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[QUOTE=Bob521;3958204]We have the same problem. Even though we have a conventional shower it rarely gets used. Both Mei and Anna are totally grossed out whenever an unclean person comes to visit. They just tolerate it. Usually those same guys make "overtures" even though we're legit. I mean what the fuck are they thinking. It's just rude. And frankly, if you are going to a place to hobby, why on earth would you lower your odds by smelling like a septic tank. Bob.[/QUOTE]If I was a big dude and I stunk really bad, I'm not sure which nickname I would prefer. Maybe Swamp Ass because it's kind of mysterious!

I'm curious why there are so many Asian Spas, and practically zero White, Euro, Black, or latina. I'm talking storefront Massage Parlors. I'm positive that guys would go to them, and I'm sure there are many women who would be willing to work there. As it stands, there are only a couple Latina spas in Illinois, 2 white "lingerie shops way out in Rockford, and I don't know any shops with black women. Yet, there are Asian massage parlors everywhere!! Does anyone have an opinion why this is?

Personally I would love some white or euro options, and I feel very uneasy calling girls from ads. Also, no way in hell I'm telling anyone where I work or giving my real name for any kind of verification process that everyone requires. I'm seriously considering NG, but even with the positive reviews it still makes me very nervous. Anyway, just curious what you all think.

Yesterday I went to an AMP in the NW burbs. L1 service type place, but the girls all know me and so it is no problem getting what I want. Tried in the past to move the level up a notch or two, but no go. So yesterday I was expecting the same thing. But none of the regular girls were there. Two new ones. One with a good body, the other with a body and a half. Guess which one I got.

Asked for a table shower, and she didn't expect that. Asked the other girl how that works. No, I don't speak Mandarin, but I could figure out she didn't know how. She did an OK job on the backside. On the fronts side, she goes right for my junk to wash it. Now if you've been playing this game as long as I have (1992 in Michigan City), you'd know in the old days that was not a problem, and the girl would was Jimmy till you almost shot your load. But in more cautions times, if they touch it at all, they ask if its OK first. Not this time. On top of that, she didn't bother drying me. She gives the the towel and tells me to come to the room when dry. Wow.

Her massage was pretty good, and while rubbing my back she did keep knocking me in the back of the head with her ample boobs. Little tease on the lower regions. Suffice it to say that I knew even if she was new to this location, I would be getting an extra.

On the flip she had no problem with me touching butt, back and boobs. What you want? She asks me. I figure, what the hell, and ask for a BJ. She expects 1, and for me to provide a cover. I suppose I would have provided if I'd been thinking about it, but I wasn't about to pay 1. Moving on, she still expects big bucks, but makes it clear if I had a cover FS would be available. We settled on a Russian finish, so she goes to lock the door. Another No No at this establishment. She did put the effort in, and I left happy enough.

This has happened to me before. You go to an L1 type play and find a new girl who no one explained the limits to, or is ignoring them. Once I got a BBBJ at such a place and thought I'd found heaven. Next visit to the same girl I'm told it's now off limits.

[QUOTE=JohnJohnson126;3985570]
Personally I would love some white or euro options, and I feel very uneasy calling girls from ads. Also, no way in hell I'm telling anyone where I work or giving my real name for any kind of verification process that everyone requires. I'm seriously considering NG, but even with the positive reviews it still makes me very nervous. Anyway, just curious what you all think.[/QUOTE]There used to be a Euro spa in Elmwood park, but they got busted and closed years ago.

[QUOTE=JohnJohnson126;3985570]I'm curious why there are so many Asian Spas, and practically zero White, Euro, Black, or latina. I'm talking storefront Massage Parlors. I'm positive that guys would go to them, and I'm sure there are many women who would be willing to work there. As it stands, there are only a couple Latina spas in Illinois, 2 white "lingerie shops way out in Rockford, and I don't know any shops with black women. Yet, there are Asian massage parlors everywhere!! Does anyone have an opinion why this is?

Personally I would love some white or euro options, and I feel very uneasy calling girls from ads. Also, no way in hell I'm telling anyone where I work or giving my real name for any kind of verification process that everyone requires. I'm seriously considering NG, but even with the positive reviews it still makes me very nervous. Anyway, just curious what you all think.[/QUOTE]I suggest you try NG girls and you won't be disappointed. There seem to be 4 available right now and all well reviewed. After 18 visits with them, I only had one bad experience (and she is gone).

