Massage Parlor Reports

AMP just north of St. Paul that's been talked about on here before is still hot. Fully naked, 69 with finish, great massage and even tied my shoes for me after LOL. YMMV but well worth it.

[QUOTE=Fisher4899;6845816]AMP just north of St. Paul that's been talked about on here before is still hot. Fully naked, 69 with finish, great massage and even tied my shoes for me after LOL. YMMV but well worth it.[/QUOTE]Did I miss something?

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6847554]Did I miss something?[/QUOTE]Must be a YMMV situation because unless I'm thinking of the wrong place you didn't miss it, you've actually mentioned the place in the past.

Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6847554]Did I miss something?[/QUOTE]No, you know the place.

[QUOTE=HughJload;6848164]Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.[/QUOTE]That tree is dry. LOL.

[QUOTE=HughJload;6848164]Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.[/QUOTE]Can I ask what they charge for their maple syrup, sounds like they have all three sizes available, unless they only offer the bigger sizes to the loggers with the sharper axes.

[QUOTE=HughJload;6848164]Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.[/QUOTE]Interesting, although the tree was open and ready to be tapped, the tap was not allowed. Has anyone seen the mouth ever water the seedling?

Just wondering if anyone has a non-Asian massage parlor recommendation? I just wanted to try something a bit different.

[QUOTE=HughJload;6848164]Had the opportunity to tap one of the MapLes today as it hovered over me.

I decided my hammer was too big, and the tree was very oLd (maybe 65) and dry, so decided to Leave it be.

There was a sapling to be seen (maybe 29), but it had a fairly thick trunk with small branches and Leaves.[/QUOTE]Pure poetry, bro.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6847554]Did I miss something?[/QUOTE]Yeah I'm not sure I'm buying it LOL.

[QUOTE=QuestR76;6802993]On my way to winter vacation in Tucson (my list has 10 great offerings of the more than 50 in Tucson) Sex vacation as AMP's are abundant. Great service inc FS for less than $$ including hour house fee. Girls often 8+ if you follow the guide. Been using AAMP and travelers last few years in MN. But often disappointed. Have yet to find another ATF (been years here in MN) Almost had one who regularly visited from Vegas. But Bloomington sting scared her or the customer base. AAMP's still not a good way to find consistent value. Even CaptainHonest recommended booker lacked consistency. But I did find a st Micheal girl working local AMP. Promises or possibility abounds. And as always YMMV, But for me, my 4 K Tucson budget for a month will probably take the edge off. I know some of you will think my budget to high. Remember this is MN winter vacation money. I've ventured into real relationship dating. Each experience cost me more than a grand per week of the relationship. Now massages do not replace all that a "R" offers, but it does take the edge off. Plus my game isn't what it use to be, because the prize also does not draw as much as it use to. And I'm older, fatter & slower. Plus the money creates a fair trade. Youth and looks are expensive to maintain.[/QUOTE]So my rotation is Coco at Winterspring early, Eva at SixStar off Houghton midday, Cindy at Yanan late because the nearby Sushi place was excellent. And Lubi (Sun spa) anytime as she is the only one who gave me her direct cell. But then again I've visited her at least 20+ times over the last 3 years. Although, Aloha at Curves (strip club) did the same. But that was expensive teasing. Others encouraged a call, but I choose the drive by and if the parking area was empty stop in. Plus Coco liked my Sunday morning consitancy. Now at $$ a visit my budget did get used up, but to do an hour massage everyday for weeks is almost to much. I need the MN rest from my Tucson vacation.

[QUOTE=QuestR76;6851196]I need the MN rest from my Tucson vacation.[/QUOTE]Absolutely agree with the great fun to be had when traveling vs. Here.

West coast has young beauties from Seattle to San Diego. LA girls like rotating to Phoenix, so selection gets good there as well. Florida rotates girls from NY and the Miami ladies travel the state as well.

Shame I joined the hobby too late to enjoy anything local, but a cheap flight and some saved up cash can make up for it.

Marvelous sweetness on my tongue.

A luscious dance of light and dark.

Passion drips from a golden rung.

Lingering like a hidden spark.

Eager hands tapping into. Desire.

Sun-kissed liquid of celestial unity.

Yearning whispers softly yet couth.

Rolled up in the arms of serendipity.

Unusual elixir of love and youth.

Presently revealing my hammer. On fire.

[QUOTE=Ddys11;6623333]Suelyn was fun but no DATY! Tina from Spanut. Not going into specifics but I really did enjoy our sessions. Wish I knew if she was still around. Probably the best was Coco. She officed near Crosstown and Cedar. Super cute and fun with many options.[/QUOTE]Is coco retired? She was fun and her replacement is older, but from behind reminds me of college days, frfr.