Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

64 years old?

[url]http://dailyherald.com/article/20110727/news/707279805/[/url]

A 64-year-old Arlington Heights masseuse has been arrested and charged with prostitution for the second time in the last 18 months at a Buffalo Grove spa, police said.

Myxxxg Hx Lxx. 64, of the 2xxx block of xxxxx Drive, was arrested July 13 at Sun Spa. 1359 W. Dundee Road, following an undercover police check of spas in the village to make sure they are complying with the law, Buffalo Grove police Cmdr. Jim Newton said Wednesday.

On Jan. 13, 2010, police arrested Lxx at the GQ Spa in the 1100 block of Weiland Road in an undercover investigation following an anonymous tip. At the time, officials said a 51-year-old woman had been arrested on similar charges at the establishment in 2006.

Police last week made a third arrest of a masseuse at GQ Spa. Solxxx Txxxi. 42, of the xxx block of xxx Street, Park Ridge, was arrested July 20 and charged with prostitution.

Txxxxi is to appear Aug. 10 in Lake County court on the Class A misdemeanor, while Lxx is to appear Aug. 24 in Rolling Meadows, Newton said. Both women were released on bond.

I've learned they are always 10-15 years older than you would guess. I think when I'm there I lie to myself and think she must be 35 so I don't get grossed out. If they look old these days I just say no thanks and go somewhere else.

[QUOTE=JoeWeezer; 1245374]64 years old?

[url]http://dailyherald.com/article/20110727/news/707279805/[/url]

A 64-year-old Arlington Heights masseuse has been arrested and charged with prostitution for the second time in the last 18 months at a Buffalo Grove spa, police said.

Myxxxg Hx Lxx. 64, of the 2xxx block of xxxxx Drive, was arrested July 13 at Sun Spa. 1359 W. Dundee Road, following an undercover police check of spas in the village to make sure they are complying with the law, Buffalo Grove police Cmdr. Jim Newton said Wednesday.

On Jan. 13, 2010, police arrested Lxx at the GQ Spa in the 1100 block of Weiland Road in an undercover investigation following an anonymous tip. At the time, officials said a 51-year-old woman had been arrested on similar charges at the establishment in 2006.

Police last week made a third arrest of a masseuse at GQ Spa. Solxxx Txxxi. 42, of the xxx block of xxx Street, Park Ridge, was arrested July 20 and charged with prostitution.

Txxxxi is to appear Aug. 10 in Lake County court on the Class A misdemeanor, while Lxx is to appear Aug. 24 in Rolling Meadows, Newton said. Both women were released on bond.[/QUOTE]

Was headed that way and opted for the massage last Sunday. Had a great massage. Nice girl, usual tip. The only downside is their bathroom is broken so you got to pee outside or drive down the street and go someplace else.

HB

Newbie here. I was wondering if anybody knew anything about Octagon Spa in Gurnee? Got a half hour last time but no HE (though I think at the beginning she asked hard, med, or soft and learned soft is sometimes code). Girl was very hot, at least a 9. Scheduled for an hour with same girl next week, cannot decide if I should cancel or see what happens. If anything its a good legit massage. Was thinking about Libertyville from all of the reviews.

Visited Bamboo. Excellent massage, good service, fair price. Tip seemed a TAD high. PM any more detailed questions. Recommended.

[QUOTE=HappyFan;1249691]Newbie here. I was wondering if anybody knew anything about Octagon Spa in Gurnee? Got a half hour last time but no HE (though I think at the beginning she asked hard, med, or soft and learned soft is sometimes code). Girl was very hot, at least a 9. Scheduled for an hour with same girl next week, cannot decide if I should cancel or see what happens. If anything its a good legit massage. Was thinking about Libertyville from all of the reviews.[/QUOTE]Legit place. Gurnee is really strict.

