[QUOTE=Bk British 01]Question to the forum: Have you ever cleaned out your car before going home, and find some evidence that might get your burned by the Mrs.? (Wrappers, lipsticks, etc.)[/QUOTE]
I had a rental car earlier in the year, and picked up a performer in front of a jack-shack, lingerie modeling place (different part of the country).
I was chatting it up with her in front of the place, and we agreed to hit the car to avoid the cover inside (and her house fee).
Did a quick HJ with a Russian Release for $40 (she had an awesome rack!) but she was all hurry-hurry, rush-rush for fear that the doorman would come out and bust her.
So I splooge on her tits and she runs out -- and I notice she left her cell phone. I chase after her and she wants nothing to do with me -- she's walk-running (remember "race-walking" in the 80s??) to get away from me without making a scene. I finally get her before she goes in the door and descretely palm her the cell phone.
She was really taken back and said "you know. . . [pause] Thanks! That was really nice of you."
So she wanted to avoid me like hell, then felt totally guilty when I helped her out. So now my mind was racing -- what did she take from me??
I went through the car, my wallet, pockets, etc -- and sure enough, I was missing $60.
That c#nt!! Now I am out $100 for a HJ (granted it was a nice one!) Should I pay $20 cover to go in there and tell her off? F##k that, would just be good money after bad. But it ruined my mindset the rest of the trip.
Then I get home and the next day I get a call in my office -- "Sir, you may have left something in the car, can you describe it?"
"Yeah, how about three $20 bills??" -- yep, got in the mail two weeks latter.
So after impuning the integrity of the wh@re, I was rewarded by the honesty of a guy who probably doesn't speak English and makes minimum wage vacuuming out used condom wrappers from rental cars.
But like has been proven, always double-check!
