Massage Parlor Reports

Thought I'd check out on of the sisters mentioned here before. Could not get a response from Lucy but finally got Luna to respond and we got a time setup. I got there just a bit early and she asked for 10 minutes. That fine. She kept texting if I was still there?! Then would ask for just 10 minutes babe. This went on for almost an hour! I finally conceeded she was fucking with me. Not sure what this accomplished for her but I had plenty of Benjamin's in hand. Her loss! Stopped by my normal AMP and dropped a huge load after bringing boned up for the past hour plus!

[QUOTE=DDragon69;5230019]Thought I'd check out on of the sisters mentioned here before. Could not get a response from Lucy but finally got Luna to respond and we got a time setup. I got there just a bit early and she asked for 10 minutes. That fine. She kept texting if I was still there?! Then would ask for just 10 minutes babe. This went on for almost an hour! I finally conceeded she was fucking with me. Not sure what this accomplished for her but I had plenty of Benjamin's in hand. Her loss! Stopped by my normal AMP and dropped a huge load after bringing boned up for the past hour plus![/QUOTE]Other than your time, Luna is an overpriced let down. Massage is very bad and upgrades are over priced.

If you have TER the reviews say the same. Lucy is a bit over priced too but over all quality is much better.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5229839]Your mailbox is full. If you clear some messages, we can send you info.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the heads up, didn't know it was full. Should be good now!

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5227992]Hi friends, there's a young pretty China doll at Hudson massage parlor downtown Hudson. 30 bucks gets you a nice he and $100 gets you nice BJ.[/QUOTE]Saw a decent looking spinner, well decent enough with a mask.

L1 services and wanted $ for an utc upgrade that was just not worth it IMO.

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5230901]Other than your time, Luna is an overpriced let down. Massage is very bad and upgrades are over priced.

If you have TER the reviews say the same. Lucy is a bit over priced too but over all quality is much better.[/QUOTE]I will say I got ripped off from Luna. Besides being dirty place, way sketchy atmosphere and spider senses win out. I left and couldn't get Benjamin's back, didn't want to inflame what perhaps I didn't know.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/2316484[/URL]

Enjoy!!

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5230918]I will say I got ripped off from Luna. Besides being dirty place, way sketchy atmosphere and spider senses win out. I left and couldn't get Benjamin's back, didn't want to inflame what perhaps I didn't know.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I was feeling the same! Glad I ended up clearing out.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5230985][URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/2316484[/URL]

Enjoy!![/QUOTE]Absolute scam.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5229470]Nothing at mytime in Champlin, never luck in Osseo either.

Well has been drying up, any ATF's north burbs AMPs or Indy is fine appreciate info in DM.[/QUOTE]MeTime in Champlin is YMMV but you should be fine with Jenny. She keeps cycling in new ones but very different experiences. I think CiCi was at some place in Burnsville (New Day Spa?) - the one that's at the back of the bldg, down a steep driveway. She gives a good massage but no extras and even her teasing is PG at best. There's a new one Lisa (chubby) that may be more open.

Once you connect with Jenny she'll text to try to entice you to come in and will send pics of each new provider. I heard there's also some old white dude who is her business partner and helps with filling oil bottles, etc. But guessing enough guys will tell her that's awkward that they'll stop with that.

It's too far for me so I doubt I'll go again but Jenny was above average in massage and finish. Just know she's more focused on growing the business so not sure if there are any potential menu items beyond HJs.

[QUOTE=Ozcar1;5231495]Absolute scam.[/QUOTE]Why is this scam? Please ad more context in your reply so we know what we are dealing with.

I think it was Jenny. She manages it? She told me call anytime to come back even when not open, she lives close will come right away.

But when happy time there was no hint. I will be specific next time and ask.

Good coupe of posts here and in general.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5232117]MeTime in Champlin is YMMV but you should be fine with Jenny. She keeps cycling in new ones but very different experiences. I think CiCi was at some place in Burnsville (New Day Spa?) - the one that's at the back of the bldg, down a steep driveway. She gives a good massage but no extras and even her teasing is PG at best. There's a new one Lisa (chubby) that may be more open.

Once you connect with Jenny she'll text to try to entice you to come in and will send pics of each new provider. I heard there's also some old white dude who is her business partner and helps with filling oil bottles, etc. But guessing enough guys will tell her that's awkward that they'll stop with that.

It's too far for me so I doubt I'll go again but Jenny was above average in massage and finish. Just know she's more focused on growing the business so not sure if there are any potential menu items beyond HJs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5232161]Why is this scam? Please ad more context in your reply so we know what we are dealing with.[/QUOTE]I texted "her" and the response was that the only forms of payment were Amazon gift cards and PayPal.

