Strip Club Reports

I read online that Synn North Hills had a 2 AM'er shooting in their parking lot on 3/7/22. Surprisingly it was the front lot instead of the back lot (which is usually infested with homeless).

Anyone know if they've added security since then, either nights or days or both? I find Synn clubs to be poorly run & cheap, so I doubt it. But in my past experiences there (pre-pandemic) I've found they DO occasionally have some fine dancers who will come off GPS initial offers when the stars align. Going to start being in the Valley again for work, so I'd like to revisit just want to know whether to wear body armor haha. Thanks.

[QUOTE=PelicanT99;5867682]I read online that Synn North Hills had a 2 AM'er shooting in their parking lot on 3/7/22. Surprisingly it was the front lot instead of the back lot (which is usually infested with homeless).

Anyone know if they've added security since then, either nights or days or both? I find Synn clubs to be poorly run & cheap, so I doubt it. But in my past experiences there (pre-pandemic) I've found they DO occasionally have some fine dancers who will come off GPS initial offers when the stars align. Going to start being in the Valley again for work, so I'd like to revisit just want to know whether to wear body armor haha. Thanks.[/QUOTE]More of the same. I live in the area and go every once in awhile and typically they have two security guards up front. One usually looks like a legit one while the other is there for show. They do have a few lookers here every once in awhile with some mileage but got to do the work and research to get it. Never had issues with anyone.

[QUOTE=PelicanT99;5867682]I read online that Synn North Hills had a 2 AM'er shooting in their parking lot on 3/7/22. Surprisingly it was the front lot instead of the back lot (which is usually infested with homeless).

Anyone know if they've added security since then, either nights or days or both? I find Synn clubs to be poorly run & cheap, so I doubt it. But in my past experiences there (pre-pandemic) I've found they DO occasionally have some fine dancers who will come off GPS initial offers when the stars align. Going to start being in the Valley again for work, so I'd like to revisit just want to know whether to wear body armor haha. Thanks.[/QUOTE]FYI I went Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was packed. Parked across the street, on the street, and had no issues for the hour I spent there. Surprisingly I had no security check this time. No security up front. I just walked up, paid my $20, and that was it. When I left I saw no security. Place was packed. Lots of staff and dancers working. Probably around 15-20 dancers. Got dances from three girls. First one was mostly air. Second was a lot more energetic but a bit rough for me. Dancer was taller than me. Asked if I wanted to do a VIP for $120 with a HJ for $80 on top. I declined. Then found a nice petit, mixed white / black girl to end the night. Had no issues with the club. Felt safe for the most part. You can get $10 off admission through the onegc app and there was a one drink minimum which was $8. I think mileage can be had, just got to do the research and work.

[QUOTE=BruceLeeroy;5942322]FYI I went Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was packed….I think mileage can be had, just got to do the research and work.[/QUOTE]Thanks man that's helpful. I'm a day shift guy so I'll get there & report on that. The Kim clubs aren't my favorites, but what else you got in the Valley, the Dead Rhino? I've had some good luck at Blue Zebra (older MILF-why types mostly) and even Odd Ball, but very hot & miss. But good to hear that club was full of dancers & customers, this pandemic (and all the free govt $) has been rough on this hobby.

Kind of tough to "research" these days without a dancer database and with the all-take no-give nature of modern monger board warriors; but yeah you just have to put in the work yourself & "interrogate" these dancers before spending your hard-earned cash. The thrill of the hunt, I guess haha.

Blue Zebra in Noho, Tuesday around 7 ish (big mistake as apparently a shift change but had time to kill). Only was approached by one of three dancers, tatted up white girl that claimed she was a porn star that went by the name of ginger spice. She was decent looking, huge tits. $150 VIP fee and $200 tip for FS. Didn't get the impression she would negotiate and I didn't partake. Didn't stay long as new dancers were slow to come in.

Has it reopened? With new owners? Anyone gone?

I went there (& Blue Zebra) a lot in 2016-19, had some good times despite both being hit & miss clubs overall. I knew Odd Ball was having ownership issues back then. Pandemic & job change hasn't put me in The Valley much lately, but I was thinking of making a special trip & did some searches to see if these clubs open. New odd ball website, and Google reviews have posts from "new owner" pimping new hot girls, in-club food, etc. I'll probably check it soon, but any advance recon would be appreciated!

I visited the Rhino recently on a weekday around the evening shift change. There were about 5-7 dancers in each crew, and little to no customers. As most probably already know, the club is full nude and there is no alcohol. Talent was very good. Most of the dancers were white, with some in the 8-10 range. I did several private VIP sessions, and I enjoyed each of them. There was plenty of good grinding and touching. One girl allowed DIY, but no extras were offered beyond that. I get that impression that regulars have a good shot at scoring extras and takeout, but I can't confirm. Maybe someone else can.

DM if interested in trading intel about specific dancers.

