Massage Parlor Reports

I did a review of some places from your perspective. I was at the HoJos on Cleveland. I stayed there for the smoking room and dude. I've stayed in some shitty hotels before but that was probably one of the worst. Bring your own towel. Nasty. There are four or five AMPs right there. The one by the Peruvian restaurant is probably the best. I didn't stay but I saw that masseuse and she was gorgeous.

Here it is from March 2020:


"In your neck of the woods a week or so ago. Prices were a little high at the hotels so I decided to stay at the HoJo on Cleveland. I know Hojos are crap but sometimes the seedy hotels can be cool. And I wanted a smoking room. Dang though, that hotel was super nasty. One of the worst I've stayed in in years.

Anywho, had some time to kill and wanted some ceviche. Finished my meal and walked next door to check out Sunbelt. I walked in and was greeted by an absolutely stunning asian. Tall, slim (but not sickly) and beautiful face. She was so beautiful that I just turned around and walked out. I like a fun and popping personality - not a beauty queen. Besides, I know they do FS and I really didn't want to do that. With her, once I would have walked in the room I would have had no choice.

I drove on down to Oriental Massage off of Courtney Drive. Asian answered the door and looked like somebody's mom. I asked how much for the hour and moved on.

I continued further down to Relax Massage off of Grove and this older but cute and lively asian came out, fake boobs bouncing under the tank-top and I said. Yup, that's it. Good massage, met the girls, left after decent handshake.

Nothing against the masseuse at Relax but I still wasn't satisfied. Oriental Massage was still open so I went and saw the "somebody's mom" lady. Nice, gentle touch, but very enjoyable. A nice handshake was had and I went back to my hellhole room."

[QUOTE=RaginRays;5397856]Traveling to ft myers from st pete next week. Staying at ho jo's on s clevland. Best AMP close to hotel? Looks like there are 3 or 4 on Cleveland, RM not really helpful and not much posted on here, any help much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Place looked clean and neat. I have prior experience for MP but this one was my first visit. I paid. 7 and I was guided to a room. I was hoping to meet a good one waited not long. When she walked in. Obviously I asked for her age and she said she was 23. Thank God I am not in a crime scene. Her name is Savannah. She looked young and sexy. She was in one piece dresses so I could see the physique which was perfect. We chatted a bit and session started.

She gave me a very nice massage before we proceeded to more adventurous amorous activities on each other. She thoroughly enjoyed herself in the early rounds then turned her focus on me and really worked me attentively to a very rousing conclusion. She is quite attractive in many ways and very nice, attentive, and professional throughout. Best experience yet! I enjoyed her giggles! Pure Spinner Experience! She deserved every dollar I spent on her and maybe even more. She is my ATF!

[QUOTE=LoveSnatch;5402954]Place looked clean and neat. I have prior experience for MP but this one was my first visit. I paid. 7 and I was guided to a room. I was hoping to meet a good one waited not long. When she walked in. Obviously I asked for her age and she said she was 23. Thank God I am not in a crime scene. Her name is Savannah. She looked young and sexy. She was in one piece dresses so I could see the physique which was perfect. We chatted a bit and session started.

She gave me a very nice massage before we proceeded to more adventurous amorous activities on each other. She thoroughly enjoyed herself in the early rounds then turned her focus on me and really worked me attentively to a very rousing conclusion. She is quite attractive in many ways and very nice, attentive, and professional throughout. Best experience yet! I enjoyed her giggles! Pure Spinner Experience! She deserved every dollar I spent on her and maybe even more. She is my ATF![/QUOTE]Ok, congratulations. You hit the jackpot, but you got to tell us how much gold you gave up man. It's a rule! LOL.

[QUOTE=RaginRays;5400008]LOL your a funny dude cream, Going to cancel Ho jo's and find a place on the beach, not interested in s. W. But thanks for the heads up.[/QUOTE]Then you can see a little bit of the better ones that haven't taken that much candy yet? And all the Thongs in Florida are at the Lani Kai, a lot better choice then Ho-JO's. Try the top bar at night after sun set. That's when all the gold diggers come out so you can guy them a drink. Good luck my friend a better place to stay.

