Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=ZigBang1;3868914]I'm an old fart and haven't been to a club in many years. In my day nothing ever happened in the club but from what I'm gathering on here is that you can get BJ and more in the club. Anyone with some details on how this all works please PM me with some info on how to go about it and what to offer. Like others I'm tired of the escort run around and deception and over pricing for piss poor performance. Happy to get sucked off at a club if its not too risky etc.[/QUOTE]You can get action in the clubs but if "over pricing for piss poor performance" is an issue, I would caution you not to get your hopes up. The club prices are higher and time is shorter. Usually 3 songs length.

[QUOTE=Streetwize;3868915]You can get action in the clubs but if "over pricing for piss poor performance" is an issue, I would caution you not to get your hopes up. The club prices are higher and time is shorter. Usually 3 songs length.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZigBang1;3868914]I'm an old fart and haven't been to a club in many years. In my day nothing ever happened in the club but from what I'm gathering on here is that you can get BJ and more in the club. Anyone with some details on how this all works please PM me with some info on how to go about it and what to offer. Like others I'm tired of the escort run around and deception and over pricing for piss poor performance. Happy to get sucked off at a club if its not too risky etc.[/QUOTE]Club action is available in many clubs. I find you'll pay a pretty penny at the nicer ones. Warm the girl up with dances and drinks downstairs, pay off the house, pay the girl upstairs, accept whatever bullshit runaround she has going on and get your 3-4 song score.

At shittier clubs, just take her back, feel her penis while she's sucking you and call it a day.

But in all seriousness, champagne room action is the best thing there is for me. The dim lights, the music, the outfits. I love a girl that really knows how to dance and grind on you and when they go all the way, good god damn.

[QUOTE=TerryGoodTimes;3868446]I had a very relaxing visit to lusty today. Dark hair chick. Not bad looking. Quick and cheap. I am about done with escorts now.[/QUOTE]Now that we're all in suspense, what was her name??

[QUOTE=Longjon77;3869799]Now that we're all in suspense, what was her name??[/QUOTE]I don't remember her name. Maybe like Jenny or something. She was not showing tits because she had a surgery or something. I will be honest I was not paying attention. If I wanted to hear about a girl's problems I would date one. Anyway not bad looking in the shit lighting they have and she gave my little buddy a nice effective kiss. I was very happy and she gave me her number to setup some home visits. I will see her again. I have not been out to the clubs in 6 years and I can remember why I stopped. All in all it was cheap then I normally spend on skip the game. And less fear of getting murdered or robbed. I will assume it's hit or miss because I just got a HJ from a Lynn at cw. That was subpar. Not because it was not effective because it was but because she kept breathing in my face and her breath had the sent of mints and shit. Plus I don't like HJ. I always feel like I do a more complete job. Her I would not see again. I should have trusted my instincts.

[QUOTE=Ddave1939;3869067]At shittier clubs, just take her back, feel her penis while she's sucking you and call it a day.[/QUOTE]That's just funny!

[QUOTE=Ddave1939;3869067]But in all seriousness, champagne room action is the best thing there is for me. The dim lights, the music, the outfits. I love a girl that really knows how to dance and grind on you and when they go all the way, good god damn.[/QUOTE]I agree but the club life just isn't my thing anymore. I probably should, check on take out, get a number or two and give 'them a try. But I just got to realize the same performance issues surface sooner or later. Unicorns are out there I'm sure.

Tig.

[QUOTE=Ddave1939;3869067]

But in all seriousness, champagne room action is the best thing there is for me. The dim lights, the music, the outfits. I love a girl that really knows how to dance and grind on you and when they go all the way, good god damn.[/QUOTE]Not trying to brag here at all, but Ddave your quote there totally reminded me of the time I was legit dating a stripper irl and that used to be my favorite game with her. She'd get all dressed up, do her hair and make up and we'd turn down all the lights in my living room and turn on some music. I'd sit on the couch and then she'd proceed to give me lap dances until I was hard and then she'd just put me inside her and grind away until I popped. Talk about heaven on Earth. The fun didn't last long (the relationship I should say) as these kinds of things always go sour in a hurry. Drugs, lies, and nothing but heartache. Wish I could find that kind of situation in a club but from where I'm at there's nothing. I hear Detroit is the place to be for strip clubs.

