Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HornyMan11;5682679]If no HE, what makes it erotic? Just a huge tease?

And where have you heard that from? I don't see any MP's on LC. Give a brother a little more to go on![/QUOTE]The place is painfully awful, and nothing makes it erotic. I don't even consider it a tease. Strictly light touch, not sensual or relaxing. While lying on their uncomfortable table, they didn't even elevate my head when on my back, something an AMP would never do.

The woman was stunning and sterile, and the place is surreal. They use sex appeal to get you in the door, and hope you're thinking "maybe next time will be more. ".

When I was there, the attendant was playing music via a free subscription to YouTube music or Spotify, which meant commercials interrupting the supposedly relaxing music every few minutes, which added to the surreality of it all.

FWIW, They advertise on Craigslist pretty regularly under health & wellness.

I went to a new spot last night. It was right next to Yokohama. After I was shown into the room, Candy, (40's, small waist, nice boobs) came and said it was. 7 for one hour. No other option. After that I told get $.70 more and she hit my ass because she wanted more. I was prepared to leave and she settled. Never be afraid to walk away mongers! So it all lasted 40 min. But I'm not stressing it.

[QUOTE=HEForager;5683731]The place is painfully awful, and nothing makes it erotic. I don't even consider it a tease. Strictly light touch, not sensual or relaxing. While lying on their uncomfortable table, they didn't even elevate my head when on my back, something an AMP would never do.

The woman was stunning and sterile, and the place is surreal. They use sex appeal to get you in the door, and hope you're thinking "maybe next time will be more. ".

When I was there, the attendant was playing music via a free subscription to YouTube music or Spotify, which meant commercials interrupting the supposedly relaxing music every few minutes, which added to the surreality of it all.

FWIW, They advertise on Craigslist pretty regularly under health & wellness.[/QUOTE]Thanks for clarifying, the previous person said LC, I thought they meant listcrawler, but they meant CL and I do see posts of theirs now for the past month.

That reminds me of the old "813 girls" also around the temple terrace area from years back. I remember the BP ads would have keywords like "glutes" in quotations or capitalized to really give the feeling like more is offered but afaik there was maybe 1-2 girls ever who gave extras and they left or were fired after.

The sad truth is that there just aren't many options out there of a young hot 20s-30s girl offering a rub. Maybe a few legit massage therapists but it's slim picking and you'd never get extras from them

TBH though, $60 is pretty cheap to get rubbed by an attractive girl. Unless it's a painful or uncomfortable rub, I don't see much downside.

[QUOTE=HornyMan11;5684827]Thanks for clarifying, the previous person said LC, I thought they meant listcrawler, but they meant CL and I do see posts of theirs now for the past month.

That reminds me of the old "813 girls" also around the temple terrace area from years back. I remember the BP ads would have keywords like "glutes" in quotations or capitalized to really give the feeling like more is offered but afaik there was maybe 1-2 girls ever who gave extras and they left or were fired after.

The sad truth is that there just aren't many options out there of a young hot 20s-30s girl offering a rub. Maybe a few legit massage therapists but it's slim picking and you'd never get extras from them

TBH though, $60 is pretty cheap to get rubbed by an attractive girl. Unless it's a painful or uncomfortable rub, I don't see much downside.[/QUOTE]Oh for sure, generally I agree with your last statement, but for me it was kind of off-putting. The extremely light touch for 60 minutes made me dizzy, and the zero-anticipation setup did me in completely. There wasn't even the anticipation of maybe that is available when seeing a June-type provider (masseuse in Gandy area) for the first time.

Of course YMMV.

[QUOTE=Wildman010;5681287]Linda has finally been released from custody on a plea deal. In exchange for testimony, she was given 18 months of probation, credited with time served, and ordered no contact with the co-defendants. The RICO and money laundering charges against her have been dropped. As far as I know, she is the only defendant as of this post to have accepted a plea deal.

If this was the best case scenario for her, then I'm happy for her that it turned out this way. She is such a sweetheart and it's quite a shame that she was caught up in this mess.[/QUOTE]Which one is Linda on the HCSO site?

