Oh My Freaking God Christopher
[QUOTE=Chris5;2507577]This question was raised in another thread and I thought it was a pretty good question. Here is my personal opinion. Service Providers that provide shitty service, have a shitty and nasty attitude, fail to deliver on promised services, pussies STINK like fish, bad breathe and overall horrible hygiene and watch the clock DESERVE a bad fucking review! These beitches will definitely get one from me! So all you cowards and white knights out there sticking up for these shitty SP'S can go eat a dick! If a SP deserves a shitty review by all means post it asap! One SP on here refused to give a monger his ten bucks change because in here view that's not the way it works! Bad review all day long!
Douche bag city![/QUOTE]WHY OH WHY are YOU still going on about some other persons 10 lousy bucks! I haven't heard one single syllable from that monger about HIS 10 bucks. Christopher PLEASE drop it before momma gives you a spanking!
Love to ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
Maybe host a pussy vacation for us!
[QUOTE=Admin2;2507908]That cheap fuck I work for won't give me a raise and pussy is getting more and more expensive down here (it's up to like 45 bucks an hour) so I had an idea.
How many of you sick fucks would buy USASG Corespondent hat's, t-shirts, mugs, cock rings or whatever.
And how many of the ladies I love would by t-shirts that said USASG Certified 100% PUTA t-shirts and thongs for pictures?
Not USA Sex Guide (though I guess we could offer both if you have the balls to wear it) just USASG?[/QUOTE]You could make a buck on accommodations and on pussy tours!
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If it's Monday, it must be Sissy Chrissy time!
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I actually thought this was pretty funny, do it again without the part about grade school. Use some picture with grown up chicks wearing school girl costumes or something.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I heard the day Sissy Chrissy was born, when his Daddy saw how ugly Sissy Chrissy was, his Daddy ran down to the zoo and threw rocks at the Stork!
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Sissy Chrissy claims to be "young", maybe in his twenties. But that doesn't seem possible. I can't imagine someone getting to be [U]SO[/U] DUMB in such a short period of time. What an [U]IDIOT[/U]. He has problems understanding even the simplest of things!
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Sissy Chrissy quit school after 5th grade. Things were just getting too hard for him to understand. But even in 5th grade he wasn't fooling anyone; everyone knew he was just a [U]GAY[/U] DOUCHE BAG.
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But in reality, he has no idea how old he is because he can't count that high. In fact, he's so DUMB he can't count up to 20 without taking his shoes off. He's just a pathetic [U]ANGRY[/U] MIDGET!
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One thing we know for sure is that Sissy Chrissy drinks Tequila. It's his REQUIRED beverage of choice when he hangs out with Grandma Swaggs!
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In fact Grandma Swaggs is [U]SO[/U] fat that when she falls down, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up! And she's [U]SO[/U] dumb that she got fired from her job at the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job!
Grandma Swaggs has Sissy Chrissy pussy-whipped, for sure!
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Next time Grandma Swaggs puts Sissy Chrissy's cock in her mouth, she should think about all those "hot" SW's he says he spends time with, and hope his condoms have never broken!
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I'm not saying Sissy Chrissy's girl, Grandma Swaggs, is used up but her vagina has been used more than Google! And her chest ain't looking too good these days either!
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[I]CTFU, CTFU, CTFU ![/I]
[U]NOTE to SISSY CHRISSY[/U]: I hope I didn't use too many words here, or any words that you might not understand. I know you have trouble with that sort of thing. But if I have, you can stop by any local elementary school, and I'm sure someone there, maybe even some of the students, will be able to help you out.
The continuing Saga of the 10 buck's
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2508384]WHY OH WHY are YOU still going on about some other persons 10 lousy bucks! I haven't heard one single syllable from that monger about HIS 10 bucks. Christopher PLEASE drop it before momma gives you a spanking!
Love to ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]Ashley my dear, You are missing the whole point. This particular SP simply REFUSED to give this poor monger his 10 bucks change upon request. We all know that this shitty SP Michelle 1 thinks she's God's gift to the monger world, due to the Orlando douche bags putting her stank ass on a fucking pedestal! This monger should have indeed been given his ten bucks change Ashley! There is no logical debate about this! Michelle 1 thinks she can do as she dam well pleases, which is 100 percent WRONG! All of this could of been avoided if she had only given this monger his ten buck's change. Michelle 1 deserved a negative review! I don't think I will ever get past this whole ten buck post. LOL.
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No one EVER gets tired of Sissy Chrissy time, apparently not even A2!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2508982]Again with the weird photos you pathetic asshole! Why don't you get a job you sick fuck! You're the gay MIDGET! Ctfu!
Stop hating on my girl Savanna you old prick.
Douche bag city![/QUOTE]Aw, poor Sissy Chrissy, did I hurt your feelings?
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Please don't think of this as a battle of wits between you and me, because I would never pick on a man that's unarmed, much less an unarmed [U]GAY[/U] MIDGET!
