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[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1927790]Fellas,

Apparently I need to go to the doctor because I keep dreaming so much, maybe some meds will help or caffeine pills. So in this dream I see an ad and texted her back and forth over a few days and to sooth my spidey senses she emailed me a pic which she asked me not to post but I will email to the mongers that contribute. So probably a 5 or 6 face but a spinner body but does have some scarring not sure from what. Never had any kids, is 26, and the kicker is. Wait for it. Wait for it. She lives with her parents. When I heard that the needle went South real quick. Anyway she stated they new what she did and didn't care, stated that they would not even see me and then she would lock her door. Okay so this has got to be one of the STUPIDEST dreams I ever had to even go through with it. So I get there and she is waiting for me at the door and I walk in and go to her bedroom, saw mom on the couch sleeping, looked almost elderly. I asked how old she is and she showed me her I'd, no license due to a dui. So we chit chat and she is WAY new to this. So we get comfortable and she drops to her knees and states let me show you what I am good at. Decent BBBJ and states depending on how you taste she may or may not swallow. Then on to the bed for more head action and this went on for a good 20 min and she did not stop. Then on with the cover, she hops on for cg, she O'd then I popped in the hat. So we do some talking and I told her that if she wants more business she needs to lower her donations. I told her that her living situation would be a huge deterrent and she stated she would be okay with car dates. So as of right now she is willing to go full service for .60. She stated she knows that she is no beauty queen but she does have a helluva spinner body, great ass, perky be's and is very enthusiastic. Never saw anyone on my way out but then again I was not about to turn around and look back. If you want that donation you have to mention Billy otherwise the donations are listed on her post.

This has been another fucked up fictitious story by BillyBob.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-sexy-toned-body-ready-for-fun-today-todaytonight-tuesday-nov-5-2013-25/11214287[/URL][/QUOTE]That is a great story. . .I really enjoyed that one. . .

BillyBob,

Can you post her ad or PM her contact info. I see a Lexi, Sexy Lexi, Lexi in Sarasota and do not want to call the wrong gal.

Thanks.

ILM.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1926893]Fellas,

I had a wet dream that I had to fill you in on. I dreamt that I have texted both Lexi and Desi over the past few weeks and our schedules didn't line up. Then in my dream this morning I get an out of the blue text from Lexi saying she was available and I thought it's only a dream so why not. Everything was done through text until I arrived, walked in and Lexi gives me a hug and who gets up to greet me but Desi and she gives me a hug as well. We chat for a few and exchange stories and pleasantries and then Lexi grabs my hand and we walk to her bedroom. Now don't get me wrong I have read about duo dreams with those two and don't think it didn't cross my mind but I have been dreaming quite a bit lately so I didn't have that kind of jack. Maybe Christmas present to myself. Who knows. Both girls are gorgeous and petite as well, just love Desi's look and Lexi's freckles. So Lexi and I chatted for a bit, lfk, dfk, then on to an enthusiastic BBBJ and she does well. Then she asks me to 69, geez twist my arm, and what a pretty vajaja, nice and fresh. Then she got me close and I asked her to stop so I could focus on the vajaja, fingers in and the next thing you know she has an "O" and told me that she doesn't usually O that quick, but then she said that her and Desi can make each other squirt, Christmas needs to get here soon! Then I cover up and hit it mish and man is it nice, good grip, legs in the air, eye contact, and her new man mades look and feel spectacular. After a few minutes of that I lost it in the hat. She grabs me a wet towel for clean up, we chatted, then went out and the 3 of us were chatting again. These two girls are very down to earth and just plain fun to hang out with. They look at this business differently than most, not pilled out looking for their next fix, they really do have their shit together. They just moved into a new place a day or so ago, very clean, both stated they are clean freaks. Anyway I was there mage 45 to 50 min and paid for 30 which was $ tokens. Don't wait to long as Lexi wants to move out of state and may have a job waiting for her.

