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Everything right about Suzy. But: she is 5"7 not 5"4
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NOVA GUY
Everything right about Suzy. But: she is 5"7 not 5"4
Anybody know if and if so where there is any SW action in the day and/or afternoon In the D.C. area?
Downtown 10.17.03 1 a.m. or so. Went there with my former pal LL. I have never seen a man move so fast as LL when he grabbed BiBi and scurried off to her room. In his defense, he did ask the Mamasan to give me Suzy.
It was only after I was in a room and sheared of my $60 that Mamasan remembered that Suzy was busy. She did promise; however, to bring me a very, very, pretty, pretty, pretty girl.
I was on the verge of grabbing a barbell and breaking down BiBi's door at the thought of being denied either one of the two big players at Downtown! Only a few things stopped me: 1. BiBi's door was probably not locked. 2. The bulky guy at the door would throttle me for such a breach of etiquette. and 3. If I got between LL and a lady while he was suffering from Yellow Fever, I would wish I was only throttled by the door guy as I think LL loses focus due to this chronic malady.
Then, Miya (sp) came in. Okay face, killer body, good English and great attitude. She was the best AMP experience I ever had. Indeed, she is in the top five for lifetime endeavours. The massage was killer; the table shower was awesome. The asian performance had me climbing the walls. Miya has the pre-event tease down perfectly. I had to ask her to stop a couple of times so that I would be able to play in the game.
The game was fab. She looked great in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Great muscle control or even better than great. Very nice. The AMP version of GFE. Finished in mis. I had hoped to field a couple of other positions but the final buzzer sounded before we could run those plays.
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
K Street Report & Question: 10.17.03 After Downtown I felt the need to walk. Gradually I noticed a number of scantily clad ladies who seemed to be looking for someone. They would approach cars and chat with the inhabitants therein.
There was a huge police presence. Sirens and police cars everwhere. Stopping on the median of the service road. Getting out and talking to the girls. Yelling at them to leave. Cuffing one girl was dressed in jeans and did not seem to approach anyone while they were there. They were using plastic cuffs which I take to mean they figure they will not have enough cuffs. I did not have an interest in introducing my vehicle into this fray.
In this craziness, a blond haired African-American lass approached LL and me. She suggested that we find a gal for him and the four of us could go back to her room at the Governor's House (?). She showed me her key and room number. She had a nice thin lithe body. She asked me to feel her backside and her kitty. She rubbed against me. LL and I then went on a quest to find his lady. No luck. Came back and blondy had a lucky contestant. We agreed it was a match and proceeded to obtain a taxi to go. Then, it got wierd. Blondy started to get in a taxi that already seemed to have a passenger. Then, she asked me what kind of car I had and I told her. Then she asked me the color and I told her. With that our lasses both took off. We followed them thinking that we were avoiding the police.
Then, our lasses went up to an officer interrogating another lady and said we were following them. I am not sure he even looked up; however, I took this as a signal that we were not to ride with them that evening.
My question is what did I do to chase them off? Did they still think we were cops even after the mutual feel?
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
p.s. I can't keep doing this on regular member pay only. I need the promotion.
Hey,
I posted some questions here prior to my trip to our nation's capital. Some of you were kind enough to answer, so I'll post my happenings.
I arrived on a Sunday night, looking solely for SW action, preferably WSW. I got a hotel downtown, thinking I'd bring my catch back there, although the concierge situation was not ideal. I cruised L street around 730 pm, pretty dead. I drove down Route 1, checked out the 7-11 area. Saw one blonde on foot across the big intersection, but she was gone by the time I maneuvered over there. I'm not even sure she was working.
I ate dinner in Crystal City, loitered around the 7-11 on foot for a while. Didn't see anything (seems like reports were mostly from daytime - nova board), so I headed back toward my hotel.
I went back to L street around 10pm. Very empty. There was an empty unmarked Crown Victoria parked in the alleyway next to the Domino's. I went by what was described as an upstairs click bar - it was closed. I was looking in the window downstairs when a big black guy (6'4?) called out to me from across the street and started heading my way. I didn't respond and quickly walked away. He didn't follow.
Over on the big street near the traffic circle (19th?), I saw a cute girl in her 20s looking into the Victoria's Secrets window. I walked over to her, she saw me, and she quickly walked away toward M street. I don't know if she thought I was LE, or if she was just a gtown girl on her way home.
Around midnight, I hopped back into my car, cruised the K and L street area again. I saw two Latinas, probably mid-30s, walking along 18th. I wasn't really interested. It started raining. Over by 12th and K, I saw a cute latina, probably early 20s, with a pink umbrella. I was going the wrong way, and by the time I straightened out, someone else had scooped her up.
Soon thereafter, I saw a BSW in the 12th and K area. Her name's Terri, I'd guess late 20s or early 30s, decent face, nice body. I was tired of cruising, and it was raining, so I just took the bird in the hand. 5'5, 120 lbs. .4 + .05 tip for an enthusiastic BBBJCIM. ended up doing a car date, it was just simpler.
Thanks for a nice trip.