[QUOTE=Ozcar1;5232961]I texted "her" and the response was that the only forms of payment were Amazon gift cards and PayPal.[/QUOTE]Damn that sucks bruh, she's really hot. I've tried reaching her but no reply.

You got any other luck with anyone, please DM me.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5229384]Sofies massage in EP if that's closest for you. Otherwise I've named a bunch of places for you to try![/QUOTE]That's really weird. I've never struck out at Chan Massage. Never. It's not great. You'll get the 2 finger quick as she looks the other way. If it takes too long she will grab your hand and pull her pants down and let you cop a feel. Also, I've never had an older gal there in 2-3 years. Although it's hard to tell with masks. I'd rather drive to Hudson than Chanhassen and at least get a LOT of attention south of the belt for my cash.

I thought EP was dead since Spanut (my favorite place in the universe) closed down? Are there other options?

My only strike out places have been Lotus Massage in EP (closed now), Mystic Massage on Louisiana (haha that was weird- the providers husband and kids were waiting and at the end when I asked the the heck the deal was she said I should go somewhere else and not come back, bah, whatever), and finally Jins in Burnsville. Old lady (which I'm not against if they know what they are doing), basement of an office park, strict towel enforcer (never a good sign), bad massage and cold room.

LZ.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5233777]Damn that sucks bruh, she's really hot. I've tried reaching her but no reply.

You got any other luck with anyone, please DM me.[/QUOTE]Do you really think that the chick in the ad will be the same one behind the door?

Asian ads always use fake pics.

[QUOTE=Lzoom3;5235073]That's really weird. I've never struck out at Chan Massage. Never. It's not great. You'll get the 2 finger quick as she looks the other way. If it takes too long she will grab your hand and pull her pants down and let you cop a feel. Also, I've never had an older gal there in 2-3 years. Although it's hard to tell with masks. I'd rather drive to Hudson than Chanhassen and at least get a LOT of attention south of the belt for my cash.

I thought EP was dead since Spanut (my favorite place in the universe) closed down? Are there other options?

My only strike out places have been Lotus Massage in EP (closed now), Mystic Massage on Louisiana (haha that was weird- the providers husband and kids were waiting and at the end when I asked the the heck the deal was she said I should go somewhere else and not come back, bah, whatever), and finally Jins in Burnsville. Old lady (which I'm not against if they know what they are doing), basement of an office park, strict towel enforcer (never a good sign), bad massage and cold room.

LZ.[/QUOTE]Only places that were good was spanut and Oasis. Zenology was my all time favorites when it came to a great massage in EP. I wish I knew where those girls went. Now it's super dry on the south west metro. Honestly, I've heard by multiple reviews to stay away from Chan massage because of the lack of options. This is the first I've heard that there are. Although I prefer places with doors instead of floating curtains.

Had a really good first experience when they first opened and connected with the manager / owner Jenny. She texted weekly or so sharing pics of new providers but the first one, CiCi was from a Burnsville AMP and while she was earnest, was the very low end of the sensual side so I explained I had no interest. Jenny persisted CiCi was a good masseuse which is great but I explained her massages weren't satisfying. She tried again with Lisa, who was stocky but at least looked younger (35-40). Tried again last week and it just wasn't great. $80 for an average massage with almost no teasing and getting drenched in oil. She encouraged DIY but pretty much moved to the foot of the table and jacking off with an uncomfortable provider in the room doesn't do it for me.

YMMV but it's a hard pass for me given the distance and the highest house fee in the metro area.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5242941]Had a really good first experience when they first opened and connected with the manager / owner Jenny. She texted weekly or so sharing pics of new providers but the first one, CiCi was from a Burnsville AMP and while she was earnest, was the very low end of the sensual side so I explained I had no interest. Jenny persisted CiCi was a good masseuse which is great but I explained her massages weren't satisfying. She tried again with Lisa, who was stocky but at least looked younger (35-40). Tried again last week and it just wasn't great. $80 for an average massage with almost no teasing and getting drenched in oil. She encouraged DIY but pretty much moved to the foot of the table and jacking off with an uncomfortable provider in the room doesn't do it for me.

YMMV but it's a hard pass for me given the distance and the highest house fee in the metro area.[/QUOTE]Little better than my experience, at least some ending LOL!

I will be in Minneapolis area mostly by the airport for a few weeks in April for work. Looking to see where you recommend visiting while in town.

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5214350]I found myself a long way from home in Willmar and found an ad on rubratings for a new AMP there so I had to stop in and check it out. Of course the pictures don't match the ad. There was only the one lady working when I was there and I believe she is the owner. I'd guess 30's for age (hard to tell with masks) and attractive and in decent shape. I figured it was worth the stop when I saw the low cut shirt showing off cleavage and the tight leggings. She led me to a room with a futon, another good sign.

