Massage Parlor Reports

Visited NMS today, had Tiffany again. She is quite pretty and C cup and tall, but her level of service is declining and this may be a reflection on the place itself.
TS was too fast and too short, same as last time.

Returned to room, asked for soft massage. She does have a very nice touch and the teasiong was very good, but the lassage was mechanical and she seemed to be in a hurry to get through it.

At the flip, oly allowed me to touch one boob, no roaming below.

Back on table, HJ was decent but not great, clean up was good, finished massage but ended almost fifteen minutes short of the hour I purchased. Did not help me get dressed. This was a decline from last visit.

Not sure if this level of service applies to the others. Would welcome input from other members who see any of the other girls there.

[QUOTE=Tuglover1]Today I officially became a Senior Member of this forum and just wanted to thank all the mongers out there that made this transformation possible. Over the past two years I have gained invaluable information from many of the users on this board, which proved very helpful to me in many of my mongering activities. I only hope I can be as helpful as many of you have been to me. I know this board has been relatively slow lately but please keep your reports coming.

Take care and best wishes in all your mongering adventures,

Uncle Tug, Sr.[/QUOTE]


Best wishes to you, too, Tug.

Be safe.

(Is there a Senior Members' Code of Ethics?)

Since the "reform" of Rhode Island laws, I have been restricting my enjoyment of our hobby to trusted independent providers. This has come at a cost - both financially and emotionally - in that I miss my hours at Providence's AMPs.

So, I was driving on 146, when the Admiral's voice called me. A discernible whisper rang in my ears, "If you go there, you will come." Then again, it might have been a bad Coldplay song on the radio or a persistent ear infection...

Went to the backdoor, and was greeted by Mama's "where you been?" Though nice to be remembered, I was shocked (and pleased) to have the place virtually to myself. (There was one other car in the parking lot.) When Mama asked "who you with last?", I honestly couldn't remember, and started reeling names from the distant past to show that I was legit.

She introduced me to "Ari" (though after reading an earlier colleague's post, it might have been "Jenny"). Cute, tiny and provocatively dressed, probably in her early 30's...

The long and short of it, gents, is that there were two odd things that happened beyond the normal well-scripted hour. The first is that this girl had a real cleanliness issue going on, constantly washing her hands, in an almost OCD manner. For instance, after the table shower, I remained on the table for a good five minutes watching her scrub up to her shoulders while I was getting cold after the wash. It was is if she were scrubbing for a surgery she was about to perform! Very strange.

The other (more troubling) issue is that for the first time, the illusion of a provider being there on there own volition was shattered. It was clear that she was very unhappy, and wanted to be doing something - ANYTHING - other than rubbing my 39 year old body.

Not that I want (or need) the experience to have the illusion that the girls are totally "into" me. But I have to confess that this was the first time I felt that a) the girl probably had little choice in being there, and b) I was in part to blame for the very high price these girls pay to get to / stay in America.

Anyway, all that said, given both the change in the law and this unfortunate experience, I'll most likely go back to the higher priced, not as cute independent providers that are seemingly practicing their brand of economic free enterprise.

That is, until the Admiral whispers again...

[QUOTE=Chipsahoy]The other (more troubling) issue is that for the first time, the illusion of a provider being there on there own volition was shattered. It was clear that she was very unhappy, and wanted to be doing something - ANYTHING - other than rubbing my 39 year old body.

independent providers that are seemingly practicing their brand of economic free enterprise.[/QUOTE]I get it most days when I drive into work...Something...Anything else!

If she were given her choice, she would choose to be independently wealthy with a few kids at home preparing rice soup for breakfast. Sadly, it did not work out that way.

She needs the cash, and as you so aptly point out, there ain't much of it going there these days. She is doing what she has to do, and to be truthful, the conditions under which she works, as dictated by management at Lilly's, are not all that bad or violate the lady in any way, sort to speak. Its a pleasant place to work, even if you might elect other work, all things being equal.

However, its nice to hear from a monger with a sense of conscience.

[QUOTE=Chipsahoy]

She introduced me to "Ari" (though after reading an earlier colleague's post, it might have been "Jenny"). Cute, tiny and provocatively dressed, probably in her early 30's...
[/QUOTE]

It sounds like you got "Ari". She's never been one of my favorites, I've found her cold.

Jenny is a solid provider. She's quiet, and not really a girlfriend type experience, but she gives a top notch shower/massage/finish. She's been at Lily's a while, at least a couple of years.

I went to CH today around 11:00 took a long lunch.

