Massage Parlor Reports

Went by the Sing last Thursday hoping to get Connie. Walked in and asked for her and mamasan say "she beeesy" So I get Candy a new girl from Cali one week into her post at Singapore. I really wanted Connie but Candy assured me she would take good care of me. She was A good looking lady about 30ish. Slim frame and no panties. Gave a good massage and all in for 1.7 total. A bit rushed but I was in a hurry that nite. I will definately slow her down next time around. Who got to Connie that nite anyway? I just missed getting her. She looka bery bery nice.

[QUOTE=Goldiesix]Where can I get a prostate massage? Some of these AMP's, you're lucky if they can say three words in english, let alone understand what "prostate" means.[/QUOTE]I've gotten one @ United (Norridge) a couple years ago, but I don't remember her name, sadly. It really depends on the provider; some won't go there at all.

It helps if you can hold out during the handshake. Then they may give a little extra effort, and resort to little tricks they know to get it over with, like massaging the asshole, which is your cue to relax it, and hope they take their cue next from there.

I've even "guided" a hand down there if she's not picking up the hints.

Good luck.

But "President Bush" is right, too.

First time poster here. Even though I’ve been lurking here, I’m not sure about the etiquette, but here it goes.

I paid a visit to “Older BBW offering topless. Hands do the work” a while ago. She lives in Naperville and posts on CL.

Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell.

She led me to the room upstairs. Lit the candles and turned on the CD. The massage oil was already warmed up.

Remember, she is 60 years old, and she is honest about her age.

I had told her beforehand that I want a prostate massage. She said ok but that would be extra.

Back massage was soft and lasted for about 20-30 minutes. Turned over, uncovered. She worked on my inner thighs and upper body. Put on some gloves and proceeded on the prostate massage. She found the prostate, massaged it for a few minutes, but it wasn’t quite strong enough for my taste. But I’m sure she will learn.

She proceeded to finish me off. She was kind enough to ask me how to best please my third leg, hard or soft, with or without oil. HJ only, I did not ask for or expect anything extra.

Massage was topless, and she encouraged me to feel her goodies.

Has anyone been to Aries Massage at 3029 N. Pulaski? The number is 773-5458134. I had a guy tell me that it was 40 for a half hour and 60 for an hour massage, he then told me they offered extras inlcuding 50 extra for sex which he didn't do but I think he told me 100 or 120 for a full nude massage and you can pretty much touch her anywhere you want and even suck her melons. I did call and the prices are accurate I think it's an all latina place though but I have yet to go if anyone goes please email me or tell us about your experince thanks!

New to the board and to the hobby.

I have been doing a little research on the web and found the following link for crime on the north side. You can also seach by address. Take a look.

[url]http://www.chicagocrime.org/types/prostitution/252/[/url]

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Has anyone been to Aries Massage at 3029 N. Pulaski? The number is 773-5458134. I had a guy tell me that it was 40 for a half hour and 60 for an hour massage, he then told me they offered extras inlcuding 50 extra for sex which he didn't do but I think he told me 100 or 120 for a full nude massage and you can pretty much touch her anywhere you want and even suck her melons. I did call and the prices are accurate I think it's an all latina place though but I have yet to go if anyone goes please email me or tell us about your experince thanks![/QUOTE]


Lou.

Can we introduce you to our friends "the period" and "the comma"? . and ,
It would help us to read your posts.

[QUOTE=Dangerously]Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell. [/QUOTE]

So this begs the question: Was the rental car in case you got busted? So no one could trace the license plate? Because people would recognize you in your Bentley?

Now, granted, this is Napervile. They probably dont have the same impound laws as Chicago when they bust you as a John. You do know you would continue to pay the rental costs as long as the car was sitting on the impound lot and you were sitting in jail.

And unless this woman is selling Amway, I am sure her neighbors are already wondering why she gets a dozen gentleman callers a week.

I was headed North on the Ryan today at rush hour creeping along at 15 mph and as I hit the bend toward the West a couple miles South of the Loop, I realized that Chinatown was below the roadway to the North and to my left was the stripmall section of Wentworth South of Chinatown. I couldn't actually see Alice but I could see the tops of the Buildings onthat block. So as I 'm miserably driving along in traffic I'm wondering which one of you lucky mongers is in Alice at that moment getting your pole greased and polished. Kinda made the drive go by a little faster but I do admit I was jealous. Thought about getting off at 18th but I had already called the wife with an ETA. And while I am a cad, she was saving some dinner for me. Maybe another time.

They were very busy yesterday. From my conversation with my masseuse, it seems that they just fired 3 of their girls. 1 new one is supposed coming in this Sunday. The reason fo rthe firings? My girl said "Because they were too old, and we need younger ones". I don't know if she was serious or not, but it could be true. Of the 3 girls I saw, not one is near 40, most likely mid 30s. The prettiest one, Annie, is still there. Rate is $55/hr.

