Massage Parlor Reports

$90 is the rate, options are extra. I was quoted 60 to see the cans, but she settled for 40 when I was there yesterday. They were ginormous! So much so that they had some sag to them. Kind of unfortunate given that she was in her 20s. Please no PMs asking for her name, I didn't pay attention when the receptionist blurted it out. Unless the girl is drop dead gorgeous, I don't make a point of remembering a name. However, for those who are curious, she's short, shoulder length light brown hair, not fat but not thin either. I'll call her athletic. I'm guessing she's Polish. Pretty good teasing massage, flip was okay. She wasn't as mechanical as others I've experienced there. Best massage, in my opinion, is at CTM. However, the therapists at Lisunia are more attractive. I wish I could get the best of both worlds there, but thus far it hasn't happened.

[QUOTE=Hobby Lover][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/478558226.html[/url]

I went here a couple of weeks ago. I think its called Lisonia or something like that.

Made arrangements and showed up. It was a decent looking hispanic woman there. I'd guess mid 20's. I went in the steam shower but they didn't have one of those zipped up bags to put your things. She gave me a plastic bag like you get at Jewel or Walgreens.

After the steam shower I went into the room and she was very cool. Not friendly at all. She gave a really good massage though. Clearly she has training and it felt good. She kept things covered though so I could tell that I wasn't going to have extras.

After the flip and she massaged the front she asked me if I wanted more and I said that I would. She said she doesn't do that but other girls there do. For that you ask for a sensual massage.

She said for the ending I could have a choice of another steam shower or a table shower and I elected the table shower. It was perfunctory.

No extras but a damn good massage. I bet the massage itself was about an hour long not including the showers It cost 65.00 and I did give her a 15. tip.

She said the 'sensual' massages cost 95. I have no idea what type of tip is required. She said they are well less than an hour long.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]After seeing a couple of posts on Aries I decided to TOFTT.

Overall I would have to say that my experience wasn't good. Aries is a HMS with no customer service skills at all. When I went, there was only one girl, Sara.

The door charge was .4 which was nice and low, the quality of the massage was also low. Not really a massage as much as just light touching which is okay for the tease but not the whole massage. She used lotion, not oil then wiped me down with paper towels! Hard scratchy paper towels! After that we discussed some further options, she wanted .5 for HJ and another .5 for topless. I declined both and asked her how much for a BJ or FS, she said that wasn't available. We finally agreed on .4 for the HJ. She let me grab her butt but that was the extent of the wandering. For the cleanup, she tried using paper towels again, but I grabbed the real towel used to cover up with off the table and used it instead. She also had this spray bottle of something what was really cold that she first sprayed on her hands to wash them and then sprayed on me and the towel for the cleanup. Smelled like seabreeze or some kind of camphor/menthol mixture in water. Not so bad actually, smelled kind of nice, just really really cold!

The atmosphere wasn't great. Nice music but a couple of weird things, there was a light up door bell in the massage room connected to an old fashioned bell and a suspicious mirror that was nailed flat to the wall on all sides, looked like two way glass. You know that reflective but not really a mirror type stuff.

If you like overprice options after a not so great massage then go to Lisuinas, the women are hotter and the atmosphere is great! I would advise to pass on Aries!

After all that, here is my summary on Aries:
Atmosphere: 4
Massage: 5
Attitude: 3 (very mechanical)
Looks: 5
Options: very few, and not worth the asking price![/QUOTE]

Gee. An overpriced hispanic place. Who'da thunk?

Had a pleasant visit to B & B yesterday morning, just as they opened. Saw Annie. After pleasant interaction, a stranger came into B & B acting a bit bizarre. Given the absence of total enclosure for the massage room, I heard conversations with him. All in all, it made me a bit uncomfortable. Left a bit more rushed than I wanted.

Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"

I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.

Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.

reply on board or PM is cool too.

