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Maybe a little off-topic but then again maybe not. Here is a story I found interesting: "Wild Chimps Trade Meat for Sex"

[url]http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/200915/3412/Study-shows-how-[/url]

I don't know about you guys but I certainly can identify with some of the behavior these researchers found in the wild. I've seen it on K, in casino bars in AC, and before my divorce I used to see it all the time in my own house:

"Females who are bolder or are more relaxed around males will approach the male who is in possession of meat and try to take a piece of meat or immediately start eating from the carcass," lead author Cristina Gomes told Discovery News.

"The male will either not react to this and allow the female to eat, or will pull the meat away from the female, to which females usually react by screaming, crying or throwing a temper tantrum," added Gomes, a researcher in the Department of Primatology at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Biology.

"Female chimps that are unsuccessful in the attempt, or less bold in general, may resort to just sitting next to the male and whimpering, "occasionally touching the carcass or extending their cupped hand towards the male."

....Later in the article there's speculation on why all chimps aren't mongers and a comment about the experience many of us have had when certain damn chimps overpay for chimp pussy and ruin it for the rest of us guys: "Anthropologist Michael Gurven at the University of California at Santa Barbara believes "the study results are convincing." But, he added, they raise many important questions."

"If hunting and meat-sharing improve male mating success, why don't more males do it more frequently? If no additional benefits accrue by sharing minimal amounts to females, why do males share more than the minimum?" Gurven asked.

OK, we all know that little house that we all feel so comfortable
going to with our dates. Well I was informed that he got robbed
the other night. He only came after the home owner, but did
not venture upstairs.

But this should be something to consider when going there. Keep your
street smarts both coming and going from the house and dont become
brain dead while you pecker is getting sucked on, as you should always be
aware of things that could be happening outside or downstairs.

Confused by all the Nicoles and Nikkis? How many have you slept with? To find out just go to the newly updated renamed [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=6021]Photo Index[/url]. It's a tool that's sure to settle some arguments about who was who on the Avenue.

I've asked Jackson if he can remove the old thread of photo links, since all of the names are incorporated in the new thread.

We await Davey65's count of how many in the list he has known over the years. Thanks to all you photographers. And happy mongering!

Hello monger friends,

I will be visiting Philly next week for about 5 days, wanted to get some advice on the 'good' places to hit up. I am a fan of strip joints and MP's, dont mind the drive as long as the place is fun, but do understand YMMV. Any feedback will be greatly appreciated.

After all these years we should have known. Dark Phoenix has been luring women almost daily in broad daylight right at the corner of Boston and Kensington Avenue. Right in the midst of the neighborhood from which he has written so many of those clever reports.

You can see in the attached photos that he is indeed very [b]Dark[/b]. And his behavior, if you recall those times he left the forum and (fortunately) came back to reprise his conquests, is just like that of the mythological [b]Phoenix[/b] who always rose from it's own ashes with new life.

As I watched him flag down curious motorists this afternoon, I realized this was the same schmoozer we've been reading about here. One after another the lady drivers gazed into his big brown eyes. Then he smoothly passed a paper to them that obviously had his phone number...and perhaps one of the "big" measurements for which he is famous. Inevitably they all drove off with a huge grin on their face.

Well, sorry to blow your cover, Dark Phoenix. But I do have one piece of advice. We've all seen your occasional reports where, after describing a smooth pickup and some steamy embraces, you then report how the girl *grimaces* just as you are entering her. I wouldn't normally comment on such a personal matter. But looking at your photo there's a rather obvious solution to the problem: get a haircut!

[QUOTE=DukePV]After all these years we should have known. Dark Phoenix has been luring women almost daily in broad daylight right at the corner of Boston and Kensington Avenue. Right in the midst of the neighborhood from which he has written so many of those clever reports.

You can see in the attached photos that he is indeed very [b]Dark[/b]. And his behavior, if you recall those times he left the forum and (fortunately) came back to reprise his conquests, is just like that of the mythological [b]Phoenix[/b] who always rose from it's own ashes with new life.

As I watched him flag down curious motorists this afternoon, I realized this was the same schmoozer we've been reading about here. One after another the lady drivers gazed into his big brown eyes. Then he smoothly passed a paper to them that obviously had his phone number...and perhaps one of the "big" measurements for which he is famous. Inevitably they all drove off with a huge grin on their face.

Well, sorry to blow your cover, Dark Phoenix. But I do have one piece of advice. We've all seen your occasional reports where, after describing a smooth pickup and some steamy embraces, you then report how the girl *grimaces* just as you are entering her. I wouldn't normally comment on such a personal matter. But looking at your photo there's a rather obvious solution to the problem: get a haircut![/QUOTE]

You got me! No, but seriously, if you'd paid attention to Davy's movie, you'd know I never get out of my car in Kensington unless ordered to by the police. Too much dirt and schmutz for me, thanks, and I just plain stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd down there. Far too Jewy.

And in case you hadn't noticed, I've been deliberately omitting any references to size in my posts - keeping it to the plain vanilla facts, although I think my older posts were more stylistically engaging. However, if push came to shove, I can produce an affidavit supporting my claims. One of the more recent seniors on the board has usurped that role and all the flaming that comes with it. He's welcome to it.

[QUOTE=DukePV]Confused by all the Nicoles and Nikkis? How many have you slept with? To find out just go to the newly updated renamed [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=6021]Photo Index[/url]. It's a tool that's sure to settle some arguments about who was who on the Avenue.