[QUOTE=HornyMan11;5681955][URL]https://loungeofzen.com/[/URL]

This place has been open for a while now, I'm surprised to see no reports. $60 for a 60 min body rub sounds great even if there are no extras just with a hot girl but feel free to PM me if you'd rather not post publicly if anything else is offered. Also their site says 50% deposit is required to book, but any time a girl asks for that it means she's a scam, can anyone confirm if they aren't a scam and any other details?[/QUOTE]That Elisse girl looks cute.

[QUOTE=HillbillyBob;5616196]Just got a Pm from a monger that HR was shut down any truth to it.[/QUOTE]I called and the number isn't in service.

[QUOTE=HornyMan11;5681955][URL]https://loungeofzen.com/[/URL]

This place has been open for a while now, I'm surprised to see no reports. $60 for a 60 min body rub sounds great even if there are no extras just with a hot girl but feel free to PM me if you'd rather not post publicly if anything else is offered. Also their site says 50% deposit is required to book, but any time a girl asks for that it means she's a scam, can anyone confirm if they aren't a scam and any other details?[/QUOTE]#1 rule of mongering never pay anything upfront. You will get screwed but not in the way you want.

[QUOTE=NeeditWantit;5685054]That Elisse girl looks cute.[/QUOTE]That's the one I had. She's fukkin hot. Tiny little thing with a good sized rack.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;5679225]You can still visit Lulu. She's at the HCSO courtesy hotel. I'm not sure a visit with her now would be quite the same as before, and she may not actually want to see anyone reading here as a visitor under these circumstances. You can get the rest of the location details at the hcso website ([URL]https://webapps.hcso.tampa.fl.us/ArrestInquiry/[/URL]) where you'd need to look for activity on 10/27 under the appropriate race and gender characteristics.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I'm up on all that.

Here's my full review of Lounge of Zen.

I hate that they require a 50% deposit just out of principle. I get that maybe they got too many cancellations but hey, that's the business, it happens and you deal with it.

Elisse is hot, though has a very petite frame and is quite short, maybe 5'0 or 5'1. Another review mentioned a big rack but with the clothes she was wearing, I couldn't tell.

The location: it's fine but VERY brightly lit. Massage places need some darkness with dimmer lights. When we got into the massage room, they have blinds on the windows but that wasn't enough, the room was still much brighter than ANY legit or non-legit massage place I'd been to. Also the music was blasting from a speaker outside our room and which I could also hear quite loudly from the lobby.

The bathroom: had no soap or trash can. I told them but they didn't seem to care (or do anything about it).

The table: a typical cheap massage table. No sheets were used, only a thin liner over the table itself which told me that it was likely many other guys had laid on this lining before me. The face cushion was awfully uncomfortable, where there being a horizontal metal bar right where your chin rests on the headpiece. So I either press my forehead into the cushion and get a metal bar on my chin or I push my eyes into the cushion which was uncomfortable too.

The massage: I get that they aren't legally allowed to call their services "massage" without a license, but they do ONLY light touching. Like to the point where it seems like it'd feel great if they pressed a bit harder but when I asked, she said they do rubs and not massages and she can't press any more firm. I've been getting body rubs all over Tampa for 10+ years and I've never dealt with them being this light. It was like a tease for a massage, I kept wanting more. But just of the actual massage itself.

The flip: I was draped (I didn't try to remove it, I assumed she would have insisted to keep it on) but there was one time she was rubbing upper inner thigh and my guy jumped up and peeked out and she moved the cover over him right away. No comment or "accidental" contact with him. I've been in professional settings where the girl even just acknowledges or giggles about it (or worse, when they try to start conversation to get your mind off it so it'll go down, I know that trick they use) but Elise covered it and acted like it didn't happen.

Then the "hot towel which turns into a cold towel after 10 seconds" wipe that you only ever get at AMPs. I've always wondered why they do this. It never actually gets the lotion off and it just ends up being cold shortly after starting.