I had not been for a while. Called first to make sure my ATF Connie was working.

Got there Mama let me in and told me to wait 5 min. 5 min. Turns to 20 min. The longest I have ever waited started getting antsy.

She comes in runs at me with hugs and kisses. Complains that I have not been around in a long time, I thought she had left. She says they closed to paint or something.

Takes me to TS, we talk about things. She has lost weight. Looks very good.

Did not take long to form wood. While she dries me with towel she comments "he's friendly" and kisses the head.

She kept telling me how much weight I have lost and how good I look, I am not sure if I have lost weight or not, but it made me feel nice.

Takes me back to room where she begins massage. I pull her next to me I have never been able to resist kissing her, I love those lips of hers. I can smell how clean she is, mouth like mint from mouthwash. She stops the kissing and starts going down. She starts to kiss and lick the wood for about 5 min.

This started to mess with my head. I start thinking holy shit this is my first GFE.

I have been with lots some look good some act nice, but it was always clear what was going on. I start halucinating, she gets up I imagine smoke in the room, feel like I am somewhere exotic. The look in her eyes cut like a knife. She was in full control. She had not asked me for a penny.

She cleaned me up with hot rags. We talked more I realized she is dangerous. Most men do not understand women, most women do not understand men. But I realize Connie knows everything about men, what they want and what they need.

I begin her massage kissing and such. We explore the places where my wood could go. We settle forreverse cowgirl.
Start to get dressed, with every piece of cloth I put back on we stop to kiss.

She never asked for money

This experience left me shaking my head, WTF.

I left $2

That experience was unlike anything I have come across before.

So yeah decided to stop by since wasn't feeling club fantasies, Asked for Silver since she flirted with me from a previous visit. Got in the room she asked me to strip and asked for the donation right away must be because almost closing time. Got there around 1:10 am Handed her the usual house fee and for FS. She left to give the house fee to mamasan came back took me to the tableshower scrubbed me down washed my hair played with the little head, dried me off and back to the room. Laid down her massage was damn craptastic asked for "hard" got her sitting on top of me texting. Asking me how to spell "busy". On the flip the usual light kissing on my chest sliding down to the little head on goes the cover about a minute of decent hoover action no hands. A bit stunned by her no hands since they usually try to get me to pop quicker by cheating. Told her it's probably going to take 20 minutes minimum to get me to the happy place. She starts riding me cowgirl for awhile time passes she stops and gets off when I'm starting to feel it saying whats taking you so long. Silver proceeds to use her hands on the little head, told her thats not going to work your hands going to get tired before I pop. She ignores my advice and use her right hand first then her left when it gets tired then both. She start's complaining in korean and throwing "OMG" in every other syllable. Asked her if she's ready for doggy so she relents on trying to make me pop with her hands. Silver gets on all fours I start pounding on her for a few minutes and then she pushes me away after letting out a muffled moan. More korean words aimed at me and complaining whats taking me so long. I reply with every time starting to feel it you stop me. Gave her a few minutes to recover and asked for missionary. Proceeded with the grinding which she only allowed about 2 inches in I'm guessing she was trying to work on just the tip of the little head to make me pop, transitions into me sitting indian style and her mounting me and started pounding her lifting her up and down on the little head time passes on she jumps off me and is panting I'm like oh my fucking god please have more stamina. She's mad at me for not popping I'm throwing comments about her crappy technique and her lack of stamina. Making her self conscious she take off the condom and starts jerking it. As usual her arms/hands get tired asked if she got another condom he rebukes me with nope. Told her I got 2 in my wallet she says her pussy is tired so I relent settled for grinding the little guy between her ass checks and the small of her back. Tried to get her to go BBBJ but she would have none of that. In the end decided to be a douchebag and just make her keep jerking it until the knock on the door saying times up. So yeah long story but damn blue balls for 7 months and still no happy ending I'm a sad panda. Thanks for reading. Been a long time lurker just never posted anything but decided to since it was that bad of a experience heh. Anybody know some super freaks willing to go the distance because still horny and frustrated.

Lazy, thanks for the report and sorry about your misfortunes. If it's been seven (7) MONTHS I wouldn't be a "sad panda" I think I'd be insane or I would've exploded by now. The only time I even went seven (7) DAYS was after a vasectomy and I didn't want to wait that long either.

Well good luck on ending that streak. I wish you all the best.

[QUOTE=Lazy One] So yeah long story but damn blue balls for 7 months and still no happy ending I'm a sad panda.[/QUOTE]

If you can't pop in an hr with a hot K-Girl my guess is that it might be you.


