Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DoctorDealGood;1189059]Dreamed only for hour so 70. Saw Susie, later thirties, not that greaot looking but nice enough and very standllard light massage after nice table shower. At about 20 minute mark. Flip. And right to 'what else you want? How much you have? ' between being annoyed about being shortchanged on time and the not so arousing looks of my dream girl, I declined the 30 buck hit for standard and left. Awoke feeling more pissed than gyped since first part of the dream was pleasant enough. Hate when that happens. I will not be redreaming of that locale and advise my fellow somnambulists to do the same.[/QUOTE]I tried HotStone close to closing time Sunday night April 11th: I got great tableshower, including great head-massaging hair-shampoo (twice: "rinse-&-repeat") , but "hot-stone"massage was hasty & obviously perfunctory; I'd paid for an hour & she (don't remember name) asked to keep change (Jackson) from "Ben" as tip before even offering any extras: after 5minutes of hot-stones on towel on my back she took them off & asked (good english, only very slight accent, like long-time english-speaker)"what else?" & I gave my best "dumb innocent" look, so she (not totally great looking, but not all bad: difficult to guess age on asians but I'd say 40+, body maybe 7 but w slight gunt & slighty droopy boobs, & face 6) signaled what & I signaled "how much?" & she pointed to another Ben: she stripped naked & got me ready & hat on, proceeded to go mish, encouraging me to hurry with "porno" dirty_talk; 1 & done, hot_washcloth_&_towel cleanup & kiss "goodbye, come back again"; Good, but not great: 2 Ben's total seems a little steep for great tableshower but almost rushed 1_&_done F. S.

[QUOTE=Amigo;1196045]Where is she located?[/QUOTE]I spoke to this one yesterday, said she was located across from the stadium. Also told me she was booked solid until Friday! Business must be good for her. I have not been there or seen her (yet!) , but it is my understanding that quite a few of us on here know the place. Looks hot as hell, hope to meet her one day.

Hope this helps, happy hunting.

Alana. Works at Papa johns. Legit & USDA prime choice (& yes, they are real)

Here's one I don't know of but looks nice and now advertises under body rubs instead of (escorts)

Someone TOFTT & let me know about.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hi-i-am-britney-new-to-louisville-but-here-to-stay-lets-build-a-relationship-25/2982184[/url]

[QUOTE=Toytiger; 1196914]Alana. Works at Papa johns. Legit & USDA prime choice (& yes, they are real)

Here's one I don't know of but looks nice and now advertises under body rubs instead of (escorts)

Someone TOFTT & let me know about.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hi-i-am-britney-new-to-louisville-but-here-to-stay-lets-build-a-relationship-25/2982184[/url][/QUOTE]I have not seen her but she was working with Jenna and we all know that Jenna pics are not of her at all never even close. Jenna is alot bigger than her pics and not even close to pretty as her pics so seeing that this Britney lady working with her I would say the pics are of not her but not sure. Just seeing how Jenna posts I would say this is not the pics of Britney so goog luck on the TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Toytiger; 1196914]Alana. Works at Papa johns. Legit & USDA prime choice (& yes, they are real)

Here's one I don't know of but looks nice and now advertises under body rubs instead of (escorts)

Someone TOFTT & let me know about.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hi-i-am-britney-new-to-louisville-but-here-to-stay-lets-build-a-relationship-25/2982184[/url][/QUOTE]Tried the third pic in Tineye and got 34 hits. I ain't going to try it! LOL! What was your quote a while back on your bait and switch. . You're not the girl in the pic, I'm not the guy on the phone who made the appt, LOL.

[QUOTE=Toytiger; 1196914]Alana. Works at Papa johns. Legit & USDA prime choice (& yes, they are real)

Here's one I don't know of but looks nice and now advertises under body rubs instead of (escorts)

Someone TOFTT & let me know about.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hi-i-am-britney-new-to-louisville-but-here-to-stay-lets-build-a-relationship-25/2982184[/url]

[/QUOTE]LOL, I am NOT TOFTT on this one! I did my part. Haha

[QUOTE=Coloice;1197088]LOL, I am NOT TOFTT on this one! I did my part. Haha[/QUOTE]Looks like Brittany is a bust, but Alana is a winner. My main criteria is 1st- are they legit and not LEO (once I heard she was at Papa Johns, knew she was legit).2nd is accuracy & Alana confirmed to be the girl in the pic. Just standard would put this girl in the top 10 based on looks. After having the wonderful rubdown. She's right there with Kelli. Ahhhhhh. I love summertime!