[QUOTE=Enspiredz28;6011809]Blue Zebra in Noho, Tuesday around 7 ish (big mistake as apparently a shift change but had time to kill). Only was approached by one of three dancers, tatted up white girl that claimed she was a porn star that went by the name of ginger spice. She was decent looking, huge tits. $150 VIP fee and $200 tip for FS. Didn't get the impression she would negotiate and I didn't partake. Didn't stay long as new dancers were slow to come in.[/QUOTE]I visited the Blue Zebra recently too, and I was thoroughly disappointed. The dancers were not not attractive to my taste. Most were old and chubby. I don't mind if a dancer has some years as long as she looks good for her age. That wasn't the case with these girls. Nobody was stage dancing, and the girls took turns coming by to sit on my lap and ask for a dance. Within 10 minutes all the dancers had taken their shot. I inquired about extras because it's obvious that's the only way these girls are making any money. All implied that they would get the deed done, but only one girl give me a straight answered when I asked for BBBJ. She said yes, and I told her I would need to get some money from the ATM. "Get at least $500" she says. Yeah. No. Much hotter woman can be had on Fig for a fraction of that. I politely told her that was too expensive for me, and she had me removed from the club. So I went to the Rhino and gave my money to the nice girls over there. Let the ugly, mean women struggle to pay their bills.

Thanks for these reviews / updates. Haven't been to a strip club in a couple years now. My last time at Rhino was forever ago but, at that time, extras weren't happening. Synn was the spot for that back then.

[QUOTE=StreetWise;6111779]I politely told her that was too expensive for me, and she had me removed from the club.[/QUOTE]Dude, I need to hear the story about you getting removed from the club.

Please don't leave out any details.

I want to hear everything.

[QUOTE=StreetWise;6111779]I visited the Blue Zebra recently too, and I was thoroughly disappointed. The dancers were not not attractive to my taste. Most were old and chubby. I don't mind if a dancer has some years as long as she looks good for her age. That wasn't the case with these girls. Nobody was stage dancing, and the girls took turns coming by to sit on my lap and ask for a dance. Within 10 minutes all the dancers had taken their shot. I inquired about extras because it's obvious that's the only way these girls are making any money. All implied that they would get the deed done, but only one girl give me a straight answered when I asked for BBBJ. She said yes, and I told her I would need to get some money from the ATM. "Get at least $500" she says. Yeah. No. Much hotter woman can be had on Fig for a fraction of that. I politely told her that was too expensive for me, and she had me removed from the club. So I went to the Rhino and gave my money to the nice girls over there. Let the ugly, mean women struggle to pay their bills.[/QUOTE]Around what time were you there?

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;6112707]Dude, I need to hear the story about you getting removed from the club.

Please don't leave out any details.

I want to hear everything.[/QUOTE]I was there around 6 pm and the girls were coming by asking me if I wanted to do a VIP and promising "fun. " I like to know what I'm getting up front, so I inquired about extras. They had a silly little game were they would say they didn't do that, but they could find me a girl that does for a finder's fee. After talking to all but one of the dancers, I stupidly gave a girl a $20 finder's fee, and low and behold, she brought over the only girl I hadn't talked to yet.

So after I declined her demand for $500, I see her talk to the guy by the VIP entrance. Can't remember if he was a bouncer or DJ, but moments later a bouncer comes up to me and says "sir, can I speak with you outside?" I obliged, half preparing for something physical to occur. Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.

So I guess they're only that kind of club if you want to spend $500 on a BJ. Otherwise, they're too classy LOL. To be clear though, my beef is with the dancer, not the club.

[QUOTE=StreetWise;6113488] Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.[/QUOTE]I will never go to that club now.

Sometimes I want extra titties in my face but it seems they won't allow that to happen.

[QUOTE=StreetWise;6113488]I was there around 6 pm and the girls were coming by asking me if I wanted to do a VIP and promising "fun. " I like to know what I'm getting up front, so I inquired about extras. They had a silly little game were they would say they didn't do that, but they could find me a girl that does for a finder's fee. After talking to all but one of the dancers, I stupidly gave a girl a $20 finder's fee, and low and behold, she brought over the only girl I hadn't talked to yet.

So after I declined her demand for $500, I see her talk to the guy by the VIP entrance. Can't remember if he was a bouncer or DJ, but moments later a bouncer comes up to me and says "sir, can I speak with you outside?" I obliged, half preparing for something physical to occur. Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.

So I guess they're only that kind of club if you want to spend $500 on a BJ. Otherwise, they're too classy LOL. To be clear though, my beef is with the dancer, not the club.[/QUOTE]You can price shop openly in COI but you can't do it in NOHO. Sounds like the club was dead and you could have scored but you need to negotiate in the VIP room or the lap dance booths.

[QUOTE=DodgerK;6114619]You can price shop openly in COI but you can't do it in NOHO. Sounds like the club was dead and you could have scored but you need to negotiate in the VIP room or the lap dance booths.[/QUOTE]I think you might have misunderstood my post. The dancer began the "negotiation" in the open. I would never tell a dancer I agree to pay a particular price and then try to negotiate lower once we're in the VIP. Nobody is going to be happy in that scenario.