I thought you liked my pictures? I sure got a lot of PM's telling me how everyone either almost pissed their pants or choked on their Monday morning coffee because they were laughing so hard (at you, of course)! Even A2 said he thought it was pretty funny!
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And now that your darling Grandma Swaggs has seen some of those pictures, she can't ever [U]un[/U]- see them, or the thoughts they put in her head. So I'm sure she'll have them in mind next time you drop your drawers for her; if she even lets you get that far ever again!
After all, now that Grandma Swaggs has such a "[I]high-mileage chassis[/I]", she really has to watch what kind of oil she puts in her crankcase!
You have fun now, you little PENCIL DICK grandma-fucker!
Bazinga, Punk!
Grandma Swaggs eyesight is failing!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2509054]After doing some serious analyzing on DoucheRags posts I have concluded that ANY lady that gets contacted should be very cautious. Not only does he like hidden cameras but he also has signs of the typical serial. He has obviously escaped from some mental ward and ladies be very cautious on an outcall with him. You may end up on websites you don't want to be on.
Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Your analysis couldn't have been very serious Ms. Double-Chin.
Anyone who looks at my past posts will clearly see that all the photos of the women I posted have been smiling and looking right into the camera, so there is never a need for a hidden camera.
You, on the other hand, even though looking straight into the camera, sure weren't smiling in that March 2015 mugshot! Did the cops take that double-chin photo of you with a hidden camera?
[I][b]C T F U ![/b][/I]
Banzinga, Grandma!
Savanna Darling you ask an excellent question.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2509058]Why is everyone coming down on you about the 10 $ Michele l refused to give back to a monger? AND some people should just mind their own business.
Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Not quite sure why Chris5 is being made out to be the bad guy here love. If this stank TWAT Michelle1 had at least offered some other type of restitution for this mongers ten bucks then that would have been satisfactory to me. What do I mean by restitution? Well the twat Michelele1 could have gave him some extra session time OR at the minimum she could've of offered him an additional service like a quick hand job, BJ or something to that effect to make up for her refusing to give this monger his rightfully due ten bucks change. It was this mongers ten bucks extra NOT hers! This monger in MY opinion should have received an apology from Michele1 and an offer of possibly a FREE QV session to make up for her shitty actions on that day. But oh NO! This is Michele1 we are talking about and she feels she can do no fucking wrong!! The Orlando douche bag crew will fully stick up for her actions and trash the monger. My whole point is who does she think she is? She has the audacity to REFUSE to give ten bucks change to a monger that requested it. She deserved the bad review this monger gave her ass! And in my view she is off my list of providers who I will ever see! By MY choice!!
Douche bag city!
Savanna as always you are correct!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2509054]After doing some serious analyzing on DoucheRags posts I have concluded that ANY lady that gets contacted should be very cautious. Not only does he like hidden cameras but he also has signs of the typical serial. He has obviously escaped from some mental ward and ladies be very cautious on an outcall with him. You may end up on websites you don't want to be on.
Checkmate.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2509458]Your analysis couldn't have been very serious Ms. Double-Chin.
Anyone who looks at my past posts will clearly see that all the photos of the women I posted have been smiling and looking right into the camera, so there is never a need for a hidden camera.
You, on the other hand, even though looking straight into the camera, sure weren't smiling in that March 2015 mugshot! Did the cops take that double-chin photo of you with a hidden camera?
[I][b]C T F U ![/b][/I]
Banzinga, Grandma![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2509449]Aw, poor Sissy Chrissy, did I hurt your feelings?
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Please don't think of this as a battle of wits between you and me, because I would never pick on a man that's unarmed, much less an unarmed [U]GAY[/U] MIDGET!
I thought you liked my pictures? I sure got a lot of PM's telling me how everyone either almost pissed their pants or choked on their Monday morning coffee because they were laughing so hard (at you, of course)! Even A2 said he thought it was pretty funny!
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And now that your darling Grandma Swaggs has seen some of those pictures, she can't ever [U]un[/U]- see them, or the thoughts they put in her head. So I'm sure she'll have them in mind next time you drop your drawers for her; if she even lets you get that far ever again!
After all, now that Grandma Swaggs has such a "[I]high-mileage chassis[/I]", she really has to watch what kind of oil she puts in her crankcase!
You have fun now, you little PENCIL DICK grandma-fucker!
Bazinga, Punk![/QUOTE]Yrag seriously deserves to be in someones mental ward! LOL! You nailed it love! Any SP going to his shitty house should beware of hidden cameras and also bananas! Yrag is a sick fuck who simply cannot be trusted. His obsession with these weird photos is well WEIRD! He continues to insult both me and you and he knows that will get him no where. Yrag is a LOSER and I strongly believe is very JEALOUS of me and your friendship. Yrag jerks off every night to porn and viagra. He really needs help Savanna. By the way my love I had a wonderful weekend at your place in Daytona. The sex with you absolutely takes my breathe away every time AND it is only getting better. See you soon love.
Douche bag city.
