Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Smoky R Wood; 1575402]Don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of the whole idea of laying on a table, hoping for good service from disinterested providers covered up like nuns. Think about it, we're laying there and have very little option if the girl keeps herself away. Damn, show some skin, use other parts of the body to rub on mine and don't act like it's gross to be touched.

Advice to the girls:

1. Lose the damn tights and jeans! Wear something loose and a bit more revealing; a softer look.

2. Relax! If I've been in your establishment multiple times and you know me, I'm NOT LE. I've been to certain places, even following after a move, and it's like this cat-mouse game every time. The tension is a mood-killer. I'm the one who needs to be relaxed; put me at ease!

3. Learn how to rub in a sensual fashion. Use flat, open hands, not fists and elbows. Slow and easy. And stop the swirly thumb thing. Let the hand linger a bit near the sensitive zones. Slide in there between the legs / buttocks and "accidentally" brush the boys.

4. Don't spend 50 minutes of the hour on my back and shoulders.

5. Don't forget the feet.

6. On the flip, a bit of cover for the private area is sometimes helpful. Remember, I'm naked and sometimes it's cold in those rooms. Junior might be a bit shy. Spend some time at the head of the table, leaning over my face and lightly rubbing the chest, almost going under the cover. By this time, I hope you have exposed a bit more of yourself and they are hanging tantalizingly close, just brushing my face.

7. Move down my body and rub the legs, just reaching under the cover and brushing close. Lean over, let your (I hope by now) hot almost naked body press mine, whisper in my ear and reach under the cover. I'll be ready and you will be GENEROUSLY tipped.

Is that so difficult?

I will be happy to come to any establishment and teach you how to do this. It's not brain surgery![/QUOTE][list][*]Brother Smoky, you seem stressed, why you so uptight?[*]Have you considered therapy, it helps to make things right.[/list][list][*]When I'm unsure about where to go, as quality seems dead.[*]I'll just go, save some dough, and settle for some head.[/list][list][*]Or reminisce of Jordan, a young Metrolina prime.[*]Her panties lace, and soothing grace, almost was a crime.[/list][list][*]Do you remember Sara, treated you like a king.[*]A big physique, by Mallard Creek, relaxation was her thing.[/list][list][*]And don't forget Alana, her eyes would make you freeze.[*]A gentle touch, erotic much, to help put you at ease.[/list][list][*]Leesa may not be around, a quality review.[*]But Kimberly you would agree, seems like deja vu.[/list][list][*]Oh! With all these memories, are we past the "good 'ol days"?[*]I say explore, as there are more, therapists to appraise.[/list][list][*]When had enough, and times are tough, can always use your fists.[*]But rest assured, you will be cured, when quality exists.[/list]

[QUOTE=Sully15; 1576327][list][*]Brother Smoky, you seem stressed, why you so uptight?[*]Have you considered therapy, it helps to make things right.[/list][list][*]When I'm unsure about where to go, as quality seems dead.[*]I'll just go, save some dough, and settle for some head.[/list][list][*]Or reminisce of Jordan, a young Metrolina prime.[*]Her panties lace, and soothing grace, almost was a crime.[/list][list][*]Do you remember Sara, treated you like a king.[*]A big physique, by Mallard Creek, relaxation was her thing.[/list][list][*]And don't forget Alana, her eyes would make you freeze.[*]A gentle touch, erotic much, to help put you at ease.[/list][list][*]Leesa may not be around, a quality review.[*]But Kimberly you would agree, seems like deja vu.[/list][list][*]Oh! With all these memories, are we past the "good 'ol days"?[*]I say explore, as there are more, therapists to appraise.[/list][list][*]When had enough, and times are tough, can always use your fists.[*]But rest assured, you will be cured, when quality exists.[/list][/QUOTE]Sully,

Once again, you have put it into perspective! I'm just hoping someone who is running one these places will BE SMART and offer service better than most. They would have more business than they could stand. I'm not talking about FS, just offer 5 star service, girls who know how to dress and who know what a REAL FBSM is supposed to be.