I've asked Jackson if he can remove the old thread of photo links, since all of the names are incorporated in the new thread.

We await Davey65's count of how many in the list he has known over the years. Thanks to all you photographers. And happy mongering![/QUOTE]

Actually I think CJ is going to be the Nichole/Nikki Pro here. I think he
probably scored most of them. And just for the record Johanna is a
Nikki as well.

[QUOTE=DukePV]After all these years we should have known. Dark Phoenix has been luring women almost daily in broad daylight right at the corner of Boston and Kensington Avenue. Right in the midst of the neighborhood from which he has written so many of those clever reports.

You can see in the attached photos that he is indeed very [b]Dark[/b]. And his behavior, if you recall those times he left the forum and (fortunately) came back to reprise his conquests, is just like that of the mythological [b]Phoenix[/b] who always rose from it's own ashes with new life.

As I watched him flag down curious motorists this afternoon, I realized this was the same schmoozer we've been reading about here. One after another the lady drivers gazed into his big brown eyes. Then he smoothly passed a paper to them that obviously had his phone number...and perhaps one of the "big" measurements for which he is famous. Inevitably they all drove off with a huge grin on their face.

Well, sorry to blow your cover, Dark Phoenix. But I do have one piece of advice. We've all seen your occasional reports where, after describing a smooth pickup and some steamy embraces, you then report how the girl *grimaces* just as you are entering her. I wouldn't normally comment on such a personal matter. But looking at your photo there's a rather obvious solution to the problem: get a haircut![/QUOTE]

Great post Duke!! That one should be in the Post Hall of Fame if we
had one here!!

[QUOTE=DukePV]Well, sorry to blow your cover, Dark Phoenix. But I do have one piece of advice. We've all seen your occasional reports where, after describing a smooth pickup and some steamy embraces, you then report how the girl *grimaces* just as you are entering her. I wouldn't normally comment on such a personal matter. But looking at your photo there's a rather obvious solution to the problem: get a haircut![/QUOTE]Yeah. Right! And the entire K is over this!:

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Hey CJ, her name is Nichole. Nice girl, but has lost some serious weight since she first hit the scene out here last year. Have dated her many times myself and if you do want to get back in touch with her just PM me.

…she is a screamer and chaser. [/QUOTE]

Yo Duke, Don’t put away your Key board just yet. The girl you list as “AnonGirl,” has a name. Davey was so nice as to provide us with her name, “Nichole.” I’d check the spelling with Davey. “Nichole,” is awful close to “Nicole.” Another, “Nicole?” Damn!

[QUOTE=DukePV]Confused by all the Nicoles and Nikkis? How many have you slept with? To find out just go to the newly updated renamed [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=6021]Photo Index[/url]. It's a tool that's sure to settle some arguments about who was who on the Avenue. [/QUOTE]


Once again, let me say how much I appreciate your putting together the Photo Index. I use it a lot as I am sure everyone else who shops on the “K,” does.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]...The girl you list as “AnonGirl,” has a name. Davey was so nice as to provide us with her name, “Nichole.” I’d check the spelling with Davey.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. OK Davey, when you were about to explode your load, did you have the presence to ask her how she spelled her name?[QUOTE=Davey1965]Actually I think CJ is going to be the Nichole/Nikki Pro here. I think he probably scored most of them. And just for the record Johanna is a Nikki as well.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. OK CJ, you have to tear yourself away from PhotoShop, force yourself to have another date with Johanna/Nikki, and ask which name she prefers.

I kinda, sorta remember seeing something on the forum about reasonably clean, reasonably inexpensive motels in the Media, PA area, but I did a quick RTFF and came up empty-handed. I'm not looking for a Carlyle experience, but I don't want to pay a fortune, either (in other words, this is a nice girl--but not THAT nice ). TIA for any help...

[QUOTE=Arnold Bocklin]I kinda, sorta remember seeing something on the forum about reasonably clean, reasonably inexpensive motels in the Media, PA area, but I did a quick RTFF and came up empty-handed. I'm not looking for a Carlyle experience, but I don't want to pay a fortune, either (in other words, this is a nice girl--but not THAT nice ). TIA for any help...[/QUOTE]OK, I'm just checking here. ;)

You're asking for a motel IN ADDITION to the one you commented on last October?

[Quote=Arnold Bocklin][Quote=Runnow]
Raven Motel
427 E. State Street
Media PA

According to yahoo maps, it's about 12 miles and 19 minutes from Philadelphia International airport. Typical motel room with bathroom. I don't know the exact current rates but I believe about .40 may get you a few hours. I guess you could always call and check. There is also another place accross the street which runs about the same rates.[/quote]Hmmm. Never considered Media, because I figured with all the motels along 291 in Eddystone, etc., that there'd be a cheap one there. This sounds good all the way around, and a better location to boot. Thanks.[/Quote]

[QUOTE=Arnold Bocklin]I'm not looking for a Carlyle experience...[/QUOTE]

What's a Carlyle experience?

You may have been thinking of the Media Inn on Baltimore Pike.

[QUOTE=Arnold Bocklin]I kinda, sorta remember seeing something on the forum about reasonably clean, reasonably inexpensive motels in the Media, PA area, but I did a quick RTFF and came up empty-handed. I'm not looking for a Carlyle experience, but I don't want to pay a fortune, either (in other words, this is a nice girl--but not THAT nice ). TIA for any help...[/QUOTE]