You can't make this kind of stuff up...
[QUOTE=Cleanman]Fucken Funny Primal!
Funny picture: CPR on another naked dude with a red rubber on too...and the EMTs show up as you kneel beside him and pump and blow air into this guy...now we all had a great laugh too. I hope I never have to perform CPR on another naked monger at an AMP until help arrives. good luck with that. Thanks for the story PN.[/QUOTE]
And the worst part of it was that it's a true story.
I was mounted on Erica at the time. And if you can't imagine how scary the guy sounded, how seriously painful it sounded, imagine what it would take for you to be screwing a girl you're fond of, and yet you're still distracted enough to be thinking, "Nah, he's OK. Umm... But what if he's not...?"
Primal Needs
Top-Notch Provider at Top Floor
My thanks to brothers Kalani69, Snap Roll, and Stangman808 for recently providing updated information on Top Floor. I hadn't been to Top Floor for quite a while (no particular reason, just that there are so many places and providers available in Honolulu). However, after reading their messages, I decided to make a return visit to Top Floor. I'm glad that I did.
For any forum members who haven't yet been there, Top Floor is located upstairs at 1275 South King Street (which is on the makai side of the street, close to the Mediterraneo Restaurant). The location is Diamond Head of Birch Street and Ewa of Cedar Street. The telephone number is 591-8520. The stairs leading to the Top Floor doorway are at the rear of the building, making a hobbyist's entrance and exit more discreet and not directly exposed to the busy King Street traffic.
The provider who warmly greeted me when I arrived at Top Floor was Tomiko, a mature and fairly petite lady who seems to be in her forties. She either said that she was Korean or Korean-Japanese (at this point I don't recall which). As forum members who are familiar with my reports already know, I often enjoy mature women. I found Tomiko to be relatively attractive for her age. I also observed another reasonably attractive mature provider walking by, who may have been the "Maria" or "Marie" mentioned in the messages of Kalani69, Snap Roll, and Stangman808.
Tomiko receives an A+ grade from me. From the moment we met, to the moment I left, she had an exceptionally sunny, cheerful, effervescent personality that made me feel as if we were already good friends. The "full service" experience she provided for me was excellent. It began with a relaxing massage ... then spontaneously segued into a very pleasurable bj ... and concluded with the activity that Tone Loc would call "the wild thing." :)
Tomiko was lively and enthusiastic throughout our session. It appeared that she either enjoyed the session or was quite a convincing actress. ;) There was no time pressure or any other type of annoyance or irritation. By the way, for those hobbyists like me who prefer natural breasts and a natural muff, Tomiko has both.
Regarding the facilities: the bed was adequately large, soft and comfortable; there was a wall mirror next to the bed (which I like); and the air-conditioner kept the room nicely cooled. There was no table shower available, but the self-service shower room was spacious and clean, with liquid soap and plenty of warm water.
So I left Top Floor as a thoroughly satisfied hobbyist, with a song in my heart and a smile on my face. :D For those forum members who enjoy mature providers, I would recommend giving Tomiko a try. She seems to be a provider who values repeat business, and I will definitely be seeing her again.