[QUOTE=Sully15; 1576327][list][*]Brother Smoky, you seem stressed, why you so uptight?[*]Have you considered therapy, it helps to make things right.[/list][list][*]When I'm unsure about where to go, as quality seems dead.[*]I'll just go, save some dough, and settle for some head.[/list][list][*]Or reminisce of Jordan, a young Metrolina prime.[*]Her panties lace, and soothing grace, almost was a crime.[/list][list][*]Do you remember Sara, treated you like a king.[*]A big physique, by Mallard Creek, relaxation was her thing.[/list][list][*]And don't forget Alana, her eyes would make you freeze.[*]A gentle touch, erotic much, to help put you at ease.[/list][list][*]Leesa may not be around, a quality review.[*]But Kimberly you would agree, seems like deja vu.[/list][list][*]Oh! With all these memories, are we past the "good 'ol days"?[*]I say explore, as there are more, therapists to appraise.[/list][list][*]When had enough, and times are tough, can always use your fists.[*]But rest assured, you will be cured, when quality exists.[/list][/QUOTE]I would label you guys "Massage Palors Poets" or maybe just two old men trying to recapture days gone bye bye!

Speaking of service; was wrapping up an average session, left the room to hit the jakes, returned to check the room to make sure I hadn't left anything, opened the door to my room and BAM! A fellow monger was already in it! Half way to comfortable! Needless to say we where both a little shocked. What really bothers me is this place has TONS of room. Why not just take him to a new room?

[QUOTE=Bouinage;1576818]Speaking of service; was wrapping up an average session, left the room to hit the jakes, returned to check the room to make sure I hadn't left anything, opened the door to my room and BAM! A fellow monger was already in it! Half way to comfortable! Needless to say we where both a little shocked. What really bothers me is this place has TONS of room. Why not just take him to a new room?[/QUOTE]Thats hilarious! I wonder who was more shocked, him or you. Glad it wasn't me.

[QUOTE=Bouinage;1576818]Speaking of service; was wrapping up an average session, left the room to hit the jakes, returned to check the room to make sure I hadn't left anything, opened the door to my room and BAM! A fellow monger was already in it! Half way to comfortable! Needless to say we where both a little shocked. What really bothers me is this place has TONS of room. Why not just take him to a new room?[/QUOTE]I am not sure why they do that, I had a monger walk in on me once, I'm glad I had a towel over me but its not a good feeling. He said that the lady told him that my room was free. They need to have a sign up or something saying room is in use.

[QUOTE=SuperFly79;1577446]I am not sure why they do that, I had a monger walk in on me once, I'm glad I had a towel over me but its not a good feeling. He said that the lady told him that my room was free. They need to have a sign up or something saying room is in use.[/QUOTE]Thats what kills me, this place has 7-8 rooms. I'm sure the table was still warm from me.

Never had a monger walk-in on me, but I have had a different lady walk-in on me, which was worse cause she looked better than the lady I currently had, LOL!

[QUOTE=Bouinage; 1577643]Thats what kills me, this place has 7-8 rooms. I'm sure the table was still warm from me.

Never had a monger walk-in on me, but I have had a different lady walk-in on me, which was worse cause she looked better than the lady I currently had, LOL![/QUOTE]LOL Damn that does suck that you had a uglier one. You should of asked her to come help out LOL.

[QUOTE=Smoky R Wood; 1575402]Don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of the whole idea of laying on a table, hoping for good service from disinterested providers covered up like nuns. Think about it, we're laying there and have very little option if the girl keeps herself away. Damn, show some skin, use other parts of the body to rub on mine and don't act like it's gross to be touched.

Advice to the girls:

1. Lose the damn tights and jeans! Wear something loose and a bit more revealing; a softer look.

2. Relax! If I've been in your establishment multiple times and you know me, I'm NOT LE. I've been to certain places, even following after a move, and it's like this cat-mouse game every time. The tension is a mood-killer. I'm the one who needs to be relaxed; put me at ease!