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Dutch,
Thank you for your post. You are correct that if monger's fail to report new finds, we don't know who to ask for. Suzi is the hot new star of downtown, not Yummi. Your mention of her probably had a lot to do with that. In fact, there will NOT be a report from Suzi on the last trip I was there because she was "busy." Hope the monger who was with her will be gentleman enough to report, hmmmmm?
We all walk in to the AMP and want good service. This board allows us to ask for a provider that another has had good luck with, and you are correct, the more choices, the better. However, I have never seen a time when the board has more than one or two current providers receiving reports at Downtown. You will be seeing a new report, as soon as Jackson approves it, from Hondo about "[b] Maya[/b] ." Most everyone wants to try a girl that has great reviews, which is why [b] Yummi, Suzi and Bibi[/b] are getting hammered right now. That makes FOUR current providers that are getting reviews at one AMP - a record, a fucking smorgasboard!
Small nitpick - it is Yummi, no Jummi-- her words were "Are you hungry? Because I am Yummi!"
I am gathering the data for my update for DC AMPs I will include your mention of [b]Mink[/b], but I am going to back-date it six months since there is little chance she is still there. Few of these providers stay in one place that long. If anybody has current information on this girl - please post.
Remember this is the [b]DC board[/b] with 16-18 AMPs with reports, not the Downtown Spa board. We have a shit-load of choices, but we need more reports on the "other" amps. [b]MONGERS - LURKERS[/b] - Please post your reports ASAP so I can get your report into the update while it is fresh and will help others the most.
LURKERS - If you have not posted, remember these reports are all hearsay - stories - dreams- fantasies made up by delusional minds. Reports on this board may not contain a shread of truth; they are therefore inadmissable as any sort of evidence. Unless you choose to post your real name and address in your report, you are not going to have any repercussions for sharing your fantasies... This board makes a great diary too... *wink*
LoveLOS
[Quote]Originally posted by Bandit II
[i][b]I'm pissed off at this point[/b] and Bibi comes in. Reports described her accurately and she was flirty but...
At this point I could have used a bit of a GFE because [b]I was still pissed off[/b] and wasnt in the mood for anything mechanical. [/i] ***Emphasis mine[/Quote]Los Banditos,
Need I fucking say more? You screwed up your own experience (or maybe the Cubs helped - LOL) . Poor Bibi was in a no-win situation, mamason knows and no doubt communicated to her, that you were unhappy and, if you read the board, you will know Bibi (and likely MOST of these girls) can read a customer like a book. They know when we are upset, nervous, happy, sad, loose, tired, cranky or whatever. If you are pissed and she knows it, what the hell can she do? She tries flirting and that won't melt [b]your bad attitude[/b] then PROFESSIONAL is as good as she can be.
Look, you and Babylon are good guys in my book, so I apologize for coming down on you about this, but if you cop a 'tude, you lose. Babylon lost it too with similar results. You are the one who has to decide you are going to have a good time, you cannot expect a provider to have it for you...
To all,
Remember the YMMV princple applies, but you are responsible for 50% of the interaction between yourself and these women.
- If you are in a bad mood, have a few drinks an loosen up before reporting to an AMP.
- If you don't like spending time with women who can't speak decent english, avoid AMPS. This is the USA, find a woman who knows the language...
- If you think they "owe" you a GFE because you are a stud muffin that women cannot resist, get over it.
- If you think there is magic in any certain establishment, please think with your big head for a moment. The magic is in the relationship, with the mamasan and the provider. Any AMP in DC can provide awesome service if you establish yourself as a good customer, so if you are receiving fabulous service at your spot, don't quit just because 10 reports come out for one very fortunate establishment...
The basic services at an AMP is a "professional" table shower and "muscular training." You negotiate any extras with the girl [i](and the negotiation process includes acting like a "boyfriend" if you are looking for a GFE)[/i]. CBJ and mish CFS are generally available in DC and what is considered "professional" treatment. If you are a jerk (again, no offense ment) and this is the treatment you got, please try some VA or MD jerk joints for a few months to see how good that level of service really is. If you are looking for a GFE (aren't we all), don't expect it every time. If you see the same provider two or three times then it happens naturally. [b]If you get GFE with a new AMP girl, you not only did everything right, but you were also a lucky mother fucker.[/b]
[i]Lovelos steps down from soap box...[/i]
LoveLOS
I decided to head "downtown" Wednesday around midnight. First I ended up making a few runs around the block as some one was just beating me to the door. I figured I could see what the street scene is like now. Pretty dead, 2 or so and tons of pimp looking guys.
Anyway, I hit downtown and got Michelle (sp?), or that is what I made out. Her english was about the worst I have seen there. Looks early 20's (7-8 in looks), about a b+ in cup size and very nicely shaped. Anyway pretty decent shower, good massage. All the normal downtown menu, even 2 cups for regular tip. After being at work all day I just couldn't get to finish #2. One thing that I did find odd was that she brought a seperate condom that she used to rim me, I really couldn't tell. I actually saw her put it on in the mirror, no biggie still was cool. Never had that before.
Upon leaving I turn on K to get in my car, and holy shit there must have been 10+ street walkers in the vicinity of my car. Did a few rounds between 15-14th and there had to be 10 more spread all over. Nothing really outside of that 2 block radius. Will have to investigate further as some were pretty damn hot. No cops to bee seen anywhere.
