Massage Parlor Reports

So, I saw the possibility of a new option got me all excited. So I stopped in to see what was what. They are running specials:

Clothed massage starts at $70 for 30 min; $100 for 60 min.

Bikini massage starts at $130 for 30 min.

Had a short conversation with the short, dark gal behind the counter. She communicated that all of them sign a piece of paper stating they won't engage in any extra curricular activity. I thought about risking a $70 session. However, the level of pot smell in the place meant there would be many questions on the home front.

I look forward to a helpful report from one of you!

Play safe!

Stopped by today and found it too expensive for the experience. Trust me, you'll want to avoid. More of a bikini place. Extras are not forthcoming.

Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.

[QUOTE=CorpseHummus;5534660]Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team!

Hey fellas thinking about making the drive to meet this lady. Body is smoking and I like everything she has in her ad expect the not a FS. But looks like it still could be fun. Anyone try this one or I might be the one to do this weekend.

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I've see her a few times. She is hot, and very sexy. Massage was so so, HE was good. Good conversation, but doesn't talk sexy. Convo was good, but nothing sexy or naughty. I seen her at 2 apartments and when she had her shop. However. Recently I've scheduled 3 times, and all 3 times got stood up, no showed, or rescheduled at the last minute. To bad. She is very sexy and smoking hot.[/QUOTE]Just posted asking about her and got my answer. Thank you.

[QUOTE=MichianaMale;5535813]Just posted asking about her and got my answer. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Hey check your dm.

Visiting the area trying to read through the posts, anyone can give me a break down on what's available, FS or just he what ever. Also if you could post their info if its not listed normally.

Hi all- first time posting- just want to let everyone know that kazoo relaxation is exactly what is being posted about. I wouldn't even call what you get a massage. I had the small black girl and she was cute but was trying to up change me the whole time hinting that more would be available- allowed a little roaming but wouldn't touch me at all in the area you want touched. She did say the girls are not allowed to do anything in the office but we give our numbers out and can meet after work. So basically you pay $70-130 to get a phone number hoping it leads to more. Just my experience. I'm old so I said no and moved on.

Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?

[QUOTE=CorpseHummus;5534660]Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.[/QUOTE]Just confirming what others have said about Kalamazoo Relaxation on Whitcomb. It is seriously overpriced as in $70 for a half hour massage, fully covered. You can pay extra (like 130) for a bikini (not nude) massage.

Kalamazoo could use a good massage parlor. For now, the massage options in Grand Rapids, Battle Creek and Jackson are much better.

[QUOTE=ZMerquise;5539276]Visiting the area trying to read through the posts, anyone can give me a break down on what's available, FS or just he what ever. Also if you could post their info if its not listed normally.[/QUOTE]RTFF.

Not much in massage action in Kalamazoo. Battle Creek has FS with mostly 45+ ladies. They have their own forum.

Lotus- Mediocre massage, time shorting, and only HE available.

Asian Massage Wm- mediocre massage, some time shorting, heavy upselling, only DIY with limited roaming.

Beautiful life- good massage, main girl Sherry is tiny and hot, only DIY with limited roaming.

TLC- weird old mamasan, usually old ugly ladies. HE and occasionally more depending on the provider.

New place on Portage St and Whitcomb: I haven't been there but looks like expensive bikini massage with teasing and up selling but no extras.

[QUOTE=QrOlive;5540807]Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?[/QUOTE]I had seen her a couple times in Kalamazoo years back. Was not great then, However I may TOFTT and try it once more but only because it's closer to home than others.

I will follow up with review of I do.

[QUOTE=QrOlive;5540807]Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?[/QUOTE]She was around here before. Searching Bunni or Bunni Strokes should get results. If I recall, reviews weren't excellent.

Took one for the team, Wished I hadn't. She is staying in a house with no furniture, has a relator lock on the front door but she directed me to the back, does not appear to have electric either. She looks nothing like her old pictures anymore. She showed me to a room with an air mattress (which was in her add). I laid down on the bed, she took off all her clothes but panties, she started rubbing my back and legs, it was terrible!! So I just went ahead and flipped, asked for BBBJ, she said no BJ till I see you again. She did the absolute worst on the HE. Ended up DIY on her chest. .6 for the hhr. Walked outside to my car and found BB boyfriend sitting on the front porch. He waved! I left!

I've seen most of the ladies there in recent past. Cici always promises I get her next time I visit. It's funny. Anyhow, saw a new one today and I think her name is Neenta. Or, something approximating that. If she breaks 5 ft I'd be surprised. Cute and thin athletic bod. No idea of her age. Her English is limited but she is flirty. Recommend.