3. Learn how to rub in a sensual fashion. Use flat, open hands, not fists and elbows. Slow and easy. And stop the swirly thumb thing. Let the hand linger a bit near the sensitive zones. Slide in there between the legs / buttocks and "accidentally" brush the boys.

4. Don't spend 50 minutes of the hour on my back and shoulders.

5. Don't forget the feet.

6. On the flip, a bit of cover for the private area is sometimes helpful. Remember, I'm naked and sometimes it's cold in those rooms. Junior might be a bit shy. Spend some time at the head of the table, leaning over my face and lightly rubbing the chest, almost going under the cover. By this time, I hope you have exposed a bit more of yourself and they are hanging tantalizingly close, just brushing my face.

7. Move down my body and rub the legs, just reaching under the cover and brushing close. Lean over, let your (I hope by now) hot almost naked body press mine, whisper in my ear and reach under the cover. I'll be ready and you will be GENEROUSLY tipped.

Is that so difficult?

I will be happy to come to any establishment and teach you how to do this. It's not brain surgery![/QUOTE]#8 On your list should be that the AMP girls stop eating garlic fishy foods before they see you. I have had many girls have nasty breath and garlic smell permeating from them.

[QUOTE=Banger12;1577825]#8 On your list should be that the AMP girls stop eating garlic fishy foods before they see you. I have had many girls have nasty breath and garlic smell permeating from them.[/QUOTE]Thats the fish sauce!

Really, no joking around, LOL. Most Asian food has a fish sauce, it sounds gross but it ads tons of flavor! On the other hand I think Scope / Orbit / Listerine smells much better

[QUOTE=Sully15; 1576327][list][*]Brother Smoky, you seem stressed, why you so uptight?[*]Have you considered therapy, it helps to make things right.[/list][list][*]When I'm unsure about where to go, as quality seems dead.[*]I'll just go, save some dough, and settle for some head.[/list][list][*]Or reminisce of Jordan, a young Metrolina prime.[*]Her panties lace, and soothing grace, almost was a crime.[/list][list][*]Do you remember Sara, treated you like a king.[*]A big physique, by Mallard Creek, relaxation was her thing.[/list][list][*]And don't forget Alana, her eyes would make you freeze.[*]A gentle touch, erotic much, to help put you at ease.[/list][list][*]Leesa may not be around, a quality review.[*]But Kimberly you would agree, seems like deja vu.[/list][list][*]Oh! With all these memories, are we past the "good 'ol days"?[*]I say explore, as there are more, therapists to appraise.[/list][list][*]When had enough, and times are tough, can always use your fists.[*]But rest assured, you will be cured, when quality exists.[/list][/QUOTE]I do miss Alana, but I agree Kimberly is a jewel.

[QUOTE=T Polo;1577959]but I agree Kimberly is a jewel.[/QUOTE]Where is she?

Went to RB late last night. Got in at 10:15. Hadn't been there in about a year due to crappy performance. Mama even looked different on this trip in. Drew Blue / Belue or something like that. Thin, B's, nice caboose. Gave a decent massage although it was fairly light as she does not weigh enough to give a hard massage. She did her best and we had a laugh about it. Teased well off and on during the massage.

On the flip I turned over and she had misplaced all of her socks and shoes. Asked if I wanted anything else. I stuck with the standard which she did very well. I would repeat. Much better than the last several visits I had there post glory days at the bow.

She advertises under Therapeutic massage. Search Kimberly. Only available in the middle of the day.

QUOTE=MrNoodly; 1578222]Where is she?[/QUOTE]

A friend had told me there was new talent and to check it out. Hadn't been there in years. Better than last time I went as Massage was above average but left in sauna too long cutting into massage time. Usual options, usual prices. Was probably about 40, looks decent, talked too much.