Good good post.... I can cosign all he said...
Umm, can you translate what he said to modern English also?
Ya want da best follow diz advice
I been reading a lot of post & seem to me you fellow taxi drivers are paying 2 much for 2 little. Ima teach yall da game peep this, if a s/w catch ya eye don't stop immediately keep cruisin. Stopping immediately shows desperate needs & da s/w know this. I've seen guys pay 0. 5 for the same s/w I paid 0. 1 for only 30min lata. I know cause I talk to a lot of the s/w & they tell me they usually get 0. 5 but since I'm cute (excuse) they will take my 0. 1. Fellow taxi drivers you are the ones who determine the rate allwayz remember that. Promise them a little tip if they do a good job & you will get the performance of a lifetime. I'm curious about FIB because I've seen a few sexy s/w that id like to sample but I'm not paying more than 0. 2 for the service. This little sexy s/w on FIB invited me in her room & as soon as I told her I got to get my pistol outta the taxi for safety reasons before I enter her room she told me I was safe, but I told her I never go in a room without my buddy she then told me forget it. Listen up Fellas this was a gank move she was going to pull. I always do this when dealing with room situations most the time its cool but if she rejects you then something is wrong. Face it s/ws are bout cash so if they real they don't mind you been safe especially when they got the thugs & pimps watchin ova them. A true playa knows when to walk away. I don't take risk on these city streets & I advise yall not to either. Another thing if you really want a sexy s/w thats stripper fine cruise by the strip clubz bout 20 min after they close. I've meet a few dancers trickin for $ after the club close. Lat night I fueled the taxi up & saw this s/w walking from a club didn't know if she was L/E she was sexy as heell so I pulled over & asked if she needed a ride. The S/W said yes then asked if I was the L/E which I'm not. She then took me up on my ride but once inside she kept asking me to tell her what I wanted. My Fellow riders neva, neva, eva blurt out what services you might want if she was L/E youll be and cuffs. I politely told her I was juz giving her a ride to her destination. Eventually she reached over grabbed my hand & put it on her beaver. I started rubbing it then I knew she wasnt L/E. My point to all this is use a little common sense plus a whole lotta hustle tactics & you will save plenty $ plus get better service from the S/W.
Street Patois vs. Standard Written English
[QUOTE]Ima teach yall da game peep this . . . . Listen up Fellas this was a gank move she was going to pull.[/QUOTE]"Excuse me stewardess. I speak jive."
Barbara Billingsley
"Airplane" (1980)