Massage Parlor Reports

So got back in town from SF and visited these AMPs while being there. CEO was just down the block from where I was at so I hit up the place first. Got off elevator and.6 to mamasan then saw Cherry. Very cute probably mid 20s maybe C cups thin figure great with her hands. Talked with me quite abit. Even though I understand/speak her language I tried to seem like I don't. Didn't want to get too personal. Asked if I've been there before. I said yes (lie), then she asked who I saw before. I said Crystal (lie again) from reading reports here. =) The massage was piss poor but the CBJ on the flip was excellent. Then she got on top cowgirl, doggie, and finally mish. 1.4 for tips 2.0 total for the damage. Overall, awesome cute fun girl with deliciously soft lovely breasts despite so-so massage. Would see again.

After CEO I walked towards Powell for a bite at Blondie's and wanted a real massage. Took the bus to Nikki's, got off and walked around since LE was circling the area. Afterwards, rang the bell, opened door and walked up the stairs. Saw Tammie and gave her.6 for the room. Told her I liked the hot tea, she went off to get ready and told me to take the shower. Dried off and laid on the bed/table in the room while waiting for her. I think I was the only monger at the moment. When she came back she asked if I been there before. I said yes (lie again) and she asked who I saw before. I said Michelle (man that's a lot of lying for one day).

This whole time she was on my back giving me a massage. At first I was disappointed upon seeing Tammie. I think she's more like late 30s or early 40s. She wore a black dress and it made her tits look like they were sagging. Anyway, she gave me a banging massage. My back was cracking while she was stepping on me. When I hear it crack it has to be good. =D She asked me about myself and told her I was visiting. We then talked about our lives and so forth. It was weird she guessed my age and kept making fun that I was young. It made me feel like she's really in her 40s. It further got embarassing when I told her about the AMPs down home and in Tijuana, she kept saying I was a bad bad boy. She proceeded to giving me the hot tea then on the flip gave me BBBJ. I was amazed seeing her on w/o the clothes on. For a woman her age she has a banging body. C cup breasts very full fun to play with, and her nipples seemed to be very sensitive.

It took her awhile to wake up jr since he had a blast w/ Cherry, but when she did the hat went on and she rode me cowgirl. Same deal w/ cherry doggie and mish. I think the massage took like 20-30 minutes so I noticed Tammie was watchin the clock. Kinda a turn off for me since I think I was the only monger there. At the same time it's business I guess. After mish we got on the sofa and she gave me BBBJ again with CIM. As we were getting dressed I groped her tits a couple more times and noticed a monger just coming in. I asked her how much for tips and said if 1.4 sounds good. She said she worked really hard and gave a good massage and wanted.2 more. I figure with the really good massage and CIM 1.6 seemed fair. In the end 2.2 total for the damages.

The Nikki's review seems more in depth and longer than the CEO one, but I guess that's because I had a better time and enjoyed Nikki's more especially Tammie's personality. To me it was more "memorable" Forget to mention I liked the way Cherry moaned but didn't like Tammie's. I read some reports here that the girls moan and get wet, but w/ Tammie confirms my suspicions that the girls are just lubricating themselves w/ the jelly and the moans are fake. Guess it just depends on how well they act.

Anyone know of an AMP in SF or Marin where they will let me dump a facial on a cute face? PM me this week please.

[QUOTE=Mrzen]Went there about 11:30 pm. Greeted at door by very stern English sounding lady (40's? ) who only said, "Welcome to Paris" in a very dry manner, and said "private room is $70 for back massage, and after that you have to discuss anything else with the young lady." I asked how much time, and she repeated the same thing, and wouldn't commit to anything in the way of even a massage, or how much time. "that's just for the room" she repeated. I said "ok", and she took me to a very simple room.