*** DC Trip Report ***
Hondo, the sex-starved maniac, calls me up on Thur, and informs me we are doing a road trip to DC the next evening. Although it was entirely inconvenient, I rearranged my schedule to help him in his hour of need. The fact I was getting a touch of yellow fever had nothing to do with my selfless humanitarian efforts. Friday evening eventually came and we were off. He had two things on his agenda, K street SWs and a first trip to Downtown. I had several things on my agenda also, namely Bibi, Suzi, and Yummi. Unfortunately I did not have the time, finances, or stamina to try all of the above, so I determined to go for the GFE with Bibi and see to it that Hondo had a good ride with one of the others...
We arrived in the area about 12:15am and there were NO SWs on the streets whatsoever. NONE? none. We went to Clicks to gather intel, but all we gleaned was a shrug... Came out after a drink and there was an interesting pair getting out of their Lincoln... Hmmmmm? One was a nondescript BSW, but the other was interesting--a WSW that has very dark black (dyed) hair with reddish highlights with a good looking body, she may have been 2-3 months prego due to the tiny bulge in the tummy. Witnessed two guys on foot picking up two girls and using a taxi for the ride to the hotel... Hmmmmmm, log that idea. Walked to K and there was a bit of action beginning. Got approached by a BSW who wanted to party. I almost took her back to the car to polish my knob before the AMP, but I declined. In retrospect, that may be a course I will try in the future... Hondo then forced me to focus on the stairway to heaven... and we ascended.
Greeted by the bouncer and then mamasan 1, who knows me well. So I know choosing my girl and getting Hondo a proper introduction is not a problem. I asked for [b]Bibi[/b] and introduced Hondo as a trustworthy party (yes, in that order, as I have my priorities in proper perspective). Yummi was not there (period?), and so I requested Suzi for the Hondo man. It turns out that she was occupied (please post if you are lurking) and so Hondo was given "[b]Maya[/b]." There was a report in July about a Maya, so if you saw that girl, she may be back... I have it on good authority that his report will be highly positive when it gets posted to the forum, so my introduction may have served him well.
I had to wait for a few minutes for Bibi to arrive (she must have been busy). I stripped and cooled my heels. She finally arrived but Hondo was in the shower and so we chatted and flirted while waiting. She wanted to know all about the SW action on the street, that was an interesting conversation. I also ascertained she is not planning to leave today, as she had mentioned to another monger a few weeks back. Others please confirm she is not bull-shitting here. Shower was thorough and I enjoyed it. She was wearing this little see-thru skirt and no thong, and she wrapped that up so it would not get wet, so my she was providing quite a nice show for the shower... Back in the room the eye candy continued and she provided a reasonably good nude massage that included the 36C tit rub, some toe/foot licking, some cuddling, and a hike on my back. The main event started with some wonderful 69. I got so into her sweet pussy that I almost let her finish me with that wonderful CBJ I was receiving. She received the news that Hondo was finished as I told her that was HIS problem. This apparently got him a bit of extra time, for which I received a thank-you later; so he must have put it to good use, only his report will tell. Bibi and I proceeded to Asian cowgirl but, alas, little LoveLOS was smitten, and could no hold his breath long enough for the position switch. We cleaned up and leisurely dressed while chatting more. She adjusted my neck with the professional ease that would make my chiropractor jealous. Overall, a top ten AMP experience.
We met in the hallway and I got a good look at Maya, who has a so-so face and wonderful body. The "look" I got from her told me she would probably be a fun ride, and after talking to him, that is probably a good call. The shit-eating grin on the Hondos face was probably only matched by the one on my face. We received our labels after the goodbye kisses. I'm the "horny guy" and Hondo is the "player..." What's up with that, Hondo? hehehe...
On the street again, we are content to walk around for about an hour just enjoying the scenery and basking in the recent memories... There was about 15-20 SWs out and LE was getting thicker as time went on. We finally saw an interesting BSW with loooong legs and "blonde" hair (not a typo). Chatting to her she suggests we find another girl and go to her room. Sounds like fun. Hondo had dibs on her, so we looked around, but I didn't see any that I wanted very much. Finally we met her again with a reasonable looking WSW and I felt that the foursome idea would get me a poke at both girls, so we agreed in principle... We were on foot and decided to get a taxi... Now we had done the "are you a cop'" and squeeze my tits/dick routine. The taxi came by but someone was inside already... Now at that point on K st, I don't have a clue what the fuck changed, but within a few seconds they went paranoid and wanted nothing to do with us. I think they saw a cruiser and thought they were about to get busted. Anybody else have that sort of experience?
We walked around some more and LE got more annoying, they were everywhere. One ossifer was "interviewing" a girl and she even gave us "the look" as we strolled by. -LOL... Had one WSW follow us half a block on K st but I decided the face was not for me. Saw one other nice man give a girl a ride before we got to her (bastard) then we headed back for our ride. The ugly-faced-but-nice-body WSW was walking toward us on L st, and I was starting to reconsider her for a quick nightcap BJ before heading home. She was 15ft away and an UNMARKED WHITE CRUISER screeched to a halt. Two ossifers stepped out and told her to get her hands on the car. They had a bundle of the plastic zip cuffs and busted her on the spot. She wasn't even half naked like most of the girls-jeans and a jacket with high heels, and had not spoken to me or anybody on the block. WTF? We strolled on past, got in the car and left DC, glad we were not chatting with the dangerous criminal when LE decided we needed to be protected from her. Watch your asses out there and keep the eyes peeled for unmarked units as well as light bars...