Curious if this place is worthwhile, haven't seen many recent reviews. Thanks!

Ok guys planning on seeing Sheri in portage or trying one of the newer girls at stadium and 6th. Which do you guys recommend. I have already been to both just want a second opinion. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BigM4539;5562418]Ok guys planning on seeing Sheri in portage or trying one of the newer girls at stadium and 6th. Which do you guys recommend? I have already been to both just want a second opinion. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Still no mileage at all on Portage st but not for lack of trying. Best massage, most build-up but then complete disappointment. Sheri has 1 other girl. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Stadium seems to have the best-looking girls, (Sheri started here), but decent massage with a disappointing end. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Lotus: well its lotus, middle-aged women, below par massage, reliable and predictable. One nice thing, no hustle.

TLC: much older unattractive women, prepare to be hustled / negotiated, massage is worse than no massage, most on menu but the meal is spolied, rushed and usually unpleasant. They push for 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5563796]Still no mileage at all on Portage st but not for lack of trying. Best massage, most build-up but then complete disappointment. Sheri has 1 other girl. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Stadium seems to have the best-looking girls, (Sheri started here), but decent massage with a disappointing end. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Lotus: well its lotus, middle-aged women, below par massage, reliable and predictable. One nice thing, no hustle.

TLC: much older unattractive women, prepare to be hustled / negotiated, massage is worse than no massage, most on menu but the meal is spolied, rushed and usually unpleasant. They push for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]I'm normally an east side monger but found myself stuck in the kzoo area for a few days and decided to venture out. Checked out this forum and decided to try Sherry on Portage. She was definitely hotter than most and provided plenty of buildup and allowed a fair amount of roaming. Unfortunately, like you and a few others have said, the session ended in disappointment. She was game for DIY, but I could have done that at home for less money.

I saw this "provider" once about 3 years ago when she was in Kalamazoo. Paid for the hour and received the most lackluster massage ever. On the flip (after 15 minutes), the HE was terrible! I was dressed and out of there in 25 minutes. Save your money and skip this one.

Started the night out attempting to go to Happy or Spring this evening both had 2 or 3 cars. So in need of a massage and against my better judgment since it had been years since I have been there I gave TLC a shot and it paid off. Did hour with shower probably one of the best I have had she would soap up and then massage and soap and massage again with some teasing. Massage was good with some more teasing. Then proceeded to suck my soul out of me bb letting me finish with a Russian. Cleaned me up and massaged a little more. She said her name was Penny probably 40 to 50 ish short and thin okay fun bags she was fun throughout. $60 to the door and $120. I would repeat. Hopefully it lasts there.

Had a dream of Jessica at stadium and 6th on Saturday. I had an appointment, no wait, Massage was good, lots of teasing. After the flip, she asked for tip, (being I've been with her a few times and know what to expect) I obliged. She then turn and pulled her yoga pants and panties down and bent over and I proceeded to do a bit of probing FIV, she played with the boys and FIA but still won't touch the man (until its over then she cleans me up). Not exactly the visit I look for (don't like DIY) but for Kalamazoo. IMO its the best massage with perks. You can get a better massage with less perks and you can get less massage with more perks. As always YMMV.

Have fun and be safe!

Dyno.

[QUOTE=DynoPwr;5573303]Had a dream of Jessica at stadium and 6th on Saturday. I had an appointment, no wait, Massage was good, lots of teasing. After the flip, she asked for tip, (being I've been with her a few times and know what to expect) I obliged. She then turn and pulled her yoga pants and panties down and bent over and I proceeded to do a bit of probing FIV, she played with the boys and FIA but still won't touch the man (until its over then she cleans me up). Not exactly the visit I look for (don't like DIY) but for Kalamazoo. IMO its the best massage with perks. You can get a better massage with less perks and you can get less massage with more perks. As always YMMV.

Have fun and be safe!

Dyno.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

[QUOTE=MD2020;5574544]What was the damage?[/QUOTE]6 for the hour. 8 tip.

[QUOTE=Kazoomick;5559300]I've seen most of the ladies there in recent past. Cici always promises I get her next time I visit. It's funny. Anyhow, saw a new one today and I think her name is Neenta. Or, something approximating that. If she breaks 5 ft I'd be surprised. Cute and thin athletic bod. No idea of her age. Her English is limited but she is flirty. Recommend.[/QUOTE]So turns out "Neenta" is actually "Linda". Saw her again. Recommend.

What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy!

[QUOTE=RoadRunner51;5591003]What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy![/QUOTE]RoadRunner,

I am with you pal- Never recommend them.

