The Prickyard

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2965551]No misunderstanding. I was just trying fit in a comment about nailing ladies of all races. Still have Indian (of the Subcontinent variety) on the bucket list.[/QUOTE]Have you Nailed a green slave girl from the Orion galaxy yet. If not, I can get you in contact with them.

A tribute to The Coyote, the first SuperDuperContributor on that now defunct review site.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2965559]Have you Nailed a green slave girl from the Orion galaxy yet. If not, I can get you in contact with them.

A tribute to The Coyote, the first SuperDuperContributor on that now defunct review site.[/QUOTE]Admittedly I have never nailed a green slave girl from the Orion Galaxy nor knew they exist. But now that I know about them I don't see how I could possibly go another day without one!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2965470]Didn't you mean he pretty much already WTFF (Wrote The Fucking Forum)? Since over the years that's exactly what his previous handle did. Oh by the way, I guess some mongers don't know how to read Black, White, Blue and Red. I know most senior citizens on the board understood exactly what I was indicating. Hey Ilapp and TA2 did either of you have any trouble understanding me?[/QUOTE]I do NOT resemble that remark, and take serious offense to the accusation. I am nowhere NEAR senior CITIZEN status, Fuck you very much.

But yeah. Pretty much got it man.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2965770]I do NOT resemble that remark, and take serious offense to the accusation. I am nowhere NEAR senior CITIZEN status, Fuck you very much.

But yeah. Pretty much got it man.[/QUOTE]This from a guy who had the caption, "Yes, this is an old man sweater. Get over it" on his dating site picture! LOL!

Six whole days' no one one's pissing and moaning? Don't tell me all of you Dickheads are getting along.

I come here for education and entertainment. Oh hell who am I kidding I come here strictly for the entertainment.

[QUOTE=Bobup;2975205]Six whole days' no one one's pissing and moaning? Don't tell me all of you Dickheads are getting along.

I come here for education and entertainment. Oh hell who am I kidding I come here strictly for the entertainment.[/QUOTE]I shut them all down!

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2975235]I shut them all down![/QUOTE]I guess so. I'm thinking A2 could learn from you he had to declare martial law to restore peace in these parts.

[QUOTE=Bobup;2975254]I guess so. I'm thinking A2 could learn from you he had to declare martial law to restore peace in these parts.[/QUOTE]Perhaps we are the last two members. Everyone else passed away or uncle got 'them.

[QUOTE=Bobup;2975205]Six whole days' no one one's pissing and moaning? Don't tell me all of you Dickheads are getting along.

I come here for education and entertainment. Oh hell who am I kidding I come here strictly for the entertainment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2975235]I shut them all down![/QUOTE]The two of you can't be on this thread unless your fighting! If you want an online education or entertainment try the University of Phoenix or Netflix!

Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2975429]Perhaps we are the last two members. Everyone else passed away or uncle got 'them.[/QUOTE]Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2975531]Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]I met her sister the other day at Circuit City yesterday! She was just using an emptied out 16 oz glass Tab bottle to keep her prize. I got this kick ass stereo for all my albums when I was there! That CD player cost $900!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2975452]The two of you can't be on this thread unless your fighting![/QUOTE]Thanks FF I was unaware of this.

Sorry Lance but rules are rules; So. Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. I ask her what's she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Take that!

[QUOTE=Bobup;2975543]Thanks FF I was unaware of this.

Sorry Lance but rules are rules; So. Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. I ask her what's she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Take that![/QUOTE]Of course, I get it.

***** please, that joke's used more than your sister!

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2975531]Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]Um. I, um, er. Um.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2975531]Yesterday evening I was shopping at Service Merchandise, and as I was waiting for my purchase to come down the rollers, I struck up a conversation with the female employee whom I kept checking out. She told me she was struggling to make ends meet, and I told her that I'd be more than willing to help her out, and she readily agreed. It was right at closing time, so I waited for her to get off, grabbed my package and we left. (Huh, that sounded naughty!) I followed her back to her place, in a safe neighborhood. We went to her room and she said she'd give me oral for $. I agreed and off she went. I nutted in no time. Suddenly, she grabs a jar from under her bed, spits it all out into it, and puts it away. I was so impressed by the whole thing that I offered her another $ to do it again. She was more than happy to. This time, I shot even more. Again, she reaches under her bed, grabs the jar, and spits it all out inside. I asked her what exactly was she was doing, and she said that her and her sister were having a contest. Whoever filled their jar first got to drink the both of them.