Sorry to bore you and take up space on the board, but somebody has to do it...
LoveLOS
Balabon,
I stand corrected Suzi is 5'4" - but when I saw her (in her three inch fuck-me stilettos, which I forgot to mention) she was 5'7". Next time, I'll post height minus shoes. Since she seems to do everything (well at that), I'll be curious to find out from anybody if she is up for Greek.
Lovelos..
Thanks for the detailed report. as for the SW's if you don't pick them up quick they do get nervous. I had that happen to me as well. If I'm still undecided I try to get her cell phone number and offer to meet at her hotel usaully on either 14th colorado ave or NY ave. SW also make deals with cabbies they are able to hail a cab and pick you up and and it's accepted that they pick up the tab for the cab, or you can subtract it from the cost of the date.
Romeo#2..
SW's can be found at the same hotels in the day as they use in the evenings especially on NY Ave.
LOVELOS
You are right - we are using (and writing) only Downtown. Where is the rest of AMPs? For instance some months ago I was coming to Hapinness - it was good in most cases. But recently I am going only Downtown because it looks 100% success. Or may be guys just not informing about other places? Let's do it
Some name change info, plus a report on an outstanding experience at Young's Spa in Georgetown:
First, the Castle Spa (I gave a good report back in July 2003) has apparently changed its name although I'm not 100% sure what the new name is. The box ad in the Washington Post reads "Grand <<BOSS>>" on the top line and "Opening" on the second line, then the street address in smaller type below. I guess this means that the new name for the spa is "Boss"? I didn't get time to check out this place in person, nor do I know if "Jay" (my nice provider from July) still works there.
Next, the confusion between the "Sun Spa" and the "Sun Club" should end soon, as the Sun Spa, 1829 M Street, NW, 3rd Floor (same building as ICM Body Concepts, a non-Asian HJ-only place on the 2nd floor) has changed its name to "Therapy @ M St." Did not visit this place either.
Also, some new spas in Silver Spring and in Waldorf, MD, according to the ads in the Post Sports Section.
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Young's Spa in Georgetown -
Directions: 2352 Wisconsin Avenue, NW, Washington, DCon the northern fringe of Georgetown and about 5-6 blocks down the hill from the National Cathedral - and nowhere near a Metro. Although it's in a busy neighborhood, the location is actually pretty good. It's on the ground floor of a 4-story grey townhouse-style building. On the outside of the building are signs for the Annie Fisher Gallery and the Shade Shack (something like that) but no signs indicating that there's a spa inside. Once you open the front door, you enter a very small foyer with two doors - one door in front of you that leads to the stairway, and the door to "Young's Therapeutic Massage" on the left. This means that passersby who see you either entering or leaving the building have no idea which business you are visiting inside.
Report: to LoveLOS and others, you'll be happy to know that this will be a rave review about someplace other than Downtown. I had my first true GFE in several years with "Jay" of Young's, so I guess that means that I both did everything right and am a lucky m-f-er (see LoveLOs's reply to Los Banditos below). Yes, a true GFE, as opposed to several near-GFE's at Downtown and Castle during the last year or so.
This Jay is not the same girl as the Jay of Castle Spa in July. This Jay is 5'3", early 20s, Korean (of course), long curly brown hair that is distinctive because it was very curly and had lots of blonde streaks in it. Decent English by AMP standards. Attractive but not knock-out beautiful face (7 out of 10), about 115 lbs., decent figure with natural B cups, longer than average nipples, nice curves as she still has some baby fat on her, shaved kitty.
She answered the door herself, looking sexy in a flowered bikini top and skimpy sarong wrap-around skirt and thong. My eyes must have lit up because she smiled when she saw me, then grabbed my hand and led me to the room. I was NOT asked if I had been there before. No sign of a mamasan or other employee the whole time I was there (could hear TV noise from a back room, but saw no one).
In the room I immediately pulled out my wallet and said "one hour is $60, right" to which she said yes. She left the room with my $60 and I immediately stripped down. She came back and knocked on the door, then came in and almost looked surprised that I had undressed that quickly. She wrapped a towel around me, I kissed her on her forehead and complimented her on her hair, then she led me to the table shower room. While I was lying on the table, she motioned towards my soldier and I said "yes, please wash it, it's very important to be clean there" to which she smiled and gave me a thorough washing.
Back in the room. I decided to act differently than I normally would (which would be to lie face-down on the table). I sat on the massage table, pulled her over to hug her, complimented her again on her hair, then started kissing her on her neck, cheeks, earlobes, etc. She seemed very interested and enjoying it. After a couple of minutes she pulled her head back and smiled and said "now what would you like to do with me?" to which I replied "today I just want to be with you." She smiled and said ok, but money first please, to which I said certainly and pulled out a $100 note plus a jackson. She smiled and put the money under the pillow and off we went.
