Streetwalker Reports

Aacountyman this is as fake as fake can be. This isn't the place to post your fanatsies. I agree with the picked up at night and the pictures are taken in the daylight and also who took the anal picture? Not you unless your left arm is 8 ft long.

[QUOTE=Tim P14]Aacountyman this is as fake as fake can be. This isn't the place to post your fanatsies. I agree with the picked up at night and the pictures are taken in the daylight and also who took the anal picture? Not you unless your left arm is 8 ft long.[/QUOTE]


It's a fucking joke. RTFF.

The Trashman took no prisoners; RIP.

Over the last few years I have been a member of this board, I have noticed people post accurate/helpful/useful information, where others post garbage. Now, one can find a gem just like Aacountyman’s posted pictures, a bag of flawless beauty…..lord knows I have found a handful. However, I have [color=red][b][u][size=+3]NEVER[/b][/u][/color][/size] seen a SW or an escort on a damn boat. I have seen everything in charm city, to include the horse pulling the fruit carriage. There are no boats in the middle of the city. Then again, who am I to question the integrity of a senior member?

Bullshit = 1, Accountyman=0

Then there is GooodKarma1. Are you really serious? I strongly believe if it’s too good to be true, [color=red][b][u][size=+3]it is![/b][/u][/color][/size] But, who am I to question the integrity of another monger? If this is a ploy to gain respect amongst the forum members, it will not work, as you will feel the wrath of the flame gun. Post tangible info. It works. Most of the info anyone posts is verifiable.

Bullshit = 2, GooodKarma1=0

So, on to my post. After a hiatus (and high gas prices) and some recon, last night, I decided to run [color=red][b][u][size=+3] The Mega Loop[/b][/u][/color][/size]: Clix loop to P/P to Dundalk to CB. Clix had nothing to my tastes, so I went on to P/P. Again, nothing to my taste, but monger intuition held me in the area.

So I ran into Lovey, short WSW, red hair, blue/green eyes (it was dark), all bundled up wearing slippers (WTF I asked). Found her on Conkling and Pratt or Claremont. She gave be a story about police raid and she had mail and a key [color=red][b][size=+2]blah blah blah.[/color][/b][/size] Found a good location, brand new, as my initial deed location is no good. Negotiated 3 Jacks for BBBJ (yes, price is high but I had a plan). She got undress, and noticed a nice body, B cups, no sags and a nice navel ring. BBBJ was great, but she began the [color=red][b][size=+2]blah blah blah.[/color][/b][/size] don’t cum in her mouth. So, negotiated another Jack to upgrade to FS. Proceeded to do the deed, where she complained about my size and [color=red][b][size=+2]blah blah blah.[/color][/b][/size] Blew my load on her leg, as she moved when I tried to cum on her tits. I then offered a Hamilton for pics…..f*ck, this chick was all about money (they all are, but this one takes the cake). On the way back, she got on her phone, trying to add minutes. She told the phone reps her name is Nicole. She gave me her ## and I will be calling. Will definitely repeat, next time, in a notel.

Overall
looks: 9
attitude: 2
performance: 9

So, onward to the magical castle I call home. Cutting thru Clix on wilkins/catherine, I saw a brunette, long hair with a mole on her face. Too good to be true? Civilian or sw? Lets see. If it’s a civilian, I’ll get her number and date her. Must have passed her three times; there must have been an LE convention at Clix. The third time is a charm, as I stopped and asked if she needed a ride. Bingo.
Mongers and Mongerettes, meet Cristina, a flawless bag of beauty. Brunette, long flowing hair, awesome personality….gorgeous as can be. No pictures, as she said no. On the drive to the deed location, she seemed self-conscious, as she wanted to know if I thought she was beautiful. Um…yeah! Negotiated 3 Jacks for BBBJ and FS. She undressed…..what a perfect specimen. Gorgeous, soft body with no marks. BBBJ was 9.0/10…..FS (cowgirl) was 9.999/10. In the words of John Travolta as Vic Deakins, [color=red][b] “I said, Goddamn! What a rush!” [/color][/b] Took her back, asking her for ##. Does not have one.