This was just another fictitious story by BillyBob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IloveMilfs;1927909]BillyBob,

Can you post her ad or PM her contact info. I see a Lexi, Sexy Lexi, Lexi in Sarasota and do not want to call the wrong gal.

Thanks.

ILM.[/QUOTE]I will not see the other Lexi in NPR, this is the TRUE Lexi.

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[QUOTE=Call234;1927890]That is a great story. . .I really enjoyed that one. . .[/QUOTE]Yeah talk about an awkward situation, even though there were no issues it was on my mind.

[QUOTE=ExactaPicker;1926337]Latin drove herself, and as for incall I didn't inquire.

Frenchy either has departed the area if her "friend" can be believed, or she never existed. Her friend is a 22 year old chunky Hispanic with a bunch of tats, though she is cute and easy to talk to. Damage for outcall was .8 for 40 min with everything covered, or you can start off with a BBBJ for an extra double sawbuck (ha! Figure that out, youngsters). Not great, but could repeat if I get desperate.

Next up, Mariah and Danielle...[/QUOTE]Exacta,

Is this the girl you ended up seeing?

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Anyone partake? I texted her and then she texted back from another number stating she is screening from a separate number. Asks how old, race, etc. I asked her to send me a face pic and nothing back.

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I'm available for.

Incalls at my nice place in great neighborhood. No scams, independent upscale provider. 36 dd 25 36 perfect face, body, openminded, fetish friendly. 765-789-0274.

Poster's age: 30.

• Location: Pasco Co, tampabay.

• Post I'd: 6384979 tampa.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1928377]Exacta,

Is this the girl you ended up seeing?


[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pinky-bubble-booty-morning-specialllllls-22/8784377[/URL][/QUOTE]No. The number of tats is about right, but the girl I saw is much better looking. LOL.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1927790]Fellas,

Apparently I need to go to the doctor because I keep dreaming so much, maybe some meds will help or caffeine pills. So in this dream I see an ad and texted her back and forth over a few days and to sooth my spidey senses she emailed me a pic which she asked me not to post but I will email to the mongers that contribute. So probably a 5 or 6 face but a spinner body but does have some scarring not sure from what. Never had any kids, is 26, and the kicker is. Wait for it. Wait for it. She lives with her parents. When I heard that the needle went South real quick. Anyway she stated they new what she did and didn't care, stated that they would not even see me and then she would lock her door. Okay so this has got to be one of the STUPIDEST dreams I ever had to even go through with it. So I get there and she is waiting for me at the door and I walk in and go to her bedroom, saw mom on the couch sleeping, looked almost elderly. I asked how old she is and she showed me her I'd, no license due to a dui. So we chit chat and she is WAY new to this. So we get comfortable and she drops to her knees and states let me show you what I am good at. Decent BBBJ and states depending on how you taste she may or may not swallow. Then on to the bed for more head action and this went on for a good 20 min and she did not stop. Then on with the cover, she hops on for cg, she O'd then I popped in the hat. So we do some talking and I told her that if she wants more business she needs to lower her donations. I told her that her living situation would be a huge deterrent and she stated she would be okay with car dates. So as of right now she is willing to go full service for .60. She stated she knows that she is no beauty queen but she does have a helluva spinner body, great ass, perky be's and is very enthusiastic. Never saw anyone on my way out but then again I was not about to turn around and look back. If you want that donation you have to mention Billy otherwise the donations are listed on her post.

This has been another fucked up fictitious story by BillyBob.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-sexy-toned-body-ready-for-fun-today-todaytonight-tuesday-nov-5-2013-25/11214287[/URL][/QUOTE]Dam BB!

These girls should be giving it up to you for free for all the business you're bringing them. I went and saw Kelly today. I was prepared for the "odd situation" from your details in your dream. I get to her house and she's waiting for me at the front door. I follow her in and see her mom in the other living room. She was awake and saw her but didn't say anything. She does look more like a grandmother who am I to judge a women's age.