Amy and her magic hands will be in town until July. FS available for those who'd like to partake, I usually just settle for a. 5 Hand Shake.

[QUOTE=NaughtyBits;5407940]Amy and her magic hands will be in town until July. FS available for those who'd like to partake, I usually just settle for a. 5 Hand Shake.[/QUOTE]This the old Jade Spa, next store to that medical lab?

[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;5407954]This the old Jade Spa, next store to that medical lab?[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the one.

Visited this place, nice location to be honest, entrance on the side in the 2nd floor. Only two ladies available, 1 older lady and 1 mid 30's maybe late 30's. I went ahead and picked the 30's lady with the nice pair, she said her name is Sophia / Sofia. Opted only for half an hour, massage was ok, with a lot of tease between the legs, then after asked if I wanted HJ for 50. It was pretty good, she used a lot of oil or lube. Probably won't be back until they add more girls.

I'm new to the area and see a number of AMP around. Any recommendations? Also on a good $70 massage what is a reasonable tip and what is a HJ or BJ usually go for? Thanks.

Drew Kiki who I previously saw at the northernmost Collier AMP where the 2 41's meet. Nice polite lady who gives a great massage. . 70 hr & $150 for everything made it a nice dream. While she is not skinny I find she is nicely shaped. Well worth the trip. Not once did she rush & she is pleasant to get along with. I recommend.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Harbor694;5408421]I'm new to the area and see a number of AMP around. Any recommendations? Also on a good $70 massage what is a reasonable tip and what is a HJ or BJ usually go for? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Do us all a favor and spend some time reading this thread. The answers you seek are there. Pick one and report your experience here. People then will be more forthcoming with recommendations. You can also type Cape in the drop down box in the upper right corner of this page where it says "search thread" to speed things along.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5409286]Do us all a favor and spend some time reading this thread. The answers you seek are there. Pick one and report your experience here. People then will be more forthcoming with recommendations. You can also type Cape in the drop down box in the upper right corner of this page where it says "search thread" to speed things along.[/QUOTE]This, a little reading goes a long way around here. I posted a positive review, and address of a spa in the Cape literally 3 posts below theirs.

[QUOTE=NaughtyBits;5407940]Amy and her magic hands will be in town until July. FS available for those who'd like to partake, I usually just settle for a. 5 Hand Shake.[/QUOTE]Was there last week and not that I frequent AMP's but if the one I had was Amy I am still wondering W T F happened LOL. Cute little chick opted for $50.00 thinking hour would be to long trying to understand the Lingo. But right to the point, I am on my stomach and face down, in she comes and mounts me like she has a strap on yes a strap on --on and starts fucking me like she is trying to enter my ass, LOL this is no shit guys. Hold on a second I thought I had a pair of false's on my back and she thought I may be a chick LOL only kidding. So I immediately say do you want me to turn over, remember I have not even had a massage yet. She says some shit you don't understand, but on the flit immediately she oils up and starts stroking my cock like its a pull start for a generator. Hold on here come the good shit I mean good shit. She motions to me $50.00 more dollars, remember guys my way of visiting parlors with money in two pockets. No I say only 30 dollars and she starts with the best prostrate massage I have ever had and I mean that. Let me tell you she hit the G spot if we have one and blew a nice portion of my future kids all over the room and her hand. She has one finger up you ass and the other hand stroking you cock. This little chick definitely has her shit together. Just a fluke of me stopping there, but definitely will return, and will find out if that was Amy. Ciao fellow mongers.

An interesting listing on rubmaps (I don't have a membership) that has recent reviews. It is called Watercolor Spa and says it's Latina. The address listed appears to be residential though. Just wondering if anyone has any insight on this place.

Visited massage ylan this morning, greeted by a mid 40's looking Asian, asked if there is another girl, she called one and it was maybe a mid 30's Asian lady named Tiffany, asked for half an hour for 50, asked if I want hard or soft, I said soft, then asked if I want lying down or up, I said up and she did a short very light massage, then went straight to the good stuff shortly, grabbed my arm to put my hands on her undies, HJ was good, after that I gave her a 60 tip. Will be probably back here again soon.