At least the price is only $60 and since it was strictly rub, no big tip was expected or necessary so I tipped as you might tip a normal massage therapist. I actually would go back if the rub itself was more firm, even knowing that I wouldn't get extras because it's slim pickings to get a rub from a hot girl around here, but this isn't even a rub, it's a light grazing.

NOTE: if you go here and get extras from Elisse, send me a PM. I'd love to know if a) it's even possible and b) what it took. I know some places take multiple visits but for this place since the rub is so light it's mostly just a waste of 60 minutes and $60+tip just to see if I could get anything after a few visits

[QUOTE=HornyMan11;5687334]Here's my full review of Lounge of Zen.

I hate that they require a 50% deposit just out of principle. I get that maybe they got too many cancellations but hey, that's the business, it happens and you deal with it.

Elisse is hot, though has a very petite frame and is quite short, maybe 5'0 or 5'1. Another review mentioned a big rack but with the clothes she was wearing, I couldn't tell.

The location: it's fine but VERY brightly lit. Massage places need some darkness with dimmer lights. When we got into the massage room, they have blinds on the windows but that wasn't enough, the room was still much brighter than ANY legit or non-legit massage place I'd been to. Also the music was blasting from a speaker outside our room and which I could also hear quite loudly from the lobby.

The bathroom: had no soap or trash can. I told them but they didn't seem to care (or do anything about it).

The table: a typical cheap massage table. No sheets were used, only a thin liner over the table itself which told me that it was likely many other guys had laid on this lining before me. The face cushion was awfully uncomfortable, where there being a horizontal metal bar right where your chin rests on the headpiece. So I either press my forehead into the cushion and get a metal bar on my chin or I push my eyes into the cushion which was uncomfortable too.[/QUOTE]Will be interesting to see if extras becomes available. Chelsea, the owner, was once a provider in Carrollwood.

[QUOTE=CheekyFella;5690011]Will be interesting to see if extras becomes available. Chelsea, the owner, was once a provider in Carrollwood.[/QUOTE]That is very interesting information. I'd be very willing to go back if I knew there was a code word, certain amount of $, or some other method to getting extra from Elisse. Even just a HE and I'd be there tomorrow.

I never before got the chance to visit any of the local AMPs. Though I long wanted to visit HP it never happened. This past weekend in Orlando I finally decide to pop my AMP cherry. I must say wow! I saw the beautiful Sophia & enjoyed LFK / DFK / TUMA / BBBJWCIM / MSOG / DATY / DATO /69/ CFS. I encourage all who haven't made the trip to do so. I can't wait to visit again!

I was in Orlando last week and visited Milk. Met their new girl Kiki. Mind blown!! Better than Tampa Bay top end AMP's. Yes! Worth driving 2 hours. One way. Every time you want some AMP honey? Meh probably not; Tampa Bay has some pretty solid high end AMP's with some stunning hotties.

I will say that Milk was the closest thing to a west coast K Girl agency that I have experienced in FL. I will be back again for sure. Monger on.

[QUOTE=Vandald;5690544]I never before got the chance to visit any of the local AMPs. Though I long wanted to visit HP it never happened. This past weekend in Orlando I finally decide to pop my AMP cherry. I must say wow! I saw the beautiful Sophia & enjoyed LFK / DFK / TUMA / BBBJWCIM / MSOG / DATY / DATO /69/ CFS. I encourage all who haven't made the trip to do so. I can't wait to visit again![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CheekyFella;5690011]Will be interesting to see if extras becomes available. Chelsea, the owner, was once a provider in Carrollwood.[/QUOTE]Chelsea has been advertising as the "Head Doctor" on Listcrawler regularly for 2 years. Used to advertise "massage only" for $60 & would get upset if you pointed out her BJ ads that ran every 1-2 hours, so there is that. She also has an * site mentioned on all her pics that features her FS videos with ex-boyfriends but it is $25 a month so only for the truly devoted.

Her pics are nice, most of the LoungeofZen pics are of her, but it's kind of like Forrest Gump's box of chocolates: you never know what you'll get. Oh yeah, you do, a light swirl massage from a pretty girl with little to no hope of a HE.