They have you face away from the door, and on your stomach. After the clothes were off and face down waiting, the same lady comes in with a different voice, says she is "Moira", and asks where I'm from. I'm thinking the grumpy English lady at the door, and same girl in the room is some sort of mind-game, and I'm curious to see where it goes. Moira rubs my back twice, then says, "For $300 you can upgrade to the VIP room with foam massage, vibration, and my Russian girlfriend there too." I say that's too much, and I only have $160, so she says "ok for that. Give me the cash". I give her the cash, she says she has to go give it to the receptionist, then comes back and takes me to a room with fancy egyptian them wall paintings.

Same deal. Face down, head in the other direction from the door. After a while, I hear the girl come in, and for a few moments, I think it's the same woman just continuing the games, but in fact it's really a 2nd girl. She puts hot foam on my back, does 5 minute rub, and then she's gone and the English lady is back. She says for $500 I can go to yet another room with "nice Chinese girls". I said no thanks, and the English lady does a few more back rubs, then says, "we use powder so you don't need a shower." I was happy to get out of there and not in the mood to let them know what a crummy system they had going. On the way out, the English lady was back to grumpy like she hated being there. If it was a real attitude, it was terrible, and if it was an act, it wasn't doing it for me without at least having some English Dom stuff for the $230 that it cost for 10 minutes of actual massage and nothing (NOTHING) else.

Oh, and before I left, she told me "the police require that we ask you if you know the name of your hotel, and how to get back to it.", and "be careful, someone was beaten up very badly not far from here last week". I think those were both designed to get the customers to high-tail it out of there as fast as possible before they start thinking about complaining or asking why the place is such a rip-off.

I can't imagine ANY reason to go to this place other than if you clueless about their system. I'm pretty sure they run their business solely on tourist and conference guys there from out of town that have dropped a few hundred dollars before they figure out the scam. I think that they have the customers all positioned the way that they do (face down, away from the door) so that they have very little chance to even see who is in there.

Even as just a massage parlor, the place should be turned in for fraud.[/QUOTE]I did my reading and was expecting not get serviced tonight. I figured CEO and Nikki's were too far of a walk in the cold so I was just going to go get a bite to eat within a few blocks and then walk back to the hotel. But like every good monger, I had the cash with me just in case.

I started off at a sushi bar and had too many drinks. Told my buds that I would hook up with them later. I found Les Nuits De Paris Massage Parlor on my way back to my hotel. I figured "how can I go wrong if they have red lights and red curtains outside? ! " They also had a mirror in the room. How many legit places have a mirror? What the hell is that for except to see how her ass jiggles as I'm ramming her hole? I couldn't have been more wrong.

I should've known that there were no extras when they had this little peep hole into each of the rooms from the hallway so you could peek in with no way to cover it up. I also should've known when the first girl kept telling me to put my hands to the side and look the other way. And, YES, I should've known when both girls kept putting the towel back over junior that this wasn't going to end with a smile on my face. I don't need go into more specifics other than to say that I relived Mrzen's experience. From the grumpy tones and lame foam bath to the baby powder and comments about the police making sure you get back to the hotel.

For god's sake mongers, STAY AWAY! Nothing has changed! This wasn't even worth a legit massage.

Total damage =.8 house fee, $ crappy massage = $.8

Found my self with a couple of hours to kill in SF and decided to head over to my favorite Sutter Street establishment.

Rang bell, got buzzed in and greeted by Monica, mid-30s, 5'7". Perky looking Ds or so. Got escorted to the room, took shower and went back. She rejoined me, asking if I had been there before and who I'd seen. She seemed convinced I had seen her, but honestly, I hadn't, since I had only been there once and the prior lady didn't have the nice chest she does. After I told her that, she switched gears and made sure the girls were in my face as much as possible.

After some light massage, she took a gulp of hot tea and commenced to giving me the best Asian I have had in a lonnnnggg time. She would start up near the top of my crack and move all the way down to some slight teabagging. Wow. Just. Wow.

She asked me to flip and asked about a condom for oral. I said no, please. She then said condom for fuck, though, right? Ahhh, yes. Kind of slowed my enjoyment down, but only until she went to town again, giving me a super BJ with plenty of sack worship and some more Asian. I contemplated finishing there, with the prior question, but decided to move on.