TIA,
NWBG

Alright, so I was downtown and wanted some relief from a hottie. This girl posts on CL frequently and uses various photos. I found out that the face shot that she periodically uses is not her. She also uses a photo of a girl in a swim suit in the lake with the face blurred out (that's her), and also uses a torso shot in a bikini (I believe that's her actual photo as well). Her tag lines vary from massage with happy ending to petite blonde massage and sensual massage. Anyhow, through a little bit of research (unfortunately after I already saw her) I found that she had some TER reports under the name of Sara. They're not great reviews -- for a good reason. Although she is attractive with a pretty smokin' body (if you like firm, petite, thin girls), she's in her early-mid 30s and has a cute face. She charges alot ($200) and all you get is a very crummy wristy. Honestly, it was one of the worst that I've ever had. You're allowed to massage her if you're into that, but you don't get to touch any of her goodies and her lingerie remains firmly intact. Sadly I can't recommend this girl. No doubt she's kind of hot, but her service is extremely disappointing and mechanical. It was not remotely sensual as she advertises it to be, and she's kind of cold. An absolute waste of talent at an exorbitant price.

Wow! you lucky bastard! I need to train my wife... what did you tell her? LOL!

[QUOTE=NWBurbGuy]Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"

I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.

Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.

reply on board or PM is cool too.

TIA,
NWBG[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I dont know about 4 hand massage, but I have seen Laura twice. They were both excellent theraputic massages. She has very good technique. I plan on seeing her again as my back is feeling a little bit out of whack. She really does know what she is doing. I suppose all you can do is ask for the 4 hand. I have had them a couple of times and it is a great way to unwind.[/QUOTE]

I've had both. Dana is the more liberal of the two, but laura is the more attractive and talentd. The one bad thing about USG is that as soon as a place gets named on here, it's impossible to get last minute appointments! More people read this site than you realize.

Called Lisunia to book and found that my favorite girl Ivonna was not working. Since I do like variety I thought I would try and see if I'd get something new and interesting. Alas it was not to be. When I arrived I actually got to pick from two girls Angelic and Maggie. (that's never happened before, I may have got to pick because I go there rather frequently and Lucy was at the counter so.) Anyway it didn't matter because I picked Angelic who looked like she had a bigger set of tits. Fell into the ol' tit trap. Asked for the table shower first and it was totally uninspired, then came what I can only assume was some kind of massage but just amounted to? Well it felt like she was dusting a coffee table. Anyway not only was it lousy but it lasted all of 5 minutes and then she asked me to turn over. (20 minutes all in, with Ivonna I get 40 minutes + minimum) She started right into the HJ and as I was not being properly excited I asked if she minded if I touched a little which naturally lead to her asking for the. 6 for topless. As bad business men usually do I threw bad money after bad and said sure. While she did have a nice set of tits that were firm (probably a small C) it just cost me more and she didn't get any more into her work. She did finish the job but the whole time I kept thinking to myself this is what I'm getting for 1. 5?

Anyway the point of the post was not to slam Lisunia (I will be back again soon) but just to let everyone know that Angelic is no Ivonna. What these spa owners need to do is get the good massage girls to train the others then us customers can have booth variety and good service most of the time.

If anyone has had Maggie and can give a thumbs up or down on her I would greatly appreciate the info.

[QUOTE=Whisper2000] More people read this site than you realize.[/QUOTE]

Oh no, I know how many people look. Post a picture and see how many views it gets. Click on my name, look at my past reports and see how many views they have.

I go to Ocean twice a month, you poor saps don't know how to read between the lines. The place is very nice, it's designed like a maze, and set up where seekers do not see each other.

