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Alright fellas, I don't normally write a lot of reports unless I have something to contribute to an ongoing discussion, I come across someone who's service is above and beyond, another report is lacking the smallest shred of common sense, or I come across someone who's service is only a tiny bit better than that of a. 20 troll on Lorain. Tonight I write about the latter. Danielle from BP, she has a long standing ad, been there for years. First the picture's not her, I knew that from previous reviews on another site and based on those reviews that's why I called her. I think she may be older than her posted 34 but she doesn't look half bad. 15. 20 years ago she was probably a frickin knockout. Her face is showing the early ravages of time though but she still has a great body for someone her age or even younger. All that aside the service I got came no where close to the service reported in her reviews. I called her up and left voice mail, before I went home I tried again and it went straight to VM again. As I was starting the car she called back and we set up a time and agreed upon a price, she asks for $ but will work with you. Like the moron I so despise instead of just going home I waited 20 minutes past the time she was supposed to call me back and I called her. She said she tried to call me a few times but it went to VM, this I know was BS but I said nothing. Anyway I got to her place, nice neighborhood shitty parking, and went upstairs. She answered the door in a skimpy top and panties, I go in and we make the mandatory introduction and I tell her what I'm looking for, as I said before she's not bad looking and has a great body, and when I saw this I thought I was in for one helluva good time, boy was I wrong. Starts off her telling me something about her bed getting broke or something and that we have to old school it on an inflatable, no big deal, as hot as she was I would have been happy laying in broken glass (turns out that may have been more fun). She takes her top off and tells me to strip while she puts the donation away. When she comes back she's rushing me, telling me that we have to be quiet, telling me that she has someone else coming over and that we have to hurry, and then she starts with the rules; no kissing, I can touch anywhere but nothing inside, and nothing without a raincoat. The rules I was ok with, the rushing I could have done without. She starts in on junior and while he's stretching the cover she tells me that she doesn't do FS, cover goes slack and I as "what do you mean?" and she tells me that that's all the service she gives. So I ask what if I gave her the rest of her donation and she said it didn't matter, she didn't do that. Now I stop being a gentleman, for the moment though I shut up and tried to imagine a better time and let her finish, at least she finished me with a CBJ and not the half hearted handy she was trying to get away with while she was telling me no can do the FS. She didn't even take her panties off for christ sake. After I'm done she gets up, goes to the bathroom and brings me back some toilet paper to clean up with and tells me that she does do FS just not on the weekends because she baby sits and I'm like WTF. She told me what days during the week she does offer everything and said I could come back then, I told her thanks but no fuckin way. I asked her why she couldn't have told me this earlier and she said she didn't like to discuss that sort of thing over the phone so then I asked why she couldn't have said anything when I got there. She didn't have an answer for that one. I finished getting dressed and left. Mind you now, I was a complete gentleman up until I found out I was going to get nothing more than a rushed, over priced, half assed CBJ. It's a shame, I really thought she'd be my new ATF and all around goto girl but I guess I'll keep looking. YMMV tough, depending on the day of the week apparently. My apologies for the long windedness of this report.

"My apologies for the long windedness of this report."

Sorry you had to TOFTT. I thought that was a fake ad myself, was kinda tired of looking at it! But now the word is out. And thanks for the long windedness report. LOL.

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I use to be friends with the girl pictured on FB, and I do know she's a stripper, and it was once suggested that dhe did 'more' than just strip. She posts sexy pics on there, but not THIS sexy. So I'm figuring this is the real deal. 70/30 percent sure. Anybody have a report on the girl or the number?[/QUOTE]I saw her when she was posting last year. Pics didn't do her justice but you could tell she was inexperienced. Lots of potential though. She seems to post on BP a few times around August and then stop again. At least that's what she's done last year and this year.

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I am a regular client of Sandy and went to see her for years. This is my first time to be on this site. But man she is worth the drive. She charge me 80 / hr without asking for any extra tip. She is pretty, well educated, clean and funny smiling face. She definitely knows what she is doing. She heal my carpal tunnel that I have been suffering for years. She offer me a shower to take the oil out of my body scrub me off and smells clean. I will definitely repeat. Worth of a drive. Easy woman, clean, and quiet environment.

