Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=John Ross]Undo the metal cage, then twist the cork slowly. It will come out and make a muted pop.

As for the towels, yes, they are there to absorb the spilled bubbly. Whenever I'm in the room, I handle the bottle and do the pouring. That way I'm in control. If you want to be nice, buy the waiter a drink and tell him you'll handle the room and will call him if you need anything.

Oh yeah, and count the songs you request as the dj will add to it.[/QUOTE]Champagne should be spinning in the bucket. If not, it will be flat. And it should overflow a little.

But not the whole bottle gushing out and hitting the ceiling. :) Haha!

[QUOTE=Kal Hoku]Went to 1st Time on Xmas Eve. Used to be Cheers Station. Was not real busy so I picked out an above average looking chika sitting in the booth with 3 other girls without customers. I picked her mainly because she was wearing a short dress showing off most of her thighs and her top was low cut and I could see a lot of cleavage. She said her name was Mee-something. 5-4, 120 nice natural Bs. milf. Long straight black hair. Strong K accent. Korean but I couldn't quite make out the name because some guy was singing karaoke. She took me to one of the booths along the Ewa wall. After I bought her two drinks (she wasn't drinking real fast) my hands started roaming. She seemed to get the cue and reciprocated with snuggling and rubbing my thigh. After I bought her a third drink I asked her if she plays in the room. I grabbed her boobs and ran my hand up her skirt to her crotch to make sure she knew what I was wanting. She said $$$ for champagne and she would take off all her clothes and I could play with her. I said too much, I only have $.5 left after buying 3 drinks. So she grabbed my hand, led me outside all the way to the back parking lot, not saying a word. We snuck between 2 cars and against the wall. She whipped off her panties and stuffed them into my pants. Then unzipped and lowered her top and started DFK while lowering my zipper, stuck her hand inside and started stroking.I didn't need any encouragement. With ONE HAND, I took off the clasp of her bra and stuck that into my other pocket. Then raised her skirt above her hips and fiv until she got all wet and must've O'd because she clamped her thighs around my hand for about 30 seconds. I thought we were done but she undid my pants, pulled them all the way to the ground and ran her finger around the slit and went oooowww when she noticed all the pre-cum. Started bbbj. The scene was so hot I must've lasted less than a minute. BBBJTCIM but No swallow tho - spit on the car tires LOL. Truth be told, as soon as I was spent, I got real scared someone would come by, so I zipped up, gave her the $.5 and bra and sent her back to bar by herself. That was an almost first for me. Last year I was getting a bbbj in the back seat of my car in the parking lot outside Hello Eve but we got spooked because of all the people walking outside to smoke, and then the car got too hot to enjoy so we just went back inside for some dry humping. So 1st Time time was a first time for cumming in a kbar parking lot. Plus I got a wet thong for Xmas. Hmm. Anyone else done that recently? Anyone know this kgirl's bar name so I can ask for her again?[/QUOTE]
Yes, she is a MILF! Mee-Hee is her name! ;) Two of my friends once took her and this other girl (works at Cleo now) home for an orgy.

For one .20 drink she will pop her boobs out and you can play. (*) (*) 1.5" dia. brown areolas. A little saggy. She must be late 40's or early 50's.

Okay what's the deal with Emerald City? I was told that there was c-girls there. I went there three times and I didn't see any girls. It seems to be a hostless bar.

[QUOTE=Indatube]Sorry if I am letting you down guys, but I didn't meet up with her at a bar. I met her in public. They only way I could convince her to me me was to give her my word that I would not reveal her identity. I will say that if you guys could find her she is very beautiful.

That's all I git to say guys. Yes, I am selfish.[/QUOTE]


I see, you opt for the ho's before bro's. I see we have an aku bird amongst us.

[QUOTE=Chick O Stick]How do you open a champagne the correct way?[/QUOTE]Lots of people will give you different advice on opening a bottle of champagne. This is how I do it, and it never fails. Your goal is to remove the cork with a satisfying "pop," without spillage, gushing, or dangerous missiles flying around the room. You don't want to spend News Year's Eve in the ER getting a cork pulled out of your eye socket and, really, eye patches aren't that sexy.