The first time I went I was a little dissapointed but having the conversation with the girl Tasha I knew there was more to the place, so I went back a week later. The girl Tasha told the front desk girl that I had been there before, so I ended up seeing Nikki she was alot more friendlier, I asked her about the stripper poles in the day room she told me they were not stripper poles they were fitness poles, I asked her to show me how they work she did so with me joining her on the stage. I could tell that she was alot more relaxed and a whole lot friendlier, after that she took me to my private room and she was even more sociable. I asked her why I was not treated this way by tasha, she told me that maybe tasha felt I was LE in the beginning. Nikki has long legs and shes able to put both legs behind her head, this she showed me on the table. Anyway the secret is in the the body scrub with jacuzzi. They have different girls all the time I have not seen all of them maybe only a hand few, also I like that they do not let gangbanger in the place this was told to me by the latino girl ashley. They have locks on all the room doors, they don't do massages they do mud baths and body scrubs, just tell them you don't want the mud bath only the body scrub with the jacuzzi, oh by the way the cameras are dummies that was told to me by the long legged blond girl nikki. As for the day passes I've been told they are hard to get and that they are very expensive but if you have one you are able to come to the night event they have when they are closed to the public I'm still waiting on mine.

Well I hope this helps.

[QUOTE=NWBurbGuy]Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"

I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.

Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.

reply on board or PM is cool too.

TIA,
NWBG[/QUOTE]

Rent a hotel room, and get an Outcall massage.

I think you had better stay away from massage parlors, local or in Vegas. Your are an experienced massage parlor hobbyist, and you absolutely do not want your experience in the parlors to be obvious to your wife - Imagine if she thinks "how come he's not nervous like I am?".

Hunter,

Your post sounds way to complicated for my simple needs. I want to walk through a door and into a room and work things out the way should be worked out, you know, toss up a few suggestions and see if anything sticks, some friendly ass grabbing...communication.

I heard Ocean air is a dead end...they are doing something wrong and if they make it too DIFFICULT, to get the necessary service, lots of folks are gonna go somewhere else. From what I've seen of their ads, one phone call I made, and the word of a friend of mine...they sound a lot like a self service jack shack. Whatever floats your boats though, enjoy.

Kind of an oddball first post though considering the Ocean air subject was posted weeks ago. Sounds almost like someone at Ocean Air got wind of those old posts and decided to try to put out a fire. You should have just written a stellar review of Ocean air, that would have been a lot more believeable. This girl can put her legs behind her head? What else did she do is what we want to know? Gymnastics demonstrations are fine but,,,what the hell comes next?? ping pong lessons?

"and by the way the cameras are dummies"

LOL, that's comforting.

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Hunter,

After reading your posts, I think I have totally missed whatever it was that was "between the lines" of their website ad. Your suggestion to avail of the "body scrub & jacuzzi" is good. You also mentioned this is where the secret is. Can you share this "body scrub & jacuzzi" experience of yours? You dont have to mention names, just share what kind of fun stuff did happen to you. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hands]Fork,

Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.[/QUOTE]
Arent we having this discussion in another thread about newbies who come on this board and flame others?

Hey guys,

I was just there today for turkey day family is in Fl anyway nice place. service was nice and place was clean. Thats a plus I hate these shacks that are dirty. I know some one said they closed but they are open and they have a nice vietnamese and spanish selection. I will be back. $80 door and $50 tip

Jizz

Hey,

Are any massage parlors having the BF Doorbuster sale. Just kidding.

Happy Thanksgiving to all Mongers. Here I go to Best buy.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hands]Fork,

Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.[/QUOTE]Another interpretation is that Hunter Hands works for Ocean Air and that is why this newbie is putting out these messages. Maybe it is just a coincidence that OA is getting bad press here.

Anyway, I think I will continue to avoid this place. That seems like the most reasonable approach to me.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hands]Fork,

Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.[/QUOTE]

Hey Hunter -

So, in your first post you call us "saps" and in your second post you call us "stupid". Numb-nuts-newbie.

Neither of your posts mentioned having actual sex. Try it, you might like it.

Bend It

Greetings fellow mongers!

I’m writing this for all the newbie’s who are just recently joining the community. The best way to learn the ropes is to RTFF. Because what you’ll learn here and in the archives are pearls of wisdom and experience to invaluable to skip over.

But if your inpatient and in a hurry, read on!