Hi,

I have been looking for this relax place, do u have the address on archer ave? I am in Chicago for the weekend and am curious, do they need advance appointments?

Thanks,

Redwood1

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]....
And unless this woman is selling Amway, I am sure her neighbors are already wondering why she gets a dozen gentleman callers a week.[/QUOTE]
I used to have a neighbor across the street like that. Hot asian divorced lady and I noticed she had an usual amount of male callers, some not in her league. I searched freakin everywhere trying to find her on an escort site somewhere without any luck. Damn I would have loved to have done some of that.

[QUOTE=genuis8]They were very busy yesterday. From my conversation with my masseuse, it seems that they just fired 3 of their girls. 1 new one is supposed coming in this Sunday. The reason fo rthe firings? My girl said "Because they were too old, and we need younger ones". I don't know if she was serious or not, but it could be true. Of the 3 girls I saw, not one is near 40, most likely mid 30s. The prettiest one, Annie, is still there. Rate is $55/hr.[/QUOTE]I drove around for an hour on archer and cant find the place! Anybody help?

I visited this place a few Mondays ago, on a rainy night I recall. A short, cute Korean lady opened the door and shooshed me inside. Cece is in her early 40s but none the less a sexy little package still and extremely warm. It was .70 for an hour which included a sauna/shower room. She was very amicable with no reservations about my hands roaming. We ended with a H.R. and no tip was ever discussed, probably structured into the door fee. I will see her again! BTW, its on Irving Pk. and Central Pk.

Past Tense,
Funny, I had the same thought today driving past Exercise Spa on Alogonquin Rd.
Some monger's in there having fun.
-BR

1st timer here.

In the past I have been to Semina a cpl of times. Joyce and CoCo are both good, altho COCO is way better. As you all know no extras. So did a bit of research and went to Relax at 2951. Called ahead and requested for May, said I have been there once before (not). Asked for address, smart mamasan says " u said u been here". I had to say it was a looong time ago. Anyways long story short. Met May, she believed that she met me last yr. Massage was a 5. Looks real good tho 7. .55 upfront. HJ as asked for .6, i said all I had was a .4 which included tip to. Got next appt for FS @ 1. Even got digits.

So basically relaxed at relax.

Thanks for all the posts in here and so wanted to give back. Will update with more info.

Relax - 2951 S. Archer ave, corner Arch St.

Xindy - Around 2500 S Archer Ave (cor Halsted), just across the CTA Orange Line station.

Senina - 2406 S Wentworth St, Chinatown

Alice Salon - Original - in the Strip Mall on Archer Ave in Chinatown.
Alice Salon - New - 2810 S. Wentworth St.

Mercy Acupuncture - Cermak St corner Wentworth, beside the Fire Station

B & B - Cermak St near corner of Archer Ave in Chinatown.

TLC88 - 3109 S. Wallace St.

Yellow Rose - 802 W 35th St.

Went to relax after reading about it today. 55 for an hour and was assigned Sandy. Very cute nice body (7 to an 8) Good massage, hit all the right spots. Unfortunately no extras offered on flip. Bit disappointed. Might have to call ahead next time.

I dunno. Looks nice, but she advertises on CL. I've never had much luck there and one never knows if she is affiliated with the men in blue. Anyone seen her? [url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/473881370.html[/url]

Don't forget about Elegant 237 W. 26th St and
Modern Wave 741 W. 26th St

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]So this begs the question: Was the rental car in case you got busted? So no one could trace the license plate? Because people would recognize you in your Bentley?.[/QUOTE]Not to sidetrack this thread, but I mentioned the rental because I'm extremely cautious these days.

Back in the 80's, single, carefree and living in NYC, I was one of the more active mongers out there. I had no secrets at all, and was willing to share everything I knew with anybody who knew where to ask.

20 years later, with wife and children, I still like my hobby, but I'm trying not to be stupid.

My car was in the shop for repairs, so I the loaned a rental and used the opportunity to do some research.

Went there recently too. Looks like they have wiped the slate clean with new faces. I saw just one new lady, June? Ok. Massage was 7/10 and standard on the flip. I've seen her somewhere before I can't figure out where.

[QUOTE=Sintwin]Went to relax after reading about it today. 55 for an hour and was assigned Sandy. Very cute nice body (7 to an 8) Good massage, hit all the right spots. Unfortunately no extras offered on flip. Bit disappointed. Might have to call ahead next time.[/QUOTE]

First visit to a parlor, so I picked CTM. Made an appointment and showed up about an hour later. It was nice massage, at the end of the hour asked about the HJ. She first denied me, stating that it was illegal and that the both of us could go to jail, after a little convincing she agreed. During the HJ I asked if I could touch her, she laughed and said, oh first time and you want everything. She was very skilled. I plan to go back. Dana was her name. 7. 5 at the door and tipped her 4. Will be going back.

