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Just thought I would share.
Turn out the light the party's over
[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1666238]Not to change the subject, but this being the General section:
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Not a good predicted outcome. This is about as high of a mortality rate problem as you can have!
Everyone get in an extra stroke with your next provider visit in honor or Ron! The man who has fucked more beautiful women than most of us have ever fantasized about![/QUOTE]Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Only problem is that it's "hard" to match Ron's 10 incher. Can only imagine her eyes rolling over after slamming that salami all the way in and saying "this one for Ronny"!
He not only slammed a good many females, but probably racked up some mileage from his pecker with all that in-out thrusting. Do the math, one mile = 5, 280 feet, so every 2, 500 pumps he gets an additional air mile. Ha ha
[QUOTE=PopoloGirl;1665042]I would say bet the farm on the Ravens and Over, public had Ravens for championship and look how that turned out. I am getting out of the bay and coming home for Super Bowl, before they burn anymore muni busses.[/QUOTE]If only you had done what I said!
Happy Monday Guys!
Looks like Jane Croson of the Wahine volleyball team.
[QUOTE=Mokulii;1669877]Just thought I would share.[/QUOTE]
Fun fact: Ron made his name back in the '70s for being able to autofellate himself. True story.
[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1670551]Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Only problem is that it's "hard" to match Ron's 10 incher. Can only imagine her eyes rolling over after slamming that salami all the way in and saying "this one for Ronny"!
He not only slammed a good many females, but probably racked up some mileage from his pecker with all that in-out thrusting. Do the math, one mile = 5, 280 feet, so every 2, 500 pumps he gets an additional air mile. Ha ha[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Paco Love;1670625]Looks like Jane Croson of the Wahine volleyball team.[/QUOTE]That is Jane. Getting ready to start her beach volleyball season.
[QUOTE=PopoloGirl; 1670571]If only you had done what I said!
Happy Monday Guys![/QUOTE]If you check the thread you will see Daviper wins again
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Mongering in LV or at least trying to.
Any recommendations? I've scanned the LV section but would prefer a heads up from the local mongers who have similiar experiences.
[QUOTE=Shooter808; 1671634]Mongering in LV or at least trying to.
Any recommendations? I've scanned the LV section but would prefer a heads up from the local mongers who have similiar experiences.[/QUOTE]Go there after 1:00 am. Ask a cab driver to take you there. Entrance fee is $120. Bring extra rubbers. It's a fukand orgie. U have desperate house wives, swingers, cougars, couples who want to swing and of course gay and lesbians. You walk up to any lady that you want to phuck and just joint in if she's phucking some dude or making out with a lesbian. It's insane. Don't ask and what ever happened that night, no one will know.
Be safe.
[QUOTE=Bowah57; 1671866]Go there after 1:00 am. Ask a cab driver to take you there. Entrance fee is $120. Bring extra rubbers. It's a fukand orgie. U have desperate house wives, swingers, cougars, couples who want to swing and of course gay and lesbians. You walk up to any lady that you want to phuck and just joint in if she's phucking some dude or making out with a lesbian. It's insane. Don't ask and what ever happened that night, no one will know.
Be safe.[/QUOTE]Mahalos bro. I was thinking about checking this place out or Red Rooster cause heard some crazy stories but also heard some hit and miss so wanted the guarantee.
Check out Ana, pics are not accurate, bod is hot but not face. Face 6 Bod 8, Sex 9 Attitude 9. Think I got lucky. Dispatch said she knew what Hawaiians expect so she recommended Ana. Pretty cool. Had a damn good time. Did not try LFK or DFK. CBJ but lots and lots of ball and shaft attention before cover. Very good service and you can tell she was trained in Hong Kong.
Damage was $$$ for 90 min, funny she was like why you need 90 min? Haha you'll see baby! Rotated positions a few times. Like circuit training and she finished with HJ with some serious ball licking. Pretty damn happy about the unrushed service.
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Guess cannot post link. That was on naughty reviews. Ad also on BP.
I guess this wouldn't apply to all you LVBs.
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[QUOTE=Fujikurasplice; 1672587]I guess this wouldn't apply to all you LVBs.
[url]http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013/02/06/16857579-ow-pubic-hair-grooming-injuries-on-the-rise-researchers-find?chromedomain=vitals[/url][/QUOTE]Use a trimmer first. Those mini battery operated trimmers with the adjustable trimmer on it works good. Need to have the trimmer attachment on it though.
[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1672650]Use a trimmer first. Those mini battery operated trimmers with the adjustable trimmer on it works good. Need to have the trimmer attachment on it though.[/QUOTE]I did my balls without the attachment once. OUCH! I didn't even know I knicked up my ballsack until I saw blood spots in my underwear. So, yeah. No direct contact with blades is recommended, LOL!