I found out the hard way a long time ago how things work in the pleasure industry, which is probably why Jackson created this forum, to promote safe clean mongering interaction between both parties, that of the givers and the receivers.

One way I found to get straight to business is that at or near the end of my massage therapy session, taking into account that nothing had happened up to this point and the verbal interaction I’d shared with the therapist up to this point. The quickest, crudest way that always worked (or didn’t) for me was to gently grab her wrist and position the massage therapist hand directly on the area I desired to be massaged. This would immediately illicit one of two responses, a smile or a frown. If I received a smile and her hand lingered in position, I would immediately begin negotiations on fee for services rendered. If a frown was received I would let go and act as if it never happened.

After you’re a regular, life is great. That is until a LEO forces you to once again TOFTT to find your next closest escape haven. There are more subtle ways to achieve the same goal. Watch this video for some great tips.

[url]http://www.ifilm.com/video/2898358[/url]

Massage Man 2

A few of these local Chi-town threads have gotten unfriendly, lately. lol Let's stop it.

Does anyone remember Brandy, the authentic massage therapist, who offered a happy ending at her apartment. She had a spiderman outfitted bathroom. I saw her almost a year ago and thought she did a great massage with a nice finish. Does anyone have her contact info? If so, then please PM me or reply here.

I am in Downtown chicago for the week for RSNA meeting at the McCormick. I wanted to see a massage therapist who offers happy ending. Can anyone recommend a nice person? I want to see a pleasant-looking, fit therapist who has a warm personality. Please PM or reply here.

Thanks in advance,

Michael

her website went down about 6 months ago...
massagebybrandydotcom

Can anyone recommend a good outcall service? I am staying downtown tonight.

[QUOTE=Bullshit]her website went down about 6 months ago...
massagebybrandydotcom[/QUOTE]

Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.

Well I decided to make a trip to the China Town area today to sample the offerings.

First stop Xenia. Usual door fee and was taken to the room by Cici. Very good massage and HS was there on the flip. tip of 30.

Second stop.. something Heavans Spa on Ashland. Very small room, standard door fee. Massage was given by a cute Asian. HS was there on the flip and table shower followed. 30 tip.

Not bad for a rainy day in Chicago.

It's true, Brandy left the business.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have her contact info? Please PM me if you can. I have seen her before and would love to hook up again.

Thanks in advance.

Michael

Another site had some reviews of this place called touch massage near ohare. The reviews were all by the same guy which raised a flag. Any info on this spot?

Thanks

Just got back from Maple apt. Girl was pretty 20 something Thai which is fairly rare, so I thought I would report. Some of the nicest natural C's I have ever seen with pretty tight bod. Just don't expect much of a massage and whatever you do, don't make her laugh; the teeth are not good. Was rushed a little, but nice girl. Spaced and didn't get name or departure date, sorry about that.

- Slim

I'm new to this, just wondering how I get an appointment at the apt.

Went there a couple of times and every time they try to ask extra for hs than the usual tip. I always play dumb and say that's all I brought, to which they reply. "remember next time, then! " Hah! Standard door fee for 1 hr. Be aware of this and don't walk in there with more than you are willing or want to spend.

I made a first time visit to Relax yesterday evening. I paid my 55 to the receptionist at the counter and was presented with my ‘masseuse’ for the next hour. I was astonished by what I saw. There stood a person who was dressed in men’s style blue jeans and and a man’s scruffy cold weather jacket. She (I assumed she was female, but was not completely sure) led me to a massage room, and in a detached manner told me to place my clothes on the hook. At this point I came to my senses and said to myself there’s no way I’m going to get a massage by this one. So I went back to the counter and told the receptionist to never mind and to give me my money back, saying I’ll come back later. The receptionist then replied, "What the matter? You no like? . We have other girl". At that moment a very young and beautiful Chinese lady emerged from the back, looked at me with a pretty smile and said "I give you massage".

Well, me being a man of sound mind and good judgement said. . ‘OK! ’.

