Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5530760]Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.[/QUOTE]This Anna has been at Lucky (Cornell / Saltzman) a long time, so I'm guessing different lady.

Hey guys! I'm reporting on a couple places in Beaverton / Aloha.

The foot spa in Aloha. It was alright, massage was not super good, super light and not very appealing, the lady was mid 40's not super attractive. I was able to get a BBBJ but I can't remember the tipping rate.

The wellness spa on Allen, I have gone here twice now the first time only got 30 minutes and ended with the typical HE paid house price and an additional 40 for the HE. The second time I got a table shower and 30 minutes and got the same result, just HE both ladies I saw were not very open to anything more then HE.

The last place I'm not going to say the name cause it was really good. I'll say it was in the Heart of Beaverton, but that's all I'll give. This was awesome, I've gone twice. The first was at night right before closing, the lady I got was early 40's pretty cute, extremely flirty off the bat, I just did 30 minutes (50), and the massage was pretty decent with a LOT of teasing, after I couldn't take it anymore she asked if I wanted to flip, I said yea. So we flipped, everything was on the board, that specific night I wanted to try FS (with a wrapper) I ended up paying 120 for a tip. The second trip it was middle of the day, I got a cute petite girl in a pink dress, again 30 minutes, she was very modest and "innocent" at first she covered me with a towel while massaging my upper body, but when she started massaging my legs she snuck her hand under the towel and teased until she realized I was down for it, then just completely grabbed my man hood and started going to town. The one downside was she stopped after a little and discussed tips and service that night I only wanted HE so I paid 60 for tip (she was very nice) and she even provided some extra service with it.

This is my first big review so if I did something wrong let me know! And if you have any questions let me know, I'd likely trade info in the Beaverton area for more specifics on this place.

Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks!

[QUOTE=KsFollower;5530573]Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.[/QUOTE]Not any AMP's that I am aware of. But this wonderful lady does. She is also on TNA as well as Rubratings. [URL]http://mshelenahunter.cuties-sites.com/home[/URL].

She is worth the price of admission and she is now requiring that you be vaccinated.

[QUOTE=BasicRichard;5530857]
Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks![/QUOTE]Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5531218]Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.[/QUOTE]Yep! Pussy anonymous needed!! Ha ha.

Went to a massage there. The girl was super cute hard body tight tits but the upsell OMG she wanted too much for anything. First time I was nearly ready to just say Fuck this and leave. Did not care about the house fee. We all need to do this sometimes as the prices for even a feel were outrageous.

But like most things. She will move along and new girls will come in.

My 2 Cents worth.

I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.

Went car shopping over the weekend. SE stark. 11000 block. Not much out there. Saw shop right next to the car dealer. Couldn't stop. Serenity, any generic input? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;5532362]I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.[/QUOTE]I've seen ads for them on RR. Never gone out to check them out yet, but more from not wanting to deal with parking around those block.

There was a younger, lovely girl who was here.(Lisa? She isn't anymore. Two ladies, both thicker, late 30's at least. . 60 for a standard finish with roaming and most of her clothes off. The massage was nice and time wasn't shorted but I wouldn't return.

I was feeling like trying out a new spot (for me) and decided to give Lavender Spa a shot. Went in, was met by an older (50+) bbw lady with a bit of gray hair. I was about to turn around and head to a different spot but figured what the hell, sometimes the older ladies make up for it and give deluxe handies so why not. Big mistake. I went into a room, laid down, she comes in leaves the door slightly open and starts with the "massage". After about 5 minutes of light finger tip pressing she asks me to flip. I'm thinking, hey maybe a long super deluxe standard ending. Nope. She undresses down to panties, pops her tits out (the one positive), and starts giving me the most painful handy ever. It felt like she was trying to rip the tip off, every stroke her grip increased. This is after she asks how much I am going to tip and I say very slow and I'll tip big. I was about to stop the whole thing but was able to squeeze one out, barely. She asks me if I want a massage after, with like 40 minutes of the 60 remaining, I say yes and she starts the massage. During the massage she would, every 5 minutes, do the sexy talk thing "oh baby, oh baby" like I'm balls deep in her. Not sure what that was about, but was very odd and unnerving. I've been to many places all over the Portland metro, even before when you had to go to Vancouver. This was the worst experience ever. I know more was available, maybe she was trying to scare off standard ending peeps?

I had a dream, it went like this. I decided to try my hand at botany again on the west side. Red roses have always been my favorite. When I entered, two late 40's-50's ladies looked up from their phones and removed their headphones. 7. For HR. The lady who led me back was wearing yoga pants and non-revealing white top. I wasn't hopeful, but I'm always willing to give my best. I asked her name and she said June. The first half was definitely one of the best massages I have ever received, deep and thorough. She used her arms, elbows, and even the bars above my head to walk on my back.

I attempted to roam throughout this but was met with zero encouragement. I was prepared to simply enjoy a first class massage when she hopped down off my back, oiled up her hand and began to give me some signals.

The milking continued until I was on the edge at which point she stopped, patted my back, and said she'd return with a hot towel.

As she returned she made a show of closing the door, and encouraged me to flip. She slowly began to reveal her talents. No negotiations yet.

My hands roamed south as did her mouth and I could feel her excitement. She stopped, put a finger to her lips signaling quiet, and proceeded. BBBJCIM. All the while using her hands to enhance the experience while maintaining eye contact. Definitely one of the most intense experiences I've had so far. She finished by massaging my feet .9. for a great time.

Unfortunately as I left the other woman scowled at me and left me a little unsettled. A good dream, but wouldn't return if second lady was there.

After trying (no) Joy several times recently and being tired their nonsense and BS, decided to try the place a few blocks south, same side of street.

As far as average looks go for AMP workers, I would give the older one a 7, the younger one an 8. Ms 8 has a pretty face and nice body with enhancements. Both requested 200 tip but I got what I was looking for from each, for less than 140. I've been there 3 times in the past 2 weeks.

No plans to return to Joy, until the sticks come out of their greedy entitled asses.

Datycfs.

Decided to try a place that just opened up about month and a half ago that's close to my work off fourth plain. I stood in for an Eastern promise on Labor day.

Walk in and a amen comes and gets me she was wearing yoga shorts, a bit thick not the prettiest face. I got an hour for 6 and stripped down. The massage was actually good and deep but no teasing until right before the flip.

She went and got a hot towel wiped me off then had me flip, I was semi hard and she asked if it was OK to massage there. I said yes and she oiled up and started stroking away. I exploded and shot my first squirt up which landed close to my chest. She cleaned me up did a little massage on the front to finish the time.

Heard another girl taking in another client so might be interested in seeing if she is more my taste otherwise I have better spots to go to.

Was out on that side of town a couple of weeks ago and decided to stop by to see what the hype was about.

Showed up on a weekday around 7 ish and was greeted by probably 40's Chinese lady that was fully clothed watching her drama's. I think she was the only one working at the time. Agreed for 1 hour and paid. The place does have a shower which is always nice.

After going back to the room she changed into a dress and put her hair down so that was a great sign. The massage was okay and short maybe 20 minutes? After that came down to business. Ask what I was looking for, I said boom boom and she said they don't do that there. Offered BJ and for 120 but got it down to 80. The service was okay, I wouldn't consider it a real BJ as she just barely had the tip in her mouth and was trying to cover it up her hands and stroking Technics. Not the best but not the greatest, I don't think I'll be returning when I can find better ROI out there. I ask for her name and she wouldn't tell me but she looks familiar, maybe from EZ foot last year?