I treated her exactly like a girlfriend and got the GFE in return. Picked her up and laid her on her back on the massage table, then spent the next 15 minutes licking her all over, removing her thong and ending with a long DATY session with one finger up her kitty and another knocking on her back door. She definitely responded and enjoyed herself - no acting here. I came up for air and she wrapped her legs around me and started French-kissing me and hugging me. Then she paused and said "let me go get a condom" and left the room.
I sat up on the table to wait for her. She came back, stripped off her bra and sarong, then leaned over and said "I'll put the condom on later, ok?" and gave me a great tea-bagging and licked and kissed my bare soldier everywhere except on the tip. Then she said "now I'm going to put the condom on" and did so using the old condom in the mouth trick. Short CBJ then she climbed onto the table and lay on her back. I got on top for a nice long, slow missionary session with more hugging and french-kissing (I myself couldn't believe this was all happening). After I came she held me in her arms for a long time, keeping me inside her, then finally I was the one who decided that it was time to pull out. Then we lay there and hugged for another 5 minutes before she got up to leave the room and get me a hot towel. One interesting point is that although she was naked she didn't bother to get dressed to leave the room to get the towel, instead she just held a towel to her chest to cover her front.
She brought back three hot towels, two to clean the body and one for my face/mouth. At this point the hour was up, but she said that she wanted to give me a short massage, so I lay on my stomach and let her massage me for a few minutes. During the massage, in response to my questions she told me that she had been working there for one month and would still be there until mid-December.
A nice ending point - after I got dressed, I walked out of the room holding her hand. Thanked her for the great time and said I hoped to be back next month to see her. She replied "Next month? I want you to come back next week!"
I've just read over this post and, yes, I truly am lucky! Hopefully some of you guys will be able to check out Young's soon and have a session at least half as good as the great one I had.
Mighty Spearsman,
Did this girl have any accent at all or did she speak perfect English?
LexLuther
I guess I'm gettin' old and more mellow 'cause I don't usually say nice shit, but LoveLos, your recent lengthy post was really very good. Well written, informative for the uninitiated, and stimulating to the imagination. Well done.
Went to downtown and asked for Suzi again. Great service as always. Everything was as good as last time but this time she pull out a new trick. Oil body massage. She first rub her tits all over me, then put little ravensfan between her legs (not inside) and stroke it for a little. She then rub her sweet pussy from my face to my toe. When she rub her pussy against little ravensfan i thought she was going to go barebond, scare me a little.
One bad new. Suzi is leaving for vacation this coming satuarday. She said she is leaving for los angles for 10 days and she will be back. Hope she is telling the truth. I asked her who i should see when she is not there and she recommend a new girl name kelly. Maybe i will give it a try next week.
It is funny that it had almost become downtown reviews board. I used to go to ihc everyweek. The place is good and the girls are just as good as downtown but downtown service are just so much better. Don't get me wrong, ihc's girls have good service but i had never get any rim job, toe job, and only once i had dfk and once bbbj there. Even though ihc is 20 dollar cheaper but the rim, toe job n dfk is well worth it. I think I will stick with downtown for a while.
Sorry if this is a stupid question. After downtown today I saw some nice looking sw around K. I had never try them before and would love to give it a shot. So what is the price range on it and what is the safest way to do so?
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Thanks wiseborn, in the day when i got to excited and can not wait until night I usually take field trips to B-More. Your info. will come in handy. Thanks, be safe fellow mongers
Romeo
Dear Lex Luther:
Almost no accent, she had good English, much better than normal for an AMP, but not what I'd call "perfect English."
Funniest part of my experience was that I had originally planned to go to Downtown to check out Suzi or Diana. Unfortunately by the time I finished work that day it was around 4 p.m. and I needed to eventually change for a business dinner at 6 p.m. I was in Georgetown and felt that I didn't have enough time to drive to Downtown and back during that short time period, so I decided to check out Young's as it was nearby. Still can't believe how lucky I got.
Dear LoveLOS:
I wanted to second Trashman's praise for your excellent & informative post. And it is distressing to read of the police's focus on stopping young ladies walking down the street when one thinks of all of the other problems in DC.
Hello.
This is my small contribution to your deal. Sorry, bad english skills ....
Today I was in "Asia" at 6400 Wiskonsin Ave, NW. I choosed it after reading about Gina.
Not good neighborhood, but very suitable parking place for "9400 clients" behind of building. Asked mamasan about Gina - unfortunately she was on vacations ... but mamasan told that she brings to me Misha - very good girl. Misha (russian male name :) ) was about 5'0" without heels, very slim and firm body... very proportional with perfect and natural (I think so) B cup ... partially shaved ... Rather pretty face . She told me that she is working there about 2 weeks. She did shower very mechanical ... I think so, may be because another clients was waiting shower too ( when I was in shower - the doorbell was ringing twice and mamasan was speaking with peoples about massage ).