We then moved to a more active role for me, with her laying on the side of the bed with her legs on my shoulder. She liked having her nips massaged and I obliged. Then on to doggie standing, then on the table. I really wanted to pop on her breasts, but she layed on her stomach and asked me to 'really fuck (her) hard'. Well, being a gentleman, I had to oblige. However, due to the logistics, I wasn't able to get things pointed where I wanted, so I just finished up going to town like that.

Another quick shower, some light rubbing back in the room, got dressed, small talk and away I went.

All in all, a great time. Door fee upfront plus 1.4 tip (no questions or other discussion about tips were had, at all) left on the table after I got dressed.

[QUOTE=Billylatinal]Go there and find out for yourself.[/QUOTE]

I did go there, at that time. I couldn't for the life of me understand why there has been no mention of it here. It's all about CEO and Nikki's...

I'll be in SF tomorrow night and the only place I'll be going is Moonlight Spa for either May or Selena.

Word...

Feedback on the place, the girl, the atmosphere, and the cost after your visit would be greatly appreciated. Remember to try and barter a little. You don't want to overpay if you can avoid it and don't let the girl rush you!

Looking forward to your post.

[QUOTE=Asiangreeklvr]I did go there, at that time. I couldn't for the life of me understand why there has been no mention of it here. It's all about CEO and Nikki's...

I'll be in SF tomorrow night and the only place I'll be going is Moonlight Spa for either May or Selena.

Word...[/QUOTE]

Glad that you had a good time. How would you rate Monica? If you went back would you seek her out or experience another girl instead? And one last question, what time/day of the week did you swing by? I'm only asking because I want to gauge when the best times to visit are. Like when is it not crowded. For example, if it's a slow afternoon and the girl has had a biz for over three hours, she may ne really eager to see you and maybe give you more attention if she knows no one will be there for another four hours for example. I'm just saying.

[QUOTE=Dreamin time]Found my self with a couple of hours to kill in SF and decided to head over to my favorite Sutter Street establishment.

Rang bell, got buzzed in and greeted by Monica, mid-30s, 5'7". Perky looking Ds or so. Got escorted to the room, took shower and went back. She rejoined me, asking if I had been there before and who I'd seen. She seemed convinced I had seen her, but honestly, I hadn't, since I had only been there once and the prior lady didn't have the nice chest she does. After I told her that, she switched gears and made sure the girls were in my face as much as possible.

After some light massage, she took a gulp of hot tea and commenced to giving me the best Asian I have had in a lonnnnggg time. She would start up near the top of my crack and move all the way down to some slight teabagging. Wow. Just. Wow.

She asked me to flip and asked about a condom for oral. I said no, please. She then said condom for fuck, though, right? Ahhh, yes. Kind of slowed my enjoyment down, but only until she went to town again, giving me a super BJ with plenty of sack worship and some more Asian. I contemplated finishing there, with the prior question, but decided to move on.

We then moved to a more active role for me, with her laying on the side of the bed with her legs on my shoulder. She liked having her nips massaged and I obliged. Then on to doggie standing, then on the table. I really wanted to pop on her breasts, but she layed on her stomach and asked me to 'really fuck (her) hard'. Well, being a gentleman, I had to oblige. However, due to the logistics, I wasn't able to get things pointed where I wanted, so I just finished up going to town like that.

Another quick shower, some light rubbing back in the room, got dressed, small talk and away I went.

All in all, a great time. Door fee upfront plus 1.4 tip (no questions or other discussion about tips were had, at all) left on the table after I got dressed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ffelucci]Glad that you had a good time. How would you rate Monica? If you went back would you seek her out or experience another girl instead? And one last question, what time/day of the week did you swing by? I'm only asking because I want to gauge when the best times to visit are. Like when is it not crowded. For example, if it's a slow afternoon and the girl has had a biz for over three hours, she may ne really eager to see you and maybe give you more attention if she knows no one will be there for another four hours for example. I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]2pmish on Wed. Monica was awesome. She was fun, not stunning, but pretty. I would seek her out, since the experience was more natural than not.

