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[QUOTE=Wino354;2065570]I seen mia yesterday [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-a-great-time-to-relax-with-a-sweet-treat-100-special-available-now-until-11pm-36/8279419[/URL].

First off there is a reason she dose not show her face she is not that cute, second she isn't caramel she is white. She dose have a very sexy voice witch is what lead me to meet up with her. Her rate was 100 and I got a poor massage that consisted of light touching to arouse me follows by her putting on a cover and climbing on and ridding me, no BBBJ no CBJ she went straight to business. Her body is not that great and she wasn't to enthusiastic, witch made the experience a little lacking. I would give it a 4 on a scale of 1 to 10 I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]She is mexican in her 40's. I posted about her a few months back. Nothing to ever repeat and wouldn't have gotten with her in the first place if I had seen her beforehand.

[QUOTE=Mexidutch;2064559]Any intel on this gal?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-a-great-time-to-relax-with-a-sweet-treat-100-special-available-now-36/8279419[/URL]

Thanks,

Mexi.[/QUOTE]Quite a few bad takes on her on some of the older pages...
and lo and behold, another one just below this post just appeared as I was posting, lol
(sorry unable to delete posts, only edit them)

Java.

I was going to call on a new girl who has been advertising on crackpage [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-make-your-day-delightful-100-special-well-reviewed-36/8435894[/URL].

Before calling I did a google and tineye search and her pic are fake, I'm starting to beleve that when a girl says "its me or its free" is a fake.

Also I got a text at 1 am from this girl [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/natasha-1-616-589-9943-34/14806558[/URL] saying she needs a friend and is really sick, I've never even seen this girl I call once when she posted with another girl who I wanted to see.. WTF are they thinking and where are the quality girls at?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-gorgeous-blond-curvy-cutie-1oo-hot1oo-real-1oosexxy-click-here-22/15577805[/URL]

Seen this one this afternoon:

Pro"s.

- 2 girls to choose from.

- the 1 I chose was young, nubile, and good looking.

- gave a BBBJ.

- was only $100.

Cons.

- It is an agency. Neither girl in pics I don't believe.

-other girl in bathroom while your with the 1.

-knock on door 3 minutes after I get there from motel worker about smoke in room.

-had to hurry as the worker was probably going to come back.

All in All a quick appointment that I would not repeat under the circumstances. But would love to meet up with the girl I seen under better circumstances.

[QUOTE=Wino354;2065996]I was going to call on a new girl who has been advertising on crackpage [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-make-your-day-delightful-100-special-well-reviewed-36/8435894[/URL].

Before calling I did a google and tineye search and her pic are fake, I'm starting to beleve that when a girl says "its me or its free" is a fake.

Also I got a text at 1 am from this girl [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/natasha-1-616-589-9943-34/14806558[/URL] saying she needs a friend and is really sick, I've never even seen this girl I call once when she posted with another girl who I wanted to see.. WTF are they thinking and where are the quality girls at?[/QUOTE]She has been around for awhile and ALL the reviews say run the other direction. When a poor girl is "sick" as needing a fix they are likely to do just about anything to find a "friend".

[QUOTE=Wino354;2065996]I was going to call on a new girl who has been advertising on crackpage [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-make-your-day-delightful-100-special-well-reviewed-36/8435894[/URL].

Before calling I did a google and tineye search and her pic are fake, I'm starting to beleve that when a girl says "its me or its free" is a fake.

Also I got a text at 1 am from this girl [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/natasha-1-616-589-9943-34/14806558[/URL] saying she needs a friend and is really sick, I've never even seen this girl I call once when she posted with another girl who I wanted to see.. WTF are they thinking and where are the quality girls at?[/QUOTE]Grand Rapids is becoming a Hobby Deadzone. Was way better a couple of years ago. Try Lansing, more.

Going on there IMO.

Hey has anyone seen black Barbie she has not posted in a long time.

Seriously what happened to all the girls!? They all either wasn't to much or the pics are fake. I'm looking for a skinny African american girl that doesn't want 100 for a BBBJ. My atf left for Chicago.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mercedes-cut-above-rest-100-real-pics-come-feel-me-its-friday-great-reviews-inoutcall-28/7640557[/URL]

Professional as always. Aims to please. I got just head this time. Wow. CIM. Great.