After shower we come to cabinet. I grab Misha and told her that I want something special. She told me - no special for me. I told her that I bring something for her ... she asked what I want - and I answered everything. She asked me how much - and I put on table $100. She get out and returned with lubricant and condom wrapped into paper tissue. There are I should to say that I finish too fast at first time - this is my problem. So, I finished just we started 69 ... she cleaned my knob and told me that she will start massage ... and I asked her about one more round ... and she agreed to do it only for $20 extra. My second time is always longer, so she started from BJ to wake up my hero, after we did doggie, missionare and cowgirl positions.
So, it was my most impressive visit to AMP. The marks ... appearance - 8/9, shower - 4/5, job 8/9. think that I'll return in a week.
Sorry for my terrible english.
--I want to register a protest. I am denied senior membership even tho I have to transport LoveLos to DC. I cannot describe the terror that such trip entailed. His constant attempts to grope young asian lasses at Sheetz. His attempts to grope anyone who looks asian at Sheets. His attempts, until I pulled my Colt .45, to grope me. In his defense, I do have Mongol in my heritage. My constant need to mace him until we can get to Downtown, at his request. In his defense, he is a chronic victim of yellow fever. Thank goodness the bouncer at the door was caucasian.
--I am denied senior membership despite my report of the monger hating D.C. police, perhaps saving many Mongers from arrest and humiliation. In brutual contrast to my self-sacrifing ways, I tried to convince LL to get arrested to give the board the inmate perspective, but he said no.
-- I am denied senior membership despite my describing an unknown treasure at Downtown, Maya.
--I am denied senior membership despite my bravery in taking two stabs at meeting Chloe of Fredericksburg fame.
--I am denied senior membership despite my bravery in taking on Tiffany Cox a lady who stood off MANDINGO in a tie breaker. And yet I persevere on. I even upload pictures.
--I am denied senior memberships despite exposing Aline for the hottie that she is. I will always carry with me the sight of that lassie over me. And yet, I am denied senior membership.
--I am denied senior membership despite my my meeting Chrissy of privatepleasures and noting that she had gained 20 pounds. Yet I stayed in the game to report the opposition's skills.
--I am denied senior membership despite my forays into formerly Soviet controlled St. Petersburg and dallying with hot Russian babes.
--I am denied senior membership despite my trips to see Nyaeve and reporting on a legend.
--I am denied senior membership despite my willingness to be -honest about my 10 visits or so to IHC and the wonders held within.
--I am denied senior membership despite Trashman's unwillingness to trash me for my reports.
--I am a resource to this board. I have chased strange in foreign lands. Hell, I have even learned foreign languages to promote such activities. And despite the neglect of this board, I have continued to report, at great danger to my personals, about the booty that is out there.
--Do the decent thing, make me senior.
Your reporter in the field Hondo Lane, working to make street lasses safer for you
Are there any good spots for foot fetish action in the city....and good Latina or Asian places for foot fetish fun. It would be really helpful.
Cheers guv
oppps.
Hi All,
I have been lurking in here for over a year now and have decided to de-cloak. First, I would like to thank everyone for their terrific posts. You have provided me with countless hours of entertainment and tons of useful information. Note to TrashMan: Miss your posts. Hang in there. C is a ***** but it can be beat!!
I am a part time hobbyist who scouts the streets of DC and Baltimore several days a week looking for diamonds in the rough. The diamonds are far and few between so I only partake maybe once a month. Baltimore has much better variety for a working man's budget.
I have found a few very attractive WSW on 12th-11th-10th just north of Mass between 7:00am and 7:00pm. There has not been an acceptable WSW in the neighborhood in over a month! Even the skanks have disappeared! Did the PD sweep them all?
Nina picks up some extra cash now and then. Brown hair, 125lbs, cute, dresses nice, smells nice, needle marks. Claims to be a receptionist at a Bethesda escort agency. Claims to charge $150/hr (maybe before the needle marks). Nice covered BJ for a Jackson. Very enthusiastic. Whines for more money. FS is available in Bethesda for $90. I have never partaken because of the needle marks. Haven't seen her since the beginning of September.
Picked up another WSW 2 in August. She was walking down New York heading towards her normal 14th street stomping grounds. She was wearing a nice miniskirt, no shoes, no panties. She has terrific legs and a nice round ass. Negotiated a BBBJ for $20. She wasn't pleased, she wanted $50. I offered to take her back. She wanted to proceed. She took me to an industrial area behind NY Avenue where she has a van parked. She has been living in the van for a few months. She proceeded with the BBBJ and did a nice job until the end. She leaned back, yanking away, and says "I don't catch". Terrific, goo flies everwhere in my lap and on the upholstery. Luckily she had a towel in the back of the van. I wipe up, she wipes up. She asks me for a ride to 14th and K. Being totally pissed off that she didn't catch, I quickly drove off as she searched through the back of the van for something. I had to stop at a gas station to finish the cleanup to insure that my better half didn't find goo on the dash.
I saw her last Sunday at 14th and K wearing shorts and a halter. She is not WAIF thin but had bruises all over her arms and legs from shooting up. She is definately being dragged down a rocky hill by the horse.
I often have the opportunity to view the K and L street action after 11:00pm. Damn! Some of these women are fine! Being married, I can not hide $100 - $200 disappearing from the checking account like the rest of you. Usually, I will drive through, enjoy the scenery, and try to find the ladies for a Jackson on 12th-11th-10th.
