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[QUOTE=Jaboni;6008456]Lmao, I laughed till I threw up in my mouth. Thank God I'm older now and the testosterone isn't flowing like once was. Fat has never been on my bucket list, been there done that in my 20's. Remember, with age comes experience, with experience comes wisdom, with wisdom you trust your gut, you don't trust pictures and you don't trust the little head. It's oblivious to your gut, It has no brain, it has no conscience, and it is totally blind except for the color pink, it only knows one thing.[/QUOTE]Yeah she is fat her pics are 60 lbs and 3 years old.

[QUOTE=HarryJH;6008046]This review is intended for entertainment purposes only.

A review, be it true, is a review, so keep that in mind.

It is intended to warn others (or possibly entice others) to the horrors I have seen and just done.

And no disrespect is intended, to any parties involved at all. I just learned a few things this time around.

First off, Lazy Summer Fridays mean no one answers their texts, be it work, family, friends or even ladies of the cyber-evenings.

No one. What a piss ass day for not 1 reply. UNTIL.

5 pm, I get a ping back.

"Yes, I'm available now".

Fantastic, there is a STG God and there is hope.

Link:

[URL]https://manalapan.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/looking-4-sexy-goddess-to-blow/974805650825[/URL]

OK, so I reply, and ask what's the donation (code word for the newbies).

Wait, Wait, Wait them BOOM!

Hell, thank god I have a 256 gig Phone, the menu option text comes thru and I think the only thing not included and would possibly be was the Kitchen Sink. (As in extra fee to bend her over one.).

It took me over 1 minute to read thru all the prices and figure out what I wanted to order. I never knew it could be so complicated for what I was seeking.

WTF? Upsell, Upsell, Up $ell, and oh, you also want to $ubscribe for content?

Jesus, I nearly felt my wallet clutch its heart from my back pocket!

Then the usual text banter back and forth, relook at the photos, more text, "I only got" and that hit's the main vein (more on that later LOL).

This after complaining getting more than 1/2 off what I wanted and even more. Yada yada yada.

(Shout out to TailGunner to never pay full price) (And if I did on this one, my credit score would have went down due to the size of the loan I would have had to take out).

OK, arrange a place on East Orange, hide my valuables, and start the trek.

Get to the location, a house only the original (1960's) Addams Family would be proud of in East Orange.

She comes down and I take a look as the door opens.

Head snap, sounds of brain frying, WTF, this round beauty is suppose to be the girl in the photos?

More brain synapses snapping, head starting to twitch, and then, as expected, little head kicks in and says MOVE YOUR ASS!

I move towards the open door and thinking, this can't be right..

Think of it this way, start with a song in your head. Here, let me entice you.

Whole Lotta Kalli (pronounced Rosi).

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJakepFG-Mw[/URL]

First off, "this ain't my house, I just use it, so don't judge me".

Wait, what? I'm here for fuck and I don't get to judge you? Hmmm, that's an oxymoron!

We need to hike it up to the 3rd floor, I'm behind and seeing the birth of a new solar system in front of me with two huge orbs oscillating.

Serious fight going on between big and little head with each flight climbed.

Little head wins the fight with a big of justification.

They always said fat girls are the best in bed. Got to have a fat girl. You will have the greatest sex with a fat girl.

Well, big head says, never have, let's give it a shot. Bucket list item I never had on my list anyway.

And again, if it ever comes up in the future in casual conversation, I can say I fucked a fat girl. (head down in shame!

The activities began, I got naked, her, not so much. Thankfully.

The Singing of the Billy Joel tune began. And So It Goes (an actual song, you know!

WOW! Talk about mechanical, unenthusiastic and repetitive, WOW, just let me do it myself.

I think I would have had more luck putting a Big Mac at the end of my knees to make her work for it.

Oh well, opportunity missed. Can't take but two minutes more of this robotic action.

Little head, you ready? Scared but yes, Let's do this.

OK, main event, oh wait, have to get the bra off to see the tits. WTF? Small, round baseballs? I got jipped!

Big girl got to have big tits, its in the Constitution! Well, now, another disappointment!

Seems to be a theme!

OK, let's try from behind first. Wait, got to take off the shorts, just one leg off will be fine. I get in and seriously, starting to reconsider the winning argument.

I like giving from behind but this, this ain't right.

No offense to those of you who like them big. But being raised on Western PA skinny girls with cute, small, tight asses, this one aint for me.

I'm grabbing and grabbing and grabbing to get a hold but the rolls just keep winning. I do not like this. I do not like this at all, big ass my ass!

Those who have said all my life you got to fuck a fat chick, well, you mother fuckers lied!! This was not the dream lay I always heard of.

OK, lets flip and try door #1. Well, ain't got no better, kinda like me laying on a bean bag chair with a hole in it.

