Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Batman6969;6065398]Started to post about Yoyo this morning but had to cut it short as I was at work. Anyway Yoyo walks in the room this morning and I knew right away I was in for a treat. This chick is gorgeous! She has a perfectly proportioned little body with some great tiits with some big nipples. It took a minute for her to get warmed up but once she felt comfortable with me she let loose. Great time in the TS with lots of slippin and slidin and sucking. Back in the room I couldn't wait any longer so I laid her on the table and started kissing and licking my way to that tight little pussy of hers. Made her cum and boy did she come. I thought the girl was going to break my neck there for a second. Threw on the wrapper very fast and started pounding her while she was still quivering from her first O. Flipped her over for some K9 and she was definitely into watching herself get pounded in the mirror. I could feel her tightening up again and she came again. I wasn't too far behind her and after I filled the hat I layed down beside her and she was still shaking. I'm pretty sure she wants to marry me now. She kept telling me that she wants to fuck me every day. If it was free I would definitely consider it as she really is a sweetheart. Take care of her boys!![/QUOTE]Hey, no offense, but you do know they fake it right? I went to MM a while back and was barely trying the girl (can't remember name, short hair, man mades) said she came and I just laughed. I wasn't even thursting due to being hungover. I always say, if they actually enjoy it, they wouldn't charge! They would give me their personal number and meet up with me for free! But if believing it makes it better for you, then hey, go for it.

Any massage places where girls don't fake or put on an act? I find it very off putting. I heard BO is kinda mechanical. I actually prefer that.

Which one of you had to stand in the parking lot of MM for hours this evening while getting hooked up for a tow. Just wondering.

Anywho! Saw Amanda today. All the reports are spot on. Dfk was the best I've had. All the usual boxes checked for the rest.

My tour of the Orlando AMPs continues.

NDS- Got there right when they opened and greeted by what has to be the hottest AMP girl I have ever screen. Said her name was Naga or Naba she said it before a sneeze so it was garbled but I didn't care. Into the room and asked if I want a shower I say of course and told to get undressed, then she gets up on me and sticks her tongue down my throat and grabs jr. I would go broke if I lived here.

Off to the shower for some nuru type fun and then I feel her tongue up my ass. I'm in heaven. She keeps going to town down there and I'm must have been making weird noises because after a while I hear laughing and see 2 super sexy ladies in the shower basically laughing at me. One was taller than the other and had very long black hair. She walks up to me and says that feel good baby? I say OMG yes, I love it so Naga starts up again and the lady with the long hair sticks her tongue down my throat and grabs jr slowly jerking, and I blow all over. The girl with the long hair starts laughing and said something like clean up on isle 5.

I'm sad I couldn't last but I get taken back to the room and Naga tries to get me going again but it wasn't happening. I asked if she could massage my sore foot and she gave me a decent 20 minute foot massage. Bottle of water and deep kiss I leave the room to see the lady with the long hair who I never got her name but she said to see her next time, I said I'll be back Monday and she looked to the sky smiled and said maybe. I got to hit that before I go.

VIP- This place was in a strip mall by a Brazilian steakhouse. I walk in and no one is there and I hear the hello. I'm greeted by an older lady with her eye make up not finished and she's dressed in a red and black plaid skirt outfit. She does have a pretty big nose though. Lots of cameras in this place.

Rushed to room by the hand and in the room there is the mirror sideways on the wall. My experience says this place should be good for fun. It was but mechanical. Nothing really impressive except the massage parts was basically just teasing for 10 minutes then flip. $$. 40 total. Girl was not the best looking especially compared to the babes at NDS, and she definitely controlled her script.

Off to MM and King.

[quote=mathaquinn;6065643]hey, no offense, but you do know they fake it right? (...)[/quote][b]BLASPHEMER![/b] ... lol!

I normally just MM when in town, looking to try out NDS. Entrance fee same like MM at the window or is there house fee then tip later?

On google some girl posted a hilarious review. Why'all need to do better.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;6065957][b]BLASPHEMER![/b] ... lol![/QUOTE]Not trying to be rude. Just common sense. It's all part of the act to keep you coming back (no pun intended) if they enjoyed us so much, they would see us for free. I think MM acting is way too much for me.

I just love this place. Another fantastic visit. Met a new girl named Cherry, and she took me back to her room, immediately DFK while grabbing my goods. What an awesome body on her! I gave her the $$ and got prepared for the table shower. In the shower, I got to see her body, D-cups for & great ass on her and basically I was ready to take her right there. After soaping me up, flipped me over and took me in her mouth and she had a nice technique of stroking and sucking that would've got me there, if we didn't get visited by 3-4 girls stopping by and saying hello. On the way to the room, ended up kissing 2-3 girls each asking to join.

Once back in the room, she went to her knees and continued till I was ready for her (suited up) and started with K-9, Missionary, lazy dog, back to Missionary, then back to her knees for the finish in her mouth and tits. What a visual with my cum dripping from her tits. Left a happy man!

[QUOTE=MathaQuinn;6065643]Hey, no offense, but you do know they fake it right? I went to MM a while back and was barely trying the girl (can't remember name, short hair, man mades) said she came and I just laughed. I wasn't even thursting due to being hungover. I always say, if they actually enjoy it, they wouldn't charge! They would give me their personal number and meet up with me for free! But if believing it makes it better for you, then hey, go for it.[/QUOTE]Hey no offense but I know when they are faking and when they are not.

I am looking to make my first trip to an AMP. After reading through this thread for a while now I am going to make my first visit to MM. Do any of you veterans out there have any tips or tricks for a first timer like me? I can make my schedule so I'll try to go at a less busy time I know the fee and most of all don't piss off Kiko etc. DM me anything you think I should know before I head in. Thank you in advance!

I absolutely hate the fake acting / theatrics done at MM. It's just off putting to me. Like it's too fake. I order something more toned down. I heard BO is just straight to the point. To be honest, that's what I want. How mechanical are they?

What does NSD stand for? Got a link? Or an address? Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=BillHo;6066406]What does NSD stand for? Got a link? Or an address? Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]NDS is new day spa.

[QUOTE=BillHo;6066406]What does NSD stand for? Got a link? Or an address? Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]It's NDS and stands for New Day Spa. Hope this helps.