There was a lot of teasing while I was on my stomach and she didn't mind my roaming hands. The flip was a lot of fun, UTC, her all over me. She said no FS on the first visit, but to come back. It sucks that it's so far away, but I'm going to try to find time.[/QUOTE]She kept bugging me via text messages about coming back, saying she'd give me an extra special massage. I gave in and went back. The lighting must have been better this trip, because she did look older and worse for wear. Still better than some in the metro area. She does give a very good massage including hot stones. On the flip, she asked where I wanted to come and pointed to her mouth and pussy. $ for either. I chose mouth and got BBBJ. She said next time pussy. I don't think there will be a next time. It's too far and not that great.

[QUOTE=Racing26;5247782]I will be in Minneapolis area mostly by the airport for a few weeks in April for work. Looking to see where you recommend visiting while in town.[/QUOTE]This is a low volume town in the street and AMP. Look on line and verify with TER. Wish I could help more, but option here for regulars are extremely limited. Especially limited in cold months. April is often a cold month FYI.

Be safe!

Tried Marshall, barely got diy from typical 35-40 yr old no teasing not even a bottle of water. I always thought our frequent poster was bs like the fisherman who always get his limit except when he fishes with someone else. Rm lists another parlor that is closed. Other ones are legit.

So the other day an ATF of mine texts me on Wechat and tells me she has been seeing another chick for some time now. Funny thing is I always had a hunch she could be a lesbian. Not its confirmed. I was getting a massage one time, by an Indy lady, who told me that over half of the ladies working in the industry are more into chicks than they are guys. She herself had a gf at that time even. What I'm driving at here is be careful if you find yourself pursuing some Asian at an AMP or especially if she is an Indy. Many of them are more into chicks. The Asian you like; she could very well just be into other women. I got lucky though a few months back when I asked a hot younger Asian Indy babe for her digits and got FS outside of her place of work. She rarely did FS as an indy and her reviews of TER confirm that. Other times I've been turned down flat of course after asking for a #. You'll never know if you don't ask though!

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;5249703]Tried Marshall, barely got diy from typical 35-40 yr old no teasing not even a bottle of water. I always thought our frequent poster was bs like the fisherman who always get his limit except when he fishes with someone else. Rm lists another parlor that is closed. Other ones are legit.[/QUOTE]I often wonder: why do they even bother having these places open in Minnesota when they won't even give regular customers good service? A good buddy of mine went to Oasis for a year (back when they were in Eden Prairie) and couldn't even get past L1 even after offering hundreds of $$$ for upgrades on multiple occasions. Once I tried sticking my hands down one of the chicks yoga pants for some UTC action at Oasis to feel some ass and pussy; that didn't go over so well! So much for YMMV. Pathetic. It's really disappointing. These aren't $10 massages in Thailand after all. But quite frankly I wish they were because in Thailand the women are usually always open to FS and they're not typical old Chinese leftover hags either!

Anyone here like thought of spending a little more money hiring a FBSM outside of an AMP? With the amount of failures it sounds like y'all have lost more money recently than found fun.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;5249703]Tried Marshall, barely got diy from typical 35-40 yr old no teasing not even a bottle of water. I always thought our frequent poster was bs like the fisherman who always get his limit except when he fishes with someone else. Rm lists another parlor that is closed. Other ones are legit.[/QUOTE]Damn that sucks you drove all the way down there and got DIY. Sometimes the early bird gets the worm. I got a he and BJ on my 2nd time at reborn massage in mahtomedi from a younger good looking girl. Word is her being there is hit and miss. I'd jump on that right away if you can.

Figured I'd post here since Duluth thread looks dead. Curious if anyone has any recos?!

Anyone ever try foot job?

There used to be a place where very cute China doll worked and they had a futon, she gave a massage in a short skirt and wore high heels. Anyhow I touched her legs and removed her high heels and she gave me a gave me an amazing foot job with her nice feet and let me nut on them. Now that it's warming up, I'm seeing women wearing sandals and it brings back memories of her. The joint in Mahtomedi has futon and the China doll there gave me he first time and BJ my second visit, maybe she'll do a foot job for me.

Sounds like someone caught his limit again fellas!

[QUOTE=INeedMassagie;5251810]Sounds like someone caught his limit again fellas![/QUOTE]Don't be jealous because I have better luck catching fish than you. I've given guys on here lots of fishing spots. It's up to you to try them out and see if you can land a big one. Helps to have a big one too though.

Any info on this one?