To the best of my knowledge, I had the place to myself. I believe I did see Tammy in the 'back' room when I was leaving, but it was hard to tell since it was just a quick glance through a half open door.

Saw this add on CL. It is close to my house and wanted to know if this place is full service or not and if the quality is any good. Check out the link.

[url]http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ads/1283384073.html[/url]

Here is what it says if the link doesnt work?

[quote]Be warmly greeted and treated with energetic and skillful hands of advanced massage practicioner. You like this place if you want unhurried asian Chinese power home-based Massage techniques from an advanced massage practitioner. Deep tissue, Medium pressure, or Light touch - your choose. Can even walk on back & massage scalp if you wish
A cleaner, quieter, comfortable, saftier, and happiyer place with shower, renovated w/ new carpeting & paint.

(415) 8 2 8 - 4 4 8 1
4016 Geary Bl. "Apt. 2A," San Francisco
(between Fourth & Fifth Aves in San Francisco's Richmond District – across from former Cala Supermarket, now Toyota Parts & Services
(please no blockee caller id calls - thanks)
Please no email; telephone better.
Hrs: 11 AM - 10 PM, everyday
Walk-Ins Very Welcome
45 for Hr, 35 for ½ Hr - this is special rate for craigslist callers.[/quote]Anyone been here, please shed some light?

Joe,

Take one for the team and let us know!

U1

This is not going to answer your question directly, but I can personally vouch for this other place down on Judah towards the beach. You may be able to catch the Muni over.

maple acupuncture health center
2721 judah street, sf, ca, 94122
415-240-5191

pretty much the same rate as the CL posting. This Maple place offers a good massage w/ a "happy ending" if you want. I guess you "tip" what you feel is appropriate, i would at least .5 - 1.

It's not FS but the girl I saw, Rose, was hellla hot! Full figure, big bust, tall asian girl. very nice.

Good luck. Let me know how it goes if you go to the CL posting that you mentioned.

[QUOTE=Yoyoyojoe]Saw this add on CL. It is close to my house and wanted to know if this place is full service or not and if the quality is any good. Check out the link.

[url]http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ads/1283384073.html[/url]

Here is what it says if the link doesnt work?

Anyone been here, please shed some light?[/QUOTE]

Went here late Friday night, looking to unwind and have a rubdown.

The girl's name was Lili. Mid to late 30's. Large breast, pleasant to be with. After a so-so massage, she asked if I wanted FS. I asked her what the prices were on the menu. She said $140 was FS and the other items were less. I told her it was too expensive. I asked for a HJ for $40, which she agreed to. That was so-so too.

All in all, house was.4 and the HJ was.4

If you're in the area and don't care to go all the way to the Tenderloin and just want a place for a massage w/ happy ending, then this place will suffice.

Professor Wang's Acupuncture & Health Center
(415) 788-2299
325 Kearny St, San Francisco, CA 94108 Get*directions
Cross Streets: Between Bush St and Pine St

She also goes by yoyo, coco, anna, Ivy. She is small about 5'1" slim build and natural b cup with a scar on her right tit. She has a big nose and nice butt. She got nice lips up and down and got a baby voice.

anybody seen her she moves around to SF and San Jose working many amps and even in Hawaii. She is really good at what she does.

Hey,

I'm relatively new to the area, and totally new to this. Living in the inner richmond, not looking for fs - just a decent massage, HJ and maybe BJ. Hoping to find a clean place with nice looking girls for around $. Any thoughts?

Thanks

After seeing the reports on M.S. I had to go check the place out. I saw Lilly twice and both times were good. Not the best massage but she looks cute and she isnt really old. I would have to say it was a GFE. Thanks to some CA mongers info I really enjoyed my visit and will return to sample more fun. JP from CT.