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UTR Reports
Guys...(still waiting for the first lady to post here)...this is the UTR Forum!
So, don't post about ladies that are all over advertising or review sites. If you aren't clear about what an UTR is there are some definitions at the beginning of this forum.
If you post about non-UTR ladies it will be deleted!
I know some UTR's eventually might go main stream but if they are UTR when you find them then that is what matters!
Keep the recent activity going. I think momentum will increase with the warmer months heading our way.
To borrow a phrase from my friend in the Myrtle Beach forums.."just saying".
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Hey there
[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c;2062027]With JW's recent awesome UTR Lady I think I am going to start recognizing top finds. Even maybe reward the lucky monger with a gift card or something.
It also got me thinking of some past UTR's and couldn't really think of one for 2013 outside of Tabitha. If anyone else wants to nominate a lady and her finder please do.
Can't be a private lady. Has to be one that was shared with other USASG members.
But here is a list that I put together on short notice. Feel free to add / suggest ladies. The lady and the monger who found her.
2013 Tabitha (Nomination) Vbgent4 u2 c.
2012 Tasha Vajimbo / Vbgent4 u2 c.
2011 ?
2010 Jenna Lawnman-you guys should have seen her when she was 18!
2009 Dottie Ourdogblue-One hot lady..invented the "sleeping BJ". LOL![/QUOTE]I love a little recognition for my quality utr find haha.
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Update on redhead
She just got a new number so for those of you that haven't gotten to see her yet hit me up for her new digits.
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Redhead
[QUOTE=Jwredskins55;2063430]She just got a new number so for those of you that haven't gotten to see her yet hit me up for her new digits.[/QUOTE]Saw her today...will definitely see her again!
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UTR Risks
I recently visited the 40+ MILF that Fireball25 had passed on to me. I arrived in the morning before work in an ok neighbor hood and Linda greeted me at the door. Linda and I chatted for awhile and she told me she was going through a divorce and her ex is an asshole etc etc. We eventually made our may to the bedroom, got comfortable and proceeded into some hot 69.
Out of nowhere someone starts POUNDING on the front door. Linda looked outside and said not to worry but stay quiet. She got dressed and I grabbed my clothes and hid near the edge of the bed. The pounding continued and it was clear this guy wasnt going away. All of a sudden he starts pounding on the windows of the bedroom. I thought "I am fucked". I pulled the sheets over me, huddled under the bed and started putting on my clothes. I hear the door open and Linda starts yelling FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. I am trying to figure out my exit plan as I have no idea if there is a back door. I kept covered up on the floor while the guy continues to pound on the bedroom windows inches away from me. Eventually the guy leaves.
Linda comes back to the room as says "don't worry, its just some guy from church that has crush on me". I am thinking 'Church of Satan? She tries to reassure me that her Ex is MUCH worse. Great at! She wanted to continue but I just wanted to get the hell out of there before the asshole comes back to send me to hell for adultery.
I think a lot of UTRs have drama in their life. Some have bracelets waiting for sentencing. Some have crazy ass boyfriends or exes. I just haven't had any drama from the pros. Anyway I am thinking after this experience of taking a mongering break.
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[QUOTE=ZenExecutive;2065653]I recently visited the 40+ MILF that Fireball25 had passed on to me. I arrived in the morning before work in an ok neighbor hood and Linda greeted me at the door. Linda and I chatted for awhile and she told me she was going through a divorce and her ex is an asshole etc etc. We eventually made our may to the bedroom, got comfortable and proceeded into some hot 69.
Out of nowhere someone starts POUNDING on the front door. Linda looked outside and said not to worry but stay quiet. She got dressed and I grabbed my clothes and hid near the edge of the bed. The pounding continued and it was clear this guy wasnt going away. All of a sudden he starts pounding on the windows of the bedroom. I thought "I am fucked". I pulled the sheets over me, huddled under the bed and started putting on my clothes. I hear the door open and Linda starts yelling FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. I am trying to figure out my exit plan as I have no idea if there is a back door. I kept covered up on the floor while the guy continues to pound on the bedroom windows inches away from me. Eventually the guy leaves.