Fat Bastard
HONDO, I would be happy to vote in favor on giving you Senior status. Just the fact that you bring LoveLOS into our fair district (and put up with what can only be described as GREAT hornyness) would do much to recommend you. I'm always glad to see someone who can keep a sense of humor while pursuing our favorite sport, and write genuinely funny reports to boot. I usually find that all my blood has rushed to my little head and all the funny brain cells are oxygen starved at such a point.
Randy
Hondo, I am so sorry that Lovlos has rubbed off on you, or just rubbed you, as you see, YOU ARE A SENIOR, congrats, you two fools keep up the good work. Don't come to Atlanta, as we do not want all ourmeat spoiled<grin> PWhipped
Romeo,
thanks, if you are out and about in the daytime you can also call ahead to some of the New York Ave Hotels, a quick trip thorugh the parking lots will tell you if anything is availible. and you could always get a cabbie they'll always know were the action is.
T-man and Mighty,
Thanks for the kudos. From you guys, my heros, it is a true honor...
Hondo,
I found your meds man! You need to get back on those before you get back online... BTW - congrads on Senior, I think.
Jackson,
Are you out of your mind? Senior status? Oh well, can't be helped I guess...
Fat Bastard & Aman T,
Welcome to the board, thank you for the informative posts. We look forward to you guys being part of the team. As you can see, we have some fun here too...
Randy F,
Keep in mind I made a post when Hondo first began posting that his reports were on target, but [b]please disregard any comments made about me[/b]. The term 'whipping boy' keeps dancing around in my mind when he posts about me... hmmmmm BTW-your handle indicates you are a fan of Thai food... Care to elaborate?
PW,
ROFL - You are pretty damn territorial for a guy that has fucked 2/3 of the hookas in the southeast! As you already know I'm coming to hotlanta (next month). We'll see if I have a chance to wreak havoc or not... Don't worry though, I won't bring Hondo unless he gets back on his meds.
Babylon,
Do you have a report and address on Happiness? I don't think that any info is posted on this board.
Wiseborn,
you are probably right about speed of the pickup or the SWs will get nervous... Thanks for the insight
LoveLOS
Could one of the kinda brotheren please give me info on where the spanish massage parlor on New Hampshire is. I went to the address I was told and it just looked likke a normal house. Was that it? On a previous post I saw someone said it was near the subway station. The help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks fellas, stay safe
Romeo
LoveLOS, Happiness is 524 10th St NW next to Royal.
Also, the New Hampshire place IS the address you got, it DOES look like a regular house, just go and ring the doorbell.
LoveLOS,
I'm busted! I knew you would be the one to appreciate the handle, which goes back to the days when my rich uncle used to send me to exotic, faraway places, and despite the expectation of many that it was for the purpose of subjugating the native population, I was far, far, more into gene sharing and expanding the local gene pool.
I know you will find it hard to believe, but there was a day in the Kingdom when you could hop a tuk-tuk and get anywhere, without traffic, in a heartbeat. In fact, thinking of Thai food, we probably have visited some of the same restaurants where you pick what you want right out of the fishbowl and have it served any way you want.
My only regret is that in the days when I roamed the globe on my uncle's business WSG wasn't available and mongering was a hit-or-miss (mostly miss) undertaking. Not only do I frequently wish I were 15 again, knowing all I know now, I would be happy as a clam to be forty and have a laptop to do it all again!
Randy
I am a long time reader of this forum. Thank you all for the tips. I am also a long time monger of the great HOT SUN spa in Waldorf MD. After D-day, I found myself reading a lot more about DC spots. Needless to say this is my first post ever and it took a trip to Castle in DC to get me to break my silence.
I was greeted at the door by Amy, I could tell she didn't use the name much. Large up top (Silocone) and long hair about 5ft 4in with a rock hard body about a 7.5 to 8 in the face, but the body was 8.5 to 9.
The usual questions came up; Have you been here before? etc...
Read previous reports to get the correct answers. She smiled alot and treated me like a king. There was another girl there in a white lab coat. She looked small and frail compared to Amy. I am not sure she was working.
Back to the good stuff. I gave her the 60 up front, making sure to show that I had more in hand for the big tip. She took me to the TS where she spent a lot of time concentrating on the important parts. Spent about 5 min. too long in the sauna so a sweat was brewing. Then in the room she asked if I wanted hard, med or soft massage. I said Soft and OFF came the cloths. The massage was a full body rub with a lot of AR.
She then did the great flip and started the CBJ. I asked her to bring herself to where I could pleasure her at the same time.
After she shook a bit, we went for the gold in position changes.
This was as good as Shiatsu or Hot Sun (two of my favs)
The doctor is now in.
Randy, you wrote:
"Not only do I frequently wish I were 15 again, knowing all I know now, I would be happy as a clam to be forty and have a laptop to do it all again!"
Boy, can I relate to that statement! If I could be 40 again and know all I know now, I would now be happily retired in LOS. It's been a little over a year since I went back to BKK and not a day goes by that I don't think about those days.
