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Sorry, My man...

I noticed these ads...

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/361634529.html[/url]

...many, at least five or six months ago..Different pics etc...lots of postings.

When they first appeared there were several warnings that this person was a male. I answered several of those warning posts via Craigs and was convinced, after hearing back from the reviewers (2 of them) that they were for real.

In hindsight (no pun intended), I should have posted here about it, they were solid confirmations.

I've found that when you see ads with low greek rates that it is usually an upsell, a scam or a guy with a need for space to be filled...creepy.

This should be posted heavily on craigslist....these types of situations can lead to big trouble.

Yeah, that happened to me once with what I thought was a heavier-set, big boned Hispanic girl. Same thing as I kept moving to the panties and she kept moving my hand away. WTF? We were standing up, and she turned around, and finally the light dawns on me, what she is. So I figured what the hell...no one will know...so I banged his ass!

No just kidding. I turned him/her around and asked if she was a he and the look of fear in her eyes was enough to make me stop everything. Obviously it had gotten that far before with others and somebody had decided to beat the shit out of her, when they found out.

LIke Fork Please said, They should either be truthful about it, or a lot of postings to warn others. Otherwise the situation could get ugly quick.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Yeah, that happened to me once with what I thought was a heavier-set, big boned Hispanic girl. Same thing as I kept moving to the panties and she kept moving my hand away. WTF? We were standing up, and she turned around, and finally the light dawns on me, what she is. So I figured what the hell...no one will know...so I banged his ass!

No just kidding. I turned him/her around and asked if she was a he and the look of fear in her eyes was enough to make me stop everything. Obviously it had gotten that far before with others and somebody had decided to beat the shit out of her, when they found out.

LIke Fork Please said, They should either be truthful about it, or a lot of postings to warn others. Otherwise the situation could get ugly quick.[/QUOTE]HG,

You neglected to tell us if there was a BJ involved and how it was. Rumor has it "they" do know how to work the pole. Not that I would partake.

I think a beat down is the only option, in that situation. You'd think there would be enough freaks in Chicago to keep them busy, if they were honest about what they are.

[QUOTE=Captain Stiffy]I think a beat down is the only option, in that situation. You'd think there would be enough freaks in Chicago to keep them busy, if they were honest about what they are.[/QUOTE]
I see no need for anyone getting hurt, but on the other hand, these guys/girls/things have to understand that they're putting themselves at risk for such a beating. The one that Fork Please is talking about advertises as a white woman. I'd sure be pissed if I got a surprise handful, but that's the risk we take participating in this hobby. If it was legal, there'd probably be less of this going on. You could actually report them to the authorities for false advertising. Of course, I won't hold my breath waiting for prostitution to be legalized around here.

Never a need for violence, its not worth it. Best thing is to deal or walk away.Usually its the younger trannies that try to pass off as women and oull that shit.

The older ones know better. Look on the CPD website, the ones getting caught in full drag are the 18-22 year old range. And some look good.
These Trannies are tortured souls. Imagine what it would be like to feel like a man but be in a womans body. Most of you guys would shit. But the reverse is what they deal withy everyday. Not to mention freinds family and society frowning on them.
These guys actually believe they are passable.They see a lucious chick when they look in the mirror.
Most are decent people. I agree its not right to decieve. But the trannies really do feel deep in their hearts as if they are women.
I have actually been told by a few of my male freinds that the trannies are the best at BJs.

47Th St. An Cicero between 2 and 330 am was a ghost town. I imagine that there are 10 mongers to every girl so either the le gets her or she jumps into a car within a few minutes does her biz and splits before they take her to county.

Went there last year. Figure I would post for this year's event. If you need more info pm me or just google it.

FYI...this is a great place to see some pornstars.

This event is held in Roselawn, IN.

Events that take place.

Miss Nude Galaxy Club Beauty Pageant
Miss Nude Galaxy Feature Beauty Pageant
Mr. Nude Galaxy
Miss Nude Rising Star
Miss Nude Showstopper of the Year
Miss Nude Go-Go
Wet T-Shirt
Itsy Bitsy Bikini Contest

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]I agree its not right to decieve. But the trannies really do feel deep in their hearts as if they are women. I have actually been told by a few of my male freinds that the trannies are the best at BJs.[/QUOTE]
Doing recon for trip to Chi-town and came across this post. I have to weigh-in -- in roughly 20 years of mongering I've had two trannies who initially passed themselves as women (one when I was 17 and naive, one when I as 36 and should have known better but was wishful thinking). In both cases, I couldn't cum. Their BJ technique was horrible. The one at age 17 left my car saying I took too long; the one 20 years later was a Thai ladyboy at a German brothel, and I walked away.

