And speaking of marketing
From a STG ad:
". no freaks, no weirdos, no perverts, no time-wasters, no low-ballers, no stingy cheapskates, no jerks, no idiots, and no bored guys just looking to talk but not pay for my serviced. Thank you!
After wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes, I make a few observations to Ms. Martina:
First, you may have culled your client base to the point of unfeasibility, sweetheart.
Second, it does my heart good to see you obviously paid attention in English class. Your grammar & syntax are flawless. You have marketable communication skills but, as far as writing copy for a provider ad, see above.
They say the best writers write what they know from their own experience. You are obviously an experienced provider. LOL.