And now you know the rest of the story. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]RFLMAO this made my friggin day LOL.

Some of y'all ain't right in the head.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2975540]I met her sister the other day at Circuit City yesterday! She was just using an emptied out 16 oz glass Tab bottle to keep her prize. I got this kick ass stereo for all my albums when I was there! That CD player cost $900![/QUOTE]If I had known you were going, I would've given you the " Buy one CD player and get a Betamax player half off " coupon. I already own one. I watch Cagney and Lacey on mine!

Regarding our conversation the other day I found what you've been searching for. No excuse now.

[QUOTE=Bobup;2976916]Regarding our conversation the other day I found what you've been searching for. No excuse now.[/QUOTE]Fishy smell, freckles and will swallow your hook if you dangle it right?

P.S. Need to fit a bobber in there somewhere.

Clarifying to Pbstumpy.

I don't need "jacking material" or any assistance in doing my homework on the board. You solicitated a negative response from m me by communicating your displeasure on me questioning your ability to share here.

I have always reported information that is helpful, not cryptic or snarky to other mongers.

I apologize to the rest of the members and A2 by even stooping to the level of discourse that assumed to you that I act like a child. I promise you I am not. I just try to be a helpful member and provide enough factsj that may or may not stop a guy from wasting hard earned money.

If by doing that, I'm a childish prick, then so be it.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2977400][blue][DeletedbyAdmin][/blue]b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue][/QUOTE]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.

I'm no lawyer or constitutional scholar, but I'm pretty sure the constitution guarantees freedom from the Government restricting your speech. This is a privately owned website, operating on a private server. The owners and their representatives can restrict the content as they see fit.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2981003]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2981003]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.[/QUOTE]Chelli you've been around a long time. This is not the USA, this is the United States of A2.

Dave.

[B]Don't you guys get it?[/B] Talk all you want about constitutions and such but please do it in the proper thread and that thread is the Prickyard. How many times does this have to be explained to all of you! Each thread has it's purpose [B]USE THEM CORRECTLY![/B].

For the sake of sanity to get some actual Escort Reviews back up to the top!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2980916]Emma, the UTR, is staying in town for a few days and she is one hot chick that likes being banged! Hope that helps get this thread back on track.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoldmansSack;2980997]I'll second the recommendation for Carisa. She is beautiful and very sweet.

I wasn't a fan of her place in Greenwood as there were sketchy dudes (not with her, just people in rooms near there) around looking too intently as I walked in. I will keep seeing her though for her combination of beauty, skills and innocence that UTRs sometimes have that you can't get elsewhere.[/QUOTE][B][red]GEEZ - [/red][/B] [RED]a mild expression used to show annoyance[/RED].

If you don't like what somebody says in a Escort, Backpage, Massage Parlor, Strip Club, etc thread then move it to [B][red]THIS THREAD[/red][/B]. [B]Do Not Argue[/B] on the other threads it clogs them up with BS! This really isn't that hard to do. So here is a step by step process.

1. Pick the post you want to quote.

2. Click on the "Reply with Quote" button on the right hand bottom portion of the post.

3. When the quoted post comes up. Use your mouse to highlight the entire quoted post you are wanting to quote.

4. Once Highlighted then use the mouse to copy, you can use cut also.

5. Go to a new tab and open up the Prickyard thread.

6. Click on "Add Report" at the top of the thread.

7. When the posting window appears then add a title. (unless of course you are MWdude who seldom has titles). Now paste the copied or cut post from the other thread into the posting area.

8. Add what you want to say just like a normal quoted post.

9. Hit the "Preview Report" button at the bottom right had portion of the post. This allows you to preview what your post will look like and make any changes.

10. Once you are satisfied with the post in the Prickyard then hit the "Upload Report" button at the bottom right hand portion of the post you are going to make.

It's really not that hard, unless you are Ilapp who has difficulty doing all of this from his phone!