You would think, given that women are so much better at giving head to other women than guys could ever be, that trannies would be better at going down on other men. And I hear bi's say that gay men do them better than women. But in my experience, there is nothing better than a skilled woman (one made by God).

I've used escort services in the past, and a couple of SW girls when I was in the service, but here is what happened to me in the city of Chicago a few years ago. A friend and I were out drinking and eating at a Mexican resturaunt, and when giving him a ride home, we cruised down Cicero Ave. We pulled into a gas station for him to get smokes, and a blond SW was standing on the corner.

He being drunk, and having that "Slavic" attitude started talking shit with her. The usual asshole comments like "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, " or "you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. " Well, he went too far and actually said enough to be considered "solicitation. " I believe the words "how much" did leave his lips, poof, we were both toast. But it wasn't done seriously, NOT AT ALL, but the police didn't want to hear it.

To quote the officer word for word, "we have 2 seats left, and you two will do, because my ass wants to get out of the cold. " We were thrown into the back of a cruiser, piled on top of a bunch of other guys, and taken in and booked. My car was towed, the impound fee was like $500+. We were offered to plea to some non sexual improper street business charge or something, and I was going to go for it, but my pissed off wife decided to let me up on something. My buddy took the deal, but boy am I glad I didn't.

She had me under watch of a private detective firm, suspecting I was cheating on her. They had witnessed the entire action go down, and had enough of it on tape to matter. Not the BS "solicitation", but the cop admiting we didn't technically violate, but that they needed 2 more bodys in order to quite their operation.

We retained a lawer, who advised us to see how far the government would push an innocent man through the system. Demanding a trial, we held off submitting the evidence, and acted like the wife came forward after the trial had begun in order to let me stop sweating it. We let the officers go under oath and lie, then came forward with the evidence.

We filed a civil suit after the case was thrown out. The officers were charged with perjury, and false arrest/maliscious prosection etc. Many people who were found guilty in trials those officers had provided testimoney in came out of the woodwork, with a little help from us of course. People were letl out of prison sentences for crying out loud!

We are a semi well to do family, so we didn't take any money. But we made sure those officers lost their jobs, their pensions etc. The CPD and Cook County States Attorney wanted this left out of the public eye, the fact that they fuck up and rail road people all the time who are innocent.

One of the officers involved was a burned out homicide detective. I was called as a witness when gov Ryan had stayed all executions to testify that the detective was a known liar, but it never went to that level.

What's my point? Cops and the government aren't the good guys. They lie, and they cast a web that only entangles them when they accidently run accross a citizen with half a brain. THE PEOPLE are the good guys, and they are innocent until proven guilty! Entrapment and witch hunts waste the peoples money. Their would not be an issue of SW ers if the government stayed the fuck out of peoples right to live and act as free people. Girls could work in secure environments, the government could tax it, the girls would be licenced and required to admit to throrough drug testing.

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Never a need for violence, its not worth it. Best thing is to deal or walk away.Usually its the younger trannies that try to pass off as women and oull that shit.

The older ones know better. Look on the CPD website, the ones getting caught in full drag are the 18-22 year old range. And some look good.

These Trannies are tortured souls. Imagine what it would be like to feel like a man but be in a womans body. Most of you guys would shit. But the reverse is what they deal withy everyday. Not to mention freinds family and society frowning on them.
These guys actually believe they are passable.They see a lucious chick when they look in the mirror.

Most are decent people. I agree its not right to decieve. But the trannies really do feel deep in their hearts as if they are women.

I have actually been told by a few of my male freinds that the trannies are the best at BJs.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but I respectfully disagree. Yes, Trannies are tortured souls and all that but let's look at the other side: the guy who was tricked.

I'the never admit this to anyone (but here where I am anonyomous) but I accidentally picked up a Tranny twice. Both times, as soon as the guy started to suck me off, I knew something wasn't right and stopped him. The first time I was going to beat the guy up but I felt so sick and violated that I let him go because I needed to throw up (and did). I promised that I was going to beat him to death if I ever saw him again. I even looked for him for a while (and thank God I didn't find him) and decided that it was best that I didn't presue revenge (lucky for him I'm scared of jail).

The second time was a guy who had an operation. A damn good one! I thought I was with a girl that had a boob job. I stopped him from giving me head because it reminded me of the first guy. I checked his croutch area and there was no "Johnson", so I thought "okay, She's a she, maybe I will screw her". BIG mistake! Once those legs got on me I stopped and all my instincts were telling me "THIS IS A GUY. STOP! ". This time I did and kicked the dude out of my car. I might have kicked his behind but I still wasn't sure it was a guy. Once outside my car, crying because I kicked him out (how many female hookers cry because you throw them out? ) the guy screemed "How could you tell? ! ? Yes, I was born a guy but now I am a woman! "

After hearing that I really had to control myself from running him over.