I tried HotStone close to closing time on Sunday night in April: I got great tableshower, including great head-massaging hair-shampoo (twice: "rinse-&-repeat") , but "hot-stone"massage was hasty & obviously perfunctory; I'd paid for an hour & she (don't remember name) asked to keep change (Jackson) from "Ben" as tip before even offering any extras: after 5minutes of hot-stones on towel on my back she took them off & asked (good english, only very slight accent, like long-time english-speaker)"what else?" & I gave my best "dumb innocent" look, so she (not totally great looking, but not all bad: difficult to guess age on asians but I'd say 40+, body maybe 7 but w slight gunt & slighty droopy boobs, face 6) proceeded to go mish, encouraging me to hurry with "porno" dirty_talk; 1 & done, hot_washcloth_&_towel cleanup & kiss "goodbye, come back again"; Good, but not great: total seems a little steep for great tableshower but almost rushed 1_&_done cfs. Of course this is all fiction: story wholly from my imagination told purely for entertainment purposes ONLY!

I recently visited the somewhat new AMP on Bardstown Road. I saw a 35/40ish lady named Lucy. While the massage was very good, there was nothing else on the menu. I pointed, hinted and finally asked, but no such luck. All seems legit. Nice, clean place. I will probably go back if a massage is all that is wanted. YMMV.

Stopped by while passing through town. Judy had just gone " on vacation" but Coco, was an enthusiastic provider.

Great GFE experience.

I think I visited the same place that bourbonguy did on Bardstown Road. New place called Amazing Massage. Alas, it wasn't that amazing. Good massage, though.

Saw her post and know two guys who have seen her with two different stories. Love red / auburn haired ladies and tried the redhead close to Louisville Fantasia. Lovely older lady but too limited for me Prefer mature women in time so any help would truly be appreciated Have feelers out on Chrystal and Lexi both in my age range. If anyone can PM me your opinions would be greatly appreciated and save a lot of time and $$s with no service ladies. Have a great day and hope the FLOODS stop soon. My grass is wearing my a* out and the summer isn't even here yet.

Big Mack Mick

Had similar dreams about Hot Stone, good looking girl once, but next time not so much. I do like that table shower!

[QUOTE=Kyowa;1197402]I tried HotStone close to closing time on Sunday night in April: I got great tableshower, including great head-massaging hair-shampoo (twice: "rinse-&-repeat") , but "hot-stone"massage was hasty & obviously perfunctory; I'd paid for an hour & she (don't remember name) asked to keep change (Jackson) from "Ben" as tip before even offering any extras: after 5minutes of hot-stones on towel on my back she took them off & asked (good english, only very slight accent, like long-time english-speaker)"what else?" & I gave my best "dumb innocent" look, so she (not totally great looking, but not all bad: difficult to guess age on asians but I'd say 40+, body maybe 7 but w slight gunt & slighty droopy boobs, face 6) proceeded to go mish, encouraging me to hurry with "porno" dirty_talk; 1 & done, hot_washcloth_&_towel cleanup & kiss "goodbye, come back again"; Good, but not great: total seems a little steep for great tableshower but almost rushed 1_&_done cfs. Of course this is all fiction: story wholly from my imagination told purely for entertainment purposes ONLY![/QUOTE]

Anyone ever get turned away from an AMP? They said full up, you come back later. I just didn't have time to come back. Should I take it personally? Never had it happen before.

[QUOTE=BlazerLazer;1202269]Anyone ever get turned away from an AMP? They said full up, you come back later. I just didn't have time to come back. Should I take it personally? Never had it happen before.[/QUOTE]It happens from time to time. I would not read anything into it. I've been turned away before only to return 30 or 60 minutes later for the full meal deal. It mostly happened post 2004, before that they use to just stick you in a room to wait. I don't think they ever re-staffed to the pre 04 levels.