Has anyone been there yet? It's 4. for a half and 6. for the hour with extras including fs.

stoped by on Sat nite and the place was packed. I had Nancy for a massage. Good ts and massage. A little tease but thats it. I did see two other girls, one tall with a spinner body and very kinky hair. The other was short and a little puggy. Anyone got names and how good they are. I called contempo about a massage. The lady said 50 hour but close at 7:00. Maybe I'll try one nite this week. I walked by on sat. nite and the two girls in side were very cute.

What's up guys I wanted to try my first AMP. And I was wondering if someone can give me some suggestions on where I should go.Is china town the best option? Or does anyone have any low key spots that gives good massages and offers some extras? And along with the places can you give some names of the girls that I should ask for. I know I'm asking a lot but any help would be much appreciated.

Thanx in advancre

Happy Hunting

I have been there about 3 times and have always had a good time. However the last couple of times I've tried to go there, theres been an older white guy sitting down and says that the girls are busy and to come back in an hour. Has anyone been there recently?

[QUOTE=Blow Dro]What's up guys I wanted to try my first AMP. And I was wondering if someone can give me some suggestions on where I should go.Is china town the best option?[/QUOTE]From reading the posts here, I would say that your best shot would be to go to Chinatown. Senina seems to be quite popular in this forum.

[QUOTE=Redwood1]I drove around for an hour on archer and cant find the place! Anybody help?[/QUOTE]Dude, I KNOW.

If you are talking about relax, this is the EASIEST way.

Get to 290, and take it to Damen.

Take Damen south to Archer, turn left, its on your right.

I was in the area for some late take-out, when I decided to check out Senina's. This was around 11pm, and I saw the lights were on. I gave 'them a call, and papa-san said they were still open! So, for you mongers looking for something late, this may be it.

Anyway, got a cute 20-something named Mei/May. I got an excellent massage and probably the best teasing I've had in quite sometime, but no help from the lady. I got to feel her ass, but no touching beyond that. And I have to agree with other reports, during the ts she cleaned up the little guy nice and good; then she touched everywhere (and I mean everywhere) to help me get some satisfaction, but not where I actually needed it. Just thought that's it's unusual.

I also have to mention that this was my first time there, maybe if I build a good rapport? She was good though. I have to admit.

Astralwerks

First Report, longtime reader.

After a long time I was thinking to visit one of the AMP or EMP. Read a lot on this forum. For AMP need to decide between Senina, Sing (conie) and Spa 7 or EMP thinking about Licunia (Ivana) how is she. Any one good at these above Spas,

Now we all mostly pay for 1 hr but we dont normally finish 1 hr, they pop you so fast that its like 15min must be something in that oil, not the same if I am with my GF, So guys any tricks you have which I dont know to not pop and use my full hr, I know we have lot of expertise on this board .

And here I thought I would have something enlightening to reveal for such an auspicious event... Damn.

Went to CTM and saw Dana. Nice massage. Obviously not nearly as convincing as Bneil was recently. The only hand that was shaking was mine, in disappointment. Oh well.

The frustrating thing is that I have a long history there with Lucy. Wanted to try someone new... whine...

Onward,

Arlo

[QUOTE=Dangerously]First time poster here. Even though I’ve been lurking here, I’m not sure about the etiquette, but here it goes.

I paid a visit to “Older BBW offering topless. Hands do the work” a while ago. She lives in Naperville and posts on CL.

Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell.

She led me to the room upstairs. Lit the candles and turned on the CD. The massage oil was already warmed up.

Remember, she is 60 years old, and she is honest about her age.

I had told her beforehand that I want a prostate massage. She said ok but that would be extra.

Back massage was soft and lasted for about 20-30 minutes. Turned over, uncovered. She worked on my inner thighs and upper body. Put on some gloves and proceeded on the prostate massage. She found the prostate, massaged it for a few minutes, but it wasn’t quite strong enough for my taste. But I’m sure she will learn.

She proceeded to finish me off. She was kind enough to ask me how to best please my third leg, hard or soft, with or without oil. HJ only, I did not ask for or expect anything extra.

Massage was topless, and she encouraged me to feel her goodies.[/QUOTE]

I've seen her as well. It was one of those "what the fuck were you thinking' deals when its done. She's honest and sweet but I'd never repeat. Kind of weird having grandma jerk you off.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/478558226.html[/url]

I went here a couple of weeks ago. I think its called Lisonia or something like that.