[QUOTE=Bobo2;1269239]No kidding. Natural selection in action. Just play Russian Roulette, it's safer.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Hungryeye;1269208]Thanks for the warning, when BBFS is on the menu I won't even touch it. H.[/QUOTE]Well, I am going to spawn several threads on this.

First anybody else have opinions:

1) For CFS, do you ever have her slide her bare pussy-lips along your uncovered shaft, just to warm up? Do you consider it a risk like BBFS?

2) What about when you bury your well-covered johnson deep as it will go in that wet pussy, don't you get some of her juices around your short-hairs? Risk level?

3) When it's clean-up time, do you grab that slippery latex and avoid spreading her ooze around? Risk level?

4) Why do so many clients do BBBJ, and why are so many providers willing to do that and CIM? Your skin, her mucosal surfaces, a thrilling combination, what is the risk level?

Don't get me wrong. After my wife trashed 30 years of mutual monogamy, I have spent the last year out-and-about, sometimes fearfully covered, sometimes dropping all guards, bodily fluids flow where they may.

I am just wondering what the perceived and the actual risk level is with BBFS and with BBBJ and what precautions you take.

(How do I post this to local Cleveland & national, I wonder. In any case thanks to all the Cleveland metro area contributors for the reports.)

[QUOTE=Bobo2;1269239]No kidding. Natural selection in action. Just play Russian Roulette, it's safer.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Hungryeye;1269208]Thanks for the warning, when BBFS is on the menu I won't even touch it. H.[/QUOTE]Well, when BBFS is offered do you:

1) Report it so others can try her or avoid her, to suit?

2) Not report it because it may adversely affect her revenue?

3) Not report it because, you did her and are considering doing her again. What the heck, the second head took over, ya stuck in in, it was good, if you are infected or dying, you might as well have a little more fun.

Number 3 is me, but I never called her again. This is a Cleveland area woman who is a recent topic of disussion here. But, I am not yet ready to say who.

Reachout, let me get this straight. You know you're "infected", HIV I assume, and you went ahead and had unprotected sex with a provider anyway? If this is true, then besides being a royal douchebag, you're a criminal and should be prosecuted for attempted murder. If your are "infected" and are out criminally spreading it around, why would you want to come on here and "warn" people? Why aren't you ready to say the "Cleveland area woman's name? When will you be ready? Or are you having "a little more fun"?

But I don't think that's true. I think your a self righteous do-gooder asshole out to protect the world from itself. Why do I think this? Your very first post asks questions that would be better asked on "Web MD". It's like you're trying to put ideas in peoples heads. Ideas like protected sex is unsafe."Juices on your short-hairs?" "Spreading her ooze around"? Trying to say,"Be worried anyway if you use a condom?" Many women were talked about before your post, by not naming her, you get to "scare" people.

I do believe the part about your wife trashing 30 yrs of monogamy. It is hard to believe it took her that long.

Which ever is the case with you, why don't you do one of two things. Go off to an AIDS ward and die a slow painful death that a criminal like you deserves, or go crawl back under the rock you came from. Nobody needs or wants your "help".

[QUOTE=Reachoutand; 1274982]Well, when BBFS is offered do you:

1) Report it so others can try her or avoid her, to suit?

2) Not report it because it may adversely affect her revenue?

3) Not report it because, you did her and are considering doing her again. What the heck, the second head took over, ya stuck in in, it was good, if you are infected or dying, you might as well have a little more fun.

Number 3 is me, but I never called her again. This is a Cleveland area woman who is a recent topic of disussion here. But, I am not yet ready to say who.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bobo2; 1275277]Reachout, let me get this straight. You know you're "infected", HIV I assume, and you went ahead and had unprotected sex with a provider anyway? If this is true, then besides being a royal douchebag, you're a criminal and should be prosecuted for attempted murder. If your are "infected" and are out criminally spreading it around, why would you want to come on here and "warn" people? Why aren't you ready to say the "Cleveland area woman's name? When will you be ready? Or are you having "a little more fun"?