My ATF has asked me to do a little grooming down below. If I could get some advice as to what to use to groom the area I'd appreciate it thanks.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy;4051332]My ATF has asked me to do a little grooming down below. If I could get some advice as to what to use to groom the area I'd appreciate it thanks.[/QUOTE]I too am a hairy man. Just use a razor and shaving cream. I would not go cheap on the razor and make sure it relatively new razor. A dull razor will cause cuts and those open wounds are not a good thing when meeting a provider. Also, keep in mind that when you shave there will always be little cuts and its always best to do your manscaping at least a day prior to meeting up with a provider.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy;4051332]My ATF has asked me to do a little grooming down below. If I could get some advice as to what to use to groom the area I'd appreciate it thanks.[/QUOTE]I use a beard trimmer on about a 3 settings and go tight over the scrotum and inner thigh but keep the hair at the base but trim it up.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy;4051332]My ATF has asked me to do a little grooming down below. If I could get some advice as to what to use to groom the area I'd appreciate it thanks.[/QUOTE]The link below is from Men's Health. This was helpful for me.

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[QUOTE=TravelGuy;4051332]My ATF has asked me to do a little grooming down below. If I could get some advice as to what to use to groom the area I'd appreciate it thanks.[/QUOTE]I use the hair Clippers and trim the hair completely off. I tried shaving with a razor before but I get razor burn badly and it looks horrible.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;4055636]I use the hair Clippers and trim the hair completely off. I tried shaving with a razor before but I get razor burn badly and it looks horrible.[/QUOTE]Using clippers with #1 guard to trim, the use razor, but use shave oil and soap or shaving cream with it in the shower.

Question for all you guys shaving and trimming down below. I am one hairy beast, like a Bigfoot who's only wears a size 11 shoe. I sometimes just trim the hair on my chest when it gets to the density of a shag rug. But a few days after it starts itching, and keeps itching till the rug is back.

So I've had hair on my boys since the age of 12, and that was 40 years ago. Another rug down their. Tell me, isn't shaving just going to make them itch like hell?

Speaking of which, if I was going to get rid of all his body hair, who would I go to get it all off, right down to the butt crack? I mean waxing, or lasering the peaches. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy;4051332]My ATF has asked me to do a little grooming down below. If I could get some advice as to what to use to groom the area I'd appreciate it thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;4057212]Question for all you guys shaving and trimming down below. I am one hairy beast, like a Bigfoot who's only wears a size 11 shoe. I sometimes just trim the hair on my chest when it gets to the density of a shag rug. But a few days after it starts itching, and keeps itching till the rug is back.[/QUOTE]I wish I had read this sooner. I have been experimenting with this issue for over a year. I have tried just about every reasonably priced option. I don't want to risk 3-400 on one of those light pulse or no no products unless I can be certain they'll work. I have found a plan that works well for me. I start with one of those personal trimmers, like the ones used to trim sideburns & mustaches. I use that to get rid of the forest, but those leave stubble. To get rid of the stubble I've found a product that works great. Its called "Flawless Finishing Touch" & it's battery operated! It's basically a single circular head electric razor, much like the old fashioned triple head Norelco. I stumbled across it in the personal care section of Menards of all places. Price is around 20. It's small & easy to maneuver around mr johnson & the boys. I've attached a couple pics of it below. I also use an after shave lotion for sensitive skin, really helps prevent razor burn. Even received a few compliments on the scent from the lotion.

As far as the itching goes, as long as I touch up 1-2 times a week, I get no itching. With that small rotary razor it only takes a few minutes & very low risk of nicks. I always have a steptic pencil handy just in case. Haven't had to use it with this product. Hope this helps!

I remember reading somewhere in here about a local mt that had ordered a milking table but it hadn't been delivered yet. I had to google it to see if it was what I was thinking it was. Then I found some vids on pornhub. Sure looks like fun. Does anybody have any info on her? I wonder if it ever came.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;4060675]I remember reading somewhere in here about a local mt that had ordered a milking table but it hadn't been delivered yet. I had to google it to see if it was what I was thinking it was. Then I found some vids on pornhub. Sure looks like fun. Does anybody have any info on her? I wonder if it ever came.[/QUOTE]See Link below. It's Jenny Lynn. Very well reviewed and highly recommended.

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