[QUOTE=Neverno;1250345]Legit place. Gurnee is really strict.[/QUOTE]There was a news article once. They called the cops on some guy that asked

[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2; 1240382]Went to this apartment the other day:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/asian-massage-23/6574746[/url]

Had a nice, small girl attend to my needs. Her name was Emma. Left almost satisfied. But Emma was genuinely nice. They rotate the girls so fast through here, every 2 weeks or so. I would recommend Emma but do not expect what you might find in other apartments, service-wise. On the other hand, she is cute.[/QUOTE]I visited my first Apt today and met Emma. I thought Emma was awesome. But as I said it was my first time in this arena, so if it gets better than this I'm looking forward to my next visit. As for Emma I give her a solid 9. She said she would only be there through next week. Overall I believe it was a great first experience.

[QUOTE=Hand Banana; 1210049]This last Sunday I was heading back from Racine on Sheridan and saw Angel Massage on the right hand side. I checked my pocket and had enough for a visit so I turned into the parking lot.

Coco greeted me at the door happy to see me return. Work's been. Well, work. The last few weeks and I decided I needed a deep tissue massage. .8 lighter and I park my fat, nekkid ass on the bed and she begins.

I know massages and it was only a strong swedish massage. No deep tissue work here. She does a bit of teasing while massaging the legs, then I flip. She continues the overpriced swedish massage on the front. Eventually dinner is done and it's time for dessert. She asked for. 6 and my response was Whisky Tango Foxtrot. We finally settled on the usual. 4 after some mood-killing BS. Between her fingernails scratching me, and her attempting to detach important pieces with a kung fu grip and brute force, the grande finale was not meant to be. After the hot towels I took my injured pieces home and applied some antibiotic cream in hopes of a fast recovery.

Needless to say I was unimpressed by the massage and even more unimpressed by the post massage massage. After I recover I will continue my search for a good massage.

HB[/QUOTE]I should have taken your review as law-

I stopped there and it was exactly as you said- haggling over price and awful service.

There are too many other places that deserve my business. This place is not getting a second shot.

I am pretty forgiving overall, but man, this place was not good.

[QUOTE=ThickJake;1249902]Visited Bamboo. Excellent massage, good service, fair price. Tip seemed a TAD high. PM any more detailed questions. Recommended.[/QUOTE]I tried Bamboo Sunday. Squeeked in without an appointment, but they only had time for a half hour.

Agree with the tip. I pitched. 4 and she said ok, but they usually expect. 6.

Decent enough place though.

For what it is worth, the room was quite big and there was a massage table, a chair. And a futon. What an interesting addition.

[QUOTE=Rabble; 1251769]I should have taken your review as law-

I stopped there and it was exactly as you said- haggling over price and awful service.

There are too many other places that deserve my business. This place is not getting a second shot.

I am pretty forgiving overall, but man, this place was not good.[/QUOTE]I don't understand. I've never had a problem, always good service. No negotiation, never asked about it. I just left an appropriate tip on the table afterwards.

I saw a post on Craigslist for a Chinese Massage in Round Lake for. 40. Wondering if anyone has paid them a visit and if so are they legit or are extras available. For. 4 it might be worth TOFTT.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks

[QUOTE=North Shore; 1256941]I saw a post on Craigslist for a Chinese Massage in Round Lake for. 40. Wondering if anyone has paid them a visit and if so are they legit or are extras available. For. 4 it might be worth TOFTT.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Doesn't the ad still say "just a massage?"

Unless something has changed it is just a massage. It's a decent massage and worth the 40 but don't go if you're looking for more.

[QUOTE=North Shore; 1256941]I saw a post on Craigslist for a Chinese Massage in Round Lake for. 40. Wondering if anyone has paid them a visit and if so are they legit or are extras available. For. 4 it might be worth TOFTT.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Here is what you get for $40. A great massage. Nothing else. Not even a hint of anything else. She does this out of her house, and her husband is usually home at the time, although in another part of the house. She's a very nice lady, and she gives a super massage for the $40. I've been there several times.

Saw a Chinese "Relax Center" has opened next to El Famous in Vernon Hills. The location is very high profile, but saw a couple of guys going in during the day. Has anybody tried it?