Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5110407]I have one day in LA on a layover after a looong time in Asia. I was thinking of getting myself a spendy Cali escort, but then said to myself, self, you are old, jetlagged and suffeing from too much ditchweed syndrome, why not just check in, take a nap etc, then rent a car and cruise Fig. I have always wanted to do that stroll. I haven't done one in Cali for 30 years.

Then I said self, you have no idea of where you are going and you haven't been behind the wheel of car in three years. Lightbulb!

Rent a limo! A decent escort is going to cost me $500, why not just have a limo pic me up at my hotel and cruise me around Fig so I can shop. Cool fantasy!

So I did a search here for limo and found nada. Nobody done that before? What do you think.[/QUOTE]I think driving a limo on fig is a terrific idea. I am sure that it will go really well and the driver will be thrilled. I suggest you sit down with a very good estate planning attorney and execute a witnessed will.

Last night around 2 AM (Thursday night / Friday morning) picked up a stunning, beautiful LSW on 70th. She's 24, B cups, blonde-ish hair. Her name is Christy. CBJ for 6, normally I only do 4, but this was worth it because she honestly has an amazing personality and actually cares about her client. She's a college student too (becoming an RN), so it was nice to relate on how the stress of finals week is coming up.

All in all, her deepthroating skills are flawless, and she lets you roam around and doesn't rush at all.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5110407]I have one day in LA on a layover after a looong time in Asia. I was thinking of getting myself a spendy Cali escort, but then said to myself, self, you are old, jetlagged and suffeing from too much ditchweed syndrome, why not just check in, take a nap etc, then rent a car and cruise Fig. I have always wanted to do that stroll. I haven't done one in Cali for 30 years.

Then I said self, you have no idea of where you are going and you haven't been behind the wheel of car in three years. Lightbulb!

Rent a limo! A decent escort is going to cost me $500, why not just have a limo pic me up at my hotel and cruise me around Fig so I can shop. Cool fantasy!

So I did a search here for limo and found nada. Nobody done that before? What do you think.[/QUOTE]Traffic is already bad on the blade adding a limo would just make it worse. It's bad enough guys cruise in work trucks and box trucks adding another long vehicle with limited turning radius would just be a nightmare. Also to everyone else stop turning left onto Fig make the right turn it's easier, keeps traffic moving and less chance of an accident from all the dumbasses speeding and using the center lane for passing.

[QUOTE=TeslaTower;5110468]Traffic is already bad on the blade adding a limo would just make it worse. It's bad enough guys cruise in work trucks and box trucks adding another long vehicle with limited turning radius would just be a nightmare. Also to everyone else stop turning left onto Fig make the right turn it's easier, keeps traffic moving and less chance of an accident from all the dumbasses speeding and using the center lane for passing.[/QUOTE]Well geez dude don't let me spend 3 hours once in a lifetime spoiling YOUR fun with a little extra traffic. Isn't that what LA is all about, dystopian? .

Ill get a short limo.

Anyone seen a limo down there?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5110428]I think driving a limo on fig is a terrific idea. I am sure that it will go really well and the driver will be thrilled. I suggest you sit down with a very good estate planning attorney and execute a witnessed will.[/QUOTE]Why would a limo be any more of a target than any other nice car down there.

The driver will be thrilled at the end of the night.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5110530]Why would a limo be any more of a target than any other nice car down there.

The driver will be thrilled at the end of the night.[/QUOTE]Pris. Check out the expert here. Dropping in town to appear the big baller on the Fig! I'm sure he won't stand out too much.

Seriously, dude. If you want to make yourself such a mark, you're better off just leaving your wallet on the roof of the car.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5111876]Pris. Check out the expert here. Dropping in town to appear the big baller on the Fig! I'm sure he won't stand out too much.

Seriously, dude. If you want to make yourself such a mark, you're better off just leaving your wallet on the roof of the car.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your holding me up to be the expert on fig. I have mongered there probably six times in the last two years, so others are better at the skills you need including, swivel head while driving, getting head while driving (the dude on pornhub), being a total cheese sack while driving (oh no osho and almost crying to the LAPD), making a left turn on fig, scooping up a WSW in the hottie gallery, scooping up anything south of century, and not getting scabies from the flight motel.

However, I do know the area, and it is just about the second or third worst area in l. A. I have never seen a limo on fig. I have however heard numerous stories of guys getting a gun pointed at their head mid-BJ by pimps. I am just spitballing here, but maybe, as mongers, we have a duty not to enable these fucken pimps. Taking a limo up and down fig would be akin to dropping a pack of zebras with into a den of lions to see if you can dampen the chase instinct.

I guess if you do take a limo, maybe make a sign that says "just mongering, driver does not carry more than $20.00".

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5111876]Pris. Check out the expert here. Dropping in town to appear the big baller on the Fig! I'm sure he won't stand out too much.

Seriously, dude. If you want to make yourself such a mark, you're better off just leaving your wallet on the roof of the car.[/QUOTE]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5111989]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.[/QUOTE]Plenty of Escalades at the airport waiting for fares. I'm sure a little incentive you will find a driver.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5111989]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.[/QUOTE]You're the one blowing off the advice of locals and want to make a big splash in an area that doesn't care about pretenses. LA isn't NYC or Vancouver. But you do you. Most of us really don't care.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5111989]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.[/QUOTE]I don't think he meant to be nasty. The idea of limo cruising sounds fun but in all honesty it is old skool tactics and probably not a wis idea on Fig. Sure there are places where this is more acceptable but the predators on Fig will be watching. Just be safe and reasonable. Lots of crazy S goes down there.

The Los Angeles City Attorneys office prosecutes misdemeanor arrests in City of LA. The the's policy doesn't apply to those.

Of course if it's your first arrest why get offered classes and crap, but it's s hassle amd the arrest will still be on your record until you complete the classes and apply to have your record sealed.

AFAIK this doesn't apply anywhere in LA county except city of LA. I've had a Long Beach city prosecutor on a traffic case but not sure they mess with misdemeanor arrests.

All of the Fig stroll is in City of Los Angeles.

2:30 this afternoon all kinds out. Mostly BSW but a few WSW and LSW. Biggest concentration in hg, but all along Fig from Gage down to Imperial.

[QUOTE=Speck;5112912]The Los Angeles City Attorneys office prosecutes misdemeanor arrests in City of LA. The the's policy doesn't apply to those.

Of course if it's your first arrest why get offered classes and crap, but it's s hassle amd the arrest will still be on your record until you complete the classes and apply to have your record sealed.

AFAIK this doesn't apply anywhere in LA county except city of LA. I've had a Long Beach city prosecutor on a traffic case but not sure they mess with misdemeanor arrests.

All of the Fig stroll is in City of Los Angeles.[/QUOTE]Turns out I'm only mostly correct. Any charter city prosecutes their own misdemeanors as well. So Pasadena, LB, SM, Burbank, Hawthorne, Inglewood, and a few others prosecute their own misd.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5112486]You're the one blowing off the advice of locals and want to make a big splash in an area that doesn't care about pretenses. LA isn't NYC or Vancouver. But you do you. Most of us really don't care.[/QUOTE]Wow such inner rage on a fun forum. Sad.