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[QUOTE=Tyrell77]I would really appreciate it if Glenn 61 would stop posting pictures of Pres. Obamas face pasted on a monkeys body. (I don't have the right to stop you posting it, but you can no longer ask why someone would think that your racist) But I have to accept it because the only thing that Glenn and I have in common, is our love for splooging off on cheap SW. I can hate Glens politics, but love his pics and taste in women. I can admit that he is and idiot for voting for Bush TWICE, (the man who twisted around REAL Republican ideals of self sufficiency, and personal dignity, and sold them out to the idiots on the religious right for their votes), . But when Glen posts those splooged on, red eyed bi****s, it's always a good post.

The simple fact is, is that everyone on this board should calm down with their political rhetoric because we are all HORRIBLE examples for our political sides.

A lifelong Dem like me, cannot be seen preying on the weakness of the downtrodden poor SW. And she (the woman holy) is ALWAYS the victim in getting herself addicted on drugs, and dressing sexily, and walking the streets asking EVIL men if they want to degrade themselves by performing a blowjob for 10 minutes and getting $20+tip. And when they try to rob us or cheat us, well good for them, they got something for having to sully their "chakras" by pleasuring us evil MEN. Our auras are horrible.

And then you have these fat ass Feminazis, with their zero tolerance, zero fun stance to everything that not lesbianic. (Ask any out lesbo politician about a porn shop in her neighborhood and she'll cry heresy, but if it's a lesbian centric porn emporium, it's an "Oasis of freedom, and a center of exploration for the modern woman, to discover her true (lesbianic) nature. ") Nuff Said!

And Glenn, while you may like your guns, that alone doesn't make you a good republican. Because you see, you "Actively spit in the eyes of God! " You and your unholy actions, cavorting with these heathens of the night, spitting your demon seed, from your devil trident unto the very eyes of these she-devils, makes you an active conspiritor in releasing thine evil spirits onto Gods country, . Which is namely, . North Florida. (That should have been read with a southern preachers drawl.) Let none of us cast the first stone of racial insult (Obamas face on a monkeys body. Really? , so I'm not supposed to find that racist? . Really? )

Let not one get wild about, my politics are better than your politics, because ALL politicians want to put us in jail, and give us a permanent police record, just for trying to get some head. WTF![/QUOTE]


Wow you are uptight; sounds like you need to go out and get a blow job!!!!!!

(Wow you are uptight; sounds like you need to go out and get a blow job!)

Truer words have never been spoken.

Glenn is a hero in this forum. Simply put if your not a senior member in this forum then basically any rant, bitches, complaints, or gripes is basically a mumbled echoe against a member who has established himself well in THIS forum. Keep up the good work Glenn, we'll have a beer one day on me!

Be safe!

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. . . . waiting for attack!

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a .45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a .46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am.. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?'
My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.'
To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.

I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!
HAVE A NICE DAY, but don't Monkey with Me

[QUOTE=Tyrell77]I would really appreciate it if Glenn 61 would stop posting pictures of Pres. Obamas face pasted on a monkeys body.[/QUOTE][Color=DarkRed]I see what you're trying to say, Tyrell, but let's not forget that MSNBC anchorette Erin Burnett (who probably deserves one of Glenn61's famous splooges :D) referred, on live broadcast, to President Bush as a monkey.

[CENTER][url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HgvQgGDJuw[/url][/CENTER]

And let's also not forget that Tom Toles, political cartoonist for [i]The Washington Post[/i] - a.k.a., the second-best newspaper in Washington, DC - draws President Bush to resemble a monkey.

Barack Obama, now President-elect, has won election to the highest office in the world. As such, he is fair game (even for those whose game is monkeys) to any and all criticisms. Like many/most recent presidents before him, he will be the brunt of folks who will make fun of his speech, verbal gaffes, clothes, looks (like those ears), or anything else. He's a tough Chicago pol, even though young, but we'll see how things go. Ann Coulter, every Lib's favorite target to hate (and perhaps Glenn61's target of desire :D), said it best recently:[/Color]
[INDENT][Color=Black]"[i]In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.[/i]"[/Color][/INDENT][Color=DarkRed] (Monkey pictures or comments, anyone?)

R::R[/Color]

[QUOTE=A John]To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.[/QUOTE][Color=DarkRed][b]To which I'll add:[/b][/Color] Having an unloaded gun in the house is like a eunich on Viagra.

[QUOTE=Sabor]Glenn is a hero in this forum. Simply put if your not a senior member in this forum then basically any rant, bitches, complaints, or gripes is basically a mumbled echoe against a member who has established himself well in THIS forum. Keep up the good work Glenn, we'll have a beer one day on me!

