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[QUOTE=NevauMind;5208155]With all the homoerotic diatribes Headuphisass313 is always mentioning, should we rename this thread Headsup coming out of the closet? I'm seriously questioning his heterosexuality with how often he seems to say he wants to teabag all these dudes. If he were any deeper in the closet, he would have found Narnia by now.[/QUOTE]Lmfao! Dude doesn't just have a few skeletons in his closet! He's got a whole damn graveyard!!
Def noticed the same thing.
[QUOTE=HeadsUp313;5207655]I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.[/QUOTE]Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.
Hey Pyle, hookers in Grand Theft Auto don't count. Are you a monger or a neck beard sitting in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft waiting on your JG Wentworth check? I swear your IQ is 20 points below retarded. I don't care if you're from Detroit or Pontiac or Auburn Hills or Kalamazoo. You're a fucking crack head. GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW. I realize some brothers are taking a monger hiatus or sabbatical, that means break Pyle, due to Covid19. I don't hate on them for doing so; everyone has their own risk assessment for their health. However, they're not on here crowing like granny's rooster like you. You are more like a clucking chicken.
[QUOTE=HeadsUp313;5207383]I went from picking up a SW 3 or 4 times a week (and a stripper and or escort here and there) to zero, I'm just as upset as you are. The only upside to this is I've saved a lot of money not renting pussy. I take Covid19 very seriously, I'm sure I'm not the only one.
And for the 9th time I'm not from that shit-hole Detroit you dumb fucking douche nozzle.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SmittyQbert;5208207]Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.[/QUOTE]His legendary only in his mind comebacks are more like licking ass than kicking.
[QUOTE=NevauMind;5208548]His legendary only in his mind comebacks are more like licking ass than kicking.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Brasky;5208284]Hey Pyle, hookers in Grand Theft Auto don't count. Are you a monger or a neck beard sitting in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft waiting on your JG Wentworth check? I swear your IQ is 20 points below retarded. I don't care if you're from Detroit or Pontiac or Auburn Hills or Kalamazoo. You're a fucking crack head. GTFO back to Detroit.
BTW. I realize some brothers are taking a monger hiatus or sabbatical, that means break Pyle, due to Covid19. I don't hate on them for doing so; everyone has their own risk assessment for their health. However, they're not on here crowing like granny's rooster like you. You are more like a clucking chicken.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SmittyQbert;5208207]Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;5208206]Lmfao! Dude doesn't just have a few skeletons in his closet! He's got a whole damn graveyard!!
Def noticed the same thing.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TeamCommando;5207736]Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.
Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.
Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.[/QUOTE]Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.
[QUOTE=HeadsUp313;5210188]Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.[/QUOTE]Take a f'and siesta. This is getting old and your responses only evidence your lack of functioning neurons. I know it's cold and lonely in your mom's basement but give everyone an f'and break.
[QUOTE=HeadsUp313;5210188]Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.[/QUOTE]Yawn, yawn, and another yawn to make it able to post.
[QUOTE=Mitch1965;5210326]Take a f'and siesta. [b]This is getting old[/b] and your responses only evidence your lack of functioning neurons. [b]I know it's cold and lonely in your mom's basement but give everyone an f'and break[/b].[/QUOTE]And yet you still have to run your man-pleaser. Just can't stay out of my fight thread can you.
I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.
[QUOTE=SmittyQbert;5211736]Yawn, yawn, and another yawn to make it able to post.[/QUOTE]Does your boyfriend get jealous when he hears about you blowing guys behind the dumpster at The Honey Pot?
Surprise surprise surprise. Hey Sgt Carter it's Pyle clucking like a fucking chicken again. Fucking crack head. I don't think that you've put your cock inside anything besides a homemade DIY pocket pussy you made from an old discarded International Male that you found in the dumpster you sleep behind when you're not getting ass raped by hobos.
Tell me Pyle. How many more dicks do you have to suck on Nebraska so you can fix your 1982 Honda Civic and go home?
[QUOTE=HeadsUp313;5213107]And yet you still have to run your man-pleaser. Just can't stay out of my fight thread can you.
I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Brasky;5194988]Seriously though, why are you so angry? Did a 300 lb Detroit hooker steal your flip phone, give you herpes and shit herself in your [b]1983 Honda Civic[/b]?.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Brasky;5213152]Tell me Pyle. How many more dicks do you have to suck on Nebraska so you can fix your [b]1982 Honda Civic[/b] and go home?[/QUOTE]It's an 81 you inbred hillbilly cum guzzler. You really need to stop licking homeless dudes assholes while you're posting so you don't make so many typos..
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osCJbaR779o[/URL]
[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;5212405]200 for 1/2 hr?
Can I ask what it is about her that interest you? Not judging. Just curious.[/QUOTE]Why bother asking, she's not your type, she doesn't have a dick.
[QUOTE=Brasky;5208338][b]I don't know why, but I really want to fuck this chic[/b]. Maybe it's the pink hair and slutty rugged hooker look, like Taylor IDK. Anyone do more than a BJ with Gigi? Thanks![/QUOTE]I bet it's because she looks like a man with tits.
[QUOTE=SmittyQbert;5197991]On Saturday about 5 pm, there was a black spinner, short, about 5' or so, long fake pink wig walking on MLK near the hospital towards the stadium. Had that walker stripper strut and dressed accordingly. Seemed odd, but she was walking fast, not stuck in one spot. Had the kid with me, or else I'd have tried to get a closer look.[/QUOTE]Why in the hell are you driving around in that area with your kid in the car? Fucking father of the year. What a dumb-ass.
How many of you guys would do this?
[QUOTE=Mitch1965;5208916]Appreciate the review. I've been eyeing this one for a while. However, I have to ask, how do you guys DATY after a monger just left the room? Don't get me wrong, I love it but when it comes to providers that I'll DATY, I'm extremely picky and they must be freshly showered, not too stoned, etc. I read reviews of guys picking up SWs and DATY -- I just can't imagine it but to each his own![/QUOTE]You will lick a homeless dudes ass clean but you act all grossed out when it comes to eating pussy?