Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1562681]I saw a BP ad for a new AMP in Kenosha. Might check it out if no one else does.

Visited a small town AMP today out of state. I know some of you hate my out of state stories. I'd been there before and told myself not to go back. A matronly looking 50 plus mamasan type, one girl shop. Last time she was cold and not too enthusiastic. Gave it another try since its the only thing around for miles. Today she was friendly and flirty. We had a long talk. Very lonely woman, working by herself. I was finishing up a phone call when I arrived and she was staring out her office window hoping I'd come in. Decent massage, topless finish and clean up. Begged me to stick around and talk. Offered to brew me coffee. Pleaded with me to return soon. Well if she was a 25 year old Korean spinner I'd have probably proposed marriage. She told me the only other Chinese people around were the ones who owned the buffet at the old Ponderosa. Over it was $25 less than what I would have paid at Golden Hands. There you get a pretty Russian but the massage is minimal at best. A lot of you already know about GH, check the Roselle board in Illinois.[/QUOTE]There are also some of us who love your stories no matter what state they happen to take place in.

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead; 1562663]On the N side today I spotted a small place called Pamper Me Please on Appleton. Info about the services they offer, including massage was on the sign outside along with their phone # so I gave them a call to ask about their massage services. The lady says they don't currently have anyone there to do massage & referred me to some other place that looks pretty boring.

CM[/QUOTE]I did the same thing a year or so ago and no massage girl was available then. It's just north of Capitol on Appleton Ave and Perkins St. I was disappointed a bit as I thought this place had potential.

Thought it was too good to be true.

[url]http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articles-Lake-Geneva-News-i-2012-10-04-248112.114135-Police-shut-down-illegal-massage-parlor.html[/url]

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1562805]I did the same thing a year or so ago and no massage girl was available then. It's just north of Capitol on Appleton Ave and Perkins St. I was disappointed a bit as I thought this place had potential.[/QUOTE]Hmmmmm. Why would a place advertise massage, then deny they offered it when a stranger calls? Maybe they really do offer it to a select few. Oh, LEFTY! We need your assistance here!

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead;1563622]Hmmmmm. Why would a place advertise massage, then deny they offered it when a stranger calls? Maybe they really do offer it to a select few. Oh, LEFTY! We need your assistance here![/QUOTE]I doubt that is being offered to only a select few as I would have smelt that out by now. I doubt that the massage is being advertised but is still on their professionally painted sign that's in front of the building.

For anyone who enjoyed massage at the nail salon near 60th & North, you're out of luck. I went in today. Jam packed with African American girls and Asians of both genders and all ages, doing the grunt work. From what I could gather, they no longer offer body massage, only foot rubs. I caught a view of the room in back. Seems to only have an upright table for facials. Not sure why they discontinued this service. They only had the single, dedicated Asian woman doing the body work. Didn't ask where she went, but I'm curious to find out where.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1564244]For anyone who enjoyed massage at the nail salon near 60th & North, you're out of luck. I went in today. Jam packed with African American girls and Asians of both genders and all ages, doing the grunt work. From what I could gather, they no longer offer body massage, only foot rubs. I caught a view of the room in back. Seems to only have an upright table for facials. Not sure why they discontinued this service. They only had the single, dedicated Asian woman doing the body work. Didn't ask where she went, but I'm curious to find out where.[/QUOTE]When she moved to North Ave she called all the time but I had no clue what she was saying. Finally she got one of the ladies there to call and explain a few things. That was a horrible place to go due to the noise, smell, and lack of privacy. Wonder if she went back to Grand Avenue?

Lake Geneva. I thought that was a clean well run place that offered good massages. Very legit as the ladies there never did any soliciting.

Golf score will go up.

[QUOTE=Sqnlvl; 1563561]Thought it was too good to be.

[url]http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articles-Lake-Geneva-News-i-2012-10-04-248112.114135-Police-shut-down-illegal-massage-parlor.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Milw Fireman;1564593]Golf score will go up.[/QUOTE]I'm disappointed because those ladies were really nice and put a good effort into the massage. They never tried to upsell or take advantage. Hope things work out ok for them.

[QUOTE=Sqnlvl; 1563561]Thought it was too good to be true.

[url]http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articles-Lake-Geneva-News-i-2012-10-04-248112.114135-Police-shut-down-illegal-massage-parlor.html[/url][/QUOTE]Department of Homeland Security? Really? If jacking-off is a threat to homeland security, you fuckers must be all bin Ladens. I know this because you all have heat-seeking missiles hidden in your pants. Thank God that Homeland Security is putting a stop to this threat.