Off to her bedroom we go. We get the donations taken care of. I asked for and received the BILLYBOB special of 60 roses for FS. No time limit was discussed. She undresses to reveal a nice spinner body like BB stated but I also saw what BB was talking. The scaring. It wasn't too bad but I thought I saw some track marks as well. It was kinda dark in her room as well so I didn't see if there were any other blemishes.

I then sit at the edge of her bed and she starts off with a pretty good oral. Great DT skills till she was gagging but she never missed a beat. She slowly works her way down to the twin boys with her tongue so I kinda just laid back so she could have easy access to the salad table and without being ask, she helped herself to a plateful of salad, minus any dressing.

After she went back and forth from the salad tossing, to the twin boys and then back to junior, it was a good 10 minutes of me closing my eyes and enjoying her skills. I then cover up and had her start with mish. She does have a nice and snug putty. She does O fast and often. I ask her if she wanted to swallow my dressing and she enthusiastically said YES with a big grin on her face.

Now she did tell me that if a guy was nasty tasting from the oral, dirty, not smelling good, etc., she wouldn't swallow the dressing. Just a FYI to all you mongers. We just stayed in the mish position as I was enjoying her riding skills and not too much longer, I sensed an eruption and she abruptly hopped off, took the cover off and caught every last drop of my man gravy and swallowed it all as promised. She got a wipe and gently cleaned me up.

I ask if round #2 was available and she said depends if you can be ready in a decent recovery time. So we chit chat for like 5 minutes and she starts off again with her oral and as hard as she tried, my old ass wasn't UP for round 2. I give Kelly an A for effort.

Overall, I would repeat. It seems like her situation with living with her parents is not an issue as I didn't see the dad and the mom was still in the other living room when I left. For 60 roses and the possibility of 2 pops on the menu, that's a helluva bargain. She was fresh out of the shower like I ask. Her kitty was shaved and no kitty odor.

She does have a banging body, and see cup tits. Thanks again BB!!

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1928398]Anyone partake? I texted her and then she texted back from another number stating she is screening from a separate number. Asks how old, race, etc. I asked her to send me a face pic and nothing back.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/soft-sweet-sensual-latina-100-hf-hr-or-30/6384979[/URL]

I'm available for.

Incalls at my nice place in great neighborhood. No scams, independent upscale provider. 36 dd 25 36 perfect face, body, openminded, fetish friendly. 765-789-0274.

Poster's age: 30.

• Location: Pasco Co, tampabay.

• Post I'd: 6384979 tampa.[/QUOTE]So I traded some more texts with her and ask for a face pic and stated that I didn't want to waste gas if I didn't know what she looked like. She stated that she is drop dead gorgeous and in shape and for me to get a heifer. I got a chuckle out of that and went on about my day. So anyone want to TOFTT?

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1927790]Fellas,

Apparently I need to go to the doctor because I keep dreaming so much, maybe some meds will help or caffeine pills. So in this dream I see an ad and texted her back and forth over a few days and to sooth my spidey senses she emailed me a pic which she asked me not to post but I will email to the mongers that contribute. So probably a 5 or 6 face but a spinner body but does have some scarring not sure from what. Never had any kids, is 26, and the kicker is. Wait for it. Wait for it. She lives with her parents. When I heard that the needle went South real quick.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-sexy-toned-body-ready-for-fun-today-todaytonight-tuesday-nov-5-2013-25/11214287[/URL][/QUOTE]She was around a few years back using the name Vixen. Same as before living at her parents house which has never been an issue or problem. She was visiting Uncle picking weeds in Ocala the last year but I see not much has changed. She has never been into daty but does provide great headache relief and always made the time late night to see me. Good to see that she is back in business.

Had a dream, actually more like a nightmare, that I met up with Brandy in NPR. The pics are of her, but from at least 10 years ago. Skeleton skinny with huge bolt ons, looks like Grandma with great tits! I was so confused. Nasty apartment with no door and cats running around. Couldn't even finish. I will never be able to look at my Grandma again.