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;2981003]Wow. Argumentative? So stating an opinion that a post is worthless because it dos not provide any info beyond someone saying they got some. Anyway, if you are now assessing infractions where you are judge jury and executioner please remove me from this site immediately. There's this little document called The Constitution which guarantees me free speech. I'll be damned if some egomaniac website administrator thinks he can overrule that. Ban me if it strokes your ego. I have provided way way way more info here than I have ever gotten so it's not like I need this site for anything.[/QUOTE]Your choice Chelli though I'm not going to ban you, you will have to just quit coming. You will be moderated going forward though.

You have no constitutional right to free speech on a private web site, nobody does. Well Jackson does because he owns it and private property is a constitutionally protected idea. You might want to actually read the constitution before you start quoting it.

Let me break it down for you and all the other special needs guys. Speech is indeed constitutionally protected from Government censorship, not all the time but generally speaking. We are not a government agency. You coming here and being an asshole like this is more like some guy coming to your house, sitting on your sofa, drinking your beer, and then telling you that you're an idiot and your old lady is ugly right before he shits on your sofa. Which may or may not be the truth but the point is, you can tell him to get the fuck out of your house if you want.

Now, I didn't tell you to get the fuck out of the house, all I'm asking you to do is shit in the bathroom and not the livingroom. If that makes you too butthurt or you find that unreasonably restrictive, then by all means find another playground. That goes for all of you guys here. You have a thread, right here, where you can tell anybody, including Jax and myself that they are an asshole, or stupid, or a fuckwad, douchebag, I really don't care what you want to call them so long as it doesn't have to do with their mom. What you can't do, ever, is do that stupid shit on a review thread.

A2.

Dammit! WHY am I always out of popcorn during the best ones? All I've ever wanted was to enjoy a nice hot bag of Orville Redenbacher, while watching a good fight. But no. I'm always out when it happens. I feel like dipping a wire brush in lacquer thinner, chucking it in my cordless drill, then reaming out my urethra as I hum the theme song to Hardcastle and McCormack.

Oh, and Freckle, if you ever teach Ilapp all those cool tricks with his phone, then maybe one of you two can show me. I'll even draw freckles on my back if it'll help.

Thanks for listening everyone.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2981253]

You have no constitutional right to free speech on a private web site, nobody does. Well Jackson does because he owns it and private property is a constitutionally protected idea. You might want to actually read the constitution before you start quoting it.

A2.[/QUOTE]My favorite part of this is how we're all basically engaged in criminal activity and colluding on ways to more efficiently and safely engage in said behavior. And yet he seems to think he has the right to express himself freely in this particular forum without censorship. It's like if I went to a strip club, slapped a stripper with my dick and then when the bouncer showed up I told him that I was engaging in constitutionally protected freedom of expression.

Or better yet a mafia goon telling the godfather he won't shut up because he has a constitutional right to say whatever he wants because this is MURICA goddamnit.

[QUOTE=EPhillips;2981334]My favorite part of this is how we're all basically engaged in criminal activity and colluding on ways to more efficiently and safely engage in said behavior. And yet he seems to think he has the right to express himself freely in this particular forum without censorship. It's like if I went to a strip club, slapped a stripper with my dick and then when the bouncer showed up I told him that I was engaging in constitutionally protected freedom of expression.

Or better yet a mafia goon telling the godfather he won't shut up because he has a constitutional right to say whatever he wants because this is MURICA goddamnit.[/QUOTE]The biggest part of any right is knowing when to exercise that right. If you want to protest against wearing fur and leather, protest the BMW driving crowd at the mall, not the Harley riding crowd at a biker rally.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2981016]Actually agree with most of what you're saying, I tell these girls all the time, I'm not hot, $$$ is hot. Since I guess you don't know me like some of the dudes that have been around and we fuck with each other, you'll probably never hear about Lauren, Brittany, Jess, Jan, Kate, Amber, Michelle, Amy and Anne, all super hot local spinners that are known to a few of the priveledged.[/QUOTE]Bob,

For the record, I sincerely appreciate any and all info you have given. A heart felt thank you is in order. While I have never laid eyes on your physical person, I can tell you are hot by how your personality shows in your writing. That's all I need to keep the candle lit on this bromance on this end. And I just happen to be saying this even if you never PM the numbers of any of these ladies (I like brunette spinners with maybe just a little extra booty). You are a super contributor and surely have more in your stable than even a man as great as yourself can handle. So if I can take a few of these off your hands (Blondes and black girls are good too), just let me know and I'll lend you a buddy assist.