Overall
looks: 9.9999
attitude: 10 (trust me, it was perfect)
overall performance: 9.999

The pictures are of Lovey/Nicole. PM me if you know her. No pics of Cristina. If you recognize the description, PM me. Hope the weather remains above 50 and gas prices drop (king of wishful thinking). Once things look financially better, I am going to invest in a [color=red][b]"we don't need you name and other identifiable information"[/color][/b] phone. That way, I can call and give out my [color=red][b]"number"[/color][/b].

Ricky R.

One last thing, my pics are real, of a real woman not on a boat. I did Photoshop them, so they can meet the forum’s 640 x 640 requirements.

Here is a guide to understand what is happening.


GoodKarma = Lying sack of shit

AACountyman = making fun of him.


THE REST OF YOU = RTFF





Bench

I usually do the Sun paper & coffee on a Sunday a.m. but reading the board this a.m. is better than the comic section. It is unbelievable that the # of mongers CAN'T tell the difference between BS post & a post making fun of the BS post! Rook.

I received this post from a newbie (I am keeping his name private to prevent him from getting the flame gun):

"I haven't seen any advice (in the forum or newbie archives) about relatively safe locations to stop for fun after a pick-up. This is especially relevant after the guy's post recently that didn't turn out so well."

You guys are breaking my f-ing heart. For all the newbies, here is my advice:

1) [b][u][color=red][size=+1]RTFF[/b][/u][/color][/size]

2) [b][u][color=red][size=+1]Get a map[/b][/u][/color][/size] and investigate potential areas (this piece of advice was actually posted a few years back). You can use google maps if you are too cheap to buy a map. If you do not have a computer/map, what the hell are you doing on here?

3) [b][u][color=red][size=+2]RTFF[/b][/u][/color][/size]

4) Once you find an area, perform recon during the times you plan to monger

5) [b][u][color=red][size=+3]RTFF[/b][/u][/color][/size]

6) [b][u][color=red][size=+1]DO NOT go to the SW's location. You WILL get robbed/assaulted/killed/raped!!![/b][/u][/color][/size] (this has been posted recently)

7) [b][u][color=red][size=+4]RTFF[/b][/u][/color][/size]

All this info I have learned by RTFF. I decided to put it all together, in one posting.

Ricky R.

Really? Wow-thanks for clearly that up.

What you failed to realize was that aacountyman's post was making fun of Goood Karma's bs post. You go back & reread the posts & maybe than you will get it! Until than, [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] & that goes out to the rest of the [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] who doesn't have a clue which post is legit & which ones are bs!

Rook

[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing any [u]personal attacks or derogatory comments[/u] directed towards another Forum Member or the Forum Membership in general.[/blue][/size]

Rook,

the flame thrower pointed at the wrong direction. The post should have read "they both should blow smoke up someone else's ass".
My apologies, and the post has been corrected....

Ricky

The lady pictured in Ricky's post seems to have more than a few body sores in critical places. She looks a little too "risky" for FS play.

Dispite all the posts I have read that there is no quaility walking the streets. I picked up Tessa on Ramsay. I have given Tessa a few rides and contributed to her tuition (standard for a bbbjcim). She is well worth the company. I have her digits. (for the more trusted members)

FYI: The 2 guys who got arrested with Leah in AA County both got 3 years probation for trespassing and were fined over $250 each.

Thanks to all the folks who got my joke.

See you on the roads (and lakes) of Charm City!

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]FYI: The 2 guys who got arrested with Leah in AA County both got 3 years probation for trespassing and were fined over $250 each.[/QUOTE]Seems a bit harsh don't it?

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Seems a bit harsh don't it?[/QUOTE]Yeah, and not only that they both have VOP court appearances next week. They must have failed to pay or do community service. Leah in the other hand is now free and clear of her charges.

I just wonder where they went to do their thing.