But I don't think that's true. I think your a self righteous do-gooder asshole out to protect the world from itself. Why do I think this? Your very first post asks questions that would be better asked on "Web MD". It's like you're trying to put ideas in peoples heads. Ideas like protected sex is unsafe."Juices on your short-hairs?" "Spreading her ooze around"? Trying to say,"Be worried anyway if you use a condom?" Many women were talked about before your post, by not naming her, you get to "scare" people.

I do believe the part about your wife trashing 30 yrs of monogamy. It is hard to believe it took her that long.

Which ever is the case with you, why don't you do one of two things. Go off to an AIDS ward and die a slow painful death that a criminal like you deserves, or go crawl back under the rock you came from. Nobody needs or wants your "help".[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm the one that read it wrong, but Bobo I believe you are the one that read that comment wrong and you are over reacting.

He was talking about reporting BBFS, not being infected with AIDS.

[QUOTE=Mikey2K; 1275567]Maybe I'm the one that read it wrong, but Bobo I believe you are the one that read that comment wrong and you are over reacting.

He was talking about reporting BBFS, not being infected with AIDS.[/QUOTE]Mikey,

Reread this part and explain what he means:

3) Not report it because, you did her and are considering doing her again. What the heck, the second head took over, ya stuck in in, it was good, if you are infected or dying, you might as well have a little more fun.

Number 3 is me, but I never called her again. This is a Cleveland area woman who is a recent topic of disussion here. But, I am not yet ready to say who.

"if you are infected or dying, you might as well have a little more fun."

"Number 3 is me"

What am I missing? He's either a scumbag or a liar. If he's infected / dying, it's not from the clap! That would leave HIV / AIDS. I don't think I'm overreacting at all.

If I'm misreading it, please explain to me what he's means. Why mention "infected" and "dying" at all?

Somehow I did miss the infected / dying part.

I admit that I don't know what he's getting at there, it doesn't sound good and he definitely needs to post an explanation.

[QUOTE=YoungInClev; 1272914]Any good or bad reveiws on pink.

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Thanks for any help[/QUOTE]Not too sure if it's the same girl but she looks familiar, use to see a girl that looked like her in clubs on west 6th downtown alot. Not sure if it's her or someone stole the pics but if it is her she is kinda chunky if your into bigger girls than youd be fine. Not fetish big but maybe 160-175lbs. Not worth the admission IMO

[QUOTE=Bobo2; 1275277]Reachout, let me get this straight. You know you're "infected", HIV I assume, and you went ahead and had unprotected sex with a provider anyway? <SNIP

But I don't think that's true. I think your a self righteous do-gooder asshole <SNIP

Which ever is the case with you, why don't you do one of two things. Go off to an AIDS ward and die a slow painful death that a criminal like you deserves, or go crawl back under the rock you came from. Nobody needs or wants your "help".[/QUOTE]Bobo, take a deep breath, in, out, calm. One day learn about irony, sarcasm, hyperbole and black humour! Hey Mikey got it!

No, I am not infected! No, I am not a do-gooder!

I am responding to the poster who said,"When BBFS is on the menu, I won't even touch it".

I am wondering what other's opinions are when BBFS is on the menu:

* Do you spread the word, for any of several reasons?

* Do you keep it to yourself, for any of several reasons?

Okay, maybe some of the other questions sound like they should go to WebMB, but I was looking more for public opinion and less for facts.

Specifically, most probably do not do BBFS, but by all reports, many go full on BBBJ. Except for HIV, the risk levels are about the same, so where's the logic here?

Anyhow, it was on the menu and I touched it. So, to name names or not to name names, that is the question.

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[QUOTE=Bobo2; 1275837]Mikey,

Reread this part and explain what he means:

What am I missing? He's either a scumbag or a liar. If I'm misreading it, please explain to me what he's means. Why mention "infected" and "dying" at all?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Mikey2K; 1275567]Maybe I'm the one that read it wrong, but Bobo I believe you are the one that read that comment wrong and you are over reacting.

He was talking about reporting BBFS, not being infected with AIDS.[/QUOTE]And I was talking about reporting BBFS, not as a do-gooder, but with a little black humour, along the lines of: If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.