I'm licking my wounds, since I kept putting off a visit. ("Maybe next week I'll splurge on the 90 minute round trip.")

Sounds like they were busted for being unlicensed. You'd think at this point, the people doing the financing would know better.

It's too easy of an operation to bust if they leave their tail end blowing in the wind. Why not go the extra mile and get bonafide?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1564673]I'm disappointed because those ladies were really nice and put a good effort into the massage. They never tried to upsell or take advantage. Hope things work out ok for them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1564973]I'm licking my wounds, since I kept putting off a visit. ("Maybe next week I'll splurge on the 90 minute round trip.")

Sounds like they were busted for being unlicensed. You'd think at this point, the people doing the financing would know better.

It's too easy of an operation to bust if they leave their tail end blowing in the wind. Why not go the extra mile and get bonafide?[/QUOTE]Same here. Had it on my bucket list in a manor of speaking.

You and I both know that saying they were unlicensed is their way of saying "We couldn't prove they were providing 'other services', but we think they are, so here's our excuse to shut them down". The licensing has so many loopholes, it's impossible for a legit person to be completely on the level. There's always an open hole that lets an official come in and push an agenda with an easy out for said official.

Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1562681]I saw a BP ad for a new AMP in Kenosha. Might check it out if no one else does.

Visited a small town AMP today out of state. I know some of you hate my out of state stories. I'd been there before and told myself not to go back. A matronly looking 50 plus mamasan type, one girl shop. Last time she was cold and not too enthusiastic. Gave it another try since its the only thing around for miles. Today she was friendly and flirty. We had a long talk. Very lonely woman, working by herself. I was finishing up a phone call when I arrived and she was staring out her office window hoping I'd come in. Decent massage, topless finish and clean up. Begged me to stick around and talk. Offered to brew me coffee. Pleaded with me to return soon. Well if she was a 25 year old Korean spinner I'd have probably proposed marriage. She told me the only other Chinese people around were the ones who owned the buffet at the old Ponderosa. Over it was $25 less than what I would have paid at Golden Hands. There you get a pretty Russian but the massage is minimal at best. A lot of you already know about GH, check the Roselle board in Illinois.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes; 1565545]Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes[/QUOTE]Many times I've never been solicited for a tip. Once they know you they never do. Only at a FS AMP do they demand a tip. The standard Chinese legit places, its expected by hardly ever requested is my experience.

[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes; 1565545]Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes[/QUOTE]Oh, thank you for TOFFT.

I finally stopped in this time. Yes, it is one of the old-timers from Asian Massage holding down the fort. She does have a somewhat younger, late 30's / early 40's masseuse working with her. Great curves, long black hair, but OK face. I lingered over the high prices just to get a better look at the place. I still don't want to pay 70 for a 30 minute table shower. I smiled and left, but before I did, the younger one wagged her tongue at me, LOL.

I genuinely just wanted some heartfelt massage service. I bolted over to Chinese Relaxation on Hwy 100 & Lincoln. Legit as ever. I had a good chuckle while I was on the table. They have a very decent, but serious minded younger girl doing massage now. A heavier set monger walked in just before me and got her for his session. As I heard her step into his room, she quietly exclaimed,"So sorry sir, you must have towel." Thumbs-up my friend, whoever you are.

I'd like to give the massage route a try. Has anyone ever tried this person? She looks cute.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/3324075538.html[/url]

[QUOTE=King Stone Age; 1567020]I'd like to give the massage route a try. Has anyone ever tried this person? She looks cute.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/3324075538.html[/url][/QUOTE]A few have in the past and it appears she does give a good massage. Period. Still one has to wonder that when you advertise on Craigslist, it is implied that there is more on the menu. She has posted sexier pics and is obviously trying to attract male clients. No Craiglist Therapist can stay in business long unless they at least offer a HE. Perhaps the one exception might be Los Angeles Jessica whom I believe survives by advertising on every free site possible and using sexy pics to lure in new clients who don't know better.

There is an in the back for a body rub with a Happy Ending: [url]http://npaper-wehaa.com/shepherdexpress/2012/09/27/s1/[/url]#page=37&article=1690598.