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Inspired by the dreams of others, I dreamed of Kelly the other day. Contact was easy, set a time, received the address. Thanks to this board, I knew about and was comfortable with the local / situation. This I very much appreciated since I never would've considered trying had BillyBob, Rookiemonger and others not vouched for her first. Note that Kelly was very careful about making sure I knew as well.

While the various details have been hashed out in previous reports, I do want to say that she's a very nice girl, open to suggestions and definitely eager to please. Kelly is not full GFE, but she's close and I never felt at all rushed. I left happy and will certainly repeat as my schedule allows.

Happy mongering!

So over the weekend I received a text from Kelly whom has been reported here by me and few others that lives with her parents. Apparently some monger showed her my post about her and basically because I stated she was no beauty queen her feelings were hurt. She also stated that she really needed business and I told her to keep her rates low and they will come. I can say that I always treat these girls with respect unless they do me wrong, hence me trying to drum up business for Kelly, Danielle, and the list goes on. I also know that I do not have to explain myself to some mongers as they are very much respected here but what my post stated was dead on. I have seen pics of Kelly prior to her habit and you can see what the habit does to people. Now as far as mongers showing this site to the girls, what is it some kind of save a hoe power trip? I have had this happen to me with my first post about Tabby, and I also see the same thing happening on the Tampa and St. Pete board. I used to post pics and that stopped now all of the info I share will only be with a handful and I stress that. There should be some type of unwritten code about this but apparently you idiots (not intend to all) don't get it. So in closing you pricks that are showing this board to the women are going to be missing out.

A2,

I know there is nothing that you can do but these pricks are really ruining for everyone else and killing this board.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1931754]So over the weekend I received a text from Kelly whom has been reported here by me and few others that lives with her parents. Apparently some monger showed her my post about her and basically because I stated she was no beauty queen her feelings were hurt. She also stated that she really needed business and I told her to keep her rates low and they will come. I can say that I always treat these girls with respect unless they do me wrong, hence me trying to drum up business for Kelly, Danielle, and the list goes on. I also know that I do not have to explain myself to some mongers as they are very much respected here but what my post stated was dead on. I have seen pics of Kelly prior to her habit and you can see what the habit does to people. Now as far as mongers showing this site to the girls, what is it some kind of save a hoe power trip? I have had this happen to me with my first post about Tabby, and I also see the same thing happening on the Tampa and St. Pete board. I used to post pics and that stopped now all of the info I share will only be with a handful and I stress that. There should be some type of unwritten code about this but apparently you idiots (not intend to all) don't get it. So in closing you pricks that are showing this board to the women are going to be missing out.

A2,

I know there is nothing that you can do but these pricks are really ruining for everyone else and killing this board.[/QUOTE]I've had similar experiences in the past where someone who reads this board relays info to ladies and it has been an issue. I actually stopped posting for a considerable period of time precisely for this reason. Whoever these cowards are I'm not certain? Although, as luck would have it, a certain lady in Clearwater outed to me the nimrod who exposed this site to her. She was annoyed with me at first, but I 'turned' her and she outed him! The tables were turned real quickly in that case. LOL!! Some guys just can't be loyal and can't even get a lady with their money, so they use the info as leverage I guess. Pretty pathetic if you ask me? I'm certain it's just a very small percentage of members on this site, but it's still an ocassional problem. My recommendation to you is to get a good bbj and that'll make you feel better!! For now I'm going to keep posting, and if I find out who's outing us I'll handle it very personally.

An interesting site on what the habit does for some people:

[URL]http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=287517[/URL]

For every member if this board that's open and involved in the discussion here there are probably 10 or more people that just read it and never contribute. This problem is something you have to deal with here.. Have you considered keeping your relationship with these girls and your involvement on these boards apart? The girls I see don't know that I'm lithium215 on this board. I don't bring this place up to them and I won't give play by play details of my visit with her here because of the possibility of her figuring it out. You can be honest and not have to worry about being identified.