[QUOTE=ZigBang1;3868914]I'm an old fart and haven't been to a club in many years. In my day nothing ever happened in the club but from what I'm gathering on here is that you can get BJ and more in the club. Anyone with some details on how this all works please PM me with some info on how to go about it and what to offer. Like others I'm tired of the escort run around and deception and over pricing for piss poor performance. Happy to get sucked off at a club if its not too risky etc.[/QUOTE]You can go to Lusty's and OGD and you don't even have to go to the private room to get a BJ. I walked into Lusty's on a Saturday afternoon and the first thing I saw when I walked in was a guy sitting in the first seat by the door getting blown. He was facing the door so there was no doubt.

At OGD, you can get a BJ at the corner table by the pool table. I saw that happen yesterday.

Can anyone PM me about how much cash I need on hand to obtain the aforementioned services at Lusty?

So I ventured out to akron to see if there was anything to be had at Lusty or OGD.

Let me say now, there probably was. There was a guy all but being blown at the bar. But fellas, I got to tell you. As dives go, this was one of the diviest dives I've ever dived into. That place was disgusting. I turned around and left after a quick walk around the place. One of the strippers was on crutches. I decided quickly this was not my scene, and that ended my night. I saw maybe one girl in there that was capable of giving me an erection. I will not return.

[QUOTE=Gwydion;3879539]So I ventured out to akron to see if there was anything to be had at Lusty or OGD.

Let me say now, there probably was. There was a guy all but being blown at the bar. But fellas, I got to tell you. As dives go, this was one of the diviest dives I've ever dived into. That place was disgusting. I turned around and left after a quick walk around the place. One of the strippers was on crutches. I decided quickly this was not my scene, and that ended my night. I saw maybe one girl in there that was capable of giving me an erection. I will not return.[/QUOTE]I forget which it was, but a few mos ago I wandered into Akron to one of them. Walk in the door, bar is off to your left and runs the entire wall.

Definitely too low-rent for my tastes.

[QUOTE=Gwydion;3879213]Can anyone PM me about how much cash I need on hand to obtain the aforementioned services at Lusty?[/QUOTE]This is the Autumn special dance. She is only there on Saturdays as the bartender. But she will do her special suck it at the bar for $20.

[QUOTE=Gwydion;3879213]Can anyone PM me about how much cash I need on hand to obtain the aforementioned services at Lusty?[/QUOTE]30-60 you are happy. 60-100 you are ecstatic.

I've been blown 3 times at Lusty. The best was "Tanna", 40's white girl a little chunky, not bad looking. I got a $5 bar dance which featured titty sucking and johnson rubbing. I asked about a BBBJ and was quoted $50. We went behind the curtain and did the deed. I gave her 70 for a good job. I'd like to meet a girl there who will do a BBBJ in the bar in the open. We'll see.

[QUOTE=Gwydion;3879539]So I ventured out to akron to see if there was anything to be had at Lusty or OGD.

Let me say now, there probably was. There was a guy all but being blown at the bar. But fellas, I got to tell you. As dives go, this was one of the diviest dives I've ever dived into. That place was disgusting. I turned around and left after a quick walk around the place. One of the strippers was on crutches. I decided quickly this was not my scene, and that ended my night. I saw maybe one girl in there that was capable of giving me an erection. I will not return.[/QUOTE]Only one girl on crutches? It must have been a slow night!

[QUOTE=HotDog51;3879937]This is the Autumn special dance. She is only there on Saturdays as the bartender. But she will do her special suck it at the bar for $20.[/QUOTE]Does she work days or nights? What does she look like? And thanks!