My Lotus Report: 01/05/2008
Let me tell you my Lotus story from today. I got there at opening and got Jeanette. All went well until after the flip. After the flip I asked for the BJ. That started to go well. She put on the glove and went to work.
Well shortly into it, her teeth scraped me. I thought, no big deal. A few minutes later, she told me that she was worried because I was bleeding. She then asked me if I have some sort of medical problem. She still wanted me to finish, but she was worried so she used her hand.
So I finished and she left the glove on and went to get Deva because she is a Chinese Doctor. Deva looked at it and said that it was probably okay (minor cut on the foreskin).
So I take a shower (bleeding) and wait until the bleeding stops to leave. I go home and take a nap. I have to pee, so I get up and WHAMMO, it starts to bleed again.
Okay, so it is mid-afternoon and the little woman (who has no idea, of course) has gone shopping. I use tissue to get it to stop bleeding and head to the local urgent care clinic.
The front desk takes my $50 co-pay and I see the doctor. The verdict: the skin has been torn from the underside. Needs 3 stitches. Numb the unit and away he goes.
End result: per the doctor, stitches come out in 5 days, and I am out of commission for the month.
Told the little woman: got caught in the zipper (anyone seen Something About Mary? ). I got the idea from the male nurse who cleaned me up afterwards (thanks, Dude).
Bottom line: Be careful.
Reads like horsesh#t to me!
[QUOTE=Scoup10]Went to the Lotus and aw Jeanette. Pretty good looking, not as hot as some guys here say, big fake tits, Offered. 60 80 100. Was offered for sevice, went for the 100 cover blow. , very rushed. Big mistake. Will not go back. By the way, her massage was the worse, They do a very good business and probably get busted very soon, I hope so! Had a much better time going to Cocoa beach. F-cked a nice looking girl for just a jackson in of the stip clubs, sucked so much titty at the inner room.[/QUOTE]Reads like a load of horsesh#t to me!
West, not east, of Semoran
[QUOTE=Nobull1][QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I am not sure where this Heather's place is. Her web site lists in Winter Park. When I went to what I thought was the right place, a tall, muscular "woman" (I swear to God I thought she was a tranny, but she just smoked heavily) come out (not Heather) and tell me her massage prices.
Can someone post (or PM me) where this place is? After the Unit gets back into commission, I plan on visiting and reporting on my experience as well.
Heathers place is near the ABC on Howell Branch, East of Semoran.
Correction: West, not east, of Semoran.
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Greetings Nobull1,
It appears that you inadvertently forgot to correctly place the quote tags in this report. Usually I can fix this sort of thing before it's displayed, but I don't have a clue as to how you intended this report to appear.
The quote tags are simple to use, all you have to do is look for them in the text. Anything that you want to appear in quotes must start with "[quote]" and end with "[/quote ]". Please note the "/" forward slash in the last tag. It's that simple.
In addition, you can preview your report before it's posted, so it's easy to check if you got it right before it's displayed in The Forum.
Thanks,
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Nothing Personal - Just Talking
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I agree. My report is also 100% accurate. Why would I make up a story that my Unit/Cable/Johnson/Old Henry was damaged (un-intentionally) by Jeanette?
I have 3 stitches in my pecker that come out this Thursday. I am also taking antibiotics (Keflex) because that area is not the cleanest area. The doctor told me no more action this month or else the stitches and repair might tear.
To add insult to injury, I tipped Jeanette $ for the BJ just so that I would get out of there and make a clean getaway. It is not cool that every time you pee, a wound opens up and you bleed (before the stitches).
Please, everyone, let's all get along. As always, be safe.[/QUOTE]
There's nothing personal in my comments and I'm not making trouble just comments.
But I got to thinking about your story G and I remember where I heard it. Not too long ago either. This guy gets up hung over and late for work so he jumps out of bed still half shit-faced and throws his clothes on - his shirt first and then he pulls his pants on real quick. Now he don't wear any underwear because he likes his pecker to crawl up and down his leg when there's chicks around. So he yanks them on and pulls the zipper up real quick. Well, his pecker is so big and flabby it gets caught in the zipper. Well he lets out a scream and by the time he got that zipper undone his pecker was a bloody mess and he had to go to a walk-in clinic to stop the bleeding. He calls the office knowing that he'll be fired if he misses work again so he comes up with the great idea that he'll blame it on a babe the night before. So he makes up the story and tells all the guys he knows and everybody likes it. Only his wife knows the truth but he comes to love the idea of being a wounded warrior of the sex battles and tells it every chance he gets.
Now, I'm not saying this is your story G, but I guess in a way it is.
Ron