The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2505597]Doesn't he have a warm spot to go stick his Carrot in (Faguar) intead of crushing on us?

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Savanna I was not a part of this great forum when this ass clown was around. From what I hear he was an idiot and from what I have read in his posts, seriously in need of mental health help! Compulsive LIAR and just a shitty person!

He begs like a child to come back to board and then insults the one person who can make that happen. This FAGUAR is a JOKE and a retard!! The jag effect!! LOL! Now that was funny!!

Checkmate.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2505818]Right review
Checkmate.[/QUOTE]Grandma Swaggs, you brought that old review out of the closet! It's a full year and a half old darling.

On the other hand, I've seen that March 2015 mugshot of you with the double (almost triple) chins, and today I wouldn't even fuck you with Sissy Chrissy's dick!

CTFU!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2506607]Grandma Swaggs, you brought that old review out of the closet! It's a full year and a half old darling.

On the other hand, I've seen that March 2015 mugshot of you with the double (almost triple) chins, and today I wouldn't even fuck you with Sissy Chrissy's dick!

CTFU![/QUOTE]You got caught in your lie and now you're trying to backtrack! LOL! You old secret photo taking piece of shit!

Smh.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2507249]Not too long a go in a town with hustlers, thieves, forest do boys and want to be rappers granny swag got a call from whom she thought was a friend. He said he needed a favor for a friend that worked at Rachel's. She needed a girl for a friend of hers that was in town staying off Douglas. I wasn't feeling it and he wouldn't be ready till around 2 am to. I did the famous go silent LOL. Next day I get an oops text from PartyMarty saying " It's not a ducking military secret, either it happened or not". So then he starts messaging me LOL to do damage control. But granny reads all threads even the gang bang thread. So my instinct was right when I asked dude if his handle was Jethrow as he did introduce himself as jeff in his texts. Then the review saying dissed him and accused him of being another monger. The end.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2507239]Which one is giving heads up on company? Seems every time when an investigation is ready to swoop in mysteriously they never find anything. Like the dope boy chew at suburban, hell the police parked in front of his door foor months and guess what, nothing. Maybe he's a short buff guy and I am guessing he'd have a name like Jacob. JizzSceams and PartyFarty are lucky to have a bro like that. The end.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2507229]PartyPimpMarty And his butt buddy NedleyScamdingo with their fake adds, beware contacting the ad, you most likely will get a message that you have been reported on a site as trying to pick up a escort and if you pay a ridiculous amount then they will remove it.

Assholes go fuck yourselves.

Checkmate.[/QUOTE]I know I tell you this quite often but I really do enjoy reading your posts! You by far are the best poster on this board. Pimpmarty, Pimpbishop, Pimpvino etc. Is there a pattern? Fake want to be pimps and scumbags! I do not think any of this surprises you love. Hey have you seen meth mouth lately?

Douche bag city.

This question was raised in another thread and I thought it was a pretty good question. Here is my personal opinion. Service Providers that provide shitty service, have a shitty and nasty attitude, fail to deliver on promised services, pussies STINK like fish, bad breathe and overall horrible hygiene and watch the clock DESERVE a bad fucking review! These beitches will definitely get one from me! So all you cowards and white knights out there sticking up for these shitty SP'S can go eat a dick! If a SP deserves a shitty review by all means post it asap! One SP on here refused to give a monger his ten bucks change because in here view that's not the way it works! Bad review all day long!

Douche bag city!

That cheap fuck I work for won't give me a raise and pussy is getting more and more expensive down here (it's up to like 45 bucks an hour) so I had an idea.

How many of you sick fucks would buy USASG Corespondent hat's, t-shirts, mugs, cock rings or whatever.

And how many of the ladies I love would by t-shirts that said USASG Certified 100% PUTA t-shirts and thongs for pictures?

Not USA Sex Guide (though I guess we could offer both if you have the balls to wear it) just USASG?

[QUOTE=SpermSac73;2507514]I only see escorts and this jag guy seemed to mainly review rub girls and regularly promoted the local rub establishments. So, I had little use for his reviews, though I must admit that I did enjoy reading his comments. I also found him to be incredibly self absorbed and narcissistic. I also thought he was a pompous, conceited and arrogant prick. My question is, how was he able to write almost 1000 seemingly authentic reviews, if he was a liar? I would think he would have been called out and banned after only writing his first few reviews. This is just my opinion.[/QUOTE][BLUE]We don't ban guys for lying. The USASG doesn't warrant any of the info on this site. It's a free site so any douchebag can register a name. (And let me tell you, we have a few of them)

It's up to the members to be smart enough to read more than one review and try and find the truthiness in them.

A2[/BLUE]

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I actually thought this was pretty funny, do it again without the part about grade school.

Remember this site is about commercial sex.

Use some picture with grown up chicks wearing school girl costumes or something.

A2

Chris don't jump on this like he is some kind of pedophile or something. This is me bending over backwards, being nearly unreasonable, to protect the site, not because he posted something grossly inappropriate. Accusations of that issue need to be reserved for when it's real, it's never a joke or fodder for the stupid bullshit in here.[/blue]