Speaking of disappointing experiences
I hate to post this. I've been doing this too long to make these kind of rookie mistakes. But I'm posting it, so you youngsters can learn from my fail.
Out running errands last week, I made a pass through the parking lot of the no-tell at I-85 and Hillsborough Road. This was mostly for "old time's sake," since it's been literally years since I've found anything there.
Then a pretty, young, plump black girl smiled at me. I stopped and she got in the car."Will you drive me to Wendy's?" Sure I will. I'll even buy you lunch there. In the Wendy's drive-through: "What you like to do?" Well, sweetie, I like to get naked and get my dick sucked, what do you like to do?"That sounds pretty good to me, you want to go back to my room?" Sure, but of course, she needs $50 to pay for the room for another day.
Then she asks me if I have a condom. Nope. Hey, when I hire a painter to paint my house, he brings his own brush. Anyway, we stop at the gas station and I buy some condoms.
We get to her room and she takes off her pants. Hey, take your shirt off, too. She does. C'mon, lose the bra, I want to play with your titties. And they are magnificient, I must say. Now she's sitting on the bed and I'm standing next to it with my dick in her face. She's rubbing it when she says "I don't suck no dick."
WTF? Why am I here? Remember that conversation at Wendy's?"I have too much teeth. And I gag." Instantly lost my boner. She keeps rubbing it, and finally it gets about halfway hard. I put on a condom, and bend her over. She's so tight my nearly-limp dick won't go in. I keep trying, and there's enough friction that I end up shooting a load before I even gain entry.
Summary: Ebony is a very cute young lady. But she doesn't like what she does. She'll get you to drive her around, she'll upsell until she's sure she's gotten every penny she can, and then she'll go limp while you "do your business."
Yuck.
Notel Advice for Monger Tour
Living in Hampton now and got some time on my hands coming up in a few weeks. I was planning on making a monger tour : First Richmond then Durham, onto Greensboro, Charlotte, Fayetteville, Raleigh then back to Richmond, getting a cheap notel room for the night in each city close to where the WSW's roam. To make this happen, I was hoping to get advice from ya'll on where to shack up at in each city – notel name and street where it's located. So can anybody help a fellow monger out? My standards for a room are not high and I'm not looking for fancy (I've lived in lived in tents in Iraq before) , just looking for the cheapest place within a few miles of the action.
I promise to give a full report here of the adventure.
Thanks