Linda comes back to the room as says "don't worry, its just some guy from church that has crush on me". I am thinking 'Church of Satan? She tries to reassure me that her Ex is MUCH worse. Great at! She wanted to continue but I just wanted to get the hell out of there before the asshole comes back to send me to hell for adultery.
I think a lot of UTRs have drama in their life. Some have bracelets waiting for sentencing. Some have crazy ass boyfriends or exes. I just haven't had any drama from the pros. Anyway I am thinking after this experience of taking a mongering break.[/QUOTE]I personally would have gone to the door and asked WTF do you want? I don't play that mess nor will I put up with an interruption LOL.
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[QUOTE=ZenExecutive;2065653]I recently visited the 40+ MILF that Fireball25 had passed on to me. I arrived in the morning before work in an ok neighbor hood and Linda greeted me at the door. Linda and I chatted for awhile and she told me she was going through a divorce and her ex is an asshole etc etc. We eventually made our may to the bedroom, got comfortable and proceeded into some hot 69.
Out of nowhere someone starts POUNDING on the front door. Linda looked outside and said not to worry but stay quiet. She got dressed and I grabbed my clothes and hid near the edge of the bed. The pounding continued and it was clear this guy wasnt going away. All of a sudden he starts pounding on the windows of the bedroom. I thought "I am fucked". I pulled the sheets over me, huddled under the bed and started putting on my clothes. I hear the door open and Linda starts yelling FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. I am trying to figure out my exit plan as I have no idea if there is a back door. I kept covered up on the floor while the guy continues to pound on the bedroom windows inches away from me. Eventually the guy leaves.
Linda comes back to the room as says "don't worry, its just some guy from church that has crush on me". I am thinking 'Church of Satan? She tries to reassure me that her Ex is MUCH worse. Great at! She wanted to continue but I just wanted to get the hell out of there before the asshole comes back to send me to hell for adultery.
I think a lot of UTRs have drama in their life. Some have bracelets waiting for sentencing. Some have crazy ass boyfriends or exes. I just haven't had any drama from the pros. Anyway I am thinking after this experience of taking a mongering break.[/QUOTE]A Taser can fit in your pocket, if you need the feel of some security.
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UTR risk
[QUOTE=Jusblaze1;2066095]A Taser can fit in your pocket, if you need the feel of some security.[/QUOTE]I saw Linda a week ago and have seen her many times over the past 2 years. She told me this last time about a guy from church having a crush on her and coming to her house banging in the door and windows...I didn't realize she had someone there at the time! I was already starting to rethink going to see her again...
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Re: UTR Risk
[QUOTE=Jusblaze1;2066095]A Taser can fit in your pocket, if you need the feel of some security.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Jusblaze1 here.
I bought a 1 M volt tazer at the gun show for like $20 and it has already gotten me out of two jams.
One where I actually feared for my life or at least a major ass beating (long, horrifying story). All I had to do was pull that tazer out of my pocket, "cracked" it twice and went on my merry way.
Stopped the dude right in his tracks.
The other one I was leaving a ladies establishment and a guy was waiting outside. He tried to get "his share" and I pulled that baby out, "cracked" it twice again and told him he could get his share of a million volts...again went on my merry way.
Nobody wants to get tazed.
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Agreed
[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c;2066122]I have to agree with Jusblaze1 here.
I bought a 1 M volt tazer at the gun show for like $20 and it has already gotten me out of two jams.
One where I actually feared for my life or at least a major ass beating (long, horrifying story). All I had to do was pull that tazer out of my pocket, "cracked" it twice and went on my merry way.
Stopped the dude right in his tracks.
The other one I was leaving a ladies establishment and a guy was waiting outside. He tried to get "his share" and I pulled that baby out, "cracked" it twice again and told him he could get his share of a million volts...again went on my merry way.