Made arrangements and showed up. It was a decent looking hispanic woman there. I'd guess mid 20's. I went in the steam shower but they didn't have one of those zipped up bags to put your things. She gave me a plastic bag like you get at Jewel or Walgreens.

After the steam shower I went into the room and she was very cool. Not friendly at all. She gave a really good massage though. Clearly she has training and it felt good. She kept things covered though so I could tell that I wasn't going to have extras.

After the flip and she massaged the front she asked me if I wanted more and I said that I would. She said she doesn't do that but other girls there do. For that you ask for a sensual massage.

She said for the ending I could have a choice of another steam shower or a table shower and I elected the table shower. It was perfunctory.

No extras but a damn good massage. I bet the massage itself was about an hour long not including the showers It cost 65.00 and I did give her a 15. tip.

She said the 'sensual' massages cost 95. I have no idea what type of tip is required. She said they are well less than an hour long.

Can we get a massage ++ at Senina?

Visiting in town for the weekend...in need of some assistance. I am looking for an asian massage therapist that offers walk on back and table massage.

Close to wrigleyville preferred but not necessary.

Thanks from a friend from Memphis.

Pz Guy

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Has anyone been there yet? It's 4. for a half and 6. for the hour with extras including fs.[/QUOTE]After seeing a couple of posts on Aries I decided to TOFTT.

Overall I would have to say that my experience wasn't good. Aries is a HMS with no customer service skills at all. When I went, there was only one girl, Sara.

The door charge was .4 which was nice and low, the quality of the massage was also low. Not really a massage as much as just light touching which is okay for the tease but not the whole massage. She used lotion, not oil then wiped me down with paper towels! Hard scratchy paper towels! After that we discussed some further options, she wanted .5 for HJ and another .5 for topless. I declined both and asked her how much for a BJ or FS, she said that wasn't available. We finally agreed on .4 for the HJ. She let me grab her butt but that was the extent of the wandering. For the cleanup, she tried using paper towels again, but I grabbed the real towel used to cover up with off the table and used it instead. She also had this spray bottle of something what was really cold that she first sprayed on her hands to wash them and then sprayed on me and the towel for the cleanup. Smelled like seabreeze or some kind of camphor/menthol mixture in water. Not so bad actually, smelled kind of nice, just really really cold!

The atmosphere wasn't great. Nice music but a couple of weird things, there was a light up door bell in the massage room connected to an old fashioned bell and a suspicious mirror that was nailed flat to the wall on all sides, looked like two way glass. You know that reflective but not really a mirror type stuff.

If you like overprice options after a not so great massage then go to Lisuinas, the women are hotter and the atmosphere is great! I would advise to pass on Aries!

After all that, here is my summary on Aries:
Atmosphere: 4
Massage: 5
Attitude: 3 (very mechanical)
Looks: 5
Options: very few, and not worth the asking price!

After weeks of delaying I finally went to Aries Massage, based on a tip from a fellow hobbist (boy was he ever wrong), who told me it would be 120 for a nude 30 massage with a hj and you get to touch her all over. The girl was a young latina very attractive and busty. I took the half hour massage for 40, I requested a ts but they had none so I had to use the regular stand up shower, after I got out I was freezing cold even when I got into the massage room I was still cold, they apparently had no heat in the place. The massage itself was lackluster she didn't seem into it on the flipside though as she massaged my arms, legs, and chest she offered me extras 50 for a hj, 50 for the top, 50 for the bottom, and 200 for sex. As I was thinking it over and trembling from the cold she covered my stick area with a towel, so I basically didn't get any extras based on this. However I got some payback because when she left the room so I could get dressed I did a self service job on myself with the oil I grabbed from the table and quickly dropped my load all over the massage table cover and quickly left and took off. Bad experince would not recommend.

I was wondering if the other woman that works with Dana at CMT on Montrose is worth visiting?

I've had a massage by Dana and it was as advertised but i wonder how her partner's massage is? I think her name might be Laura?

I was wondering if maybe I can get a 4 hand massage there by both Dana and Laura at the same time.

I read that it got shut down. And the phone # is disconected. Thats one over priced place we won't have to worry about anymore.

[QUOTE=Assman2008]I was wondering if the other woman that works with Dana at CMT on Montrose is worth visiting?

I've had a massage by Dana and it was as advertised but i wonder how her partner's massage is? I think her name might be Laura?

I was wondering if maybe I can get a 4 hand massage there by both Dana and Laura at the same time.[/QUOTE]


I dont know about 4 hand massage, but I have seen Laura twice. They were both excellent theraputic massages. She has very good technique. I plan on seeing her again as my back is feeling a little bit out of whack. She really does know what she is doing. I suppose all you can do is ask for the 4 hand. I have had them a couple of times and it is a great way to unwind.