My point is whatever their burden it's theirs to carry so they should not trick others. A case in point is a guy with AIDS. He might want to have sex but his desire does not give him the right to trick someone into having sex with him.

My regular might be going to jail for her gang related activities. Yes, she's cute but she's still a bad girl. Unfortunately for me, the streets have been so dry that I have been sticking to her like she is my girlfriend!

The girls that look good out here are either two expensive, too crazy or both.

For that reason, I really hope she doesn't go to jail.

(For her sake and mine of course.)

Your story is full of holes and actually to me you sound like a COP who is trying to gain our trust. You take your first post and tell that BIG LIE, oops I mean story ?

First of all in a "trial" they have what is called a motion of discovery thats when BOTH sides present their evidence. I know the LAW and You just don't spring any surprises on the states attorney at the last minute and they stupidly go ahead and proceed with the trial. If your story was true they would have apologized and DROPPED the case. Simple as that !

Also, How you side was able to " hold off" the evidence until the last minute and have a "fair" trial is beyond me. When the " motion of discovery is when legally you present what you have.

Second you just admitted your buddy did scream " how much? " thats all cpd would need on tape and he is charged with soliciting. So joking or not CPD had your friend dead to the rights.

Its not up to CPD to distinguish whether or not you and the idiot you hang with are joking or not. They should have also thrown some harassment and verbal assault charges on his ass so he's lucky they didn't.

Thirdly sounds like you hang out with abusive assholes who like to harass SW's.

Yeah some cops railroad people and other are good people. You took a bullshit soliciting charge and went way off in the deep end. With trails and lawyers and testifying...lol Yeah right! Some one call channel 5 news.
Look , the courts here in chicago are FULL. Do you hear me ? Full and loaded with soliciting cases. The states attorney is not sitting around using all their resources want to throw a phony soliciting rap on you. Its petty bullshit to them trust me...they have bigger fish to fry than you.

How in the hell could the cops lose their jobs because of your evidence? You buddy asked "how much" and its their JOB to lock you both up.
So this story to me is full of shit. The cops did what they are supposed to do. And by the way your buddy was acting abusive, they should have cracked your skulls. Nobody should talk to ANY woman like that SW or not. And by YOU not stopping him that tells me you're a loser too.
Here in chicago you will get your ass whipped for talking to strangers like that. So you were lucky the cops got to you before some pimp or angry ho did.

Look you took the wrong approach on this board. Everybody hates the cops until they need them. And most people here view them as a hazard of the hunt. BUT we don't HATE them! Its Nothing personal. The cops have their jobs to do.

Also your lawyer drug your " trial" out by withholding evidence? No self respecting lawyer would do that unless he wanted to stick you for all your money and keep charging you more and more for " court time."

You should have wanted this trial over with. Most people don't relish in such bullshit. But you actually wanted to drag it on and on to present your
" bullshit evidence?" How L-A-M-E is that ?

Yeah some cops ARE crooked ( NOT ALL) now tell us something we don't know.

By the way you were asked to testify in other trials? You act as though you are so proud of this. A SNITCH IS A SNITCH IS A SNITCH it doesn't matter what side they are working for. Nobody likes a snitches not the cops and not the crooks.

I smell straight bullshit, anyone else ??? Usually I'm more subdued on my opinions but this was an insult to all of our intelligence.

Dude, heres were your story really gets good

Your quote :

"Their would not be an issue of SW ers if the government stayed the fuck out of peoples right to live and act as free people. Girls could work in secure environments, the government could tax it, the girls would be licenced and required to admit to throrough drug testing."

The goverment staying out of the SW lives or taxing their services ? Which is it ? Thats a huge contradiction. Also SW's going through drug tests? 85 percent of the SW are drug addicts. No make that 90 % most besides the Amp girls are hard core junkies. Drug tests ? Why would SW pay taxes to the government when they can skip doing it now? IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

I whole heartedly agree with Ms Lady. I have just one question for "Do You Wanna"; can I have your court case number? Then I will go down to the court house and look it up and read all the transcripts, motions, etc., because as you would know EVERY court case is public information and ANYONE can request the documents for any court case to review/read them.

Is any one familar with the woman in the picture I have included in this ad. The photo is from 05 and her name is Lola - Her number is a 708 prefix if that helps jar any one's memory.

She's offering an hour of FS for $


Please PM if you have any info. I'm going to TOFT on Tuesday as of now.

MW10