There's skin everywhere and oh yes, no kissing. It's a rule and most likely, another up $ell. OK, I' cool, I'm done.

Deed is done on her stomach and time to go.

I could not get down the steps fast enough to make it to my car and hustle my skinny white boy ass out of there.

Again, what I learned is the photos, are from like 10+ years ago, OK, maybe 995 Big Macs as well. You decide.

The fable of you have to fuck a fat chick, Myth BUSTED! All those who profess fat chicks are the best, more power to you!

You can always negotiate, depending on the events, you always have the upper hand.

Lastly, never try to get some on a lazy Friday. Cut your losses and just go home.

Take your $$ and go buy some Big Macs. She did.

Again, no disrespect but this one was a total loss (slight win) in my eyes.

Good Luck Hunting![/QUOTE]Well done! Thanks, it happens to us all. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=HarryJH;6008046]This review is intended for entertainment purposes only.

A review, be it true, is a review, so keep that in mind.

It is intended to warn others (or possibly entice others) to the horrors I have seen and just done.

And no disrespect is intended, to any parties involved at all. I just learned a few things this time around.

First off, Lazy Summer Fridays mean no one answers their texts, be it work, family, friends or even ladies of the cyber-evenings.

No one. What a piss ass day for not 1 reply. UNTIL.

5 pm, I get a ping back.

"Yes, I'm available now".

Fantastic, there is a STG God and there is hope.

Link:

[URL]https://manalapan.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/looking-4-sexy-goddess-to-blow/974805650825[/URL]

OK, so I reply, and ask what's the donation (code word for the newbies).

Wait, Wait, Wait them BOOM!

Hell, thank god I have a 256 gig Phone, the menu option text comes thru and I think the only thing not included and would possibly be was the Kitchen Sink. (As in extra fee to bend her over one.).

It took me over 1 minute to read thru all the prices and figure out what I wanted to order. I never knew it could be so complicated for what I was seeking.

WTF? Upsell, Upsell, Up $ell, and oh, you also want to $ubscribe for content?

Jesus, I nearly felt my wallet clutch its heart from my back pocket!

Then the usual text banter back and forth, relook at the photos, more text, "I only got" and that hit's the main vein (more on that later LOL).

This after complaining getting more than 1/2 off what I wanted and even more. Yada yada yada.

(Shout out to TailGunner to never pay full price) (And if I did on this one, my credit score would have went down due to the size of the loan I would have had to take out).

OK, arrange a place on East Orange, hide my valuables, and start the trek.

Get to the location, a house only the original (1960's) Addams Family would be proud of in East Orange.

She comes down and I take a look as the door opens.

Head snap, sounds of brain frying, WTF, this round beauty is suppose to be the girl in the photos?

More brain synapses snapping, head starting to twitch, and then, as expected, little head kicks in and says MOVE YOUR ASS!

I move towards the open door and thinking, this can't be right..

Think of it this way, start with a song in your head. Here, let me entice you.

Whole Lotta Kalli (pronounced Rosi).

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJakepFG-Mw[/URL]

First off, "this ain't my house, I just use it, so don't judge me".

Wait, what? I'm here for fuck and I don't get to judge you? Hmmm, that's an oxymoron!

We need to hike it up to the 3rd floor, I'm behind and seeing the birth of a new solar system in front of me with two huge orbs oscillating.

Serious fight going on between big and little head with each flight climbed.

Little head wins the fight with a big of justification.

They always said fat girls are the best in bed. Got to have a fat girl. You will have the greatest sex with a fat girl.

Well, big head says, never have, let's give it a shot. Bucket list item I never had on my list anyway.

And again, if it ever comes up in the future in casual conversation, I can say I fucked a fat girl. (head down in shame!

The activities began, I got naked, her, not so much. Thankfully.

The Singing of the Billy Joel tune began. And So It Goes (an actual song, you know!

WOW! Talk about mechanical, unenthusiastic and repetitive, WOW, just let me do it myself.

I think I would have had more luck putting a Big Mac at the end of my knees to make her work for it.

Oh well, opportunity missed. Can't take but two minutes more of this robotic action.

Little head, you ready? Scared but yes, Let's do this.

OK, main event, oh wait, have to get the bra off to see the tits. WTF? Small, round baseballs? I got jipped!

Big girl got to have big tits, its in the Constitution! Well, now, another disappointment!

Seems to be a theme!

OK, let's try from behind first. Wait, got to take off the shorts, just one leg off will be fine. I get in and seriously, starting to reconsider the winning argument.

I like giving from behind but this, this ain't right.

No offense to those of you who like them big. But being raised on Western PA skinny girls with cute, small, tight asses, this one aint for me.