Be safe![/QUOTE]

...and Glenn61 is no hero. He is a staunch racist and there is no denying that. He has lost respect of many respected mongers here on worldsexguide. It's not his views that has earned him this distinction but the disrespectful views of blacks he displayed when posting in the Presidential Election 2008 section in Opinions. He is not a man to be praised but despised.

NC Hunter

Damn now this is my kind of homeless girl:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=64247[/url]
I would not mind investing in her, putting some food in her, & putting something else in her for a good cause of course.

Glenn61,
Ignore that stupid sensitive rookie, keep doing what your doing. The contributions you have made on this board are far more superior to his 1 post...haha.

By the way I love Kat's dreamy eyes, she looks like she is on cloud 9.

Misfit

[QUOTE=NC Hunter]...and Glenn61 is no hero. He is a staunch racist and there is no denying that. He has lost respect of many respected mongers here on worldsexguide. It's not his views that has earned him this distinction but the disrespectful views of blacks he displayed when posting in the Presidential Election 2008 section in Opinions. He is not a man to be praised but despised.

NC Hunter[/QUOTE]

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I don't know anyone here in this forum who needs praise!

Glenn61 is a respected member in this forum, as yourself NC Hunter in my opinion relating to issues relating to the purpose of this forum.

Do I like everything about either of your views. Got to tell you the answer is no. Do you really care about my opinion? (PROBABLY NOT) If so we are either very good friends, have many of the same interest or maybe have self-esteem issues.

There are points of interest that I totally agree with both of you. But just because I don't agree on something, does not give me the need to try and make someone else understand/believe my opinion.

This is one of the beautiful treasures of the United States of America.

I am entitled to my opinion! My self-esteem is in a place where I do not need to make/influence others to believe my beliefs.

NC Hunter this is a place for jokes you have followed Glenn almost everywhere he goes to have an opinion. Give it up / let it go, your resentment is keeping you from having fun. I'm sure it's not helping your blood pressure.

Read the newspaper your man was elected by the people.

Now if one of you can say nothing to the other one we will see who is crazy, needs to have the last word!

Just one man's opinion of many men!
AJ

PS
We all know what they smell like.

[QUOTE=NC Hunter]...and Glenn61 is no hero. He is a staunch racist and there is no denying that. He has lost respect of many respected mongers here on worldsexguide. It's not his views that has earned him this distinction but the disrespectful views of blacks he displayed when posting in the Presidential Election 2008 section in Opinions. He is not a man to be praised but despised.

NC Hunter[/QUOTE]

Guys,
This is the area for humor. Whether someone thinks it is funny or not is not a concern to me. Nearly every joke will offend someone. Political views should not be expressed here. Lets get back to what this area is about.

Oh god, what have I done.

I was just trying to comically nudge Glenn into toning down his Obamas face on moneys body pics. I knew that I was playing with fire when I dare crossed a legendary member like Glenn (Love him or hate him, he really posts great pics). And to make it worst, I've hardly even contributed to this forum, although I actually have 5-6 posts as opposed to only one post. I'm actually pretty active in the Bronx SW scene, but I'm loath to share my spots and experiences because the NYPD will have the area on LOCK DOWN real quick!

This is why I treaded lightly with my wording. Please note the two paragraphs denouncing the worst factions of my personal party, the Democrats. And my calling of "TRUE" republicans as accepting personal responsibility. (BTW- I really do believe this. Unfortunately the Republican party has been soiled by the likes of the religious right and the racist extremists just to gain votes. The first Bush-Bush the elder, was a real Republican.) My attempts at comedy with the southern preachers rant at Glenn could be considered unfunny, but I think they established the upbeat, stupidly dramatic tone that I was going for. Perhaps I should just take Little Jimmy Nortons' advice (from Opie & Anthony) and just "Leave comedy to the professionals! "

I was not trying to start a flame war, I just wanted us to leave the "particuarly imflammitory" political "jokes" to the political opinions forum. After all, as I have said in other posts before, we can argue about our political views, but neither political party really wants us.

So PLEASE accept my dearest apologies Glenn. I've played with fire, and I've gotten singed. I don't want to get burnt. I still don't agree with you, but I can agree to disagree, and respect you for all of your diligent work to improving this forum.

BTW-Thanks a lot NC Hunter for sticking your neck out there and calling it like you see it. Whether we are right or wrong about whether the pics have racist intentions, perceptions can be important. But Damn! I don't think he's to be "despised". But then again, I live up in NYC, where our racists can't carry guns. Yeah I suppose down in N. C. , where you got both Delta and Marines training, and for a grand you can get a full auto M4, racist views carry a lot more weight, and threat.

Evolution theory is sounding more realistic.