Bummer so much time wasted for you, going to Kazoo / TLC.

Wish we had heard from you before driving.

We'd have advised you- sux there.

Has sucked there for years unfortunately.

Unfriendly, unclean facility, & mostly old women w / GPS!

Not sure where you thought you saw multiple great reviews on TLC / kazoo?

I looked back here- only 2 mentions since Aug.

Only the very last post on them, was positive.

All others for many moons have been bad / thumbs down.

Be safe & well.

JJ.

[QUOTE=RoadRunner51;5591003]What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy![/QUOTE]This place has gotten consistently bad reviews. I used to stop in every few months to see if the talent had improved, and it never does. The last time I went I was getting ready and the girl had left the door ajar and I kid you not a Racoon walked into the room. A real live racoon. It didn't seem afraid of me. The girl came back in and yelled at him in Asian and he booked. The only thing I can think of is they must be keeping him as a pet. That was it for me. If you want a really good time visit one of the two spas in Battle Creek. Spring or Happy.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5591364]This place has gotten consistently bad reviews. I used to stop in every few months to see if the talent had improved, and it never does. The last time I went I was getting ready and the girl had left the door ajar and I kid you not a Racoon walked into the room. A real live racoon. It didn't seem afraid of me. The girl came back in and yelled at him in Asian and he booked. The only thing I can think of is they must be keeping him as a pet. That was it for me. If you want a really good time visit one of the two spas in Battle Creek. Spring or Happy.[/QUOTE]This. The place has been terrible for literally a decade. It's the mamasan. She's a horrid and awful person.

[QUOTE=Kazoomick;5594137]This. The place has been terrible for literally a decade. It's the mamasan. She's a horrid and awful person.[/QUOTE]Kazoomick,

I am with you 100% on that opinion dude.

It is Totally the Mamasan.

She's Loud, Rude & Conniving to customers.

Actually in addition, she's The One who Made the Raccoons into frigging pets.

It is Just Like Sly Said re: the Varmints!

She is also the one who allows the "unclean facility".

Plus since she's so nasty, No Good Girls will even Come Work There.

Back in the day, right After they Re-opened, It was OK for a While.

Steadily Got Worse- last 10 yrs or so. Terrible.

Before the LEO Shutdown, There were some Fabulous Girls There.

I was a 1 X weekly, at least in those days.

Wouldn't Even set Foot In there, Unless She Goes & Big Changes reported / confirmed.

Ahh, The Old Days.

Be Safe, JJ.

I had a dream today of Jessica. Here only 3 years from China. Limited English. Bigger but very nice top. Wore short skirt and deep v. Not shy at all. She seems to like and encourage roaming down under. Still DIY but not your typical experience there. Mediocre back massage, but definitely worth a visit. Great personality. The only DIY dream I ever had that was worth it. The tip came up on flip. Slowing counted up 80 but then she stopped me there which surprised me. I think it was her way of telling me I was not going to leave completely happy. Since this was my first dream with Jessica, I can only imagine how much better the next visit might be.

Anyone know who the other girls are at WM these days, besides Jessica? I understand they have some new ones?

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5603071]I had a dream today of Jessica. Here only 3 years from China. Limited English. Bigger but very nice top. Wore short skirt and deep v. Not shy at all. She seems to like and encourage roaming down under. Still DIY but not your typical experience there. Mediocre back massage, but definitely worth a visit. Great personality. The only DIY dream I ever had that was worth it. The tip came up on flip. Slowing counted up 80 but then she stopped me there which surprised me. I think it was her way of telling me I was not going to leave completely happy. Since this was my first dream with Jessica, I can only imagine how much better the next visit might be.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;5607435]Anyone know who the other girls are at WM these days, besides Jessica? I understand they have some new ones?[/QUOTE]Jessica and Wanda working today. Anyone familiar with Wanda?

I may have had some experience with wanda. 5'10 slender? Short hair?

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5624422]Jessica and Wanda working today. Anyone familiar with Wanda?[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen new girl Lucy?

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5649310]Has anyone seen new girl Lucy?[/QUOTE]I may have seen Lucy, but only from a distance. I had an enjoyable session with Linda, a petite and relatively young woman who provides an enjoyable massage. On my way out, I noticed another woman who appeared to be about the same size and age as Linda. If this was Lucy, she's worth checking out.

I had a dream of the new girl Linda. (not Linda at lotus). An older woman, not thin, not fat. Good back massage. I can recommend it, but I don't feel comfortable publically posting details of my dreams anymore as Jessica is no longer there. I hope our good reviews did not cause this. Jessica will be missed. Since Sherry left Stadium, many things have changed here.

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