Nobody wants to get tazed.[/QUOTE]I have been tazed. More because I was young stupid and wanted to see what it felt like than I deserved it. Trust me it sucks. But it's not that bad. It's just the feet bc most people won't voluntarily want to subject themselves to it. So because they don't know what it feels like then their fear usually wins out. Just remember gents about escalation. If you pull out a taser them he might pull out a gun. So be safe.
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Linda
I saw Linda last week on my way to work and she told me the same story about a guy from church coming to her house. I guess he actually just walked in her door one time. I guess make sure the door is locked if you see her. I have been seeing her for a couple of years. She is a single Mom and is going through a messy divorce. Her son stays with her on and off. So she is usually only available during school hours. She is a great value for a MILF. Gives a mean BBBJCIM and loves sex. Great attitude and loves to please.
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Re: Safety
[QUOTE=Jwredskins55;2066691]I have been tazed. More because I was young stupid and wanted to see what it felt like than I deserved it. Trust me it sucks. But it's not that bad. It's just the feet bc most people won't voluntarily want to subject themselves to it. So because they don't know what it feels like then their fear usually wins out. Just remember gents about escalation. If you pull out a taser them he might pull out a gun. So be safe.[/QUOTE]Yes, it does suck and it is something I wouldn't want to experience again and yes the noise of those million volts cracking will probably be enough to diffuse most situations. I recommend everyone obtain one.
Can't really agree with your point on escalation. I think if either one of these guys had a gun they would have pulled it initially and most thugs don't really have that resource. Also, I think most guys packing heat would be looking for bigger fish to fry. Of course there are exceptions...but again I highly recommend having one. If it helps you get out of one jam..it is worth the cost.
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UTR Risks / Linda
[QUOTE=Luvinlife1963;2066102]I saw Linda a week ago and have seen her many times over the past 2 years. She told me this last time about a guy from church having a crush on her and coming to her house banging in the door and windows...I didn't realize she had someone there at the time! I was already starting to rethink going to see her again...[/QUOTE]I saw her last week too. She did tell me about her ex and that he was a nut job but assured me it was safe as he supposedly works out of town. She also mentioned that her ex was turning people at church against her and I'm thinking..huh? She's not a bad looking MILF but too much drama for me to repeat plus I got all cleaned up like I always do to present my best self and she had not even showered and things smelled a little recently used so there was no DATY. I brought a cover and got the impression that if I had not brought it out she would have been good to go BB..that didn't give me a warm fuzzy either. Too bad there's all the drama because unlike some, she really seemed to like what she's doing.
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Utr
Hey guys anyone want to help with an utr lady, backpage is so fucked up and nothing but crazy girls.
If anyone will help, I really appreciate that.
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Re: Linda
[QUOTE=VaVouyer;2067638]I saw her last week too. She did tell me about her ex and that he was a nut job but assured me it was safe as he supposedly works out of town. She also mentioned that her ex was turning people at church against her and I'm thinking..huh? She's not a bad looking MILF but too much drama for me to repeat plus I got all cleaned up like I always do to present my best self and she had not even showered and things smelled a little recently used so there was no DATY. I brought a cover and got the impression that if I had not brought it out she would have been good to go BB..that didn't give me a warm fuzzy either. Too bad there's all the drama because unlike some, she really seemed to like what she's doing.[/QUOTE]I saw her about a month ago twice within in a 2 week period. The first time was good, her legs were all jacked up looking but she was pleasant and had a great time with her. However she tried to go BB and I was like ummmm hell no. The scond time I saw her the same exact guy came over, was banging on the doors and window and she proceeds to get up, tell me to get dressed and hide in her son's room. She let him in and he went searching all over the house and found me in the rrom, asked who the fuck I was, told him none of his business, and he walked out and left. She begged me to stay but I was like ummmmm no thanks I don't need the drama. So be aware he apparantly comes over and does this quite often.