P.S. For the older gents, Loungeofzen is accessible only by a heart attack inducing climb up a narrow spiral stair case.

I really wanted to like this place but a bit of research found that Chelsea runs ads 3 times an hour under 3 different phone numbers on listcrawler, and all clearly state you will be banned if even hinting at wanting extras. I give this place about 4 months before it shuts down just like her previous site.

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I heard from another reputable AMP girl this week that Momo and June are back in LA and ATL respectively. Both are safe and sound. No word on their return to Tampa area.

Monger on.

I heard from another reputable AMP girl this week that Momo and June are back in LA and ATL respectively. Both are safe and sound. No word on their return to Tampa area.

I would not count on them ever coming back to the business after that scare. Especially if this isn't your native country. I feel so bad for them but I'm sure you wouldn't be returning to the business after going through that. I think June told me she did nails and makeup in LA so I'm sure she will stick to that.

The Hollyday must have made most Providers not beeing available. But I was looking and decided to visit Red Apple in Apollo Beach. I forgot my discount card, so I paid the full 80 for a one hour massage with table shower.

The girl was cute (IMO). On the young side, not too skinny and very friendly. I had a good feeling when I saw her wearing that mini skirt. I ask her name and I think she said Bella.

I grabed some ass on the way to the room and she just giggled. The table shower was very good. She was playfull and during the drying off, I had my hands all under her skirt.

Back in the room, I had a very nice, medium pressure massage, while my hands were playing with her legs, whenever I could reach them. She never pulled away.

After the flip, she started a HJ without asking or me telling her. I grabbed her ass and pussy again and she pushed her bra up and rubbed her titties over my face. I started to suck on the nipples and tried to pull her skirt dow. She helped and when I started to eat her pussy, she took it off and sat on my face. I make it a point to jerk off the day before, so Providers need to play a long time. None of this 10 second HJ, just because I'm horny.

After the cleanup, she sat down by my head for a face and skalp massage.

We never talked about mony. After I was dressed, I pulled out two 20's, but she motioned "more". I added another 20, then another and finaly a fift 20. She was happy and I thought that the "modified" 69 was worth 100.

Red Appel is a reliable go-to, when in a pinch, even though the 180 pinches. Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=BillHo;5695825]The Hollyday must have made most Providers not beeing available. But I was looking and decided to visit Red Apple in Apollo Beach. I forgot my discount card, so I paid the full 80 for a one hour massage with table shower.

The girl was cute (IMO). On the young side, not too skinny and very friendly. I had a good feeling when I saw her wearing that mini skirt. I ask her name and I think she said Bella.

I grabed some ass on the way to the room and she just giggled. The table shower was very good. She was playfull and during the drying off, I had my hands all under her skirt.

Back in the room, I had a very nice, medium pressure massage, while my hands were playing with her legs, whenever I could reach them. She never pulled away.

After the flip, she started a HJ without asking or me telling her. I grabbed her ass and pussy again and she pushed her bra up and rubbed her titties over my face. I started to suck on the nipples and tried to pull her skirt dow. She helped and when I started to eat her pussy, she took it off and sat on my face. I make it a point to jerk off the day before, so Providers need to play a long time. None of this 10 second HJ, just because I'm horny.

After the cleanup, she sat down by my head for a face and skalp massage..[/QUOTE]I've wanted to check out red apple for a while now but all the reviews I've seen on here talk about older women and sometimes no extras at all. I'm not into the older providers. Do they have predominantly younger girls now?

Going to Orlando tomorrow and can't decide which one to go to. I've narrowed it down to Milk, NDS, King and Blue Ocean. Seems like Milk may be the best bet. Anyone have any experience over there? Unlike Tampa, I understand you pay tip and massage up front, is that correct? Seems like usual $2. 4 just like here. I like young and petite with high energy that allowing kissing. Who's best recommendation to look for?

Thanks,

Alpha.