Lance.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2981287]Dammit! WHY am I always out of popcorn during the best ones? All I've ever wanted was to enjoy a nice hot bag of Orville Redenbacher, while watching a good fight. But no. I'm always out when it happens. I feel like dipping a wire brush in lacquer thinner, chucking it in my cordless drill, then reaming out my urethra as I hum the theme song to Hardcastle and McCormack.

Oh, and Freckle, if you ever teach Ilapp all those cool tricks with his phone, then maybe one of you two can show me. I'll even draw freckles on my back if it'll help.

Thanks for listening everyone.[/QUOTE]Hey FF, do drawn in freckles count? Fake boobs still count in my book. Just wondering your thoughts on the subject. Freckle purist or you will take all the freckles you can get? Below are some pointers for that one lady you might know who has it all except that which is all for you!

[URL]http://m.wikihow.com/Fake-Cute-Freckles[/URL]

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2981444]Hey FF, do drawn in freckles count? Fake boobs still count in my book. Just wondering your thoughts on the subject. Freckle purist or you will take all the freckles you can get? Below are some pointers for that one lady you might know who has it all except that which is all for you!

[URL]http://m.wikihow.com/Fake-Cute-Freckles[/URL][/QUOTE]All that happens when I encounter a lady that follows the link you provided is me ending up with a tongue covered in sunless tanning products, eye liner and make up. None of which tastes very good, makes my tongue yellow, and pisses the lady off because I ruined her hours of fabrication. Besides do you have any idea how long it would take to cover the face, shoulders, back and chest using these guidelines?

There is no substitution for an extremely freckled woman. Now let Loreal try and recreate the freckles in the picture provided. Besides all makeup comes off when the cum goes on!

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2981444]Hey FF, do drawn in freckles count? Fake boobs still count in my book. Just wondering your thoughts on the subject. Freckle purist or you will take all the freckles you can get? Below are some pointers for that one lady you might know who has it all except that which is all for you!

[URL]http://m.wikihow.com/Fake-Cute-Freckles[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried this out on my Samuel Adams, and now he looks like Howdy Doody with smallpox.

I don't recommend.

Wait! I'm going to call him Mark Spitz from now on!

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2981725]So you found nothing useful in a post, with a link, informing everyone about the availability of a very well-reviewed provider, while reminding everyone the only way to contact her which will result in an appointment?

Would it have been better if he quoted his last review of Sabrina? Seems like that would just clutter it up more. Perhaps he should model his posting after your own posting history.[/QUOTE]I think it's comical that a bunch of anonymous people on the internet get into pissing matches and hold a grudge, I've been in plenty of word wars with other anons, however; I never remember the foes handle and share info the next day, but, hell. Guess I'm different.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2981640]I tried this out on my Samuel Adams, and now he looks like Howdy Doody with smallpox.

I don't recommend.

Wait! I'm going to call him Mark Spitz from now on![/QUOTE]Beats just peeling the label off while you drink from the bottle!

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2981856]Although there is another alternative: Tattoo freckles. FF, I have the feeling that you would still be able to tell the difference on a double blind taste test between real freckles and this alternative man made freckle creation.[/QUOTE]Tattoos don't [B]Pop Out[/B] in black lights like freckles do!

Oh BTW stop bantering with me please!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2982098]

Oh BTW stop bantering with me please![/QUOTE]It seems to some don't think posts other than link, price, menu belongs in the forum. I'm fairly (or grossly) guilty of fluff and banter outside of the yard. But it's not fighting so I've misinterpreted the grey area. So do we need a chatty Kathy thread? Perhaps we could call it the Indiana Hysterical Society? (Walked the canals Sunday thought of that when I went by the Indiana Historical Society).

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2982098]Tattoos don't [B]Pop Out[/B] in black lights like freckles do!

Oh BTW stop bantering with me please![/QUOTE]Black lights aren't always a good idea.

And from now on, all banter will be replaced by repartee.