[QUOTE=RedRooster2; 1567162]There is an in the back for a body rub with a Happy Ending:

[url]http://npaper-wehaa.com/shepherdexpress/2012/09/27/s1/[/url]

#page=37&article=1690598.[/QUOTE]This is what I found from a little recon on this one. [url]http://greenbay.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rivive-body-rubs-andethiopianandblack-model-type-slender-inoutcalls-24/5970605[/url]

Okay. Help me out. Does this place offer extras or not? I have seen mixed reviews. Some have said straight legitimate and some have claimed extra services. I went earlier this year and only received a massage from an older possibly 50 something MT. There was a young possibly 20 something but unfortunately I didn't get massage from her. No extra service was given, however I was new to this at the time and didn't throw any signs that I wanted extra. Anyone want to advise?

I've had 3 different therapists at that location over the past year. No extras ever. Do they give a really good relaxation massage? Yes.

Life being what it is, getting to know these ladies is like being a regular at a cozy diner and having a favorite waitress. You see her often and you get close. It wouldn't be unreasonable to move things off-premises at that point. It worked for me that way at another legit Asian spa a few years ago. Sometimes, you have to get creative and not get hamstrung by established circumstances.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;1567393]Okay. Help me out. Does this place offer extras or not? I have seen mixed reviews. Some have said straight legitimate and some have claimed extra services. I went earlier this year and only received a massage from an older possibly 50 something MT. There was a young possibly 20 something but unfortunately I didn't get massage from her. No extra service was given, however I was new to this at the time and didn't throw any signs that I wanted extra. Anyone want to advise?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=King Stone Age; 1567020]I'd like to give the massage route a try. Has anyone ever tried this person? She looks cute.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/3324075538.html[/url][/QUOTE]I've been to see her a few times now. No extras have even been hinted at, and she doesn't put herself in a position where you could easily touch her and get the ball rolling. I'm almost certain she's strictly legit.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;1567393]Okay. Help me out. Does this place offer extras or not? I have seen mixed reviews. Some have said straight legitimate and some have claimed extra services. I went earlier this year and only received a massage from an older possibly 50 something MT. There was a young possibly 20 something but unfortunately I didn't get massage from her. No extra service was given, however I was new to this at the time and didn't throw any signs that I wanted extra. Anyone want to advise?[/QUOTE]I have been here at least 15 times since June 2011. This place is strictly legit. Half walls and semi-transparent curtains kinda says it all. Not to mention therapists covered head to toe in surgical scrubs. The two girls I have had were young and fairly attractive. Never saw the 50 something MT you mention. I would think this place would be high risk to offer extras as a provider. WAPD is three blocks away from this place and their squads frequent the strip mall where CRS is located.

If you are talking about the other forums out there regarding conflicting information. There are two factors here that may be causing that info.

1. Some are confusing the location. They are posting a review for Asian Massage located across the street from Walmart just north of Hwy 100 and Layton.

2. Consider the source. There are two idiots out there posting bogus reviews on the other forums. Use the search feature on those forums and you will be able to spot the fake reviews quick. Search the members other posts and you should be able to tell who is full of BS and who is not.

I will be following this topic because if someone has had more I want to know what they did to get it.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/frisky-36dd-blonde-awaits-_-lets-play-24/5813639[/url]

[QUOTE=Wj0272; 1567177]This is what I found from a little recon on this one.

[url]http://greenbay.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rivive-body-rubs-andethiopianandblack-model-type-slender-inoutcalls-24/5970605[/url][/QUOTE]Nice photos of the furniture. I called this # today & it was dead.

CM

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1561818]Quick note: Driving through the 27th & Howard intersection, I noticed a place called Eastern Massage. Open sign turned on at 7:45pm.

My guess? The same tired. 5/10 scale mamasans running the place.[/QUOTE]Cruising north up 27th St I spotted Far East on the east side of the street so I went in to check the place out. A friendly middle-aged Asian lady jumped up off the couch, ran behind the counter & asked me which massage I wanted, pointing to the sign on the counter. I absorbed its contents & politely made my exit. Two minutes later I spotted Eastern Massage, ironically on the WEST side of 27th St. A friendly Asian lady greeted me while another slept on the couch. The sign on the counter looked exactly the same as that at Far East. Is it possible there is some connection between these 2 places? Could additional service be had at either location? I wonder.

