Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;5435890]Just left, old Jade, del prado between handCOCK and pine island, subway in strip mall, opted 1/2 hour, same ol same ol greeting, middle aged Asian, wearing mask, same ol room, draped massage, she jumped up on my butt and used her knees, flip, undraped, HE decent, 50 $ in and $50 out. Same ol, . $100 Ok massage, OK HE and small bottle of eater to go.[/QUOTE]Had pretty much the exact same experience last week. Provider name Leah, I think. 40-something, b-cup, nice body. Knees on my butt, up and down back, a little rough at times, but not bad. Started in with teasing within 5-10 min and took drape off; did early flip and wanted to know "what you want? Offered CBJ, asked for price, was given $1. 5. Said no, too much, only have $0. 6 today, so she motioned for HJ / HE. Very quick and mechanical. Wasn't worth $0. 4, let alone 0. 6. My mistake. Was done in 15 min of the 30 I paid for. I think she even felt bad for the quick turn-around. She got cleaned up and came back and did rest of massage, plus 5+ min overtime. Walked on my back this time.

Overall, meahhh. First time at this location, a bit out of my way. Standard prices. What I didn't like: place seemed "dank" and dirty to me, more so than the average. Linens were definitely re-used. Rooms have open walls at the top 18 inches or so, so you can hear everything (EVERYthing) that is going on in the adjoining rooms. At least 3 customers came in while I was there for my 35 min. For a weekday at 11 AM, that was pretty busy.

Rating: Looks 6. 5/10 Attitude 8/10 Massage 5/10 Pricing 4/10 Atmosphere / cleanliness 3. 5/10 I won't return. I can drive 1/4 the distance and spend too much for a mediocre rub / tug.

As always, YMMV, FWIW.

Seeker, Out.

[QUOTE=LoveToDine;5435912]From what I heard it seems the current talent Lulu is a good rub but no tug.

LTD.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this. I was considering but time to look elsewhere.

I called and made an appointment with Lina today after reading a few reviews here. Hands down best massage yet in Florida. Good pressure, pace, definitely a repeat for me. She took her time and I left completely relaxed. The place was the cleanest I have been to yet. No weird smells like food cooking in the back either. I absolutely recommend.

[QUOTE=BigDaddyBS;5435249]Went to the AMP at 1056X Tamiami and got Greece. It hammers her first day, can't verify but who cares. 70 for hr and 150 for FS. She was a champ! I've seen Most AMPs in the area and she killed it. Highly recommend and will definitely repeat![/QUOTE]I was wondering if you had any info on the girl that you got the trip to Greece with. I've been looking for that at an AMP. I haven't found it yet. Do you know what her name was or could you describe her, height body tape etc. I'd like to try and hook up with her.

Was cruising around Vanderbuilt Ave near Collier in the Winn Dixie shopping center. Right down the strip was a place that said Massage! Since it is off season and things tend to be slow, I went in without calling and met a sweet young gal. Called herself Shasha. Nice smile and a great and healthy body. Seemed friendly and open to pretty much anything and I asked what was on the menu.

All seemed reasonable and I really enjoyed myself. Delightful time and left in love!

Since I appreciate the good services and it being summer and probably slow, I always tip well because I do want to return there soon. We have to take well care of the good gals so they stay around, even in off season.

Left drained and happy for reasonable $$. Money well spent.

HG2.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5439968]Was cruising around Vanderbuilt Ave near Collier in the Winn Dixie shopping center. Right down the strip was a place that said Massage! Since it is off season and things tend to be slow, I went in without calling and met a sweet young gal. Called herself Shasha. Nice smile and a great and healthy body. Seemed friendly and open to pretty much anything and I asked what was on the menu.

All seemed reasonable and I really enjoyed myself. Delightful time and left in love!

Since I appreciate the good services and it being summer and probably slow, I always tip well because I do want to return there soon. We have to take well care of the good gals so they stay around, even in off season.

Left drained and happy for reasonable $$. Money well spent.

HG2.[/QUOTE]A few questions, was she Asian, what was on the menu, did the fee includes the house fee.

[QUOTE=ShortStackLove;4935550]Just saw Mimi at Tranquility today in the early evening. She was a really sweet girl with a bubbly personality. She also seemed younger than most parlor girls I have encountered. I asked her why I haven't seen her before and apparently she only works when one of her regulars request her personally. So she is elusive.

When I came in, I flat out gave her $. 7 for a massage. That's 70 plus 100 for the tip. I had no idea if I was going to get anything, but I like to make sure they know I mean business. The table shower was nice and there was a lot of teasing my ass. On the flip, she joked calling my junk her "new toy" and gave it some nice long strokes. Near the end though she started to draw with the water and was like "I made you my flower!" Like WTF do you do in that situation? I just laughed it off and followed her lead.