[QUOTE=Lazy One]So yeah decided to stop by since wasn't feeling club fantasies, Asked for Silver since she flirted with me from a previous visit. Got in the room she asked me to strip and asked for the donation right away must be because almost closing time. Got there around 1:10 am Handed her the usual house fee and for FS. She left to give the house fee to mamasan came back took me to the tableshower scrubbed me down washed my hair played with the little head, dried me off and back to the room. Laid down her massage was damn craptastic asked for "hard" got her sitting on top of me texting. Asking me how to spell "busy". On the flip the usual light kissing on my chest sliding down to the little head on goes the cover about a minute of decent hoover action no hands. A bit stunned by her no hands since they usually try to get me to pop quicker by cheating. Told her it's probably going to take 20 minutes minimum to get me to the happy place. She starts riding me cowgirl for awhile time passes she stops and gets off when I'm starting to feel it saying whats taking you so long. Silver proceeds to use her hands on the little head, told her thats not going to work your hands going to get tired before I pop. She ignores my advice and use her right hand first then her left when it gets tired then both. She start's complaining in korean and throwing "OMG" in every other syllable. Asked her if she's ready for doggy so she relents on trying to make me pop with her hands. Silver gets on all fours I start pounding on her for a few minutes and then she pushes me away after letting out a muffled moan. More korean words aimed at me and complaining whats taking me so long. I reply with every time starting to feel it you stop me. Gave her a few minutes to recover and asked for missionary. Proceeded with the grinding which she only allowed about 2 inches in I'm guessing she was trying to work on just the tip of the little head to make me pop, transitions into me sitting indian style and her mounting me and started pounding her lifting her up and down on the little head time passes on she jumps off me and is panting I'm like oh my fucking god please have more stamina. She's mad at me for not popping I'm throwing comments about her crappy technique and her lack of stamina. Making her self conscious she take off the condom and starts jerking it. As usual her arms/hands get tired asked if she got another condom he rebukes me with nope. Told her I got 2 in my wallet she says her pussy is tired so I relent settled for grinding the little guy between her ass checks and the small of her back. Tried to get her to go BBBJ but she would have none of that. In the end decided to be a douchebag and just make her keep jerking it until the knock on the door saying times up. So yeah long story but damn blue balls for 7 months and still no happy ending I'm a sad panda. Thanks for reading. Been a long time lurker just never posted anything but decided to since it was that bad of a experience heh. Anybody know some super freaks willing to go the distance because still horny and frustrated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lazy One]She start's complaining in korean.[/QUOTE]

Then how did you know it was complaining?

[QUOTE]In the end decided to be a douchebag.[/QUOTE]

Decided? From this one and your other posts, I'd guess it comes naturally!

Went down to Providence today to One Spa. WHat a mistake! Things started off bad when I could not find the DDonuts. I went down to the second one and called the Spa. You would think they woulkd have someone that can understand English not just be a Parrot and resay everything you say to them. God knows how many customers they lose that way. Anyway eventaully found it. All they have to say is we are downby the Pineapple. Jeez. Anyway get the place and I am met with a tall, stacked good looking Korean woman. Penny. Stay well away from this witch. What a complkete rip off! She is about 5'7" or 5 8", big tits 36c nice nipples dressed in leopard prink bikini. Leads me in usaul way hand in hand ok so far. Get to room asks for payment. Give her 50 with coupon. Find coupon in Phoenix magazine in the archieved section. Print it out at least save yourself 10 dollars. Ok so I get stripped sees me naked pretends to be shocked. Yeah right. Proceed to TShower so far so good. She seems very fussy and not very attentive. I am getting a bad vibe and a real sour look on he pretty face. I am still game so TS seems good gives good attention to details including bits and pieces. Finsih of the shower. And hands me some mouth wash. Does she do this to everyone or does my breath stink? I don't think so. Not much chit chat she is from S Korean. Thats it. Oh and I am too thin. I say I work out and so you must like fat guys. She is still sour looking. Way to give complements. SHe was not being nice about me being "thin". Anyway she says you want Saunda _ I say yes as I have heard its a good way toi get nice dry after TS and not be cold in room. She give me a real sour look and I say is that ok. She says No. I say what do you mean you don't want to have Sauna. She sy no its ok you go. SO I go she no go. So much for attentive service. Anyway few misn later she comes back for me. Back to the room She lays out towel. Takes he sweet time with it. Something is up as she is muttering away to herself in Korean. Anyway lay on table looking forward to nice massage. Get a few tweaks of a hand and that is that. Less than a minute she says you want something _ I say a massage please. No you want something ahhh I get it. Ok everything. How much you have I say $60 she looks at me like I got two heads she say $140 I say are you kidding me! She say how much I have at this stage I was thinking get the F out of here and cut your losses but my stupid little head got better of me I say $80. SHe say ok I sucky and handy. I say I want touchy she say topy only. I should have said fuck off and walked out. I say ok she looks good hopelly she ends me up good. She she does the flip. Still no massage BTW. And starts CBJ she has good technique but this lasts maybe 3 mins I get the you cum hurry. I give you handy. I say no I want sucky some more she is pissed that I am being so difficult. I am losing my hardon rapidly as she is angering me with her shit attitude. I say to her what is you problem that you are rushing me. She retorts you no cum. Its only been 5 minutes now WTF! She is pissed I am pissed I decide I want to at least get off and we come to a compromise more sucking then handy and then prostate massage. Good old P massage AMPs way of getting you off and out fast. What a shit head. So I finish she does an average job of cleaning up some tissues not nice warm towel. She is all smiles now. I am glad this experience is over. Glad I got to finish for $50 + $80. Never again had a better experience at another AMP with more extras. PENNY stinks. Avoid her like the plague. I ask how long she worked there. 2 weeks hopefully they will get rid of her fast. Any way spoke to the Madam. MouMou she said was her name. She asked how it was I told her I felt rushed. I should have told her more but I want to get out that shit place. She say sorry. But 5. 6 clock busy time because girls beautiful. Her girls are hot no mistaking that but hot does not equal a great experience in most cases. In my opinion I rate one a bust best avoided.