If just have of these BP girls worked like her, they would easily make six figures a year.

I tried AllyiaH last week.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/allyiah-27/11690111[/URL]

Texted and setup an apt. at her incall. Her ad says Grand Rapids / NorthWest but its really 3 blocks from downtown in a rough area. Beat up old house converted into two apts. with a "No trespassing" sign on the front. Not a real inviting place.
Hoodlums walking the streets all around. I did not feel particularly safe there. In spite of the area outside, the inside of her apt. Is pretty clean and well kept. She directed me to the "spare room" with a twin mattress on the floor. Not real nice really for the sports action. Strike one.

She looks better than her pics on BP. The bottom 2 pics make her look a tad chunky but in reality she's thinner than that and qualifies as a spinner. Probably weighs 95 lbs. soaking wet. That said, the skin she has is mush. Meaning visually she looks like a spinner but when you touch its like grabbing a sponge. My guess is meth user but definitely someone who had weight and lost a lot fast.
She's covered in tats with a few piercings. Honestly she's a SW with an incall but a bit better looking than the avg. SW.
She's been on one site or another for a couple years according to my web research but is not professional at all. Her rules are fair: no greek or anything painful and no manhandling or roughness. I was ok with that.

Unenthusiastic BBBJ, mish and doggie were the activities. She's decent looking, moans some and talks dirty some. Made no tries at upselling which was nice. Effort-wise though she is at best a 5 out of 10.
After the deed she just disappeared and I could hear her on her cell. She talked on it while I got dressed as if I wasn't there. Listening to the convo I can tell you she's a hood rat.

If you just want to do your business and go and aren't expecting much from her she's worth a shot for something different. 100/150. A bit overpriced comparably speaking though (see below Mercedes).
Not a terrible appointment but I won't repeat.


On another day I finally met up with Mercedes.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mercedes-cut-above-rest-100-real-slow-sensual-saturday-special-great-reviews-inoutcall-28/7640557[/URL]

Her ad lately says "a cut above rest %100 REAL" and its the truth!
What a contrast to AllyiaH! Mercedes is a true pro. She understands a man's needs and you can feel she wants you happy. She looks thinner than her ad pics. Particularly her face is thin compared to that head shot pic.
Now she's not a spinner and is about 30 Lbs heavier than would be ideal but wow she's hot! Sexy outfit, full makeup, smelling good. She made sure she was 100% ready for the appt. She's a pro.
Her Lfk is divine. Her BBBJ is almost PSE, albeit lacking the amount of suction I prefer. If she had nononesense lady's suction skills I think I'd propose to her. Ok, not really.

Mercedes is highly reviewed here and everywhere so none of this review is news to most but for any newbs out there: your dollar is well spent booking with her. 1st class appointment.
I frankly hope she doesn't lose weight because she'll probably raise her rates to out of my budget range if she does lose weight.

My out of retirement time is coming to an end as the wife comes back soon. Thanks for all the PMs and info. from you all here!

Stay safe!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/taste-the-sweetnesstext-only-25/9725717[/URL]

My efforts to "Taste the sweetness" went unfulfilled as 3 separate times I tried to book Hailey by text and all 3 x she asked "have I seen you before?" to which I said no and then she stopped responding to my texts.
Her ad needs to say "Only contact me if you're a previous client".

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-young-vibrantanddown-to-earth-i-could-be-the-girl-of-your-dreams-give-me-a-callandfind-out-specials-21/15527074[/URL]

I knew Jen didn't do BBBJ but she's so hot I convinced myself to book her anyway. I was on my way until she told me where her incall was. In the heart of the hood. So my little head was overruled since this was strike 3 in my book. Strike one was her boyfriend posting here like some kind of jealous nut. Strike 2 was all covered. An incall in a warzone was it for me. I cancelled.

[QUOTE=Monger01;2069603]I tried AllyiaH last week.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/allyiah-27/11690111[/URL]

Texted and setup an apt. at her incall. Her ad says Grand Rapids / NorthWest but its really 3 blocks from downtown in a rough area. Beat up old house converted into two apts. with a "No trespassing" sign on the front. Not a real inviting place.
Hoodlums walking the streets all around. I did not feel particularly safe there. In spite of the area outside, the inside of her apt. Is pretty clean and well kept. She directed me to the "spare room" with a twin mattress on the floor. Not real nice really for the sports action. Strike one.