Back on the table she asked if I wanted soft or hard. I opted for soft and was given only very light brushes on her finger tips. At first I was a put off, but there is something about this woman's skilled. She seemed calculated and knew all the sensitive parts of my body, not just the sexual ones. Then out of no where she brings out a fucking feather and rubs it up and down my back all the way to my sack. Honestly, an interesting experience to have at least once. After a few moments of that, I asked her if she does prostate massage but she didn't know what that was. So I told her "inside" and she instantly went and got gloves and some lube. While the "outside" massage was nice and calculated, her prostate massage was rather lacking. It felt more like she was trying to just jam her fingers inside rather than an actual massage.

On the flip she continued the "prostate" massage and then provided an accompanying hand-job. Roaming was fully allowed but she remained clothed the entire time. I quickly came with roughly half an hour to spare, but she continued with the massage for the remaining time. Just this time with small talk rather than pent up sexual tension. This time however I asked for a medium massage but she said if I wanted hard she could walk on my back.[/QUOTE]Short Stack, thanks for the report and if you keep this up, you will have a short stack soon.

Rule #1 Never tip in advance without knowing what you're getting.

Rule #2 See Rule #1.

Hello team,

Recommendations for the best outcall massage in Naples? Thank you!

[QUOTE=LoveToDine;5435912]From what I heard it seems the current talent Lulu is a good rub but no tug.

LTD.[/QUOTE]I'm seeing recent reviews for lulu on the maps though? I might just try anyway.

Lina listed in massage finder? She usually posts in Ft Laud / Miami area. Fun finish?

[QUOTE=Nissan42;5438500]I called and made an appointment with Lina today after reading a few reviews here. Hands down best massage yet in Florida. Good pressure, pace, definitely a repeat for me. She took her time and I left completely relaxed. The place was the cleanest I have been to yet. No weird smells like food cooking in the back either. I absolutely recommend.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Heywood2020;5441640]Lina listed in massage finder? She usually posts in Ft Laud / Miami area. Fun finish?[/QUOTE]Here you go.

[URL]https://www.linas-studio.com/[/URL]

Lina is a great lady with a great personality. She gives a good therapeutic massage and a good HE. Depending on how outgoing and fun loving you are, the HE can be a great experience, all it takes is encouragement and guidance. She is very accommodating and listens well. Absolutely no roaming or touching but a hand on the butt squeezing during HE has never been rejected. 70/50 for the full hour.

Any idea if she does outcall to hotel?

[QUOTE=Orch13;5441937]Here you go.

[URL]https://www.linas-studio.com/[/URL]

Lina is a great lady with a great personality. She gives a good therapeutic massage and a good HE. Depending on how outgoing and fun loving you are, the HE can be a great experience, all it takes is encouragement and guidance. She is very accommodating and listens well. Absolutely no roaming or touching but a hand on the butt squeezing during HE has never been rejected. 70/50 for the full hour.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Heywood2020;5442103]Any idea if she does outcall to hotel?[/QUOTE]My Spidey sense says no, but never hurts to ask.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/chl/bts/d/port-charlotte-grand-opening-calla/7347137137.html[/URL]

This is the second one to pop up after the opening of Golden, which produced a couple of good sessions until a staff change. I hate it when you get a good one and then. Poof. Gone. This one is not far away from Golden and handy to PC doc appointments so I will give it a shot next week and report back. In the meantime, if anyone should make a stop, let's hear it here please.

Would love to know more about Cali. Can't seem to find her al.

[QUOTE=TilapiaDinner;5421875]Can only speak of the first one. Easy place to find but also just a very tiny room with a massage table in it. I knocked on the door and it opened. I was very disappointed and said I left my wallet in my car and had to go get it. She texted 15 minutes later and asked if I was still coming. I said no, I'm going to pass.

Here are my reviews from recent to a few years back.

Most recent. Last month.

Naples AMP in business complex just north of Einstein bagels on 41.3 story building the place in on 2nd floor in the back. Ani gave great massage and offered full menu 120 for FS. Will repeat.

Creech. Everyone knows.

AMP located at 41 and pine ridge next to a raw bar and grill. Cute young Asian. Massage sucked but wanted more than 100 for FS. I got mad and said just finish the massage. She started harassing the rubbing and we agreed to 50 HJ with roaming OTC. Won't repeat.

Ylan in bonita. TS offered and I've only had HJ there for 50. They also walk on your back if you ask. Thats worth the $50 entrance fee but thjs was 2 years ago. Girl was cute playful and young. Would repeat.

Estero AMP in 41 in abc shopping plaza. No TS. Older masseuse but this was 2 years ago. HJ ending. Won't repeat.

There's my 5 cents. There's also a hot middle age blond on CL (Cali) That works out of Estero on Immokalee and 75 that would bankrupt me if she was consistent. She's on a break now she says.[/QUOTE]