There is service to be had but not serice I would wish on an enemy. If one Spa reads these forums get rid of Penny and give your women a lecture on service and attitude. To any ass that might be thinking that I must have been a dick that would be untrue. I give people the benefit of the doubt and go out of my way to be nice and act way I would expect other people to treat me with courtesy and respect. Penny like any Job you have to work!

Thanks

Paul

[QUOTE=Lazy One]Got there around 1:10 am ...[/QUOTE]

I can't imagine a worse possible time to go there... Lazy, PM for recommendations.

Cheers!

I was having some post valentines blue and was in need of cheering up. I called ahead to see how busy it was. The mamasan answered on like the second ring asked me if i needed directions but I declined.

I showed up twenty minutes later was greet by a lovely curvy korean woman by the name of tutu. She took me by the hand and asked me the usual questions I was honest in my answers she was very pleasant. She had a playful demeanor to her very easy on the eyes. I felt the smoothness in her skin ,wonderful figure.

The ts was subpar but she was playful then on to the sauna. we ended up skipping the massage entirely i just couldn't wait to have my way with her. we went through a few position cg mish doggie lazy doggie. after I finshed she cleaned me up and she curled up next to me. We cuddled and talked or should i say i looked at her and listened while rubbing her silky body.

We ended the night with a brief kiss and her holding my hand as we left

Paul,
Few things:

*There's a wealth of knowledge here (other sites) regarding this business.
Address, directions, ladies, services, coupon, etc.
How do I know this, you ask?
Because I put an enormous amount of said information here (at great effort/cost).
And the lady in question was recently reviewed here (in great detail, including her attitude and its kryptonite) by me.
RTFF man!!

*OS is a FS estab, not a R&T or SW hangout.
If you had searched/read the OS threads, this is glaringly apparent/discussed.
Checked your posts, you frequent SW's except for this (1) AMP report.
Barter is not the norm for these ladies, frowned on and at most, against house rules (set $).
Your type of 'excursion' costs these ladies (she gets you instead of a customer who is there not wasting her time).
You should try your barter technique/attitude on some SP's and see how far you get (with even low $ ladies).

*Yes, you are the customer.
But if you enter AMPs with an entitled attitude, what you experienced will likely be your outcome every time.
Your post says "started off bad" (directions/phone conv); you weren't even there yet and you're pissed.
You also happened to draw the 'one' lady there who requires patience; volatile combination.
Who wins this pissing contest?
Obviously not you.
Jesus, haven't you ever ordered chinese takeout?
95+% of AMPs have a mama who does the talking/greeting and answers the phone.
If you can't deal with the language barrier better than a pissed off 5th grader, you need to stick with SW's.
These women work very long days, deal with shitty attitudes, drunks, druggies, liars and cheapskates all day/every day.
But all should drop what they're doing/business template should change because you've got money and you're you, right?