Her name was Annie. The massage was excellent. She started out by placing a large warm, dry towel on my back and then after checking with me first, began to walk on my back using the metal support bars that are attached to the ceiling. The walk was great, with the pressure being just right. She got all the kinks out. I asked her how much does she weigh and she said "120 lb" My estimate was that she was more like 105 lbs. Although she was little, her hands seemed to be as strong as mine.

Annie won a few points with me for complimenting me on my flat stomach. She gave a massage that I would rate as a 9. It would have been a ten but she refused to massage my feet. I don’t know why because I was freshly bathed and with clean clothes on. Anyway, I didn’t mind a whole lot since rest of the massage left me very, very happy.

I left 40 on the massage table and she sent me off with a cup of water, a piece of candy, a lovely smile and a nice hug.

Looks 9, Attitude 10, Massage 9 I will definitely repeat.

There's another Mercy Acupuncture on North Michigan.

They have a website also. Got HJ for only 20.

[QUOTE=Just Give]I'm new to this, just wondering how I get an appointment at the apt.[/QUOTE]

Pick up a copy of Chicago After Dark or Gentlemen's Pages at your favorite skin flick place. Pick a number and call.

Gave Mystique a call last week for a last minute massage. Not the most therapeutic I've had, but the flip was certainly relaxing and enjoyable. In fact, her technique was quite nice. No rushing and she seemed to be quite conscientious on one particular knot that I had. I got the impression that she'd check the old prostate, but since I'm just shy of the recommended age for such an exam, I declined.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Pick up a copy of Chicago After Dark or Gentlemen's Pages at your favorite skin flick place. Pick a number and call.[/QUOTE]
CAD has the Maple apt. Another good way to find apts is search for 160 on Craigslist.

Stopped at the Relax last evening for the first time since the staff changed and was surprised that the staff changing wasn't the only modification. Younger girls, but now NO extras at all. I realized early on that something wasn't right when my advances were met with giggles and a step out of the way. Then we had the keeping the towel in place, but distinctly went out of the way to ensure that there was no contact. Chicago sucks and not in a good way.....

Kiki is outstanding.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I made a first time visit to Relax yesterday evening. I paid my 55 to the receptionist at the counter and was presented with my ‘masseuse’ for the next hour. I was astonished by what I saw. There stood a person who was dressed in men’s style blue jeans and and a man’s scruffy cold weather jacket. She (I assumed she was female, but was not completely sure) led me to a massage room, and in a detached manner told me to place my clothes on the hook. At this point I came to my senses and said to myself there’s no way I’m going to get a massage by this one. So I went back to the counter and told the receptionist to never mind and to give me my money back, saying I’ll come back later. The receptionist then replied, "What the matter? You no like? . We have other girl". At that moment a very young and beautiful Chinese lady emerged from the back, looked at me with a pretty smile and said "I give you massage".

Well, me being a man of sound mind and good judgement said. . ‘OK! ’.

Her name was Annie. The massage was excellent. She started out by placing a large warm, dry towel on my back and then after checking with me first, began to walk on my back using the metal support bars that are attached to the ceiling. The walk was great, with the pressure being just right. She got all the kinks out. I asked her how much does she weigh and she said "120 lb" My estimate was that she was more like 105 lbs. Although she was little, her hands seemed to be as strong as mine.

Annie won a few points with me for complimenting me on my flat stomach. She gave a massage that I would rate as a 9. It would have been a ten but she refused to massage my feet. I don’t know why because I was freshly bathed and with clean clothes on. Anyway, I didn’t mind a whole lot since rest of the massage left me very, very happy.

I left 40 on the massage table and she sent me off with a cup of water, a piece of candy, a lovely smile and a nice hug.

Looks 9, Attitude 10, Massage 9 I will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]

Nice job and lesson to all. If you don't like the first one that is given to you ask for another or leave. No reason you should spend 100 hard earned dollars on someone named Pat.