[QUOTE=AlphaMale1;5697754]Going to Orlando tomorrow and can't decide which one to go to. I've narrowed it down to Milk, NDS, King and Blue Ocean. Seems like Milk may be the best bet. Anyone have any experience over there? Unlike Tampa, I understand you pay tip and massage up front, is that correct? Seems like usual $2. 4 just like here. I like young and petite with high energy that allowing kissing. Who's best recommendation to look for?

Thanks,

Alpha.[/QUOTE]Go to milk. There's really nothing to even debate. It's the best Florida has to offer. MSOG BBBJ, whatever you want basically besides BBFS or anal.

And it's 200, upfront, not 240. I live in Tampa but travel there often just because it's so great. The girls there are actually 18-24, unlike Tampa (Han River) where they are actually 35 but tell you they are 21.

Tampa in general is just awful now, for massage and for escorts. Orlando is a gold mine.

[QUOTE=AlphaMale1;5697754]Going to Orlando tomorrow and can't decide which one to go to. I've narrowed it down to Milk, NDS, King and Blue Ocean. Seems like Milk may be the best bet. Anyone have any experience over there? Unlike Tampa, I understand you pay tip and massage up front, is that correct? Seems like usual $2. 4 just like here. I like young and petite with high energy that allowing kissing. Who's best recommendation to look for?

Thanks,

Alpha.[/QUOTE]I visit Orlando at least one weekend a month and never miss a visit at both. Milk is the best for both price and consistency of the lineup. I have only had a couple of mediocre experiences. They were from newbies. But even those were far better than most of the ladies in Tampa. Table shower with mutual body rubbing and a BBJ. And even more fun in the room with MSOG. You can't beat for $200. NDS seems to go through mostly ups and some so-so times based on some reviews. But I have always had a great time there. I like the facility there more. Nicer shower room. The play rooms are larger, better ambience, and great massage tables to have fun on. The rate here is a little more at $240. But I also find it to be less rushed.

[QUOTE=Ronnie720;5697924]Go to milk. There's really nothing to even debate. It's the best Florida has to offer. MSOG BBBJ, whatever you want basically besides BBFS or anal.

And it's 200, upfront, not 240. I live in Tampa but travel there often just because it's so great. The girls there are actually 18-24, unlike Tampa (Han River) where they are actually 35 but tell you they are 21.

Tampa in general is just awful now, for massage and for escorts. Orlando is a gold mine.[/QUOTE]Agree, Milk is the way to go.

[QUOTE=AlphaMale1;5697754]Going to Orlando tomorrow and can't decide which one to go to. I've narrowed it down to Milk, NDS, King and Blue Ocean. Seems like Milk may be the best bet. Anyone have any experience over there? Unlike Tampa, I understand you pay tip and massage up front, is that correct? Seems like usual $2. 4 just like here. I like young and petite with high energy that allowing kissing. Who's best recommendation to look for?

Thanks,

Alpha.[/QUOTE]You've listed all of the top AMPs, although U-Massage could be added to that list. Since you've been directed to Milk, I'm guessing that's where you're headed and the prior posts lay that out pretty well. I also agree that Milk is the first choice among those locations based strictly on service level.

If DISTANCE is a concern, there is ONE girl, Vickie, at Ocean Star Spa (being in Kissimmee, it's much closer to Tampa) that performs equally well as any of the Milk girls. Vickie is only there through the end of December, and after that, it's a pure dice-roll with respect to the quality of service and girls. Vickie does have one protege, Nicole, that can be counted on for a pretty solid performance as well, but I've only heard of wild variation in services among any other girls there.

One point of clarification for other readers here: Milk is the [b][u]ONLY[/u][/b] place where the protocol is to pay 200 upfront at the little curtained window in the lobby. Every other place is a conventional House Fee upfront (80 for an hour), followed by a tip (160 for an hour). While that sounds like MORE than the 200 Milk rate, you're only getting 45 minutes MAXIMUM at Milk. Keiko, the iron-fisted manager, will not allow 60-minute sessions (because they're too busy to accommodate that length of time). You can pay less at the other places for less time also, which typically runs 200 for either 30 or 45 minutes, depending on the place.