AND the rest of us who posted opposite your opinion here/other sites regarding OS are absolutely incorrect because of your vast experience and 'One Spa Sucks'.

My advice: Think/do some research prior to spending/posting.

BTW - Just because we differ in opinion doesn't make me an ass, but your sh*tty attitude does make you a dick (true).

J


[QUOTE=Paul Bigg]Went down to Providence today to One Spa. WHat a mistake! Things started off bad when I could not find the DDonuts. I went down to the second one and called the Spa. You would think they woulkd have someone that can understand English not just be a Parrot and resay everything you say to them. God knows how many customers they lose that way. Anyway eventaully found it. All they have to say is we are downby the Pineapple. Jeez. Anyway get the place and I am met with a tall, stacked good looking Korean woman. Penny. Stay well away from this witch. What a complkete rip off! She is about 5'7" or 5 8", big tits 36c nice nipples dressed in leopard prink bikini. Leads me in usaul way hand in hand ok so far. Get to room asks for payment. Give her 50 with coupon. Find coupon in Phoenix magazine in the archieved section. Print it out at least save yourself 10 dollars. Ok so I get stripped sees me naked pretends to be shocked. Yeah right. Proceed to TShower so far so good. She seems very fussy and not very attentive. I am getting a bad vibe and a real sour look on he pretty face. I am still game so TS seems good gives good attention to details including bits and pieces. Finsih of the shower. And hands me some mouth wash. Does she do this to everyone or does my breath stink? I don't think so. Not much chit chat she is from S Korean. Thats it. Oh and I am too thin. I say I work out and so you must like fat guys. She is still sour looking. Way to give complements. SHe was not being nice about me being "thin". Anyway she says you want Saunda _ I say yes as I have heard its a good way toi get nice dry after TS and not be cold in room. She give me a real sour look and I say is that ok. She says No. I say what do you mean you don't want to have Sauna. She sy no its ok you go. SO I go she no go. So much for attentive service. Anyway few misn later she comes back for me. Back to the room She lays out towel. Takes he sweet time with it. Something is up as she is muttering away to herself in Korean. Anyway lay on table looking forward to nice massage. Get a few tweaks of a hand and that is that. Less than a minute she says you want something _ I say a massage please. No you want something ahhh I get it. Ok everything. How much you have I say $60 she looks at me like I got two heads she say $140 I say are you kidding me! She say how much I have at this stage I was thinking get the F out of here and cut your losses but my stupid little head got better of me I say $80. SHe say ok I sucky and handy. I say I want touchy she say topy only. I should have said fuck off and walked out. I say ok she looks good hopelly she ends me up good. She she does the flip. Still no massage BTW. And starts CBJ she has good technique but this lasts maybe 3 mins I get the you cum hurry. I give you handy. I say no I want sucky some more she is pissed that I am being so difficult. I am losing my hardon rapidly as she is angering me with her shit attitude. I say to her what is you problem that you are rushing me. She retorts you no cum. Its only been 5 minutes now WTF! She is pissed I am pissed I decide I want to at least get off and we come to a compromise more sucking then handy and then prostate massage. Good old P massage AMPs way of getting you off and out fast. What a shit head. So I finish she does an average job of cleaning up some tissues not nice warm towel. She is all smiles now. I am glad this experience is over. Glad I got to finish for $50 + $80. Never again had a better experience at another AMP with more extras. PENNY stinks. Avoid her like the plague. I ask how long she worked there. 2 weeks hopefully they will get rid of her fast. Any way spoke to the Madam. MouMou she said was her name. She asked how it was I told her I felt rushed. I should have told her more but I want to get out that shit place. She say sorry. But 5. 6 clock busy time because girls beautiful. Her girls are hot no mistaking that but hot does not equal a great experience in most cases. In my opinion I rate one a bust best avoided.

There is service to be had but not serice I would wish on an enemy. If one Spa reads these forums get rid of Penny and give your women a lecture on service and attitude. To any ass that might be thinking that I must have been a dick that would be untrue. I give people the benefit of the doubt and go out of my way to be nice and act way I would expect other people to treat me with courtesy and respect. Penny like any Job you have to work!

Thanks

Paul[/QUOTE]

Anyways I did try to get another hour from Silver but she said maybe for a thousand dollars for another hour she'd be willing. I replied back with sure if I'm going to get rode hard for the next hour. She quickly said she wouldn't do 5 minutes for 1k with me. Pretty sure If I did go back none of the girls would want to do my business.