She looks better than her pics on BP. The bottom 2 pics make her look a tad chunky but in reality she's thinner than that and qualifies as a spinner. Probably weighs 95 lbs. soaking wet. That said, the skin she has is mush. Meaning visually she looks like a spinner but when you touch its like grabbing a sponge. My guess is meth user but definitely someone who had weight and lost a lot fast.
She's covered in tats with a few piercings. Honestly she's a SW with an incall but a bit better looking than the avg. SW.
She's been on one site or another for a couple years according to my web research but is not professional at all. Her rules are fair: no greek or anything painful and no manhandling or roughness. I was ok with that.

Unenthusiastic BBBJ, mish and doggie were the activities. She's decent looking, moans some and talks dirty some. Made no tries at upselling which was nice. Effort-wise though she is at best a 5 out of 10.
After the deed she just disappeared and I could hear her on her cell. She talked on it while I got dressed as if I wasn't there. Listening to the convo I can tell you she's a hood rat.

If you just want to do your business and go and aren't expecting much from her she's worth a shot for something different. 100/150. A bit overpriced comparably speaking though (see below Mercedes).
Not a terrible appointment but I won't repeat.



[/QUOTE]She used to go by another name some years ago. She offered great service. I don't know what happened to her. She was actually one of my best experiences in the hobby. And she definitely looks better and younger than the pics show, at least she did. I see nothing but bad reviews now. That sucks cause I would have loved to get some more of that.

[QUOTE=ThreeNutz;2064880]Word on the Street is that this lady is coming to Lakeshore area next week.

She posts both as body rub and FS at various times.

I met her in Detroit last fall.

Seniors can PM me for info.

3 Nutz.[/QUOTE]I was in Detroit this weekend and was able to re-connect with this one. Had an enjoyable times.

Late 20's..No kids...no drugs.fine body and fine skills.

Can't wait for repeat of repeat.

She said a couple of you called and referenced USG. I didn't ask details and did not want them

Have fun guys

I have to apologize, because I have had difficulty TOFT, so I will confirm several dreams I have had recently.

I am typically a spinner kind of guy, so some of these were just plain, not my cup of tea, although very worthy.

As for Alliyah... Been there 4 times in 2 months, and service has been spotty at best. One of the better bodies on the list, and is 8 out of 10 cute.

I believe there may be some medication issues or lack there-of as per what she eluded to with possible ADD / ADHD as well as the typical drug issues.

I just can't justify the expense for the unknown. Best time I had was with her and her roommate which happened to be the first time. Kind of a clock watcher.

Than came Mercedes.. God I wish she was about 20-30 lbs thinner, as everyone else has said... Girls has mad skills as confirmed by the BBBJ she gave.

I would have like to venture further with her but just could not get over the thickness factor. Not a clock watcher.

Then we have Tina... Same issues all over again with pics not matching the reality... Probably losing 40 would do her justice. Don't get me wrong, She has a great personality and.

She meets all sexual expectations and she is also reasonable with the BBBJ, but I was hoping for better over-all. Not a clock watcher.

Lastly we went to see Kelly. Se was definitely the best of the bunch and the least expensive over-all. I still wish all these girls would post CURRENT pictures though.

Kelly has the chest (if you are into that) and is a tiny little thing. Great personality but she was quite the talker, although we had many common interests. BBBJ was worth going back for, and I will see her again at some point. Not a clock watcher.

But I still haven't found quite what I am looking for..Sigh...Still searching (any help would be appreciated).

Alliyahs body and Kellys personality would make a fine time for sure.

All of these were 1.40-1.60 for the hour and I "personally" would pay more if the right woman came along.

Any feedback on Karen - [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgous-upscale-exoticr-beauty-33/15033627[/URL] would be helpful, have not seen anything posted, and I went a long way back looking.

[QUOTE=ThreeNutz;2069990]I was in Detroit this weekend and was able to re-connect with this one. Had an enjoyable times.

Late 20's..No kids...no drugs.fine body and fine skills.

Can't wait for repeat of repeat.

She said a couple of you called and referenced USG. I didn't ask details and did not want them

Have fun guys[/QUOTE]Sorry but I need to correct one thing. I now believe she has one child but that was a surprise given the shape she is in.