I'm grabbing and grabbing and grabbing to get a hold but the rolls just keep winning. I do not like this. I do not like this at all, big ass my ass!

Those who have said all my life you got to fuck a fat chick, well, you mother fuckers lied!! This was not the dream lay I always heard of.

OK, lets flip and try door #1. Well, ain't got no better, kinda like me laying on a bean bag chair with a hole in it.

There's skin everywhere and oh yes, no kissing. It's a rule and most likely, another up $ell. OK, I' cool, I'm done.

Deed is done on her stomach and time to go.

I could not get down the steps fast enough to make it to my car and hustle my skinny white boy ass out of there.

Again, what I learned is the photos, are from like 10+ years ago, OK, maybe 995 Big Macs as well. You decide.

The fable of you have to fuck a fat chick, Myth BUSTED! All those who profess fat chicks are the best, more power to you!

You can always negotiate, depending on the events, you always have the upper hand.

Lastly, never try to get some on a lazy Friday. Cut your losses and just go home.

Take your $$ and go buy some Big Macs. She did.

Again, no disrespect but this one was a total loss (slight win) in my eyes.

Good Luck Hunting![/QUOTE]Great review!! Sucks that she doesn't look like her pics. She looks awesome in the pics and looks like fun. With a great ass. I've communicated with her in the past and she was definitely on my list of girls to see. You saved me a trip to East Orange and saved me a good chunk of change!!

Where to even begin. As I'm posting this she deleted her stg post but I found a post here [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/petite-sweet-brandy/44387703[/URL].

So I message her and we talk and I head over. Place is on third avenue in Newark. Seems alright. She has me wait 5 minutes. Then 20. Keeps messaging me sorry I got caught up can you give me a little more time. Then 35 minutes pass and then she finally comes out. She looks good and hot. So we go upstairs. She is in a tiny apartment studio thing on the third floor. We go in and settle up. She texts someone but then says she needs to use the bathroom so a red flag when off on me so I'm like ok. She goes out. She leaves her phone on the table unlocked and open on the person she texted before. Curiosity struck so I read it and it's texts to some dude that she has coming. The guy is telling her to stall me that it isn't hard to stall me. And she texts asking where he was that "this faggot is here" LOL and. He says I'll be right there. So I'm like I don't want to draw any attention so I grab my shit and leave before she even gets back. Get outside and some car slow pulls up on me but since I'm a big ass dude he kept driving by LOL. Needless to say I reported the incident to my Cashapp and canceled the payment. Be careful with this one. She's literally bait for a bigger problem and luckily enough the guy that slownpulled didn't want anything with me LOL.

[QUOTE=BarelyMortal;6017289]Where to even begin. As I'm posting this she deleted her stg post but I found a post here [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/petite-sweet-brandy/44387703[/URL].

So I message her and we talk and I head over. Place is on third avenue in Newark. Seems alright. She has me wait 5 minutes. Then 20. Keeps messaging me sorry I got caught up can you give me a little more time. Then 35 minutes pass and then she finally comes out. She looks good and hot. So we go upstairs. She is in a tiny apartment studio thing on the third floor. We go in and settle up. She texts someone but then says she needs to use the bathroom so a red flag when off on me so I'm like ok. She goes out. She leaves her phone on the table unlocked and open on the person she texted before. Curiosity struck so I read it and it's texts to some dude that she has coming. The guy is telling her to stall me that it isn't hard to stall me. And she texts asking where he was that "this faggot is here" LOL and. He says I'll be right there. So I'm like I don't want to draw any attention so I grab my shit and leave before she even gets back. Get outside and some car slow pulls up on me but since I'm a big ass dude he kept driving by LOL. Needless to say I reported the incident to my Cashapp and canceled the payment. Be careful with this one. She's literally bait for a bigger problem and luckily enough the guy that slownpulled didn't want anything with me LOL.[/QUOTE]Glad you made it out safely bro but cmon man you waited that long for pussy in Newark it was never going to be worth the wait.

[QUOTE=Smack25;6017339]Glad you made it out safely bro but cmon man you waited that long for pussy in Newark it was never going to be worth the wait.[/QUOTE]I know I was being dumb and thinking with the little head. Shit has been drier than the fucking desert on stg. Man good thing her man was coming I would've broke that chick in half LOL.

[QUOTE=BarelyMortal;6017289]Where to even begin. As I'm posting this she deleted her stg post but I found a post here [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/petite-sweet-brandy/44387703[/URL].