Had a nice visit to Red Apple today. First time. Opted for 4-hand session. Mid-aged Asian ladies, not bad (7-8 natural). $1. 60 plus $$ tip. It was a bit more than I normally spring, but got the full hour, some good massage (and nice head massage, as previously mentioned) and table shower, decent 69 with a strong finish (had to be a little. Encouraging to them). Recommend.

My plumber had a dream he was at Red Apple. Mentioned there was sensual teasing out the gate, 1 hour massage, great HE. $60 at the door, standard HE tip. He will return.

[QUOTE=Tomps134;5702214]My plumber had a dream he was at Red Apple. Mentioned there was sensual teasing out the gate, 1 hour massage, great HE. $60 at the door, standard HE tip. He will return.[/QUOTE]May be a dumb question, but what is the standard HE tip? I usually go for more so I don't know what to tip if I just want that.

[QUOTE=PinkChaser;5694245]I heard from another reputable AMP girl this week that Momo and June are back in LA and ATL respectively. Both are safe and sound. No word on their return to Tampa area.

I would not count on them ever coming back to the business after that scare. Especially if this isn't your native country. I feel so bad for them but I'm sure you wouldn't be returning to the business after going through that. I think June told me she did nails and makeup in LA so I'm sure she will stick to that.[/QUOTE]We probably heard that from the same girl. That's too bad, but I wouldn't blame them. I'd do just about anything to see Momo one more time.

[QUOTE=AvatarOfSoot65;5702978]May be a dumb question, but what is the standard HE tip? I usually go for more so I don't know what to tip if I just want that.[/QUOTE]It varies for me. If it's a good massage and roaming allowed I usually lay. 4 on the table.

For what it's worth, if anyone is considering making a trip to Orlando for their first experience at Milk. Do it. Dr. Willy can attest to the detail and honestly provide a much thorough recap, but.

Saw Candy, BBBJ and nuru slide on the table shower. More BBBJ, daty, Mish, k9, Cg, cim. The standard 200 at the door for milk and that was it. Cool experience.

[QUOTE=AvatarOfSoot65;5702978]May be a dumb question, but what is the standard HE tip? I usually go for more so I don't know what to tip if I just want that.[/QUOTE]No FS if that's what you mean by "going for more".

I would fly to LA to see Momo one more time! Hmm perhaps not a bad idea. Go see Momo and visit a K Girl agency! Pardon me while I go search the LA forums! LOL.

[QUOTE=Beefer99;5705307]We probably heard that from the same girl. That's too bad, but I wouldn't blame them. I'd do just about anything to see Momo one more time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GhostRider50;5705674]It varies for me. If it's a good massage and roaming allowed I usually lay. 4 on the table.[/QUOTE]Okay, glad I asked because I had way overestimated. I was floating around. 8 in my head. Thanks for the knowledge.

[QUOTE=Rub101;5705951]No FS if that's what you mean by "going for more".[/QUOTE]Standard tip for just HE $40.

[QUOTE=SenecaCuck;5567125]Avoid Tui An. Awful.[/QUOTE]There's very little written about this place. Just wondering if the reports for Tui Na have changed or if it's still the same awful service reported a few months back. It's still operating so someone must be visiting!

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Hi Forum, (just joined) in the hobby for 10+ years. Was passing by one of my 4 spots in Tampa that I rotate through only to find they closed. All Seasons was a decent AMP in Temple Terrace and one of the only ones in the area with Asians under 50 years old. I have no idea what happened but I guess the writing was on the wall. Anna, late 30's was attractive, petite and unique with her style just stopped showing up to work. Then Nancy, late 40's with excellent HE technique vanished and was replaced by short, wide 40 something attendant that I never got her name. Anyone know what happened?

I stopped by twice in the last week or so. Used to have some really hott Asian babes over the past few years. One has gone to Yoshika, and now there's just random old Asian women that are rather frightening. Sad. Won't be returning. There was a gal a few years back who was the absolute best. Momo. Miss here. No holds barred. Not the one who was at Han River, but another who I believe was also over in Pasco at times. Oh well. The net gets tighter. The selection gets smaller. Be safe!