Seems like there is a fair number of us LOS lovers (who have actually been there) on this board, and also the Northern VA and Balt boards. Maybe we should start our own group or, at the very least, meet every now an then to have a few brews and reminisce together.
Globetrotter:
Since this is predominantly a forum regarding AMP staffed by Korean women, it would make sense that AMP visitors would venture out to Thailand, the number one sex tourist destination. More hot and available Asian babes than you can shake a stick out at cheap prices. The only drawback is the 16 hour airplane ride each way and the $900 or so airfare.
LosLove:
I am surprised you asked for the address of Happiness because it advertises in the Post and has been around for a while. I visited Happiness last year and wasn't that impressed. I came in and was taken care of by an o.k. looking woman who gave me a table shower, massage and then just started stroking me without being asked. She removed her top as she continued giving me a HJ and I shot my load. That was my first time there and my last time there. Nothing special.
I have researching the Net for new escorts to sample and there is lot out there. Unfortunately, most of the good ones who offer GFE and BBBJ, or so the reviews state, are charging the DC going rate for high class escorts -- $250. When I first started going to escorts two years ago, I found the 250 rate to be outrageously expensive. But I have discovered that in the world of DC escorts those who charge 200 or less do not offer the high quality GFE experience that I was seeking. At the 250 going rate, there are a large number of beautiful escorts who give you a GFE or PSE experience that will knock your socks off. After one particularly enjoyable and memorable experience with Taylor of DC and then another incredible experience with Amber Reese, I was hooked and saving up my bucks for more, even at the 250 rate. Outrageous expensive, yes, but you get what you pay for. The experience is much more intense and memorable than those you get with SW, lower price escorts and AMP. And it always gets better the second or third time you see the same escort. They are now more comfortable with you and you can get to the good stuff immediately and go on from there.
Hey folks,
Can anyone pass along some info to me on the Spanish place on New Hampshire. Address? Service's? It would greatly appreciated. You can bc me at [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]
Thnks.
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Globetrotter,
You're absolutely right, there are a lot of us who love LOS and we've actually been there. But some of us are not lucky enough to live close enough to DC to monger there often.
Some of us have to live in areas like Richmond where all we can do is be jealous of the DC and northern Va. amps, and visit only on rare occasion.
I was in Laos about two years ago, before I knew about this board and in 15 days I managed to enjoy 10 ladies. ( Sorry I'm old and can't compete with LoveLos's record). all of them were 25 or younger, most about 18-20. A couple of them were flat gorgeous, but most were average(which for Asian ladies is darn fine).
I usually go to Thailand about 4 times a year now. But I'm 60 days away from my latest retirement and I already have a ticket to LOS for two months after that.
I also plan to spend some time in Laos, but I have to be careful there. There are not a lot of posts there and my wife knows about the forum so I'm afraid she will read what I post and recognize me.
I'll be in Thailand and Laos from January 1 to February 28th so if anyone wants me to check on a girl for you, let me know(grin).
My Thai driver and I have a road trip planned around Thailand, Bangkok, Pattaya, Chiang Mai, Udon, NongKhai, etc. I've spent years in both Thailand and Vietnam, and only Vietnam has more beautiful girls per stride than Thailand.
God I can't wait, I want to go now!
This is a request for help. A couple of weeks ago, LoveLos answered a question for me and the response included a link to another post. I tried to emulate that today and I couldn't get it to work or find any info on how to make it work.
Along the same lines how does one get the quote from another post to work?
So would one of you members who has figured this out let me know. Post here as I am sure I am not the only novice trying to figure the workings of the board.
Many thanks and I apologize for this not being a true report.
By the way LL, I didn't make any of the DC AMPS while I was up there this week. Read that Kinja was closed so I went there and checked it out. It was a malicious false alarm there, but not a good time. See my post in the No Va board.
Went yesterday to Sun Club behind the MCI and saw Lily. She is a gorgeous lady very slim amd soft skin with big breasts. I told her that I had been there before (not) and that knew the rutine. The shower was very warm with special attention to my dick and ass. She did a good job. She dried me and we went back to the room. The rooms on 1413K St are cleaner and better. She then gave a soft massage and licked me all over which was great! Then on with raincoat and cbj. I could not resist anymore and after 4 minutes I was done. I told her if I could bang her one more time and she said to me if I tipped her well. I said no problem. Waited on another 10 minutes and on with the second raincoat. Did 3 positions and finished with doggy style. Afterwards we hug and found that it was like GFE. Very nice lady. Total cost was $60 basic plus $120 tip for two discharges! Not bad. I will return. If you see her treat her well.
Dick
Seva,
I posted the report on Kinja being closed on a recent Saturday night. It was not a malicious rumor. I am a little more mondaine than to do anything but provide accurate reporing. I thought I was doing a service by reporting that the place was locked shut. No cars in the lot, no inside lights, no outside lights, and no red and blue "OPEN" sign on. I followed up that report with an immediate report the next afternoon, reporting that it was again operational. There is a delay in posting messages for regular members, so you may have missed the follow-up post. Maybe I need to verify this with Gee Gee, the mamasan. I am going to ask her about it and report it to protect my credability. At least I am not reporting that I got a BBBJ in a non-FS place when all I got was a HJ, as I have read on other boards.