When the bottle arrives in the ice bucket, let it sit a minute in case Bumpy the waiter did the shaky-shake while delivering it. In the meantime, make eyes at your companion. Tell her she reminds you of the girl you took to the prom. Talk about what you're going to name your kids. Plan your retirement. Whatever.

When you take the bottle from the ice bucket, wipe it down with the supplied towel. There should be water in with the ice, so the bottle will be wet. As in so many things, a good grip is key.

Remove the foil wrap on the cage, discard, and carefully unwind the cage with your right hand while holding the cork in place with your left. If you're left handed, you might want to reverse that. Up to you. The main thing is that you keep control of the cork at all times, once again in case Bumpy was a little vigorous in his delivery.

If the cork doesn't move while removing the cage, you can pull the cage off with your right hand and quickly place you left hand on the cork again. I hold the cork with my thumb and forefinger, with the rest of my fingers around the neck.

Now, the important part: Hold the cork while you rotate the bottle with your right hand. As you turn the bottle, the cork will begin to move up on its own. You don't have to pull. Do not lose your concentration. Continue to turn the bottle and hold the cork. Soon, the cork will free itself with a little pop. A little vapor will come out of the bottle, but no champagne should shoot out. That's wasteful and god knows you spent enough already.

Discard the cork. It's useless as anything but a memento of your conquest. Of the bottle. Ideally you will have a further conquest of the lovely lady sitting with you, but I will be of no help in that department.

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt]I see, you opt for the ho's before bro's. I see we have an aku bird amongst us.[/QUOTE]Aaron, just go to Kalihi and walk into the old "Vegas II". I think you might find something something in there! *v-

New to post and forum but not to K and Vbars. Enjoy the majority of posts and will contribute as deemed necessary / humorous / interesting, etc. info is power; power to the customers.

I got a question. On a real bottle of Champagne, how many times do you have to twist the "cage" till it opens?

[QUOTE=Aflack]New to post and forum but not to K and Vbars. Enjoy the majority of posts and will contribute as deemed necessary / humorous / interesting, etc.infois power; power to the customers.[/QUOTE]The power of information. Like you I am familiar with the Hostess bars and new to this forum which provides excellent information. I like the strip clubs more because I can view the goodies. Although, I don't go to Hostess bars and strip clubs anymore because to me it cannot compare to AMPs. There might be a natural progression from bars and strip clubs, to AMPs, to escorts. I haven't tried escorts yet. Probably the mongers doing escorts have gone through this natural progression.

If you are planning to visit an AMP pay attention to the postings from the senior members of this forum. If you see an AMP provider that looks interesting use the search thread for prior history. Always keep in mind YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary).

Have fun and may your first experience at an AMP be a good one.

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt]I see, you opt for the ho's before bro's. I see we have an aku bird amongst us.[/QUOTE]

Good one AC. I never heard that term before; just thought I'd pass this along:

[url]http://www.noakubirds.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=H Mobius]Good one AC. I never heard that term before; just thought I'd pass this along:

[url]http://www.noakubirds.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

Awesome website post. I looked at the website and had a good laugh at the "No Aku Birds" shirts.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]Good one AC. I never heard that term before; just thought I'd pass this along:

[url]http://www.noakubirds.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

Great link, thanks H.

[QUOTE=Aflack]New to post and forum but not to K and Vbars. Enjoy the majority of posts and will contribute as deemed necessary / humorous / interesting, etc. info is power; power to the customers.[/QUOTE]
Oh sorry, Aflack no one mentioned the requirements for this site? Your first 5 post have to be about something you've experienced that has to do with this site!

[QUOTE=H Mobius]Good one AC. I never heard that term before; just thought I'd pass this along:

[url]http://www.noakubirds.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Now I get it! Those are the birds that follow the fishing boats when they return and dump their bait.

[QUOTE=John Ross]Now I get it! Those are the birds that follow the fishing boats when they return and dump their bait.[/QUOTE]Haha! You guys crack me up!