worked!

Yes. I think so too, and to further confirm I called and jokingly said "Mom seems happy I hear?" In my creepiest daughter knows best voice,. Mom says "you kids are something else!

Thanks again BuyingSmiles!

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;2207792]No, you insult his intelligence because you pop on here at a convenient time to give us the kind of suspect intel that seems more like a sales pitch.

Apparently, Sunshyne reads these boards. Odds are her crew: Natasha / Missy (she of the brilliant needle-on-the-sink-BP-photo), Sexi Lexi / Anastasia, and the other one are also aware of it. They (you?) travel in a pack. Weeks ago, they were all camped up in Miamisburg. Now they're down here. Not necessarily a bad thing, but clearly seems like the kind of group effort that might have an industrious "ringleader" who might try to do some PR.

For the record, I actually do think the girls are legit, just based on a hunch. However, again, I think it's very likely that BigJoe is somehow part of the "gang". But it could be that he's just a guy who hasn't been paying attention for very long.

If you aren't part of the "gang" BigJoe, but only a new monger, then you should look at the different kinds of quality reviews and see how yours is so very weak on substance. It's the kind of thing which is fine when a girl has 20+ reviews and we've all heard it before. But when you're making your first posts, and have zero credibility, and you decide to be vague and slip in these over-enthusiastic thumbs-up-only posts. It smells rotten. Yes. You could be a good guy with lots of intel, but you have to respect that if you have no post history, we know nothing about you. Only a fool expects to be taken at their word, in an environment like this, without any history.

It's not insulting when the bank asks for tax records to give you a loan. It's not insulting when guys here expect some level of credibility to be established. You do that with details and objectivity. And for some guys (though not me) with some established provider high-fives.

If you are part of the gang, you should just post your ads on the boards here. Read all the good and bad reviews of girls here, and DO the things that the good girls do. If you're a handler, don't pretend to be a monger, don't pretend to be the girls. Don't make your life needlessly complicated.

I cannot speak to sexing strangers you aren't attracted to (much), or sucking some assholes dick who's balls smell. But, the rest of the job isn't that hard to do right. Just be honest about the things you can be honest about. Don't double, or triple book. Don't wait 10 minutes between text responses. Don't try to juggle 20 different guys at once. Treat it like a business, and you'll do well. And don't waste the money you have as soon as (or before) it comes in, try to stabilize. That way you aren't desperate for business (which is what causes girls to double book) and you can just be chill and take the business as it comes.[/QUOTE]You explained things better than I could have. I just assumed this guy was a shill. When a first post sounds like an ad for the girl, and then the second mentions that same girl's "perfection" again, it seemed so obvious. If the guy hadn't implied that he had seen others and so was experienced, I might have thought he was just overly excited because he was new. I am a gambling man, and I would give ten to one that Big Joe isn't just a fellow hobbyist telling us about this perfect girl that we don't know about. I am not saying that these ladies are not legit, they very likely are. But this forum is for sharing information, not blowing smoke. Take the ads to that part of the site.

[QUOTE=BigJoeJones;2207524]Yeah her farts smell like heaven. Sorry hygiene is real important in my book so it's nice to know when it is up to par with these woman, we all know that you can't say the same about all of them. SORRY that insulted you.[/QUOTE]And "insulting my intelligence" is a phrase commonly used where I come from. I wasn't really insulted. Google it.

Sometimes you have to read between the lines.

It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2208934]It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.[/QUOTE]It is a chore to shave that area. A landing strip is a in between. Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2208934]It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.[/QUOTE]I say let it grow!

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2208934]It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.[/QUOTE]My favorite is neatly trimmed. When I was in high school nobody shaved. Everybody shaving is a fad that will go away in a few years.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2208934]It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.[/QUOTE]If there has to be hair, I prefer it like a putting green, closely trimmed and away from the "zone".

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2208934]It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.[/QUOTE]I almost forget what pubic hair looks like on a woman. I always was a fan of the "landing strip". No one, male or female, likes spitting hairs so as long as it looks manicured, I'd have no issues.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2208934]It is all most Winter and tired of shaving down there. Actually have not shaved for about 4 days now. What are thoughts on this?

Stormy.[/QUOTE]I love the Bush, I'm guessing it's all about what your use too. Seeing all these women shaved they all look pretty much the same, not really a turn on, hair is always welcome and different.