Craven

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead; 1568211]Cruising north up 27th St I spotted Far East on the east side of the street so I went in to check the place out. A friendly middle-aged Asian lady jumped up off the couch, ran behind the counter & asked me which massage I wanted, pointing to the sign on the counter. I absorbed its contents & politely made my exit. Two minutes later I spotted Eastern Massage, ironically on the WEST side of 27th St. A friendly Asian lady greeted me while another slept on the couch. The sign on the counter looked exactly the same as that at Far East. Is it possible there is some connection between these 2 places? Could additional service be had at either location? I wonder.

Craven[/QUOTE]So are the 27th St locations worth checking out? It sounds like for an AMP in Milwaukee or heavy, this is the best I'm going to get.

Asian Massage on Hwy 100 & Layton, Eastern Massage and Far East on S. 27th. All related. What you'll find at one location will be found at the other. Now, if they would only hire young talent.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;1568628]So are the 27th St locations worth checking out? It sounds like for an AMP in Milwaukee or heavy, this is the best I'm going to get.[/QUOTE]

Amen on (LA) Jessica and add Sara (Wakesha) to that "cute picture, high price, no extras ever" list. Worthless. For the prices both charge, they should be ashamed of themselves.

This girl has been posting on here for over a year. Has anyone seen her. Is she worth it. Seems like she may not be worth it. Don't know her name.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/today100-special-relaxation-sessions/6419241[/url]

[QUOTE=WillowRut; 1569546]This girl has been posting on here for over a year. Has anyone seen her. Is she worth it. Seems like she may not be worth it. Don't know her name.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/today100-special-relaxation-sessions/6419241[/url][/QUOTE]I have not seen her but recall posts saying she is not worth a visit, poor technique plus rushed session and upsells.

[QUOTE=WillowRut; 1569546]This girl has been posting on here for over a year. Has anyone seen her. Is she worth it. Seems like she may not be worth it. Don't know her name.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/today100-special-relaxation-sessions/6419241[/url][/QUOTE]I've heard it a set up and scam. Fake pics. I've seen these pics in ads all over the country. Used and reused many times. Nobody who looks that good has to advertise on BP.

[QUOTE=WillowRut; 1569546]This girl has been posting on here for over a year. Has anyone seen her. Is she worth it. Seems like she may not be worth it. Don't know her name.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/today100-special-relaxation-sessions/6419241[/url][/QUOTE]And stolen pictures also.

[QUOTE=WillowRut; 1569546]This girl has been posting on here for over a year. Has anyone seen her. Is she worth it. Seems like she may not be worth it. Don't know her name.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/today100-special-relaxation-sessions/6419241[/url][/QUOTE]I have seen her and she is not worth it. Not her pics, a couple of sofa cushions on the floor, made calls during the "massage", gave me a paper towel afterwards to clean up. Too many negatives and really can't think of anything positive about the experience. I want to take a shower now just to wash off the feeling of shame.

Well I was warned but had to see for myself. Eastern Massage was not worth the money. Could have got a better deal from a private provider. Will not return. They are over.

Priced!

[QUOTE=WillowRut; 1569546]This girl has been posting on here for over a year. Has anyone seen her. Is she worth it. Seems like she may not be worth it. Don't know her name.

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/today100-special-relaxation-sessions/6419241[/url][/QUOTE]No. Not worth it. Upsells everything and rush job. Admittedly that was 9 months ago.

Has anyone seen Big Red lately. I saw her this summer a few times and got the short end of a stick.

She says 40 minutes but I was in and out in less than 25. Her husband upstairs. Could be the reason. So before it was her kids upstairs watching TV, now it's her husband upstairs. Don't know if anyone else has had the same experience. And the experience was real fast and very forgetful. Quick HJ, and nothing more.

I work in the area so I take frequent walks throughout the week in that mall. I thought it was just a manicure and pedicure place but apparently they do massages there too. Recently saw flyers stating 60 mins full body massage for $46. Has anyone partake and what's the experience like?

The venue is too much in the open for my liking. Everyone walking by can see you in the waiting area. Can't imagine what the rest of the customers will think when you're being lead to the back.

[QUOTE=WillowRut; 1573888]Has anyone seen Big Red lately. I saw her this summer a few times and got the short end of a stick.

She says 40 minutes but I was in and out in less than 25. Her husband upstairs. Could be the reason. So before it was her kids upstairs watching TV, now it's her husband upstairs. Don't know if anyone else has had the same experience. And the experience was real fast and very forgetful. Quick HJ, and nothing more.[/QUOTE]I'm sure having a husband upstairs is a real downer. Who would bother with that? Even if it was free. At least the tiny Thai's husband was in the basement and we didn't know he even existed until he filed for divorce.