[QUOTE=Glenn61]Space aliens are even more believable.....:D[/QUOTE]This does explain why ET does not want to destroy earth :)

Maybe aliens will have sex by thoughts without physical contact. Who knows?
[QUOTE=Glenn61]Space aliens are even more believable.....:D[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Orlando J]Maybe aliens will have sex by thoughts without physical contact. Who knows?[/QUOTE]Outer space masturbation? No wonder they cum to earth.

Inspirational message for the day

Nike has announced the release of their new sustainable green sneakers. Some people think that being environmentally responsible needs to be ugly. I disagree. See for yourself.

[QUOTE=Glenn61]Space aliens are even more believable.....:D[/QUOTE]


Is that Eric the Midget and one of the ****** from the Bunny Ranch?

SS

The Mamasans of America asked Congress Saturday for the power to pump $700 billion into the "pump" industry.

The rescue plan would give Washington broad authority to purchase bad KAMPs for the next two years. It does not specify which institutions qualify or what, if anything, the government would get in return for the unprecedented infusion.

Democrats are pressing to require that the plan help more strapped mamasans stay in their parlors and to condition the bailout for new limits on Full Service compensation.

“We’re going to work with Congress to get a bill done quickly,” President Bush said at the White House. Without discussing specifics, he said, “This is a big package because it was a big load.”

The government must bail out the KAMPs “because if we don’t, it will have a tremendous impact on American sleazoids, mongers, and the rest,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said in San Francisco.

But, she added, “We cannot deal with this unless this bailout helps K-girls stay in their parlors.”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said, “We cannot allow ourselves to be in denial about the threat now facing the KAMP economy. From all indications, that threat is real, and the consequences of inaction could be catastrophic. Every single American monger has a stake in preventing a global Happy Ending meltdown.”

[QUOTE=SgtPerv]Outer space masturbation? No wonder they cum to earth.[/QUOTE]
The [i]second[/i] motto of Men in Black:

"Protecting Earth from the cum of the Universe!"

[QUOTE=Ri Designer]Nike has announced the release of their new sustainable green sneakers. Some people think that being environmentally responsible needs to be ugly. I disagree. See for yourself.[/QUOTE]You know my eyes just weren't drawn to the sneakers. My eyes were more drawn to the booty shorts and what a lousy job they were doing covering up the stuff they should be covering. I don't know too many women that want their bush outline showing through their shorts!

There is much more important than the green. The camel toes.
[QUOTE=Ri Designer]Nike has announced the release of their new sustainable green sneakers. Some people think that being environmentally responsible needs to be ugly. I disagree. See for yourself.[/QUOTE]

For sale......

The joy of mongering.

Pesci & deNiro by Sesame Street:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShgvtEro7I[/url]

Pesci & Deniro by the Flintstones:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhgXTrT4UI[/url]

A Full Metal Christmas:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydF9rHC02Hg[/url]

This should have been done years ago!

This show was very popular, now I know why!

I Remember Mamasan (East Korea 2008) A fascinating docu-drama of a true story. After years as a small time "Rub 'N Tug" manager, an enterprising mamasan creates the worlds first massage airline.- KAMPairways (Serving Koreatown and West Hollywood). However, on it's maiden flight, the beautiful masseuses are short of oil and attempt an in-air refueling from a massage oil tanker aircraft. Since the pilots have coupons for special half-hour rate (w/extras), they are unaware of cockpit instruments indicating full release of the fluid. In spectacular fashion the whole enterprise comes crashing to earth. We never know if the poignant moans from the plummeting plane are from pleasure or pain. Truly a tragic ending to a happy ending.

[QUOTE=Glenn61]Every sap who falls into a long distance love affair should see this clip.....:D .

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEXQqWbHW60&NR=1[/url][/QUOTE]

Thanks, Glenn61, I love this clip and lost it awhile back..

Magic

Adult cartoons.

Adult cartoons

Inquiring minds want to know?

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Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]Inquiring minds want to know?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=64922[/url]

Misfit[/QUOTE]

Not sure , but I've seen her pics several places on the web in the last year or so. The most realistic , was a ******* page for a stripper in NY. I always said " I'd never go back to that place" . But if I thought I could meet up with her , I'd be on the next plane, LOL!

[QUOTE=Redskinzzfans]Not sure , but I've seen her pics several places on the web in the last year or so. The most realistic , was a ******* page for a stripper in NY. I always said " I'd never go back to that place" . But if I thought I could meet up with her , I'd be on the next plane, LOL![/QUOTE]Here is her home page

[url]http://www.christina-model.com/home.html[/url]

I think this is the same girl.

Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . .

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:

[QUOTE=Rich68]I think this is the same girl.[/QUOTE]
As is this. I just wish she'd wear a bra in most of her modeling pics. She needs some support.

[QUOTE=A John]Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . .

In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:[/QUOTE]

Nice, they mis-spelled the key word originally...