So I message her and we talk and I head over. Place is on third avenue in Newark. Seems alright. She has me wait 5 minutes. Then 20. Keeps messaging me sorry I got caught up can you give me a little more time. Then 35 minutes pass and then she finally comes out. She looks good and hot. So we go upstairs. She is in a tiny apartment studio thing on the third floor. We go in and settle up. She texts someone but then says she needs to use the bathroom so a red flag when off on me so I'm like ok. She goes out. She leaves her phone on the table unlocked and open on the person she texted before. Curiosity struck so I read it and it's texts to some dude that she has coming. The guy is telling her to stall me that it isn't hard to stall me. And she texts asking where he was that "this faggot is here" LOL and. He says I'll be right there. So I'm like I don't want to draw any attention so I grab my shit and leave before she even gets back. Get outside and some car slow pulls up on me but since I'm a big ass dude he kept driving by LOL. Needless to say I reported the incident to my Cashapp and canceled the payment. Be careful with this one. She's literally bait for a bigger problem and luckily enough the guy that slownpulled didn't want anything with me LOL.[/QUOTE]I hit her up in the past and something seemed off to me so I never went there to see her.

She's posting again. This is her stg link [URL]https://north-jersey.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/petite-sweet-brunette-brandy-n/330235086256[/URL].

[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007;6017429]I hit her up in the past and something seemed off to me so I never went there to see her.[/QUOTE]Yeah man ***** was a set up LOL she deleted her post but just in case I took some pics since I can't post on stg.

[QUOTE=BarelyMortal;6018621]Yeah man ***** was a set up LOL she deleted her post but just in case I took some pics since I can't post on stg.[/QUOTE]Looks like a crackhead. Glad you made it out safe fam. These chicks going to fuck around and try and set the wrong dude up. With all the fine pussy out there why do mofos keep banging these crackhead looking hoes? WTF.

[QUOTE=ThickLover;6020544]Looks like a crackhead. Glad you made it out safe fam. These chicks going to fuck around and try and set the wrong dude up. With all the fine pussy out there why do mofos keep banging these crackhead looking hoes? WTF.[/QUOTE]We do not know some of these chicks are crackheads until we see them in person I'm glad bro senses kicked in and he decided to look at the phone text she'll be punished by karma soon.

[QUOTE=HunterJay;6021184]We do not know some of these chicks are crackheads until we see them in person I'm glad bro senses kicked in and he decided to look at the phone text she'll be punished by karma soon.[/QUOTE]Yeah in person she is just skinnier than the pics. She had no track marks or anything. I was already on edge cause of all the waiting so when she was fidgeting with her phone and told me she had to go pee that threw a red flag in the air I couldn't ignore. So when k saw her phone was unlocked and on the text window she was sending read all the shit in there. The only thing I feel bad about right now is that I can't post on stg to warn other mongers there that will probably fall into that trap. Just saw she posted again today. I really hope she gets fucked hard by karma.

[QUOTE=BarelyMortal;6021283]Yeah in person she is just skinnier than the pics. She had no track marks or anything. I was already on edge cause of all the waiting so when she was fidgeting with her phone and told me she had to go pee that threw a red flag in the air I couldn't ignore. So when k saw her phone was unlocked and on the text window she was sending read all the shit in there. The only thing I feel bad about right now is that I can't post on stg to warn other mongers there that will probably fall into that trap. Just saw she posted again today. I really hope she gets fucked hard by karma.[/QUOTE]At bottom of ad click report post.

[QUOTE=BarelyMortal;6017289]Where to even begin. As I'm posting this she deleted her stg post but I found a post here [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/petite-sweet-brandy/44387703[/URL].

So I message her and we talk and I head over. Place is on third avenue in Newark. Seems alright. She has me wait 5 minutes. Then 20. Keeps messaging me sorry I got caught up can you give me a little more time. Then 35 minutes pass and then she finally comes out. She looks good and hot. So we go upstairs. She is in a tiny apartment studio thing on the third floor. We go in and settle up. She texts someone but then says she needs to use the bathroom so a red flag when off on me so I'm like ok. She goes out. She leaves her phone on the table unlocked and open on the person she texted before. Curiosity struck so I read it and it's texts to some dude that she has coming. The guy is telling her to stall me that it isn't hard to stall me. And she texts asking where he was that "this faggot is here" LOL and. He says I'll be right there. So I'm like I don't want to draw any attention so I grab my shit and leave before she even gets back. Get outside and some car slow pulls up on me but since I'm a big ass dude he kept driving by LOL. Needless to say I reported the incident to my Cashapp and canceled the payment. Be careful with this one. She's literally bait for a bigger problem and luckily enough the guy that slownpulled didn't want anything with me LOL.[/QUOTE]One day they going to mess with the wrong person. This ain't no video game. They give the business a bad name.

[QUOTE=Teclis1283;6024022]One day they going to mess with the wrong person. This ain't no video game. They give the business a bad name.[/QUOTE]He should of taken her phone and broke it I would of.