[URL]https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/brooklyn-park-mn/9827304.html[/URL]

I saw her about a year ago. She was operating out of a backroom of a nail salon in Brooklyn Park. In person she is incredibly hot with a fantastic ass and a nice pair of perky b-cups. Her massage is LMT quality but the most she offers is a topless HE for $$. The furthest you can get with her is an oily titty fuck. Age is mid to late 20's. I am not using hyperbole when I say she's one of the hottest Asian women I've encountered in the US. It was a good experience but over-priced. If you have money to burn, she's worth it.

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5251923]Any info on this one?

[URL]https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/brooklyn-park-mn/9827304.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lzoom3;5235073]That's really weird. I've never struck out at Chan Massage. Never. It's not great. You'll get the 2 finger quick as she looks the other way. If it takes too long she will grab your hand and pull her pants down and let you cop a feel. Also, I've never had an older gal there in 2-3 years. Although it's hard to tell with masks. I'd rather drive to Hudson than Chanhassen and at least get a LOT of attention south of the belt for my cash.

LZ.[/QUOTE]Check your inbox, question about chan massage.

Agree 100% on all fronts. She is legit, and smoking hot, but spendy for the limited menu.

[QUOTE=INeedMassagie;5252008]I saw her about a year ago. She was operating out of a backroom of a nail salon in Brooklyn Park. In person she is incredibly hot with a fantastic ass and a nice pair of perky b-cups. Her massage is LMT quality but the most she offers is a topless HE for $$. The furthest you can get with her is an oily titty fuck. Age is mid to late 20's. I am not using hyperbole when I say she's one of the hottest Asian women I've encountered in the US. It was a good experience but over-priced. If you have money to burn, she's worth it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5251923]Any info on this one?

[URL]https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/brooklyn-park-mn/9827304.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Met up with her last night ready to impress her with my size and saving up few days worth of juice. I even brought xxxtra cash with to see if I can make her wetter. Sometimes when chance and opportunity meet odds stack in your favor. She just happens to be leaving town Monday and I had $1500 to see how far she would go. I'm a young charming good looking man and that has to be something. We had great conversation with laughs and bonding. I told her about my trip to Thailand and how we have something in common. When I flipped I offered her $1500 if she opened her menu to me. I specifically said, "you're beautiful and I'd love to make love to you, I have 1500 cash if you would give me the honor" she said, "NO" paused for several seconds then said, "because we're friends we can have sex" BOOM THATS HOW ITS DONE! Boomers! I got her personal digits and outcall available with my new friend.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5253843]Met up with her last night ready to impress her with my size and saving up few days worth of juice. I even brought xxxtra cash with to see if I can make her wetter. Sometimes when chance and opportunity meet odds stack in your favor. She just happens to be leaving town Monday and I had $1500 to see how far she would go. I'm a young charming good looking man and that has to be something. We had great conversation with laughs and bonding. I told her about my trip to Thailand and how we have something in common. When I flipped I offered her $1500 if she opened her menu to me. I specifically said, "you're beautiful and I'd love to make love to you, I have 1500 cash if you would give me the honor" she said, "NO" paused for several seconds then said, "because we're friends we can have sex" BOOM THATS HOW ITS DONE! Boomers! I got her personal digits and outcall available with my new friend.[/QUOTE]Lmao! Ok! Don't know ya, don't care to. That's a little far fetched my online Romeo. Apparently your great talk, good looks, and size got you a $1500 deficit. Those talents shouldn't have you paying a dime.

Enjoy reading your posts, then rolling my eyes. 😂129400;.

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[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5254174]Lmao! Ok! Don't know ya, don't care to. That's a little far fetched my online Romeo. Apparently your great talk, good looks, and size got you a $1500 deficit. Those talents shouldn't have you paying a dime.

Enjoy reading your posts, then rolling my eyes. 😂129400;.[/QUOTE]What do you think wealthy men spending women? I spend 5 x that much when I go to a strip club. Sometimes men just like to spend money on women because it makes them feel good. Don't judge me. We're all here to help each other out. Don't understand the jealousy and hate what I do with my money.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5254231]What do you think wealthy men spending women? I spend 5 x that much when I go to a strip club. Sometimes men just like to spend money on women because it makes them feel good. Don't judge me. We're all here to help each other out. Don't understand the jealousy and hate what I do with my money.[/QUOTE]A) Who said your wealthy?

B) Who said I was jealous?

That may have been the post of the night. I did learn you spend $7500 at a strip club, so that's new. But, trust when I say this:

No jealousy on my part.

No shame in my game.

You crack me up!

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5254603]A) Who said your wealthy?

B) Who said I was jealous?

That may have been the post of the night. I did learn you spend $7500 at a strip club, so that's new. But, trust when I say this:

No jealousy on my part.

No shame in my game.

You crack me up![/QUOTE]If my adventures crack you up, you'd love to hear what happened in Vegas couple years ago! Let me know if your up for strip club, I'll buy you a drink and VIP.